英文笑話：Ear Short 耳聾
I thought my wife, Barbara, was losing her hearing, so one day I decided to test it. I quietly walked in the front door and stood 30 feet behind her, "Barbara," I said, "can you hear me?" There was no response, so I moved to 20 feet behind her behind her, "Barbara," I repeated, "can you hear me ?" Still no reply. I advanced to 10 feet and asked, "Now can you hear me?" "Yes, dear," Barbara answered. "For the third time, yes!"
我以為我的妻子芭芭拉耳聾了。有一天，我想證明一下，我輕輕走進前門，站在她后面三十英尺的地方，“芭芭拉，”我說，“你聽得見我嗎？”她沒有回答。所以我又走過去一些，站在她后面二十英尺的地方，“芭芭拉，”我重復(fù)道，“你聽得見我嗎？”還是沒有回答。我又往前到了只有十英尺的地方，我問：“現(xiàn)在聽得見嗎？”“是的，親愛的，”芭芭拉說，“我已經(jīng)說了第三遍了。”
