That's not Britney, bitch — it's Jessica Simpson.
那不是布蘭妮,賤人,那是杰西卡·辛普森。
On Saturday, the fashion mogul and Irresistible singer shared on Instagram that she was approached for an autograph in the parking lot of her local mall. The only problem is that the starstruck fan didn't quite realize who they were talking to.
周六,這位時尚大亨兼歌手在Instagram上分享說,有人在當地商場的停車場找她要簽名。唯一的問題是,這位追星族并沒有意識到他們在和誰說話。
"The face when someone in the parking lot at the mall asks you for your autograph, but expects you to sign it Britney Spears," Simpson joked, captioning a post that features her and her daughter Maxwell wearing shocked expressions for the camera.
辛普森開玩笑說:“當有人在商場停車場問你要簽名,但希望你簽的是布蘭妮·斯皮爾斯時的表情。”她和女兒麥克斯韋爾對著鏡頭露出震驚的表情。
The mix-up shouldn't come as too much of a surprise: Spears and Simpson rose to fame around the same time, making waves as blonde pop singers in the 1990s and early 2000s. They also headlined reality TV shows with their then-significant others: Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, and Britney and Kevin: Chaotic.
這種混淆不應該太令人驚訝:布蘭妮和辛普森幾乎同時成名,在20世紀90年代和21世紀初作為金發(fā)流行歌手掀起了波瀾。他們還和當時的另一半一起登上了真人秀節(jié)目的頭條:《新婚夫婦:尼克和杰西卡》,《布蘭妮和凱文:混亂》。
Spears herself commented on their likeness in a 2022 Instagram post where she compared herself to Simpson.
斯皮爾斯本人在2022年的Instagram上評論了他們的相似之處,并將自己與辛普森進行了比較。
"Why do I look EXACTLY like Jessica Simpson??? Also my face looks so pale," Spears captioned a photo of herself.
“為什么我看起來和杰西卡·辛普森一模一樣?”而且我的臉看起來很蒼白,”斯皮爾斯在自己的照片上寫道。
Believe it or not, this isn't even the first time that Simpson has been mistaken for the "Toxic" singer. In her 2020 memoir Open Book, Simpson addressed their at-times adversarial friendship, including a similar mix-up that took place in front of her kids at Disney World, when a fan mistook her for Spears.
信不信由你,這已經不是辛普森第一次被誤認為是《Toxic》的歌手了。在她2020年的回憶錄《打開書》中,辛普森談到了他們有時敵對的友誼,包括在迪士尼世界她的孩子面前發(fā)生的類似的混淆,當時一名粉絲把她誤認為是布蘭妮。
"I was like, of course this would happen to me," Simpson wrote. "Britney steals even this Disney moment, right there in front of my kids."
“我當時想,這當然會發(fā)生在我身上,”辛普森寫道。“布蘭妮甚至在我的孩子面前偷走了這個迪士尼時刻。”
Spears will release her own memoir, The Woman in Me, on October 24, which Michelle Williams will narrate in audiobook form.
斯皮爾斯將于10月24日發(fā)行她自己的回憶錄《我內心的女人》,米歇爾·威廉姆斯將以有聲書的形式講述這本書。