欲望都市第三季 熱情如火 Where There’s Smoke…
[00:11.40]欲望城市
[00:34.92](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問(wèn))
[00:43.48]“熱情如火”
[00:48.16]New YOrK City. HOme tO One milliOn exCiting, eligible, single men... 紐約市住著一百萬(wàn)名 迷人、條件很好的單身漢…
[00:55.52]and fOur COld and slightly CranKy single wOmen. 以及四名冷得發(fā)抖 有點(diǎn)神經(jīng)質(zhì)的單身女子
[00:57.40]Well, this is gOOd. We're aCtually CrOssing water tO meet men. 真好，我們正遠(yuǎn)渡重洋 去認(rèn)識(shí)男人
[01:01.16]Reminder, l am nOt gOing tO Staten lsland tO meet men. 提醒你 我不是去斯塔屯島認(rèn)識(shí)男人的
[01:05.24]l am gOing tO judge them. 我是去對(duì)他們品頭論足
[01:06.24]A perK Of being a minOr Celebrity 當(dāng)一個(gè)小有名氣的人的好處
[01:09.80]is that yOu get invited tO majOr events. 便是獲邀參加大事
[01:13.68]LiKe New YOrK fire department's 譬如紐約市消防局 年度月歷人物選拔
[01:16.76]annual Calendar COmpetitiOn.
[01:18.08]This is a lOng way tO gO tO watCh 去看一些消防員脫掉上衣 這一趟路途還真遙遠(yuǎn)
[01:19.48]sOme firemen taKe their shirts Off.
[01:21.24]l'm On the ferry. l better see mOre than peCs. 我特地搭渡輪去看 最好不只看到大胸肌
[01:25.32]l'm freezing! 我快凍僵了
[01:28.44]l dOn't understand 我不懂比賽為什么不能在 曼哈頓的酒吧舉行
[01:29.52]why they COuldn't hOld the COmpetitiOn
[01:32.60]in a bar in Manhattan. 上東城也有消防員
[01:32.100]They have firemen
[01:34.08]On the Upper East Side tOO. 沒錯(cuò)，他們只撲滅 高級(jí)住宅區(qū)的火災(zāi)
[01:36.48]And they Only put Out tOp-nOtCh fires.
[01:39.36]LOOK at hOw small it lOOKs. 曼哈頓看起來(lái)變得好小
[01:43.84]WhO wOuld have thOught an island that tiny 誰(shuí)想得到那么小的島
[01:47.60]wOuld be big enOugh tO hOld all Our Old bOyfriends. 竟然裝得下我們所有前男友
[01:60.40]He lOves tO COOK and Can whip up a great baKed ziti. 他喜歡烹飪 可以做出很棒的焗烤管面
[02:04.80]He's frOm engine 275, ladder 133, 屬于275號(hào)消防隊(duì)，133云梯 來(lái)自皇后區(qū)
[02:08.40]way Out there in Queens.
[02:24.56]- ls he hOt? - He's a six. -他性感嗎? -可以得六分
[02:26.88]On a sCale Of hOw many? 總分是多少?
[02:28.56]His name was Bill Kelley. He was a divOrCed pOlitiCian, 他叫做比爾凱利
[02:31.12]是一位離了婚的政治人物 準(zhǔn)備競(jìng)選市審計(jì)官
[02:32.32]Campaigning fOr New YOrK City COmptrOller.
[02:35.08]And the tOKen male judge. 也是象征性的男性裁判
[02:42.80]- WatCh the firemen. - l'm mOre intO COps. -看臺(tái)上的消防員 -我對(duì)警察比較感興趣
[02:47.32]He's a danCer and married. SOrry, ladies. 他是位舞者，而且已婚 抱歉了，女士們
[02:51.80]His wife Maria said he's a gOOd guy but he wOrKs tOO hard. 他太太瑪莉亞說(shuō)他人很好 但是工作太拼命了
[02:56.80]WOrK that belly! 秀一下腹肌
[03:02.16]Ladies, Over here. 我在這里
[03:08.64]OK, they dOn't maKe COsmOpOlitans, it's a Staten lsland iCed tea. 他們沒有四海為家酒 這是斯塔屯島冰茶
[03:12.20]- ls that liKe a LOng lsland iCed tea? - l thinK sO. -跟長(zhǎng)島冰茶一樣嗎? -我想是吧
[03:17.88]HellO, l'm drunK. 各位，我醉了
[03:20.84]DO we have tO be this ClOse? lt's embarrassing. 我們非得站這么前面嗎? 好尷尬
[03:22.40]- YOu gOtta be in it tO win it. - l'm mOving baCK. -不入虎穴焉得虎子 -我要去后面
[03:26.28]l Can't see the Cute firemen frOm baCK there withOut my glasses. 我沒戴眼鏡，站那么后面 我看不到那些迷人的消防員
[03:31.20]Why dO yOu even Care? YOu have Steve. 你何必在乎? 你已經(jīng)有史蒂夫了
[03:32.48]l dO nOt have Steve. There is nO having Of the Steve, we're just friends. 我并未擁有史蒂夫，他不是 我的財(cái)產(chǎn)，我們只是朋友
[03:38.32]We're just friends. l dOn't put my diCK in yOu. 我們才只是朋友，我不會(huì)搞你
[03:39.72]AnOther One Of these and l might let yOu. 再喝一杯我可能會(huì)同意
[03:44.32]There are nO datable men here. 這里沒有適合約會(huì)的男人
[03:46.88]What was yOur first Clue? The pleather jaCKets Or smell Of ''High Karate''? 你怎么知道?從皮夾克 還是空手道的跡象看出來(lái)?
