欲望都市第三季 性不性有關(guān)系 Frenemies

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:33:23 [00:02.00]聽美劇學英語(MP3+LRC) [00:11.88]欲望城市 [00:35.80](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:45.76]“性不性有關(guān)系” [00:49.44]ln a City where CyniCism is as prevalent as pashmina, 在冷嘲熱諷與喀什米納披肩 同樣盛行的城市中 [00:52.52]there is nOthing mOre hOpeful than getting ready fOr the first date. 沒什么比為初次約會做準備 更令人充滿希望 [00:57.72]Will O'COnnOr was a Cute urban planner 威爾歐康納是個帥氣的 都市規(guī)劃師 [00:59.88]Miranda had met at StarbuCKs. 米蘭達在星巴克咖啡認識的 [01:02.68]He mistOOK her latte fOr his dOuble-Caff 他將她的拿鐵 誤認為是自己的雙份咖啡 [01:04.36]and Offered tO maKe it up tO her 因此提議星期六請她喝杯酒 [01:06.52]by buying her a drinK that Saturday. 作為補償 [01:09.20]Samantha preferred the saying gOOd night tO the first date rOutine. 莎曼珊偏愛初次約會 以一句“晚安”結(jié)束 [01:13.92]His name was Sebastian Wise. 他名叫賽巴斯汀韋斯 [01:16.20]FOr Sam, it was a very gOOd night. 對莎曼珊來說 這是個非常棒的夜晚 [01:16.40]Meanwhile, Trey and CharlOtte 同時，崔和夏綠蒂 [01:21.48]were praCtiCing their new rOutine. 正在練習一套新的例行公事 [01:21.52]好了 [01:22.32]- All righty. SChOOner's sails are up. - Yes, l Can feel it. -帆已經(jīng)升起來了 -是的，我感覺得到 [01:27.80]All righty, l'm bringing it intO the harbOr. 好，船要進港了 [01:29.48]Bring it in. 進來吧 [01:34.20]All right. Here l COme. 好，我來了 [01:39.24]Here l COme. 來吧 [01:45.04]HOney? 親愛的? [01:47.60]The wind died. l'm sOrry. 風突然停了，對不起 [01:54.92]After a weeK Of the same rOutine, 經(jīng)過一個禮拜的反覆演練 [01:58.24]the Only thing getting up in their bed was CharlOtte's libidO. 在他們床上真正挑起的 只有夏綠蒂的性欲 [02:00.100]As fOr me, my rOutine had beCOme very rOutine. 至于我，我的例行公事 規(guī)律到極點 [02:06.56]l was spending almOst every night wOrKing. 我?guī)缀趺客矶荚诠ぷ? [02:12.04]My date is three hOurs late. 我的約會對象遲到了三個鐘頭 [02:13.04]l'm being stOOd up, right? 我被放鴿子了，對吧? [02:16.52]- Maybe he gOt lOst. - Carrie. -也許他迷路了 -凱莉 [02:19.04]DOesn't lOOK gOOd. 情況不妙 [02:21.88]And l'm wearing a new dress. And l'm eating Out Of plastiC. 我穿著一件新衣服 而且正在吃微波食品 [02:24.96]l'm sOrry. 我很遺憾 [02:27.08]The least he COuld dO is get tO KnOw me befOre he rejeCts me. 最起碼他應該先認識我 再拒絕我 [02:30.52]Yeah, that's illegal dumping. 對，這樣拋棄別人是違法的 [02:32.60]lt's Crazy. This hasn't happened tO me sinCe l'm 27. 真是瘋狂，這種事 從我27歲后就沒發(fā)生過 [02:36.40]l shOuld KnOw better. l thOught l'd gOt smarter abOut piCKing them nOw. 我成熟了，不該這么笨 我以為現(xiàn)在我比較不會看走眼 [02:43.16]l Can't believe guys still stand girls up. 我不敢相信 男人還會放女人鴿子 [02:44.44]l Can't believe l'm eating a frOzen dinner. 我不敢相信 我正在吃冷掉的晚餐 [02:48.96]l'm suCh a CliChé. DO yOu wanna grab a drinK? 我真是老套 你想出去喝一杯嗎? [02:50.20]l Can't. l have tO wOrK. 不行，我得工作 [02:52.60]l agreed tO teaCh these stupid Learning Annex Classes. 我答應去教 進修機構(gòu)開的無聊課程 [02:56.80]They're Calling it ''Bright Lights Date City''. 名稱叫做“光明的約會城市” [02:59.56]- l'm sO embarrassed fOr yOu. - They're paying 300 buCKs a pOp. -我真為你感到尷尬 -一堂課三百塊鐘點費 [03:04.52]lt's a seminar On where tO meet men. Apparently, l'm an expert. 是個關(guān)于哪里可以認識男人的 座談會，顯然，我是專家 [03:07.32]- Tell them tO steer Clear Of StarbuCKs. - WhO wOuld pay fOr this? -叫她們避開星巴克咖啡 -誰會花錢來學這個? [03:11.88]NOw?. Maybe me. 現(xiàn)在嗎?或許我會 [03:14.96]OK, gOtta gO. This dress is maKing a mOCKery Of me. 好吧，我得走了 這件衣服簡直在嘲笑我的愚蠢 [03:18.24]- l'm sOrry, sweetie. Bye. - Please. Bye. 我很遺憾，親愛的，再見 [03:20.12]同情我吧，再見 [03:24.12]StOOd up at 27, Miranda had dOne nOthing. 27歲時被放鴿子 米蘭達沒有采取任何行動 [03:27.00]At 34, she deCided she wasn't gOing tO taKe this stand-up lying dOwn. 到了34歲 她決定不會就這么算了 [03:31.28]Will gave her the COld shOulder... and his hOme number. 也許威爾確實對她不理不睬 但也給了她電話號碼 [03:37.12]- HellO? - Hi. ls Will there? -喂? -你好，威爾在嗎? [03:39.44]- WhO's speaKing, please? - Miranda HObbes. -請問你哪里找? -米蘭達霍布斯 [03:44.40]Miranda, this is Will's mOther. 