欲望都市第六季 完美的現(xiàn)在 The Perfect Present

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:51:35 [00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(MP3+LRC) [00:11.16]欲望城市 [00:35.80](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:45.96]“完美的現(xiàn)在” [00:54.64]In a singIe gaI's Iife, there are three important firsts. 單身女子的生活中 有三個重要的第一次 [00:57.52]The first time you have sex... 第一次的性愛 第一次的完美性愛 [00:60.20]the first time you have good sex... [01:03.88]and the first time you see a guy-you-just-started-dating's apartment. 及第一次造訪 [01:03.08]約會對象的住處 [01:14.08]Come on in. 請進(jìn) [01:19.24]Nice. 不錯 [01:22.32]Very nice. -很不錯，太好了 -不然你認(rèn)為會看到… [01:24.84]Thank God. [01:26.40]You were expecting.... [01:27.32]One never knows. Gentlemen left to their own devices.... 誰知道 男人總有些奇怪的擺設(shè) [01:31.60]You name it, l've seen it. 說得出的我都見識過，皮沙發(fā) [01:33.16]Pleather couches... [01:36.88]two-foot bongs... 二英尺長的煙斗 [01:39.96]-dead body in a corner. -Dead body? -角落里的尸體 -尸體? [01:41.24]l only went out with him for a week after that. 我在那事發(fā)生后一個星期 和他約會 [01:44.12]但目前為止這里還沒顯示 有變態(tài)單身漢的跡象 [01:47.60]But so far, nothing in here says ''scary bachelor.'' [01:51.16]Except me. 除了我之外 [01:54.24]l really like this wall color. -我喜歡這墻壁的顏色 -我不敢居功，是羅倫的主意 [01:57.04]Yeah, l can't take credit for that. That's Lauren. [01:58.72]-Ralph Lauren? -No, Lauren, Lauren, my ex-girlfriend. -勞夫羅倫? -不，我的前女友羅倫 [02:02.08]She was the decorator. 她是設(shè)計師 [02:05.100]l'm sorry, is that weird? -這很奇怪嗎 -拜托 [02:08.68]Please, you have a ''decorator''... 你有設(shè)計師，我也有設(shè)計師 [02:11.72]l have a ''decorator.'' [02:13.12]There's really no need for the ex-decorator conversation. 實在不必要再延續(xù) 前設(shè)計師的話題 [02:21.48]Got it. 知道了 [02:26.76]Should l set the alarm? Do you need to get up early? -你明天要早起嗎 -不用，你想怎么樣都行 [02:27.48]No, l'm all yours. [02:29.56]Good night. 晚安，歡迎來到我家 [02:32.72]Welcome to my house. [02:48.72]Okay, what's going on there? 這是怎么回事 [02:52.48]That's my sound machine. l'm a troubled sleeper. 那是我的音效裝置 我很不容易入睡 [02:55.76]Kind of hooked on it. 我一定要聽那個才能入睡 [02:58.08]Frogs? -青蛙? -還有蟬 [02:59.36]Yeah, and cicadas. Officially, we're in the rainforest. 基本上我們正身處雨林 那是一只鳥 [03:05.92]That there's a bird. [03:12.80]l feel like l'm camping. l'm not a big fan of camping. 我好像在露營 我不是很喜歡露營 [03:14.08]-Tomorrow morning, l'll make you s'mores. -Okay. 明天早上我?guī)湍阕隹久藁ㄌ? [03:23.24]l always wondered who bought those. 我常想這些東西有什么用處 [03:25.52]Actually, it was a gift. -那是人家送的 -誰送的 [03:28.60]-From.... -Yeah, Lauren. 我和羅倫在一起后 她買給我的 [03:31.48]She got it for me about two weeks after we started going out. [03:34.08]She hated it when l tossed and turned. lt was her therapist's idea. 她受不了我一直翻來覆去 [03:36.24]她的治療師給的建議 羅倫總是… [03:38.64]-Lauren did everything her therapist-- -Okay. [03:42.68]So, frogs. 青蛙 [03:47.28]What's so bad about frogs? 也沒什么大不了 [03:52.28]Good night. -晚安 -再過一會你就聽不見了 [03:52.32]You'll see, after a while you won't even hear it. [03:58.12]I couId onIy hope he was referring to his ex-decorator's name. 我希望他指的是 他前設(shè)計師的名字 [04:02.16]-Okay, one drink and then we leave. -And one drink means one drink. -我們?nèi)ズ纫槐妥?-說好一杯就一杯 [04:07.36]Tell me why we're going to this again. -我們?yōu)槭裁匆?-她分手了，我們要去支持她 [04:08.16]She's a friend going through a breakup. We're being supportive. [04:11.04]-On a Friday night? -She tried to kill herself. -星期五晚上? -她還想自殺 [04:15.60]-lt was six Advil. -On an empty stomach. -吞了六顆止痛劑 -空腹 [04:17.20]The good news is l'm off the Zoloft, l lost 10 pounds... 