[03:52.16]Ladies, this is RiCKy FantuCChi. He's a CapriCOrn. 各位，這位是瑞奇方塔屈 他是魔羯座
[03:53.96]His unCles are firefighters. 他的叔叔是消防隊(duì)員
[03:56.80]Yes, ladies, that's a Cheetah On his arm. 是的，各位 他手臂上有只印度豹
[04:02.40]RiCKy represents engine 53 in LOwer Manhattan. 瑞奇代表下曼哈頓 53號(hào)消防隊(duì)
[04:07.32]l'd liKe tO shOw him my LOwer Manhattan. 我想讓他見識(shí)一下 我的下曼哈頓
[04:15.04]- LOOK at his arms, they're huge. - YOu KnOw what they say. -你們看他的手臂，好強(qiáng)壯 -你知道有句話是這么說(shuō)的
[04:18.80]Big arms...big arms. 大手臂…就是大手臂
[04:23.56]HellO, 911. l'm On fire. 消防隊(duì)，我欲火焚身了
[04:41.52]After the COntest, l began tO realize that Staten lsland 比賽結(jié)束后，我發(fā)現(xiàn)斯塔屯島
[04:45.72]was liKe a quaint EurOpean COuntry. 就像一個(gè)古老陌生的歐洲國(guó)度
[04:47.24]The AmeriCan musiC was 20 years behind 這里播放著20年前的美式音樂(lè)
[04:51.12]and yOu COuld smOKe wherever yOu wanted. 你可以在任何地方抽煙
[05:13.44]Hi. Are thOse shirts are fOr sale? l'd liKe tO get One fOr my nephew. 你知道那上衣是否出售? 我想買一件給我侄兒
[05:20.92]Yeah, yOu COuld buy 'em. But l dOn't KnOw where. 是的，這外面買得到 但我不知道哪里有賣
[05:23.92]l gOt this One at wOrK, but l'm sure yOu COuld buy 'em at Other plaCes. 我這件是消防隊(duì)發(fā)的 但我肯定其他地方買得到
[05:29.40]- l've seen them in thOse shOps... - Samantha. -我在商店里見過(guò)… -我叫莎曼珊
[05:31.48]- RiCKy, hOw are yOu dOing? - GOOd. HOw are yOu dOing? -我叫瑞奇，你好嗎? -很好，你呢?
[05:34.04]- l saw yOu up there. - l saw yOu tOO. -我看到你在臺(tái)上 -我也有看到你
[05:37.32]- YOu lOOKed fantastiC. - Yeah? -你看起來(lái)帥呆了 -是嗎?
[05:39.68]l never did anything liKe that. My sisters said, ''DO it, RiCKy''. 我從來(lái)沒做過(guò)那種事 我妹妹說(shuō)“去吧，瑞奇”
[05:43.88]And l said, ''l never did anything liKe that befOre''. 然后我說(shuō) “我以前沒做過(guò)那種事”
[05:47.68]YOu did it very well. 你表現(xiàn)得很好
[05:50.76]- l wOnder what mOnth yOu'll be. - Maybe OCtOber. -不知道你是幾月出生的 -也許是十月
[05:53.32]- My birthday is in OCtOber. - l bet July, Or any mOnth that's hOt. -我的生日在十月 -我賭七月或任何熱情的月份
[05:59.36]TwO sOngs later, it was time fOr this danCing queen tO taKe a breather. 兩首歌之后 舞后該喘息一下了
[06:04.16]HellO. Can l bum a smOKe? 可以討一根煙嗎?
[06:06.36]- Sure. - ThanKs. -當(dāng)然 -謝謝
[06:09.20]There yOu gO. 來(lái)吧
[06:15.32]- That's gOOd. l quit three years agO. - HOw's that wOrKing Out fOr yOu? -感覺真好，我三年前戒了 -成效如何?
[06:17.16]- GOOd. l allOw myself One a weeK. - YOu live right On the edge, dOn't yOu? -很好，我準(zhǔn)自己一周抽一根 -你正好
[06:24.72]- Can l buy yOu a beer? - NO, l gOt it. -我能請(qǐng)你喝杯啤酒嗎? -不用了，我有錢
[06:25.32]lt's On me. FOr helping me Out in there. 我請(qǐng)客，報(bào)答你剛才幫了我
[06:30.00]Sure. And by the way, yOu have the wOrst taste in men... 好吧，對(duì)了 你對(duì)男人的品味糟透了…
[06:32.20]- ...ever. - NO way. -有史以來(lái)最糟的 -不可能
[06:35.48]YOu gave that guy frOm MidtOwn a 7. 你給中城那家伙七分
[06:40.32]l liKe a firefighter with lOve handles tO hOld On tO 他腰部有一個(gè)游泳圈 可以讓你逃出失火大樓時(shí)抓牢
[06:42.32]when esCaping a burning building.
[06:43.40]- YOu gOt a pOint there. - But yOu were tOugh. -你說(shuō)得有道理 -但你很嚴(yán)格
[06:47.88]And what's with the half-pOints? 6.5, 8.5? 那些零點(diǎn)五分又是什么意思? 六點(diǎn)五、八點(diǎn)五?
[06:52.08]What Can l say? SOmetimes a girl needs a half. 我能說(shuō)什么? 有時(shí)候女人就需要那二分之一
[06:56.52]SO, whiCh distriCt dO yOu vOte in? 你是哪個(gè)選區(qū)的?
[06:59.100]WhiChever One is near Barneys. 離巴尼百貨近的那個(gè)
[07:02.72]YOu've never vOted in New YOrK City? -你從未在紐約投過(guò)票? -是的，總統(tǒng)先生
[07:05.96]COrreCt, Mr. President.
[07:09.16]What's yOur address? OffiCial gOvernment purpOses. 你的地址是什么? 公務(wù)上的目的
[07:11.88]- l Can tell yOu yOur distriCt. - OffiCially? -我可以跟你說(shuō)你的選區(qū) -正式地嗎?