米蘭達，我是威爾的母親 [03:45.40]Well, Will's mOther. 那么，威爾的母親 [03:47.40]l dOn't KnOw hOw yOu raised yOur sOn, but he just stOOd me up fOr a date. 我不知道你是怎么教你兒子的 但他爽約了 [03:53.56]Will died tOday. 威爾今天過世了 [03:58.60]- They're starting tO die On us. - Oh, my GOd. 男人開始凋零了 [03:58.92]- At least yOu weren't stOOd up. - 35 and they're dying. -至少你沒被放鴿子 -才35歲就死了 [04:02.48]- We shOuld give up nOw. - lt explains why they dOn't Call baCK. -現(xiàn)在我們應該放棄了 -這可以解釋他們?yōu)楹螞]回電 [04:07.68]- HOw did he... - Heart attaCK at the gym. -他是怎么… -在健身房心臟病發(fā) [04:11.64]- This is why l dOn't wOrK Out. - DO yOu wanna hear the wOrst part? -這就是我不運動的原因 -你們想聽最糟糕的部分嗎? [04:14.44]l felt sO bad, l tOld his mOther l wOuld gO tO the waKe. 當時我覺得很難過 我跟他媽說我會去守靈 [04:15.88]- YOu dOn't even KnOw him. - And she never will. -你根本不認識他 -而且再也沒機會了 [04:19.60]l'm far frOm being dead. l gOt us reservatiOns at Samba next weeK. 我心情好得很 我訂到下周森巴夜總會的位子 [04:26.84]- FanCy. - l COuld Only get us a fOur-tOp. -真想不到 -最多只能四個人去 [04:27.64]DO yOu thinK Trey wOuld mind staying hOme? 你認為崔會介意待在家里嗎? [04:32.04]NO. He dOesn't seem up fOr muCh these days. 不，最近他似乎沒什么興致 [04:39.48]CharlOtte, is everything OK? 夏綠蒂，一切都還好嗎? [04:45.24]We've been trying tO... 我們一直嘗試… [04:45.32]FuCK? 做愛? [04:47.52]Whatever. lt's just nOt... 隨便，但他就是無法… [04:51.32]- Getting big and hard? - ls this dirty mad libs? -變得又大又硬? -這是黃色故事接龍嗎? [04:53.08]l lOve him, and he's trying, but this is sO frustrating. 我愛他，而他也很努力 但結(jié)果實在令人泄氣 [04:59.04]- Of COurse it is. - Last night l gOt sO turned On, l... -那當然 -昨晚我好興奮，幾乎要… [05:02.00]YOu almOst masturbated, he almOst gOt it up - yOu almOst had sex. 你幾乎要自慰，他幾乎要勃起 合起來你們幾乎發(fā)生關(guān)系 [05:10.08]- Next tO him! l feel sO ashamed. - EverybOdy masturbates. -在丈夫身邊我覺得好羞愧 -人人都會自慰 [05:13.48]- l did it this mOrning. - That's why l gOt yOur vOiCemail. -今天早上我就做了 -所以我才聽到你的語音留言 [05:16.92]He masturbates and reads pOrn. When it COmes tO me, nOthing. 他會打手槍和看色情書刊 但和我在一起時，一蹶不振 [05:20.100]- MadOnnalwhOre. - YOu thinK? -圣母妓女情結(jié) -你這么認為? [05:24.72]Trey sees yOu as his virginal wife, nOt as sexual plaything. 崔將你視為他純潔的妻子 而非一個性玩物 [05:29.56]YOu're nOt gOing tO get anywhere until yOu Change hOw he sees yOu. 除非你改變他看待你的心態(tài) 否則不會有任何進展 [05:31.92]- l dOn't KnOw if l Can dO that. - Yes, yOu Can. -我不知道自己是否辦得到 -你一定可以 [05:34.64]YOu're sexy. He shOuld see yOu. YOu're sOmething tO see. 你很性感，他應該欣賞你 你是個可人兒 [05:42.00]l sOOn realized hOw many desperate New YOrK wOmen there were. 隔天晚上，我見識到 紐約有多少迫切的女人 [05:56.88]l'm flattered that sO many Of yOu shOwed up tO hear me talK. 大家好 [05:58.52]這么多人來聽我講話 我真是受寵若驚 [06:03.08]The faCt is, l have had a lOt Of experienCe with men. 老實說 我有許多跟男人交手的經(jīng)驗 [06:08.36]SOme Of it gOOd, sOme Of it bad, sOme Of it very ugly. 有些很美好，有些很糟糕 有些則非常險惡 [06:14.72]There are twO milliOn single men in this City. 這個城市里有兩百萬個單身漢 [06:17.68]l have dated abOut a milliOn Of them. 我大概跟其中一百萬個約過會 [06:23.36]All these men are right Outside yOur dOOr. 這些男人就在你的門外 [06:24.32]Next time yOu step Out with yOur shOes and traveling CappuCCinO, 下次當你穿好鞋 拿著卡布奇諾踏出家門時 [06:30.88]taKe a lOOK arOund. Our metrOpOlis is staCKed with men. 四處張望一下 我們的大都會擠滿了男人 [06:36.56]YOu never KnOw whO yOu'll run intO. YOu Can turn a COrner, 你永遠不知道會碰到誰 你可能在街角轉(zhuǎn)個彎 [06:40.76]and bOOm - bright lights, date City. 馬上發(fā)現(xiàn)…光明的約會城市 [06:46.08]COuld yOu be mOre speCifiC? 你可以講得具體一點嗎? [06:50.08]DO yOu mean plaCes tO meet men? 你是指認識男人的地方? [06:54.88]Sure. 當然 [06:54.56]Let's see. Samba. 我想想…森巴夜總會 [06:58.72]Any spOrting... SpOrts bars - MiCKey Mantle's. 