女生心口不一時(shí)常用語(yǔ)

　　1) Fine 算了

　　This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up。

　　女人通常喜歡用這個(gè)詞來(lái)結(jié)束爭(zhēng)吵，在她們心里自己是對(duì)的而你才應(yīng)該閉上嘴。

　　2) Five Minutes 5分鐘就好

　　If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just

　　been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house。

　　如果她在換衣服打扮什么的，她說(shuō)的5分鐘事實(shí)上還要半個(gè)小時(shí)。而當(dāng)她在打掃屋子你在看球賽的時(shí)候，

　　她嘴里的5分鐘那可就是精準(zhǔn)的再給你五分鐘了。

　　3) Nothing 沒(méi)事

　　This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.

　　Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine。

　　這是暴風(fēng)雨來(lái)臨之前的預(yù)兆。她嘴上說(shuō)沒(méi)事其實(shí)卻是有事的，你可得當(dāng)心點(diǎn)了。

　　一開(kāi)始說(shuō)“沒(méi)事”的爭(zhēng)吵往往最終以“算了”結(jié)束。

　　4) Go Ahead！想去就去唄！

　　This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

　　這只是在警告你，而不是真的準(zhǔn)你去。千萬(wàn)別當(dāng)真。

　　5) Loud Sigh 長(zhǎng)嘆一口氣

　　This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.

　　A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time

　　standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing。)

　　雖然沒(méi)具體說(shuō)什么，但是這確實(shí)傳達(dá)了她的心思，男人們卻往往誤讀了這個(gè)信號(hào)。

　　長(zhǎng)嘆一口氣意味著她心里覺(jué)得你是個(gè)大白癡，不知道為什么自己還要在這里浪費(fèi)時(shí)間跟你吵些雞毛蒜皮的事。

　　6) That’s Okay。沒(méi)關(guān)系

　　This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long

　　and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake。

　　這是女人對(duì)男人說(shuō)的一句最危險(xiǎn)的話。“沒(méi)關(guān)系”就意味著她還需要點(diǎn)時(shí)間好好想想什么時(shí)候怎么樣讓你付出代價(jià)。

　　7) Thanks。謝謝

　　A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here

　　– This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.

　　DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’)。

　　如果一個(gè)女人對(duì)你說(shuō)謝謝，不要問(wèn)為什么，也不要昏倒。你只需要對(duì)她說(shuō)不用謝。(我很想在這里加一句--她如果

　　只說(shuō)謝謝，那么她是真心的，但她如果說(shuō)非常感謝的時(shí)候，她只是想諷刺你罷了，根本沒(méi)有一絲謝意。

　　千萬(wàn)別回答不用謝，那只會(huì)換來(lái)一句“隨便好了”。)

　　8 ) Whatever 隨你便

　　Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!這是女人在說(shuō)“擦.。.”

　　9) Don’t worry about it, I got it。算了，還是我來(lái)吧

　　Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,

　　but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer

　　to #3.

　　這是另一個(gè)非常危險(xiǎn)的表達(dá)，意思是已經(jīng)叫男人很多遍去把某事干了，但最后還的親自動(dòng)手。

　　最后的結(jié)束通常是男的追問(wèn)她“怎么了?”，要知道女人會(huì)怎么回答，請(qǐng)參照3)。