[07:14.32]lt's 245 East 73rd street. 東73街245號(hào)
[07:17.92]DistriCt 23. Same as mine. l'm at MadisOn and 82nd. 23選區(qū)，跟我的一樣 我住在麥迪遜大道和82街路口
[07:20.40]FanCy. l thOught all hOnest pOlitiCians lived in studiOs 真想不到，我以為誠(chéng)實(shí)的政客 都住在工作室吃豆子罐頭
[07:24.84]and ate beans Out Of a Can.
[07:28.88]l'm nOt a fan Of beans. 我并不偏愛豆子
[07:29.04]Can l get yOur phOne number? GOvernment purpOses Only. 可以給我你的電話嗎? 僅是公務(wù)上的目的
[07:34.72]l'm just here with my friends having a gOOd time. 我只是跟朋友來(lái)這里玩 現(xiàn)在我不想談感情
[07:37.08]- l'm nOt intO dating right nOw. - What, bad breaK-up?
[07:37.76]為什么，痛苦的分手?
[07:54.16]That was a lOng silenCe. 那是一個(gè)很長(zhǎng)的沉默
[07:59.60]ACtually, it was a silenCe and a half. 其實(shí)，是一又二分之一的沉默
[07:59.96]Have dinner with me. 跟我一起吃晚餐
[08:04.72]WOuld it help if l tOOK my shirt Off? 如果我脫掉上衣會(huì)有幫助嗎?
[08:08.68]Time tO gO. POlitiCian's hitting On me. 我該走了 那個(gè)政治人物跟我搭訕
[08:10.08]- And is that a bad thing? - He's just way tOO ''l'm the guy''. -那是件壞事嗎? -他太自以為是了
[08:15.16]Are yOu sure? He's pretty Cute. 你確定嗎?他蠻可愛的
[08:18.88]l dOn't want tO have tO tell yOu this. l saw him give sOmeOne a thumbs up. 我不想說(shuō)出來(lái) 我看見他很欣賞某個(gè)人
[08:21.12]We're Out Of here. Samantha went hOme with that firefighter. 我們走吧 莎曼珊跟那個(gè)消防隊(duì)員回家了
[08:25.28]- TOOt tOOt, beep beep. - And CharlOtte's arOund sOmewhere. -真快活 -夏綠蒂在這附近
[08:33.56]- HOw many COCKtails did she have? - A COuple, why? -她喝了幾杯雞尾酒? -兩三杯吧，怎么了?
[09:12.92]And sO, three girls headed hOme, 就這樣，三個(gè)女人踏上歸途
[09:13.84]taKing Only fOnd memOries Of Staten lsland and its infamOus iCed teas. 只帶著斯塔屯島的美好回憶 以及它惡名昭彰的冰茶
[09:23.68]HOney, ClOse up, it's COld. 親愛的，把衣服扣上，很冷
[09:28.64]- Are yOu gOnna help? - l held her head in the taxi. -你要幫忙嗎? -我剛在計(jì)程車上扶著她的頭
[09:36.16]YOu're sO niCe, Carrie. 你真好，凱莉
[09:37.00]- l'm niCe tOO, aren't l? - Yes, yOu're niCe. -我也很好，對(duì)嗎? -是的，你很好
[09:40.28]l'm niCe... 我很好…
[09:43.16]l'm pretty and l'm smart. l'm a CatCh. 我漂亮而且聰明 我是個(gè)理想的結(jié)婚對(duì)象
[09:47.32]Yes, yOu're a CatCh. 是的，你是個(gè)理想的結(jié)婚對(duì)象
[09:49.48]l hate yOu. 我恨你
[09:51.100]YOu KnOw what? l'm gOnna meet the perfeCt guy and get married. 你知道嗎?我會(huì)認(rèn)識(shí) 完美的男人，我就要結(jié)婚了
[09:58.16]Yes, yOu're getting married. 是的，你就要結(jié)婚了
[10:03.00]Did yOu hear that New YOrK? l'm getting married this year. 你聽到了嗎，紐約? 我今年會(huì)結(jié)婚
[10:07.88]l'm getting married and here l COme! 我要結(jié)婚，我來(lái)了
[10:11.20]lf she falls Over l will never stOp laughing. 如果她跌下去，我會(huì)笑一輩子
[10:13.68]l wasn't quite sure if it was the iCed teas 我不確定是冰茶
[10:17.16]Or the Staten lsland dating pOOl that brOKe the Camel's baCK. 還是斯塔屯島的社交圈 壓垮了駱駝的背
[10:20.20]But sOmething set CharlOtte On fire. 但夏綠蒂興奮不已
[10:22.52]And uptOwn On dry land, Samantha and Mr. July had their Own fire gOing. 在上城的陸地上，莎曼珊 和七月先生的火苗正燃燒
[10:27.60]YOu're sO big and strOng. 你好雄偉強(qiáng)壯
[10:34.64]l believe the OffiCial fire department COunt is ''a fOur alarmer''. 我相信正式的消防局術(shù)語(yǔ)是 “四聲警報(bào)器”
[10:40.32]The next mOrning at breaKfast, Miranda and l wanted pOaChed eggs, 隔天吃早餐時(shí) 米蘭達(dá)和我想吃水煮蛋
[10:44.68]Samantha wanted tO give us the details 莎曼珊想跟我們分享細(xì)節(jié)
[10:47.36]and CharlOtte wanted tO Keep her head frOm explOding 而夏綠蒂則頭痛得要爆炸了
[10:50.76]Over her rainCOat. 我告訴你們 沒有男人讓我那么濕潤(rùn)過(guò)
[10:52.36]l'm telling yOu, nO guy has ever gOtten me that wet.
[10:53.64]- Pass the salt. - Let me tell yOu abOut his COCK. -把鹽傳過(guò)來(lái) -讓我跟你們說(shuō)說(shuō)他的命根子
[10:56.80]Will yOu be quiet? The peOple at the next table have a Child. 你小聲一點(diǎn)好嗎? 鄰桌有小孩子
[11:03.04]- That's their ChOiCe. - Miss HangOver's right. -那是他們的選擇 -宿醉小姐說(shuō)得對(duì)
[11:04.84]Can we spare the COCK talK till COCKtail time? 命根子的話題 可以等到雞尾酒時(shí)間再說(shuō)嗎?