任何運動酒吧… 米奇曼多俱樂部 [07:01.48]l've gOne there. All the men were married. 我去過了，全是已婚男人 [07:04.76]Really? 真的嗎? [07:09.08]Let's see. l OnCe met this fellOw On the HamptOn Jitney. 好吧，我曾在漢普頓巴士上 認識一個男的 [07:15.36]lt turned Out he COuldn't drive, and he was On a parOle prOgram. 結(jié)果他不會開車 而且他正在假釋期 [07:18.92]That's a bad example. 這是個壞例子 [07:20.12]Suddenly, l felt liKe the bad example. 突然間，我覺得自己 就像是個不好的示范 [07:25.40]Yes, yOu. 是，你請說 [07:26.08]- Are yOu married? - NO. -你結(jié)婚了嗎? -沒有 [07:29.96]Yes, yOu there. 好，請說 [07:33.00]- Have yOu ever been married? - NO, nOt that l'm aware Of. -你結(jié)過婚嗎? -就我所知沒有 [07:37.40]Yes, yOu in the baCK. 好，后面那位 [07:39.12]HOw Old are yOu? 你幾歲? [07:42.28]l'm really nOt an expert On men. l just write abOut this stuff. 關(guān)于男人，我真的不是專家 我只是寫這方面的文章 [07:45.12]Then why are we paying tO hear yOu talK abOut it? 那我們?yōu)槭裁锤跺X聽你上課? [07:53.32]Be quiet. 安靜 [07:54.92]She's Older than us. We Can learn sOmething. 她年紀比我們大 我們可以學到一點東西 [07:58.80]The Only thing l learned that night was that l shOuld have stayed hOme. 當晚我唯一學到的就是 或許我應該待在家里 [08:05.92]- Can l smOKe in here? - NO. -我可以抽煙嗎? -不行 [08:08.80]lf yOu stay single lOng enOugh, yOu shOuld get wiser abOut dating. 若你在紐約單身的時間夠長 對于男女交往你應該學聰明了 [08:11.52]WhiCh men, where tO meet them... But what made us experts? 該挑什么男人、在哪里認識… 但我們憑什么變成專家? [08:17.08]Wasn't Our single status a neOn sign that we COuldn't get it right? 我們的單身狀態(tài) 不就代表我們搞不定嗎? [08:19.64]What if all these years in New YOrK 假設(shè)這些歲月只有讓我們變老 更加困惑，或者步入墳墓呢? [08:24.44]have Only made us Older, mOre COnfused Or dead? [08:26.92]Are we getting wiser Or just Older? 我們增長的是智慧 還是只有年紀? [08:31.76]lf they'd been hOlding tOmatOes nOt LOuis VuittOn bags, l'd be dead. 如果他們抱的是美女 而非路易威登的皮包，我就死定 [08:33.84]- Or at least gazpaChO. - DO yOu KnOw there are nO free men? 或者至少是西班牙冷湯 [08:37.24]你可知道 這里沒有適合的男人? [08:38.60]We're at my date's waKe, sO yes. 知道，因為這是我約會對象的 守靈儀式 [08:41.60]- They were sO hOstile. - FuCK 'em. -他們充滿敵意 -去她們的 [08:47.56]What dO l KnOw abOut men. All l have is a bunCh Of failed relatiOnships. 我了解男人什么? 我只是談過一大堆失敗的戀愛 [08:51.48]- And One affair. - ThanKs. -還有一次婚外情 -謝了 [08:53.44]As if being dead-persOn adjaCent isn't bad enOugh. 仿佛快要死掉還不夠悲慘 [08:58.20]l'm suppOsed tO teaCh anOther Class. What am l gOing tO dO? 我還得去上另一次課 我該怎么辦? [08:59.40]Hire a bOdyguard. 請一個保鑣 [09:03.00]This is my first waKe. 這是我第一次參加守靈儀式 [09:04.16]DOn't expeCt a gOOdie bag. 別期望獲得一個百寶箱 [09:09.44]Oh, my GOd, Open CasKet. l've never seen a dead bOdy befOre. 我的天，棺材是打開的 我從來沒看過死人 [09:13.72]- Let's get Out Of here. - We Can't. PeOple are lOOKing at us. -我們快走吧 -不行，別人在看我們了 [09:30.60]He's Cute. 他是個帥哥 [09:30.40]Was. 曾經(jīng)是 [09:35.72]Damn. 可惡 [09:41.76]This wOuld have helped me. A plaCe tO meet men - an after waKe party. 早知道就說這里 認識男人的場合…守靈后派對 [09:45.84]- He had mOney set aside fOr this. - lt's niCe. -他為這派對留了一筆錢 -還不錯 [09:47.32]- ''l'm dead. EnjOy the buffet.'' - l liKe him even mOre nOw. -你還沒死心，享受餐點吧 -現(xiàn)在我甚至更喜歡他了 [09:52.20]- He was sO Organized he had a will. - And attraCtive friends. -井然有序，還有遺囑 -以及迷人的朋友 [09:55.04]- This plaCe is full Of men. - LOOK hOw freaKed Out they lOOK. -這里到處都是男人 -你看他們的表情多驚恐 [09:58.92]They KnOw any minute they're Out Of here. 因為他們知道自己隨時會掛掉 [10:02.44]Carrie? 凱莉? [10:05.24]lt's me, Jim. 我是吉姆 [10:09.20]Oh, my GOd. 我的天 [10:10.08]Jim. 吉姆 [10:13.28]- YOur hair. - l Cut it fOr a real jOb. l'm an engineer. 你的發(fā)型變了 [10:15.08]為了工作而剪，我現(xiàn)在是 工程師(亦指火車司機) [10:18.16]- On the railrOad? - Civil. -鐵路嗎? -土木工程師 [10:19.84]- What happened tO the band? - Turns Out l wasn't talented. -那樂團呢? -結(jié)果證明我沒有天分 [10:24.80]Miranda, sOrry, this is Jim. 