-Hello? -We're dead. -你好?-我們死了
-Eli? -Dude, the tape's not here. I can't find it. -伊萊?-錄影帶不在這里,我找不到
-What? -Dude, I'm not kidding, okay? I've looked everywhere, okay? -什么?-老兄,我沒開玩笑,我到處都看過了
-All right, calm down -No, dude, you calm down! It's gone! -好吧,鎮(zhèn)靜-不,老兄,你才鎮(zhèn)靜,不見了!
-What doyou mean, it's gone? -I mean it's fricking gone! -不見了是什么意思?-我是說奇怪地不見了!
Somebody stole it! Jesus Christ! 有人偷了!我的老天!
Matthew, could you come in here? 馬修,你能進來嗎?
This is Mr.Simon. 這位是西蒙先生
He says he has something very important to discuss with us. 他說有一件重要的事要跟我們討論
Sit down. 你干嗎不坐下?
Actually, if you don't mind… 事實上,如果你們不介意…
may I have a word with the boy alone first? …我要跟這個孩子單獨先說說話?
Sure. 當然
So how was prom? 舞會怎么樣?
-That's mine -You know, we were fine. -那錄影帶是我的-你知道
But now you go and do this? This was my idea. 但是現(xiàn)在你去這拍了這個?那是我的主意
Now I'm really gonna fuck your shit up. 現(xiàn)在我要搞死你
-I'm gonna need that back -Oh. 我要要回那盒錄影帶
Take it from me. 來我這拿啊
Yeah. 耶
What are you gonna do? 你要怎么做?
I don't have to do anything. Hugo Posh will. 我不用做什么,雨果波什也許會的
He's my partner on this. Fifty-fifty. 嗯,他是我的搭檔,五五分帳
So could I please have mytape back? 那么能不能把帶子還給我?
Fucky-- 去你的!
Fuck you. I'm taking your half then. 去你的,那我要你的那一半
No. That money's going to Samnang. 沒門,錢要給薩揚
The money you stole from him. 你偷了他的錢
You say that like I care. I don't give a shit. 你說的好像我在意一樣,我不在乎
You're giving me your half. 你要給我你那一半
-And if I don't? -Show time. -如果我不呢?-好戲上演
Okay. 好
-Okay, what? -Show 'em the tape. -好什么?-給他們看帶子
I'm not fucking around. 我不是開玩笑
I just don't care anymore. 我不在乎了
This… is gonna be interesting. 這… 會很有趣的
Dan, Marci, Mr.Salinger… 丹、瑪西、沙林杰先生…
would you mind joining me in the living room fora second? 你們進來客廳吧?
Great. 太好了
Matthew, is there anything you want to say before we watch this? 馬修,放帶子之前你有什么要說的嗎?
Okay, then. On with the show. 好吧,我們開始看
And I'm Ferrari. 我是法拉利
You may recognize us as stars of the adult entertainment industry… 你也許認得我們是成人娛樂業(yè)的明星…
-Sex -Sex. -性-性
Special events such as seniorprom… 諸如高中舞會這樣的特殊事件…
place added pressure on young teens… 給青少年增加了壓力…
to lose their virginity and engage in unprotected sex. 迫使他們失去童貞,而進行未受保護的性行為
I know I lost my virginity at my senior prom. 我記得我在我的高中舞會上失去了童貞
When did you lose yours, April? 艾波爾,你的第一次是什么時候?
-Um, when I was 10 -Moving on! -我10歲的時候-繼續(xù)
In this video, we'll go through everything… 在這個錄影中,我們將涵蓋…
from kissing to foreplay. 從親吻到前戲的各各環(huán)節(jié)
And for our finale, we'll show you how to put a condom on properly… 而最后,我們會向你們演示如何將安全套正確地…
using a real person. 用在真人身上
No cucumbers or bananas in this video. 這個錄影里沒有黃瓜或香蕉
So for those of you naughty boys… 所以如果你們這些頑皮的孩子…
expecting to see a raunchyporn video… 想要看淫蕩的色情電影…
you might as well turn this off now… 你最好現(xiàn)在就關(guān)掉電視…
-because you're not gonna see sex -What the fuck is this shit? -因為你不會看到性鏡頭-這是什么玩藝?
You're gonna see sex education. 你將會看到性教育
(阿力制片室制作)
(性愛保健室 新世紀性教育)
This is interesting, Matthew. 很有趣,馬修