[11:06.52]l wanted yOu tO KnOw my fireman was every bit the fantasy l had in mind. 我想讓你們知道那個(gè)消防隊(duì)員 集我所有的幻想于一身
[11:13.72]New YOrK's finest. -紐約最棒的男人 -應(yīng)該是警察才對(duì)
[11:12.52]- That's COps. - Whatever.
[11:16.16]l thinK it's wrOng tO sleep with a man just tO fulfill a fantasy. 我覺得只為了滿足幻想 便和一個(gè)男人上床是不對(duì)的
[11:19.48]All the men we sleep with fulfill a Certain fantasy. -我們上床的男人都滿足幻想 -或是噩夢(mèng)
[11:22.24]Or nightmare. 你幻想中的男人 要有豪華公寓和傲人資歷
[11:24.32]YOu fantasize Of a man with a fanCy apartment and a stOCK pOrtfOliO.
[11:26.72]FOr me, it's a fireman with a big hOse. 對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō) 是有大老二的消防隊(duì)員
[11:29.52]Why are firemen sO Cute? 消防隊(duì)員為什么這么可愛?
[11:32.20]Even when they're nOt that Cute... they're still Cute. 即使當(dāng)他們不那么可愛時(shí)… 他們還是很可愛
[11:34.64]First, there's a weight limit. SeCOnd, it's the herO thing. 他們有體重限制和英雄形象 看到他在消防車上…
[11:38.12]- YOu see him On that truCK... - That truCK is hOt. -那消防車真性感 -趕著去搶救受困的人
[11:43.20]...hurrying tO save sOmeOne trapped.
[11:44.04]They've gOt that ''l'm a gOOd guy'' lOOK in their eyes. 他們的眼神流露出 “我是個(gè)好人”的訊息
[11:49.68]lt's beCause wOmen want tO be resCued. 這是因?yàn)榕讼胍徽?/p>
[11:52.16]The sentenCe independent single wOmen in their thirties 三十多歲的獨(dú)立單身女子
[11:55.36]are never suppOsed tO thinK, let alOne say Out lOud. 永遠(yuǎn)不該這么想 更別提大聲說(shuō)出來(lái)
[11:58.12]lt's true. l've been dating sinCe l was 15, l'm exhausted. Where is he? 這是事實(shí)，我從15歲開始約會(huì) 我已經(jīng)筋疲力盡，他在哪里?
[12:04.60]- WhO? The white Knight? - That Only happens in fairytales. -誰(shuí)?白馬王子? -那只在童話中才有
[12:08.60]My hair hurts. 我的頭發(fā)好痛
[12:10.04]Did yOu ever thinK that maybe we're the white Knights 你有沒有想過(guò) 或許我們就是白馬王子
[12:13.96]and we're the Ones that have tO save Ourselves? 我們必須自救?
[12:19.72]- That is sO depressing. - ls it? -這種想法真令人沮喪 -是嗎?
[12:23.56]Later that day l gOt tO thinKing abOut fairytales. 當(dāng)天稍晚我思考著童話
[12:25.44]What if PrinCe Charming had never shOwed up? 萬(wàn)一白馬王子 永遠(yuǎn)不出現(xiàn)怎么辦?
[12:29.36]WOuld SnOw White have slept in that glass COffin fOrever? 白雪公主會(huì)一輩子 睡在玻璃棺材里嗎?
[12:33.84]Or wOuld she have eventually wOKen up, spit Out the apple, gOtten a jOb, 或者最后她會(huì)醒來(lái) 吐出毒蘋果
[12:38.52]a healthCare paCKage and a baby frOm her lOCal sperm banK? 找到一份工作，購(gòu)買保健服務(wù) 并靠當(dāng)?shù)鼐鱼y行生個(gè)小孩?
[12:42.96]l COuldn't help but wOnder. lnside every COnfident, driven, single wOman 我忍不住想，是否每個(gè)自信 工作賣力的單身女子的內(nèi)心
[12:46.64]is there a deliCate, fragile prinCess just waiting tO be saved? 都有一個(gè)敏感、脆弱的公主 等著被拯救?
[12:50.60]Was CharlOtte right? 夏綠蒂說(shuō)對(duì)了嗎?
[12:52.20]DO wOmen just wanna be resCued? 女人是否只想被拯救?
[12:56.16]And after yOur laser surgery On Saturday 你星期六做完雷射手術(shù)后
[12:59.24]yOu'll need a signifiCant Other Or a friend tO help get yOu hOme. 需要找另一半或朋友送你回家
[13:04.52]Sign here. 在這里簽名
[13:05.60]While fOr sOme wOmen the idea Of resCue was a life raft, 對(duì)某些女人而言，拯救的想法 是救生艇，對(duì)米蘭達(dá)則是侮辱
[13:10.32]fOr Miranda it was an insult.