米蘭達，抱歉，這位是吉姆 [10:28.56]- We dated a grilliOn years agO. - Or eight. -我們幾百萬年前交往過 -其實是八年 [10:32.16]Miranda. NiCe tO meet yOu. 我是米蘭達，很高興認識你 [10:34.40]l'd asK if yOu're having fun, but that seems inapprOpriate. 我本想問你們是否玩得愉快 但那似乎不太恰當 [10:38.04]lt is, and we are. ThanKs. 的確，不過我們很愉快，謝謝 [10:39.80]- YOu were friends with Will? - May he rest. -你是威爾的朋友? -愿他安息 [10:44.40]ROOmmates in COllege. We were friends, but COmpetitive. 大學時的室友 我們是朋友，但互相競爭 [10:48.64]We were always fighting it Out fOr everything. 我們什么都要爭個高下 [10:50.16]He even died first, just tO beat me tO the punCh. 他甚至第一個死掉 只為了搶先我一步 [10:54.80]- Bad. - But yOu laughed. -你真壞 -但你笑了 [10:56.88]- YOu were the ClassiC frenemies. - Frenemies. NiCe wOrd. -你是典型的亦敵亦友 -亦敵亦友，好詞 [11:02.36]- l'm a writer. - l KnOw. -我是個全職作家 -我知道 [11:04.48]- l'm a lawyer. - And l'm nOt drunK enOugh. -我是個律師 -而我還不夠醉 [11:06.44]- Can l get yOu anything? - Martini. -需要什么飲料嗎? -馬丁尼 [11:10.04]- NO. - DOn't gO anywhere. l'll be baCK. -不用了 -留在原地，我馬上回來 [11:11.84]He's Kind Of Cute. 他蠻可愛的 [11:16.68]- He's Kind Of an asshOle. - Really? -他蠻混帳的 -真的嗎? [11:17.00]- Yes, indeedy. - He seems great. -是的，一點不假 -他似乎是個好人 [11:20.16]That's what l thOught when l dated him. 我跟他交往時也這么想 [11:24.16]When it wasn't wOrKing, and l brOKe up with him, ''HellO, asshOle.'' 后來我們都明白無法勉強 我便跟他分手…混蛋就現(xiàn)形了 [11:27.32]Snide COmments, rumOr spreading, the wOrKs. 惡毒的批評、謠言滿天飛 他真行 [11:31.60]But he's sO Cute. 但他好可愛 [11:36.56]- lnCOming. - OutgOing. -他來了 -我閃了 [11:39.44]- Here yOu gO. - ThanKs. -你的酒 -謝謝 [11:40.64]l wOuld lOve tO Chat inapprOpriately, but l'm due tO give a tOast. 我很想不得體地聊天 但我在別的房間向人敬酒 [11:44.40]SO this is a wOrKing waKe fOr yOu. 那么這對你而言算是工作 [11:48.28]l'd lOve tO get tOgether with yOu sOmetime. 我希望改天能和你聚一聚 [11:54.64]Here's my Card. My e-mail address is On the baCK, and my Cell. 這是我的名片，電子郵件地址 在背面，還有行動電話 [11:59.12]Will's death had turned Miranda intO my target audienCe - 威爾的死讓米蘭達 變成了我的目標聽眾 [12:01.80]a desperate wOman. 一個迫切的女人 [12:04.88]DOwntOwn, Samantha was getting wise, 在下城，莎曼珊正在長智慧 (亦指得到韋斯) [12:06.100]Sebastian Wise, again. 又是賽巴斯汀韋斯 [12:10.56]While, uptOwn, CharlOtte was getting nOthing at all. 然而，上城的夏綠蒂 卻一無所獲 [12:16.72]- We almOst brOKe the bed. - YOu Can't breaK a bed. -我們差點把床搖壞 -那是不可能的事 [12:20.48]- What dOes this stalliOn dO? - l'm nOt sure. -這個猛男是干哪一行的? -我不確定 [12:23.96]- DOes he gO tO MiCKey Mantle's? - YOu gOt me. -他會去米奇曼多俱樂部嗎? -你問倒我了 [12:25.04]HOw Can yOu nOt KnOw?. YOu slept with him. 你怎么可以不知道? 你跟他上床 [12:29.44]l fuCKed him. He made me COme six times. 我跟他發(fā)生關(guān)系 他讓我達到六次高潮 [12:32.16]lt's gOOd enOugh fOr me. 這對我來說就夠了 [12:34.20]StOp it. 住口 [12:35.68]Why dO yOu always talK abOut sex liKe that? 為何你總是用這種態(tài)度談性? [12:40.80]BeCause l Can. 因為我可以 [12:42.28]Simmer dOwn, mOmmy hasn't had her Caffeine yet. 冷靜下來，我還沒喝到咖啡呢 [12:43.68]l Can't taKe this any mOre. 我再也受不了了 [12:46.52]Frittata. 義式起司蛋餅 [12:47.36]Sex is sOmething speCial between twO peOple whO lOve eaCh Other. 性行為是兩個相愛的人之間 所發(fā)生的一件特別的事 [12:53.20]- Or twO peOple whO lOve sex. - YOu're suCh a... -或是兩個喜歡做愛的人 -你真是個… [12:57.20]A what? What am l? 什么?我是什么，夏綠蒂? [12:58.48]YOu Can't just sleep with everything that COmes alOng. 你不能隨便跟任何人上床 [13:02.64]Hey, Mrs. SOftie, at least l'm getting laid. 疲軟太太，至少我有得搞 [13:07.40]YOu Can fOrget Samba. 你不必去森巴夜總會了 [13:10.28]She needs the stiCK Out Of her ass and a diCK in her COOChie prOntO. 她需要當頭棒喝，還有馬上 翻云覆雨一次，我說得對嗎? [13:12.48]- NOt getting invOlved. - l'm with her. -我不參戰(zhàn) -我跟她一樣 [13:16.08]YOu KnOw what? l dOn't need this. 你們知道嗎? 我不需要這種待遇 [13:20.04]Maybe yOu shOuld fOrget Samba tOO. 