好消息是我擺脫了抗憂郁劑 瘦了10磅 [04:22.36]and after that asshole dumped me... 在那混蛋甩了我以后 我發(fā)現(xiàn)自己有設(shè)計皮包的天分 [04:24.48]l realized l have this amazing gift for designing bags. [04:30.80]lt's a purse party. 這是個皮包派對 [04:35.68]lsn't this precious? 是不是很漂亮? 你可以拿它去赴午宴 [04:36.88]You can take it to lunch. [04:38.44]lsn't life funny? 人生是不是很有樂趣 [04:40.56]Because of that fucker, l've discovered l'm Fendi. 感謝那個混球 讓我重新找回自己的價值 [04:48.92]Buy away. 喜歡就買 [04:56.56]When did making bags become the fallback career? 曾幾何時，手提袋 竟變成二度就業(yè)的生涯規(guī)畫? [04:57.76]Someone should tell Crazy that owning a hot glue gun... 該有人告訴瘋婆有把熱熔膠槍 并不表示你就是皮包設(shè)計師 [05:01.20]does not make you a hot purse designer. [05:03.44]-Don't call her crazy. -l'd rather carry a colostomy bag. -別叫她瘋婆 -我寧可用肛門造口袋 [05:07.68]Ladies, these aren't bags, they're baggage. 那不是袋子，那是行李袋 破壞她關(guān)系的禍因 [05:09.80]We are standing among the ruins of her last relationship. [05:13.24]And it was one ugly breakup. 他們分得很難看 [05:15.12]l resent this. 為你前一段不好的關(guān)系 付出代價的人 [05:18.24]The only one who should have to pay for a bad relationship... [05:20.84]is the person in your next relationship. 就是你下一段關(guān)系的對象 [05:22.60]True, and here's hoping that isn't me. 沒錯，希望我沒那么慘 [05:26.40]Last night, Berger started opening the ''ex-file.'' 昨晚柏格終于打開前任檔案 [05:28.04]-Fascinating. What do you know so far? -Her name is Lauren. 你目前知道些什么 [05:33.72]She bought him a Sharper lmage sound machine. 她的名字叫羅倫 她買了一個音效裝置給他 [05:34.32]She's a monster. -她是個怪物 -我必須聽到關(guān)于她的事? [05:36.92]We just started dating. Do l need to hear about the ex already? [05:38.68]-The sooner, the better. -Maybe it should be: the later, the better. -對，越早越好 -最好永遠(yuǎn)不要 [05:42.76]-Or better yet, the never, the better. -That's good tuna. [05:44.44]You must know where he's been so you know what you're getting. -鮪魚很棒 -你才能知道自己的狀況如何 [05:47.16]As long as what you get doesn't itch, l say you're fine. 如果你不會發(fā)癢 那表示你免疫了 [05:50.96]He has a past, l have a past. Do our pasts really have to have a present? 我們一定要把 過去式再拿出來談嗎 [05:56.40]Yes. At least find out how they broke up. 找出他們分手的原因 你會知道他們的關(guān)系如何 [05:57.80]That will tell you a lot about their relationship. [06:01.00]See, l was hoping to skip all that and start fresh this time. 我本想跳過那一切重新開始 [06:04.28]-ls that crazy? -No. -這樣不好嗎 -不好，瘋婆來了 [06:04.64]Here comes crazy. 看看這個，鞋子圖案 是不是很有趣 [06:06.76]Look at this one. Little shoes! [06:10.44]lsn't this fun? 誰還需要一個 開始禿頭且勃起困難的男人 [06:12.68]Who needs a balding 38-year-old boyfriend with erectile dysfunction... [06:16.40]when you can have a new career and cute cater waiters? 何況你已經(jīng)有了新生涯 還有英俊的侍者圍繞 [06:19.68]Excuse me, champagne for the girls. 對不起，把香檳端給女士 [06:22.72]Have fun. 玩得愉快 [06:23.16]Katie, shoes. 凱蒂，鞋子圖案 [06:25.72]Doesn't that waiter look familiar? 那個侍者看起來有點眼熟 [06:30.40]l fucked him. -我上過他 -原來是他 [06:30.60]That guy. 那是生食餐廳的侍者 也是我多年來最好的一次經(jīng)驗 [06:32.56]lt's that waiter from Raw. Also known as the best sex l've had in years. [06:39.96]This party just got a whole lot more exciting. 這個派對越來越有趣了 [06:41.32]Okay, just one glass and then we've got dinner reservations at 66, yes? 一杯就好 我們晚餐在66街的餐廳訂了位 [06:47.20]But l can't stay late because l have a 9 a.m. conversion class at the synagogue. 