[13:11.92]l dOn't need anybOdy tO help me. l'll be fine. 我不需要任何人幫忙 我一個(gè)人沒問(wèn)題
[13:15.60]YOu'll be sedated and yOur visiOn will be blurred. 你將被注射鎮(zhèn)靜劑 而且視力會(huì)有點(diǎn)模糊
[13:18.08]YOu will need sOmeOne tO get yOu hOme and tO bed. 你需要一個(gè)人帶你回家 上床休息
[13:21.16]Then taKe twO sleeping pills, sleep fOr 12 hOurs. 然后吃兩顆安眠藥 睡12個(gè)小時(shí)
[13:25.00]WaKe up and yOu'll be able tO see perfeCtly. 醒來(lái)后你就能看得很清楚了
[13:28.12]l Can't believe l'm gOnna waKe up and see Clearly 我真不敢相信，生平第一次
[13:31.80]withOut glasses Or COntaCts fOr the first time. 不必戴眼鏡或隱形眼鏡 我醒來(lái)后就能看得很清楚
[13:33.16]Believe it. 相信吧
[13:38.64]They slit yOur eyeball Open and flip up the tOp. 醫(yī)生把眼球割開 然后把它往上翻
[13:39.100]- GrOss. - lt just flips right up. Flip, my eye. -好惡心 -就這樣往上翻…我的眼睛
[13:43.72]- OK, stOp. - This little blade Cuts it. Just... -好，別說(shuō)了 -小小的雷射刀一劃…
[13:50.08]...liKe the tOp Of a grape. 像葡萄的頂端
[13:53.56]lt sOunds pretty bad. 聽起來(lái)很恐怖
[13:56.24]YOu want me tO COme dOwn and hOld yOur hand? 你要我去握著你的手嗎?
[13:59.08]l'm fine. l dO nOt need anyOne tO hOld my hand. 我沒事 我不需要?jiǎng)e人握著我的手
[14:02.88]l'm nOt saying yOu need anyOne. 我不是說(shuō)你需要?jiǎng)e人
[14:05.08]l'd just liKe tO be there. TO help yOu, whatever. 我只是想在那里陪你 協(xié)助你之類的
[14:09.92]YOu'll need help getting hOme. 你回家時(shí)會(huì)需要幫忙
[14:12.72]Yeah, l'm gOnna asK Carrie. 是的，我會(huì)找凱莉
[14:16.80]Why dO yOu have tO asK Carrie when l'm Offering? 我都主動(dòng)提出了 你何必再問(wèn)凱莉?
[14:18.36]BeCause, yOu KnOw, Carrie is my friend. 因?yàn)?hellip;凱莉是我的朋友
[14:21.88]- OK, and what am l? - We haven't established that yet. -好，那我算什么? -我們還沒有建立起那種關(guān)系
[14:27.92]- Are yOu COming up? - We haven't established that yet. -你要上來(lái)嗎? -我們還沒有建立起那種關(guān)系
[14:37.28]What are we dOing here? l mean, are we... 我們?cè)谶@里做什么?我是說(shuō)…
[14:40.44]Steve, after they flip the eye up, these jets... 史蒂夫，他們翻開眼球后 這些噴嘴…
[14:49.52]And Over On the East Side at a mOre CharlOtte-friendly bar, 在東城一個(gè) 對(duì)夏綠蒂比較有利的酒吧
[14:51.48]the iCe tea prinCess began her quest fOr a white Knight. 冰茶公主開始追尋 她的白馬王子
[14:56.16]Oh, my GOd. He's sO Cute. Cute, right? 我的天，他好帥，對(duì)吧?
[14:60.92]Very Cute. And l'm a prOfessiOnal. 非常帥，我可是專家
[15:05.20]l have tO meet him. HOw am l gOnna meet him? 我一定要認(rèn)識(shí)他 我要怎么認(rèn)識(shí)他?
[15:07.80]We gOt here ten minutes agO. PaCe yOurself. 我們才來(lái)這里十分鐘，慢慢來(lái)
[15:10.16]Hey beautiful. l'm J.J. Can l buy thOse sweet lips a drinK? 美人兒，我是小杰 請(qǐng)你甜美的嘴唇喝杯酒好嗎?
[15:16.12]l'm sOrry. We were just leaving. 很抱歉，我們剛好要走
[15:18.32]CharlOtte was a firm believer in the laws Of dating feng shui. 夏綠蒂對(duì)約會(huì)風(fēng)水說(shuō)深信不疑
[15:24.40]Change lOCatiOn, Change luCK. 改變位置，改變運(yùn)氣
[15:25.80]Why is it always a guy liKe that? ls it me? 為什么總是那種家伙找上門? 是因?yàn)槲覇?
[15:29.68]NO, it's nOt yOu. lntO every life a little J.J. must fall. 不，跟你無(wú)關(guān) 人人都會(huì)碰到像小杰那種人
[15:33.72]l just want a niCe, sweet, handsOme, funny, great guy, 我只想要一個(gè)溫柔、體貼 英俊、風(fēng)趣的好男人
[15:37.00]whO dOesn't say things liKe sweet lips. 不會(huì)說(shuō)甜美的嘴唇之類的話
[15:39.80]ls that tOO muCh tO asK? 那樣的要求太過(guò)分嗎?
[15:42.60]Hey, yOu didn't leave. YOu're just Over here nOw. 你沒有離開，你只是換了位置
[15:43.56]- Let me buy yOu a drinK. - l'm nOt interested. -讓我請(qǐng)你喝一杯酒 -我沒有興趣
[15:46.28]One drinK. l'll even buy blOndie here One. 一杯就好 連這位金發(fā)妞我也請(qǐng)
[15:50.32]- One little drinK. - ExCuse me. She's nOt interested. -一小杯酒 -不好意思，她沒興趣
[15:54.60]Am l talKing tO yOu? NO. COme On... 我在跟你說(shuō)話嗎?不，來(lái)吧…
[15:57.60]- YOu're nOt listening. The lady said... - Hey, fuCK yOu. -你沒聽進(jìn)去 -去你的
[16:05.28]- l'm sOrry abOut that. - Did yOu hurt yOur hand? -對(duì)不起 -你有傷到手嗎?
[16:08.04]NO. 沒有
[16:10.00]His name was Arthur. 他叫做亞瑟
[16:11.84]He was a niCe, sweet, handsOme, great investment banKer 他是個(gè)溫柔、體貼 英俊的投資銀行家
[16:15.08]whO lived between MadisOn and Fifth. 住在麥迪遜大道和第五街之間
[16:17.28]SO, maybe there really were white Knights. 或許真的有白馬王子
[16:24.56]The day after CharlOtte met her Knight, l met my Credit Card limit. 夏綠蒂遇見她的王子隔天 我刷爆了信用卡
[16:28.60]With nO man in sight, l deCided tO resCue my anKles 既然沒有對(duì)象，我決定解救 我的腳踝脫離無(wú)聊生活
[16:31.100]frOm a life Of bOredOm 買下許多雙名牌高跟鞋
[16:33.08]by purChasing tOO many pairs Of Jimmy ChOO shOes.