或許你們也不必去 森巴夜總會了 [13:27.40]- We Knew this was COming. - lt's sO sad and petty. -早就知道會發(fā)生這種事 -真是可悲又小心眼 [13:32.40]- l'm staying way Out Of this One. - Way Out. New Jersey Out. -這件事我要躲得遠遠的 -越遠越好，閃到新澤西去 [13:36.56]SpeaKing Of petty, hOw upset wOuld yOu be if l went Out with Jim? 說到小心眼，如果我跟吉姆 出去你會有多生氣? [13:43.48]- Jim, Old BOyfriend Jim? - He Called me. -前男友吉姆? -他打電話給我 [13:45.76]Miranda, nO. He needs tO be vOted Off the island. 米蘭達，不要去 應該投票把他趕出曼哈頓 [13:51.96]l KnOw hOw yOu feel, but he was sO sweet On the phOne. 我知道你的感受 但他在電話中非常體貼 [13:57.72]lt was eight years agO. Maybe he's learned sOmething. 而且那是八年前的事了 也許他已經(jīng)學到一些教訓了 [13:60.72]- Haven't yOu learned anything? - Apparently nOt. -難道你沒學到任何教訓嗎? -顯然沒有 [14:04.60]He's alive and he asKed me Out. l'm fragile right nOw. 他還活著，而且他約我出去 現(xiàn)在的我很脆弱 [14:06.04]Fine, gO. 好，去吧 [14:08.44]One wOman's asshOle is anOther wOman's... 一個女人的混蛋 是另一個女人的… [14:12.56]A-hOle. 洞 [14:12.72]As lOng as yOu're OK with it. 只要你不反對 [14:17.48]Later that weeK, CharlOtte deCided 幾天之后，夏綠蒂決定 [14:19.88]fOr Trey tO see the sexual part Of her, she'd have tO dress the part. 若她希望崔看到她性感的一面 她就得改變穿著 [14:22.88]l'm gOing tO get him tO nOtiCe me. l have tO. 我要讓他注意我 我非這么做不可 [14:25.64]That's a bOttOm. 我想那是下半身 [14:29.72]lf yOu're gOing tO gO the lingerie rOute, 如果你要采取內(nèi)衣攻勢 [14:33.04]why nOt gO a little mOre upsCale and less flammable? 為什么不挑比較有水準 和比較不惹火的? [14:35.28]l dOn't wanna be me. l wanna be sOmeOne else. 我不想做自己 我想化身成別人的模樣 [14:39.56]- That equals a healthy relatiOnship. - What dO these say? 這是一段健康感情生活的基礎(chǔ) [14:41.96]這件怎么樣? [14:42.52]Read my lips. 讀我的唇 [14:44.36]l want tO be Call girl meets ParK Avenue. 我想變成公園大道的應召女郎 [14:48.40]Then yOu have tO pair that with a Cardigan. 那你得配一件羊毛衫 [14:50.88]This is impOrtant tO me. l need him tO see me sexually. 這對我很重要 我要他看了之后會有性欲 [14:56.96]l KnOw yOu dO. l'm just nOt sure l need tO. 我知道，我只是不確定我需要 [14:58.96]This is muCh mOre a Samantha jOb. 這種事莎曼珊比較在行 [15:03.44]Please. l need a breaK frOm her. 拜托，我不想談她 [15:05.24]YOu shOuldn't be sO hard On her. She dOesn't mean tO be hurtful. 你不該對她如此嚴厲 她無意傷害任何人 [15:08.08]She was. 她傷害了我 [15:10.08]There were twO Of yOu ruining my breaKfast. 你們兩個毀了我的早餐 [15:12.16]l have enOugh prOblems right nOw. l dOn't need any leCtures. 我現(xiàn)在的問題夠多了 別再說教了 [15:21.60]lt was my seCOnd leCture that weeK that was a failure. 這是我本周第二次失敗的授課 [15:25.00]ACrOss tOwn, Samantha deCided the wise thing tO dO was 在城的另一頭，莎曼珊決定 [15:26.76]tO taKe a breaK frOm all Of us and gO shOpping. 遠離我們大家去逛街 才是明智之舉 [15:34.84]- l'm sOrry. - Let it gO, nO One gets hurt. -很抱歉 -放手，誰都不吃虧 [15:38.84]- l was hOlding it first. - l KnOw Tae KwOn DO. -是我先拿到的 -我精通跆拳道 [15:40.92]l KnOw the manager. 我認識經(jīng)理 [15:45.28]YOu're spunKy. l liKe spunKy wOmen. 有膽識，我欣賞有膽識的女人 [15:48.96]- We're a dying breed. - NO Kiddin'. -我們?yōu)l臨絕種 -一點也沒錯 [15:52.44]l'm Claire Anne. DOn't let the sOuthern aCCent fOOl yOu. 我是克萊兒安 別被我這南方口音給騙了 [15:55.88]l'm Samantha. NOthing fOOls me. 我是莎曼珊瓊斯 什么都騙不了我 [16:01.48]l'll let yOu have this sCarf 這條圍巾讓給你 [16:04.36]if yOu shOw me where a girl Can get a hard drinK in a darK bar arOund here. 只要你告訴我 這附近哪里有酒吧可以喝一杯 [16:08.44]DOne and dOne. 成交 [16:10.64]My last date died. The faCt that yOu're still breathing maKes this a suCCess. 我上一個約會對象過世了 所以這次你還在呼吸就算成功 [16:15.56]LOw standards. l liKe that. 標準很低，我喜歡 [16:26.44]- This was really niCe. - Yeah, it was. -今天真的很開心 -是的 [16:29.44]Carrie wasn't sure that we wOuld get alOng. 凱莉不確定我們是否合得來 [16:32.60]She Knew me a lOng time agO. l've Changed. 她是很久以前認識我的 我已經(jīng)改變了 [16:34.36]BaCK then, l was in a band Called UnCle Ted's Ass. 當時我參加一個樂團 名叫“泰德大叔的屁股” [16:39.16]- And l COuld sit On my hair. - That's impressive. -我的頭發(fā)長得可以坐在上面 -真是令人印象深刻 [16:42.64]YOu didn't hear us play. 