[16:39.28]HellO, my name is Bill Kelley and l'm gOnna be yOur City COmptrOller. 你好，我叫比爾凱利 我想成為你的市審計(jì)官
[16:42.76]- YOu're nOt seriOusly here. - l assure yOu l am. -你不是認(rèn)真的 -我保證是認(rèn)真的
[16:45.04]l brOught sOme vOter registratiOn fOrms. l filled Out yOur name. 我?guī)Я艘恍┩镀北砀?擅自填上你的名字
[16:50.40]Under OCCupatiOn l put heartbreaKer. l really did. LOOK. 職業(yè)欄我寫萬(wàn)人迷 真的，你看
[16:53.28]YOu're liKe a JehOvah's Witness with a gOOd suit. 你像是個(gè)穿著上好西裝的 耶和華見證人
[16:58.72]- HOw lOng have yOu been here? - YOur number is nOt listed. -你在這里多久了? -你的電話號(hào)碼沒有登記
[17:01.52]- What did yOu buy? - ShOes. -你買了什么? -鞋子
[17:03.80]Let me see. Sit dOwn and shOw me. 讓我瞧瞧，坐下來(lái)，拿給我看
[17:07.48]- GOd, yOu are... - l KnOw. -老天，你真是… -我知道
[17:14.12]l'm nOt shOwing yOu a shOe. 我才不要把鞋拿給你看
[17:16.24]Sexy. 真性感
[17:18.80]- Hey, l need a favOr. - YOu dO? -我需要你幫忙 -是嗎?
[17:23.60]lt's fOr the City Of New YOrK. l really am One Of the gOOd guys. 這是為了紐約市 我真的是一個(gè)好人
[17:25.28]l'm Carrying all the bOrOughs but l need help with Staten lsland. 我在所有選區(qū)都獲得支持 但斯塔屯島還要加油
[17:29.36]- YOu want One? - NO, l had One On Thursday. -要來(lái)一根嗎? -不，我星期四抽過(guò)了
[17:33.44]Here's the thing. l gOtta gO baCK Out there 事情是這樣的 星期天晚上我得回到那里
[17:35.20]tO dO a sChmOOze at the Capri restaurant 出席喀普里飯店的一場(chǎng)派對(duì)
[17:39.72]On Sunday night and l want yOu tO gO with me. 我希望你跟我一起去
[17:43.24]- And why is that? - BeCause they have great ltalian. -為什么? -因?yàn)槟抢锏囊獯罄撕馨?/p>
[17:45.64]And alsO, fOr the reCOrd... l Can't stOp thinKing abOut yOu. 而且，我鄭重聲明… 我無(wú)法停止想你
[17:53.92]l'll piCK yOu up at 7:00. 我七點(diǎn)來(lái)接你
[17:58.88]- NO. - DOn't answer nOw. ThinK abOut it. -不行 -現(xiàn)在先別回答，考慮一下
[17:60.28]l'll drive by at 7:00. l'll wait in the Car. lf yOu COme, yOu COme. 我七點(diǎn)會(huì)開車過(guò)來(lái) 我在車上等你，你想來(lái)就來(lái)
[18:03.72]lf yOu dOn't, nO pressure. Wear the shOes. 不來(lái)也無(wú)所謂，沒有壓力 穿你心愛的鞋
[18:07.100]These. Pass them. 這些，看一下
[18:14.16]That Saturday, when l was unable tO taKe Miranda tO her laser surgery 那個(gè)周六，因?yàn)閷诳煲馗?/p>
[18:17.88]due tO a lOOming COlumn deadline, she didn't Call Steve. 我無(wú)法陪米蘭達(dá)去開刀 而她也沒打給史蒂夫
[18:20.56]She deCided tO taKe things intO her Own hands. 她決定一切靠自己
[18:23.84]WhO needs a man tO hOld yOur hand, when yOu have Cab fare 當(dāng)你有計(jì)程車錢 和寫緊急電話的黑筆
[18:27.80]and a blaCK marKer tO write dOwn emergenCy numbers? 誰(shuí)還需要一個(gè)男人 握著你的手?
[18:31.48]And while Miranda was under the Knife, 當(dāng)米蘭達(dá)在動(dòng)手術(shù)時(shí)
[18:33.16]CharlOtte was having her first glass Of white wine with her white Knight. 夏綠蒂正和她的白馬王子 一起喝第一杯白酒
[18:35.56]l did the Hasty Pudding shOw a COuple Of times, tO blOw Off steam. 我表演過(guò)好幾次速成布丁秀 來(lái)紓解壓力
[18:41.24]My friend TOm says that Harvard is still 我朋友湯姆說(shuō)哈佛大學(xué)是 最好斗的地方，他是個(gè)商人
[18:41.04]the mOst aggressive plaCe he's seen. And he's a trader.
[18:45.80]- NOt TOm Kennedy? - Yes, dO yOu KnOw TOm? -不是湯姆甘迺迪吧? -正是，你認(rèn)識(shí)湯姆?
[18:49.48]He's a great guy. And his wife. That's my idea Of a perfeCt marriage. 他是個(gè)好人，還有他太太 那是一樁我理想中的完美婚姻
[18:54.52]TOtally. 我完全同意
[18:56.84]CharlOtte nOdded, thinKing what a niCe, sweet, handsOme, 夏綠蒂想像他們會(huì)是一對(duì) 多么甜蜜、美滿、幸福的夫妻
[18:59.00]funny, great COuple they made.
[18:60.72]ExCuse me, yOu just bumped intO her Chair. 不好意思，你撞到她的椅子了
[19:03.76]- A little CrOwded. - Yes, but yOu bumped her Chair. -有點(diǎn)擠 -沒錯(cuò)，但你撞到她的椅子
[19:07.08]YOu shOuld say yOu're sOrry. 你應(yīng)該說(shuō)聲對(duì)不起
[19:09.92]- lt's OK. - NO, it's nOt OK. -沒關(guān)系 -不行
[19:11.16]- That's nO way tO treat a lady. - Lighten up. lt's brunCh. -不可以這樣對(duì)待一個(gè)小姐 -放輕松，現(xiàn)在是早午餐時(shí)間
[19:22.48]CharlOtte realized that her date wasn't a man whO Came tO wOmen's resCue, 夏綠蒂發(fā)現(xiàn)他不是 來(lái)拯救女人的英雄
[19:28.64]he was a man whO liKed tO start fights. 而是個(gè)喜歡惹事的男人
[19:31.52]- ExCuse me, Sir... - YOu want a pieCe Of me? -抱歉，先生… -你想來(lái)一拳嗎?
[19:33.52]And just liKe that, 就這樣，夏綠蒂的白馬王子 變成了一個(gè)噩夢(mèng)
[19:37.60]CharlOtte's white Knight Changed intO a white nightmare.
[19:42.64]Miss HObbes, yOur friend is here. 霍布斯小姐，你朋友來(lái)了
[19:45.16]- Carrie? - ACtually nO, it's me. -凱莉? -其實(shí)不是，是我
[19:46.84]Carrie thOught yOu might need sOme help. OK? 凱莉認(rèn)為你可能需要幫助
[19:51.68]l'm On Valium, everything's OK. 我吃了鎮(zhèn)定劑，一切都很順利
[19:55.88]- Here, give me yOur hand. - l'm gOOd. -來(lái)，把手給我 -我很好
[19:59.84]Just dOn't let me hit the dOOr frame and never mentiOn these gOggles. 只要?jiǎng)e讓我撞到門框 還有永遠(yuǎn)別提起這副護(hù)目鏡
[20:06.08]One Cab ride and twO sleeping pills later, Steve put Miranda tO bed. 一趟計(jì)程車加兩顆安眠藥后 史蒂夫扶米蘭達(dá)上床
[20:12.60]All right. Give me yOur leg. 好了，把腳伸過(guò)來(lái)
[20:14.16]NO, this leg. l want this leg. 不，我說(shuō)的是這只腳
[20:18.36]StOp! NO resCue. 夠了，不要幫我
[20:21.52]Fine, OK. All right! Put yOur feet in, Sleeping Beauty. 好…把棉被蓋上，睡美人
[20:30.16]The next mOrning, after what felt liKe a hundred years, Miranda awOKe. 隔天早上，感覺像睡了 一百年后，米蘭達(dá)醒了
[20:44.60]And fOr the first time in her life, she saw things Clearly. 她有生以來(lái)第一次看得很清楚
[21:00.48]That night, Mr. July invited Samantha tO COme dOwn and hang with him 當(dāng)晚，七月先生邀請(qǐng)莎曼珊 去消防隊(duì)找他
[21:06.52]while he wOrKed the Sunday shift. 因?yàn)樗瞧谔煲蛋?/p>
[21:09.24]HellO? Where is everyOne? 有人嗎?人都到哪兒去了?
[21:13.80]The idea being in a firehOuse filled with a Calendar hOt firemen, 在滿是月歷上性感消防員的 消防站度過(guò)春宵
[21:16.96]was a fantasy, Samantha felt, whOse time had definitely COme. 是莎曼珊的幻想 而這一刻已經(jīng)到來(lái)
[21:22.76]BOys! 各位
[21:29.80]This was nOt the firehOuse fantasy Samantha had in mind. 這不是莎曼珊腦海里的 消防站幻想
[21:39.76]Samantha. l just put a pOt Of Chilli On. COme On, sit dOwn. 莎曼珊，我在煮一鍋辣味牛肉 來(lái)，坐下
[21:44.20]COme On, get up. MaKe a mOve fOr Sam. 快起來(lái)，讓個(gè)位子給莎曼珊
[21:48.20]l'll be right baCK. 我馬上回來(lái)
[21:49.68]Samantha's resCue fantasy was suddenly sOmething 莎曼珊的拯救幻想 突然成了自己需要被拯救離開
[21:53.08]she needed tO be resCued frOm.
[22:01.00]- lt's me, leave a message. - Hey, l'm still dOwn here in the Car. -是我，請(qǐng)留言 -我還在樓下的車子里
[22:08.80]l'll wait ten mOre seCOnds and then l'll gO alOne. 我再等十秒 然后就要一個(gè)人走了
[22:11.48]Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, pOOr me... 十、九、八、七、六 可憐的我…
[22:19.72]five, fOur, three, twO... 五、四、三、二…
[22:26.08]...One. One and a half, sOmetimes a girl needs a half. 一、一又二分之一 有時(shí)候女人就需要那二分之一
[22:33.64]OK, that was my best shOt, yOu're nOt COming. 好，我盡力了，你不來(lái)
[22:37.60]SO lOng... VOte! 再見，記得投票
[22:55.40]- l dOn't KnOw what l'm dOing. - OK. -我不知道自己在做什么 -好
[22:57.88]l'm standing here, fully dressed, watChing that pOlitiCian guy 我站在這里，盛裝打扮 看著那個(gè)搞政治的家伙
[23:02.84]drive Off tO Staten lsland withOut me. Why? 獨(dú)自前往斯塔屯島，為什么?
[23:05.32]- YOu hate Staten lsland? - DOn't thinK sO. Any Other ideas? -你討厭斯塔屯島? -不，還有其他原因嗎?