你沒聽過我們演唱 [16:54.56]- l'd liKe tO see yOu again. - l'd liKe that. -我想再和你見面 -我很樂意 [16:58.84]- Night. - Night. -晚安 -晚安 [17:05.00]The next mOrning, Miranda Called with the pOst mOrtem On her date with Jim. 隔天早上，米蘭達打電話來 報告她和吉姆的約會情形 [17:12.68]- HellO? - lt's me. -喂? -是我 [17:13.44]l thOught it was the Learning Annex bugging me abOut my Class. 謝天謝地，我以為是進修機構(gòu) 為了上課的事打來煩我 [17:16.64]- When's that? - 12th Of Never GOnna Happen. -什么時候要去? -12號，沒有下一次了 [17:20.92]PeOple asKed fOr refunds after my first Class. 我上完第一堂課后 就有人要求退費 [17:23.96]- What dO they KnOw?. - MOre than l dO. -她們懂什么 -比我懂得多 [17:26.44]l feel liKe a tOtal sham. 我覺得自己像個繡花枕頭 [17:29.36]Easy. That's my friend yOu're talKing abOut. 放輕松 你說的這個人是我朋友 [17:32.32]- l went Out with Jim. - DOn't maKe me say, ''l tOld yOu sO.'' -我跟吉姆出去了 -別逼我說“我早告訴過你” [17:38.60]lt was great. He was fun and rOmantiC. 非常愉快，他既風趣又浪漫 [17:40.20]We talKed till the restaurant ClOsed. YOu're wrOng abOut him. 我們一直聊到餐廳打烊 你誤會他了 [17:45.44]- 'This COuld be gOOd.' - Are we talKing abOut AsshOle Jim? -這次可能會有好結(jié)果 -我們說的是混蛋吉姆嗎? [17:49.44]- He's nOt an asshOle. - NOt till yOu breaK up with him. -他不是混蛋 -除非你跟他分手 [17:50.24]- He says great things abOut yOu. - He dOes? -他對你贊譽有加 -是嗎? [17:54.48]- l'm gOing Out with him On Friday. - GO, GOd's speed. -我禮拜五還要跟他出去 -去吧，祝你成功 [17:59.60]l feel weird dating a guy that yOu dOn't liKe. 我覺得和一個你不喜歡的家伙 約會感覺很怪 [18:03.44]We shOuld all gO Out have a drinK sOmetime. One drinK. 我們應該找個時間 一起出去喝杯東西 [18:06.32]What dO yOu KnOw abOut this guy? YOu've been On One date. 你對這個人認識多少? 你們才約會過一次 [18:11.72]What dO yOu KnOw?. lt's been eight years. ThinK abOut the drinK. 那你又知道多少?已經(jīng)八年了 考慮一下吧 [18:14.56]CharlOtte deCided this wOuld be a gOOd time tO spend with Old friends, 夏綠蒂決定現(xiàn)在是 她和老朋友相聚的好時機 [18:19.16]the sisters Of Kappa Kappa Gamma. 大學時代姐妹會的成員 [18:22.36]Oh, my gOOdness. Has it been fOrever Or what? 我的天，真是好久不見 [18:26.84]- lt has. - CharlOtte, we've really missed yOu. -沒錯 -很高興見到你，我們很想你 [18:28.80]And l have missed yOu. YOu have nO idea. 你們不知道我有多想你們 [18:33.88]COngratulatiOns On yOur wedding. WelCOme tO the married Old girls Club. 恭喜你結(jié)婚了 歡迎加入已婚婦女俱樂部 [18:36.92]He is sO handsOme. 他好英俊 [18:41.92]l wOuld liKe tO trade my husband in fOr him, please. 我愿意拿我老公交換，拜托 [18:45.28]They wOuld understand her. After all, they were married tOO. 她們會了解她 畢竟她們也是有夫之婦 [18:49.40]l remember being a newly-wed. We hardly ever gOt Out Of bed. 我記得新婚的時候 我們幾乎下不了床 [18:53.84]- Sydney. - What? lt's just us girls. -席妮 -干嘛?大家都是女人 [18:56.52]My husband Can't get it up. 我丈夫無法勃起 [18:60.32]lt wOuld have been wiser tO have a CappuCCinO instead Of a third drinK. 喝一杯卡布奇諾比三杯馬丁尼 要明智得多 [19:04.40]- l'm sO frustrated. - CharlOtte? -我灰心極了 -夏綠蒂? [19:08.48]DOn't yOu ever just want tO be pOunded hard? 難道你們不想 被粗暴地占有嗎? [19:10.76]LiKe when the bed is mOving all arOund, and it's all sweaty, 床搖得很厲害，兩人滿身是汗 [19:14.12]yOur head is KnOCKing the headbOard and yOu feel it might blOw Off? 你的頭一直撞到床頭板 你感覺它快要炸開? [19:21.40]Dammit, l just really want tO be fuCKed. Just really fuCKed. 該死，我只是很想做愛 好好搞一次 [19:27.72]The Only heads blOwing Off were thOse Of Kappa Kappa Grandma. 唯一炸開的是 姐妹會成員的頭 [19:30.80]- This is really inapprOpriate. - Yeah, we're eating. -真是太不得體了 -是，我們在吃東西 [19:36.88]- What's wrOng with yOu? YOu're a... - What? What am l? -你怎么搞的?你真是個… -什么?我是什么，席妮? [19:42.84]CharlOtte realized hOw muCh they'd all Changed sinCe COllege. 夏綠蒂意識到大學之后 她們改變了多少 [19:46.52]Her friends had beCOme frenemies. 她的朋友們變得亦敵亦友 [19:50.32]And tO them, she had beCOme Samantha. 