[23:13.40]Just say it. -說(shuō)出來(lái)吧 -因?yàn)榇笕宋?，你害怕受?/p>
[23:14.48]Big. YOu're terrified Of getting hurt again.
[23:18.92]There it was. The phrase single, independent wOmen in their thirties 這就是三十多歲的 獨(dú)立單身女子
[23:24.32]are never suppOsed tO thinK. Let alOne say Out lOud. 永遠(yuǎn)不該去想 更別提大聲說(shuō)出來(lái)的話
[23:25.40]OK, gOtta gO. 好，我要走了
[23:28.40]Miranda was right. 米蘭達(dá)說(shuō)得對(duì)，我像是個(gè) 困在失火大樓墻緣的女人
[23:32.76]l was liKe a wOman frOzen On the ledge Of a building On fire.
[23:33.56]l'd been sO burned in my last relatiOnship, 我在上一段感情中受創(chuàng)太深 我不敢投入新戀情
[23:36.44]l was afraid tO leap Off intO the next One.
[23:57.20]ExCuse me fOr a seCOnd. 容我失陪一會(huì)兒
[23:58.04]- Hey. HOw did yOu get here? - Ferry. -你怎么來(lái)的? -搭渡輪
[24:01.00]- All alOne? - l'm very independent. -一個(gè)人? -我非常獨(dú)立
[24:04.00]- l Can see that. - And this isn't a date. -看得出來(lái) -這不是約會(huì)
[24:10.84]l'm a COnCerned Citizen. 我是個(gè)憂心的市民，我那條街 有個(gè)女人不肯撿愛犬的排泄物
[24:11.92]A wOman On my blOCK wOn't piCK up after her pOOdle.
[24:14.24]l'll see what l Can dO. Can l taKe yOur COat? 我會(huì)想辦法 我?guī)湍忝摯笠潞脝?
[24:18.100]And, Mr. President, it was a bad breaK-up. 總統(tǒng)先生 我確實(shí)經(jīng)歷痛苦的分手
[24:25.44]SO l need tO taKe this slOw. 所以我需要慢慢來(lái)
[24:33.92]SOmewhere between the Chilli and half-time, 在辣味牛肉和中場(chǎng)休息之間
[24:34.28]Samantha deCided if she wanted her firehOuse fantasy tO happen, 莎曼珊決定 如果她希望消防站幻想成真
[24:39.16]she'd have tO maKe it happen. 她必須采取主動(dòng)
[24:41.04]Up here. 我在上面
[24:46.72]NiCe pOle. Wanna see it again? -好棒的鋼管，想再看一次? -是的
[24:49.48]Yeah.
[24:55.96]Samantha rOde the pOle a COuple Of times that night. 那一晚莎曼珊表演了好幾次
[25:05.20]Why are these bOOts set up liKe this? -這些靴子為何做這種設(shè)計(jì)? -這樣警報(bào)一響就能做好準(zhǔn)備
[25:07.28]SO we'll be ready at a mOment's nOtiCe.
[25:10.68]Well, l shOuld be a fireman, beCause l am always ready tO gO. 我應(yīng)該當(dāng)個(gè)消防員 因?yàn)槲译S時(shí)準(zhǔn)備出發(fā)
[25:18.16]We've gOt a jOb. 我們要出任務(wù)了
[25:22.64]Get Out Of my gear. Get the fuCK Out Of my gear! 把我的衣服脫下來(lái) 快把衣服還給我
[25:25.48]Let's gO! MOve, lady, it's a fuCKin' fire! 快點(diǎn)，小姐，那是一場(chǎng)火災(zāi)
[25:34.76]l'm COming. 馬上好
[25:49.56]Samantha learned there's quite a differenCe 莎曼珊發(fā)現(xiàn)拯救的幻想和現(xiàn)實(shí)
[25:51.64]between a resCue fantasy and a resCue reality. 存在著差異
[25:58.88]lt's getting late. Are yOu sure l Can't give yOu a ride? 時(shí)候不早了 你確定不讓我送你?
[26:01.88]NO, l'm gOOd. 不用了，我很好
[26:06.56]YOu gO... YOu gO and dO yOur thing. 你去…忙你的事
[26:11.80]DO l get yOur vOte? 你會(huì)投我一票嗎?
[26:18.00]TOO fast? 進(jìn)展太快了嗎?
[26:23.64]My GOd, yOu're sO sexy. COme hOme with me. 我的天，你好性感 跟我回家吧
[26:26.80]Kissing is enOugh. 親吻便已足夠
[26:29.72]lt's enOugh fOr tOnight, really. 就今晚而言已經(jīng)足夠，真的
[26:42.76]Oh, shit. lt's almOst 12:00, l'm gOnna miss the last ferry. 該死，快12點(diǎn)了 我會(huì)趕不上最后一班渡輪
[26:59.84]Wait! 等一下
[27:03.08]Wait! 等一下
[27:08.80]l lOst my ChOO. 我的鞋子掉了
[27:28.56]Need a ride? 需要搭便車嗎?
[27:34.44]He didn't have a white hOrse, 他沒有一匹白馬 但有一輛開著暖氣的名貴房車
[27:35.32]but he did have a BMW with a wOrKing heater.
[27:41.96]SO l guess, sOmetimes a wOman absOlutely has tO be resCued. 我猜有時(shí)候 女人的確必須被拯救
[27:44.56]- YOu're taKing me hOme and that's it. - That's it...fOr tOnight. -你只是送我回家，沒別的 -沒別的…就今晚而言
[27:54.28]NOw, any idea hOw we get the fuCK Off this island? 好了，你知道該怎么離開 這個(gè)島嗎?
[27:59.60]OK, maKe a right. 右轉(zhuǎn)
[28:01.36]And sOmetimes, a wOman absOlutely has tO resCue a man. 有時(shí)候，女人一定得拯救男人
[28:04.52]At least, that's hOw it ends in this Staten lsland fairytale. 至少斯塔屯島童話 是這么結(jié)束的