對她們來說，她變成了莎曼珊 [19:55.36]- Here's tO new friends. - And gOrgeOus New YOrK men. -敬新朋友 -以及紐約帥哥 [20:02.12]WOuld yOu liKe tO jOin me at Samba On Friday night? 禮拜五晚上你想跟我一起去 森巴夜總會嗎? [20:07.28]TwO hOt brOads at a hOt restaurant. l lOve it. 兩個辣妹去一家熱門餐廳 我很樂意 [20:11.00]The reservatiOn is fOr fOur. 我訂了四個位子 [20:17.04]DOne and dOne. 搞定了 [20:22.20]Samantha COuldn't believe hOw muCh fun she was having. 莎曼珊不敢相信她玩得多開心 [20:26.08]She had fOund a wOman whO was as Open abOut her sexuality as her. 她找到一個 和她一樣對性開放的女人 [20:30.76]l Call the blOndes. 我選金發(fā)男子 [20:34.36]YOu are tOO Cute. 你太可愛了 [20:38.44]l COuld just eat yOu up. 我可以幫你口交 [20:41.48]Yes, l COuld. 我真的可以 [20:42.48]l'm gOnna eat yOu up. 我要幫你口交了 [20:46.84]Claire Anne? 克萊兒安? [20:55.32]- Oh, my GOd. - ExCellent. -我的天 -太棒了 [20:60.68]l'm gOing. 我要走了 [21:02.56]Wait l'll COme with yOu. 等等，我跟你一起走 [21:08.64]- YOu Can fOrget Samba. - Where are yOu gOing? -你不必去森巴夜總會了 -你要去哪里? [21:13.20]Samantha learned she had a little CharlOtte in her. 莎曼珊發(fā)現(xiàn) 她也有一點夏綠蒂的個性 [21:18.08]She had a line that COuld be CrOssed. Hers was just mOre tO the left. 她也有一條可以被跨越的界線 只是她的稍微偏左了一點 [21:22.16]The next night, l agreed tO meet Jim and Miranda fOr drinKs. 隔天晚上，我答應 跟吉姆和米蘭達去喝一杯 [21:27.60]Jim tOOK me tO a pOetry reading last night. 昨晚吉姆帶我去參加一個 詩歌朗誦會 [21:29.12]The unpublished wOrKs Of RObert LOwell. 勞勃洛威爾未發(fā)表的作品 [21:32.32]- He wrOte his thesis On LOwell. - l didn't KnOw that. -他的論文就是研究洛威爾 -這我倒不知道 [21:34.68]There's a lOt yOu never Knew. AnOther ChardOnnay fOr the lady. 我有很多事你都不知道 再給這位美女一杯白葡萄酒 [21:40.84]ThanK yOu. 謝謝 [21:40.96]l lOst traCK Of yOu, but l always read yOur COlumn. 我和你失去聯(lián)絡(luò) 但我一向拜讀你的專欄 [21:44.80]- lt's really gOOd. - ThanK yOu. -寫得很好 -謝謝 [21:47.72]Maybe l'd been wrOng. Jim seemed Kind, funny, attentive. 也許我錯了 吉姆似乎親切、風趣而體貼 [21:52.24]- There's a lOt Of sex in there. - lt Creeps in. -里面寫了不少性愛的事 -悄悄混進去 [21:56.04]YOu didn't KnOw tOO muCh abOut sex when we were dating. 我們交往的時候 你對性愛了解得不多 [22:01.72]And still an asshOle. 仍然是個混蛋 [22:02.28]- GOOd tO see yOu. - DOn't leave. -幸會 -別走 [22:05.72]l was jOKing. Stay. l have really bad timing. 我開玩笑的，留下來吧 我很不會挑時機 [22:09.08]- Did yOu ever hear his band play? - NO. -你聽過他的樂團演唱嗎? -沒有 [22:11.36]- She was busy shOpping fOr shOes. - l dO liKe my shOes. -她忙著買鞋子 -我的確很愛我的鞋子 [22:17.32]They COme in handy when yOu're walKing all Over peOple. 它們方便你去踐踏別人 [22:22.48]- COme On. - l'm reliving happy memOries. -別這樣 -我在回味愉快的往事 [22:25.16]- Carrie dOesn't walK all Over peOple. - She did with me. -凱莉才不會踐踏別人 -她踐踏我 [22:28.68]Maybe that's beCause yOu're an asshOle. 也許那是因為你是個混蛋 [22:30.12]She's the asshOle. She never Called me OnCe after we brOKe up. 她才是混蛋，我們分手后 她一通電話也沒打給我 [22:35.84]- That's beCause yOu're an asshOle. - She's the asshOle. -那是因為你是個混蛋 -她才是混蛋 [22:37.48]- She's nOt. - ThanK yOu. -她不是 -謝謝 [22:41.08]YOu KnOw what? Never Call me again. 你知道嗎?別再打給我了 [22:44.08]- Are yOu breaKing up with me? - Yeah. -你要和我分手嗎? -正是 [22:46.84]The fanCy lawyer lady is breaKing up with me, liKe l give a shit. 漂亮的律師小姐要跟我分手 我才不在乎 [22:51.12]Jim hadn't gOtten Older Or wiser. 吉姆既沒長年紀也沒長智慧 [22:52.52]OnCe dumped, he'd still dumped On everyOne. 一旦被甩 他還是對每個人破口大罵 [22:57.20]YOu are suCh asshOles. 你們真是混蛋 [23:04.92]- OK, say it. - l tOld yOu sO. -好了，說吧 -我早就告訴過你 [23:08.60]- What an asshOle. - l tOld yOu sO. -真是個混蛋 -我早就告訴過你 [23:12.80]ls it bad that it maKes me feel gOOd tO say that? 說這句話我覺得很爽 是不是很惡劣? [23:14.48]NO. l Can't believe l fell fOr that asshOle. 不，我居然上那混蛋的當 [23:16.24]YOur date died. YOu paniCKed. 你的約會對象死了 你一時心慌 [23:19.72]YOu KnOw me tOO well. 你真是太了解我了 [23:21.72]There are plenty Of Other asshOles Out there. 還有很多男人呢 [23:26.20]- YOu thinK? - l KnOw. And l'm an expert. -你這么認為? -我知道，因為我是專家 [23:27.68]YOu're suCh an asshOle. 你真是個混蛋 [23:30.28]Meanwhile, uptOwn, the Samantha in CharlOtte was ready tO COme Out. 同時，夏綠蒂體內(nèi)的莎曼珊 終于準備要破繭而出了 [23:42.60]What in GOd's name are yOu wearing? 你身上穿的 到底是什么玩意兒? [23:45.52]lt's suppOsed tO be sexy. 應該很性感才對 [23:49.84]COme On, yOu're my wife. 拜托，你是我老婆 [23:53.36]That's nOt yOu. TaKe it Off. 那不像你，快脫掉 [23:56.52]Fine. 好 [24:06.64]LOOK at me. 看著我 [24:13.64]This is me. 這就是我 [24:16.80]l'm nOt a madOnna, and l'm nOt a whOre. 我不是圣母瑪莉亞 也不是妓女 [24:21.80]l'm yOur wife. l'm sexual and l lOve yOu. 我是你太太 我有性欲，而且我愛你 [24:37.40]What are yOu dOing? 你在干嘛? [24:40.24]l'm tOuChing myself. 我在撫摸我自己 [24:43.72]l Can... l Can see that. 我…我看得出來 [24:48.60]GOOd. 很好 [25:03.40]Trey? 崔? [25:05.84]l thinK we have a stiff breeze. 我想吹來了一陣狂風 [25:08.60]That night, Trey suCCessfully sCrewed his wife 當晚，崔成功和他老婆做愛 [25:13.36]fOr a full minute and a half befOre the wind died. 長達一分半鐘，風才停歇 [25:17.72]After CharlOtte's night Of lOve, she Called the One persOn she Knew 一夜激情之后 夏綠蒂打給一個 [25:21.72]whO wOuld appreCiate it the mOst. 她知道最能體會這喜悅的人 [25:24.28]HellO? 喂? [25:26.28]He fuCKed me. 他上了我 [25:28.00]HOney, that's great. l Knew yOu COuld dO it. 親愛的，那太好了 我就知道你辦得到 [25:29.88]- ThanKs. - DOn't fOrget Samba Friday night. -謝了 -別忘了周五晚上森巴夜總會 [25:35.44]l'll be there. 我會去的 [25:35.56]Did yOu COme? 你有達到高潮嗎? [25:38.24]Having spent time with their frenemies, 各自和亦敵亦友的人相處過后 [25:41.20]they fOrgOt they were enemies and went baCK tO being friends. 夏綠蒂和莎曼珊忘了 她們是敵人，又重新做朋友 [25:46.80]l realized l had beCOme my Own wOrst frenemy. 我發(fā)現(xiàn)我才是 最了解自己的朋友和敵人 [25:50.64]l had let 300 desperate wOmen and One asshOle COnvinCe me 我讓三百個迫切的女人 以及一個混蛋使我相信 [25:53.60]that l didn't KnOw anything. l did. l was Older and wiser. 自己什么都不懂，他們錯了 我長了年紀也長了智慧 [25:57.32]l deCided tO Keep my seCOnd date with the Learning Annex. 我決定去進修機構(gòu)上第二堂課 [26:01.28]UnfOrtunately, my reputatiOn had preCeded me. 不幸的是，我的名聲早我一步 [26:02.64]ls this it? 就這么多人? [26:12.84]l'm Carrie Bradshaw. 我是凱莉布雷蕭 [26:13.12]YOu've paid gOOd mOney tO find Out hOw tO meet men. 你們付了不少錢 想知道如何認識男人 [26:19.40]l dOn't KnOw a lOt abOut it, 我在這方面懂得不多 [26:21.28]but yOu're nOt gOing tO meet them in a Learning Annex Class. 但在進修機構(gòu)的課堂上 是無法認識他們的 [26:23.56]SO, grab yOur bags. 所以拿起你們的包包吧 [26:27.32]COme On, we're nOt getting any yOunger. 快點，我們不再年輕了 [26:35.56]That's right. Just trying tO give yOu yOur mOney's wOrth. 沒錯，我只希望 讓你們的錢花的值得 [26:36.88]l tOOK them tO a bar, tOOK my $300 and bOught them drinKs. 我?guī)齻兊睫D(zhuǎn)角的酒吧 花了三百塊請她們喝飲料 [26:44.32]Anne, the guy Over there is CheCKing yOu Out. 安，那個男的在看你 [26:48.60]Twelve O'ClOCK. 十二點鐘方向 [26:49.40]NOt everybOdy, just Anne. 不要每個人都回頭，只有安… [26:50.00]- GO and asK him fOr a light. - l'm already lit. -去跟他借個火 -我已經(jīng)點燃了 [26:56.16]GO. 去吧 [27:02.80]- Hi, gOt a light? - Sure. -你好，可以借個火嗎? -好的 [27:07.00]Oh, yeah. See? 太好了，看到?jīng)]? [27:07.88]OK, One dOwn, five tO gO. 搞定一個了，還有五個 [27:12.16]- What abOut him? - lt's COOl with me. lt's fine. 他怎么樣? [27:14.12]ExCuse me? Hi, have yOu met Liz? She wOrKs in TV. 不好意思，你見過莉茲嗎? 她在電視臺工作 [27:19.00]- l lOve TV. - SOmething in COmmOn. -我愛電視 -有共同點了 [27:25.08]That night, l made three matChes. 當晚，我配了三對 [27:25.04]l didn't lOOK fOr myself. l try nOt tO date while at wOrK. 我沒有為自己留意 工作時我盡量不約會 [27:29.04]The Old and wise adage is true - thOse whO Can't dO, teaCh. 那句古老明智的諺語說得對 “不會做的人就教” [27:36.00]ThOse whO Can't teaCh, dO. “不會教的人就做” [27:36.88]Here's a live One. GO, get him, tiger. GO. 救生索來了 快去迷倒他吧，加油… [27:41.16]Run liKe the wind. 跑得像風一樣快

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