我不能留太晚 明早九點我要去猶太教堂上課 [06:51.20]-You had a two-hour class today. -l know. -你今天已上了二小時的課 -沒錯 [06:52.36]l'm accelerating my studies. There's just so much to take in. 我正在加緊學(xué)習(xí) 要學(xué)的還太多 [06:55.04]The history, the tradition, the philosophy, oy! 歷史、傳統(tǒng)、哲學(xué)，唉 [07:01.44]You guys, that was my first ''oy''! 你們聽 我剛說了生平第一個“唉” [07:07.68]-Hi, Victoria! -Hi! [07:08.04]A whole bunch of folks just arrived... 有些人剛剛才來 我還需要更多鮪魚餡餅 [07:09.64]so l'm gonna need some more tuna tartlets. [07:19.32]Hello? [07:30.12]Oh, my god! 我的天 [07:34.80]l'm way too fucking fragile to see this. 我無法承受看到這種畫面 [07:38.00]You're fired! 你被開除了 [07:38.100]This is my big purse party! 這是我皮包派對的大日子 [07:48.52]Victoria, does this come in any other colors? 維多利亞 這款還有別的顏色嗎 [07:54.72]Do l look like a fucking department store? 我這里看起來像是百貨公司嗎 [07:55.16]Get the fuck out of my apartment! 滾出我的公寓 快點，你們這些賤女人 [07:60.64]All you bitches get out of my apartment! Give it! [08:02.24]拿來 [08:03.64]Look what you did. 看你搞的 為了做這個我還剪了床罩 [08:06.44]l cut up my bedspread for this. [08:10.12]Okay, dinnertime. 去吃晚餐 [08:12.68]The next day at TempIe EmanueI.: 第二天在以馬內(nèi)利教堂 [08:14.20]Soon, you'll be ready for your mikvah. 很快你們就可以進(jìn)行猶太浸禮 [08:18.44]Who can tell me what the mikvah is? 有誰能告訴我浸禮是什么 [08:20.84]Yes, Charlotte. 一種改信猶太教的儀式 [08:22.80]lt's the ceremony that marks our official conversion to Judaism. [08:24.92]Very good. 很好，這儀式的意涵為何? [08:27.80]And what does the service entail? [08:33.44]Yes, Charlotte? 夏綠蒂 [08:33.84]lt's a ritual bath... 一種沐浴儀式 浸沐在水中重生而為猶太教徒 [08:35.92]where we are immersed in water and reborn a Jew. [08:39.72]Very good. 很好 [08:41.12]CharIotte, aIways the straight-A student... 她一直都是資優(yōu)生 [08:41.100]took to her Judaism cIass Iike a gefiIte fish to water. 夏綠蒂上起課來簡直如魚得水 [08:47.80]As you come to your rebirth as a Jew... 重生之后你將奉行新的戒律 [08:49.36]you will find special and new traditions to embrace. [08:51.84]However, you must also bear in mind... 然而，你要記住 你必須放棄基督教的信條 [08:54.04]that you will be letting go of your Christian traditions. [08:59.60]Many find Christmas to be the most difficult to leave in the past. 許多人發(fā)現(xiàn) 要舍棄圣誕節(jié)是很困難的事 [09:03.60]You must grieve this loss. 你必須忍痛放棄 這可能很不容易 [09:05.48]lt can be quite hard. [09:13.52]And speaking of the past.... 說到過去式 [09:15.60]lt's 2:30. You're 20 minutes late. -你遲了20分鐘 -我知道，我有事纏住了 [09:16.48]-l got held up. -l'm barely gonna make my appointment. -我可能趕不及赴約 -對不起，黛比的車出了狀況 [09:21.96]l'm sorry. Debbie had car trouble, so l took a cab. [09:23.16]-Who's Debbie? -Debbie, the girl l'm seeing. -黛比，誰是黛比 -跟我約會的女孩 [09:28.92]So, Brady's changed and ready to go. Don't forget the diaper bag... 布萊迪準(zhǔn)備好了 別忘了尿布袋 [09:34.48]and please try to have him back on time tomorrow. 請把他準(zhǔn)時送回來 [09:35.76]-l'm sorry, l'm never late. lt's just her car-- -Steve, l don't need to know. -對不起，因為她的車… -我不必知道那么多 [09:39.08]l just need you not to be 20 minutes late again. 我只希望你別再遲到20分鐘 謝謝 [09:42.56]Thanks. [09:47.44]-Excuse me, Rabbi Minsch? -Yes, Charlotte? -打擾一下，明斯牧師 -什么事，夏綠蒂 [09:50.48]l was just wondering what you said about Christmas. 關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的事 我想要問個清楚 [09:56.56]How exactly black and white is that? [09:58.56]Charlotte, as a Jew, you have to embrace the new holidays... 身為猶太教徒 你必須奉行新假日而放棄舊俗 [10:02.72]and let go of the old. 過圣誕節(jié)就好像 你是素食者卻吃肉一般 [10:03.92]Keeping Christmas would be like being a vegetarian... [10:07.80]and still eating meat. 我不會上教堂 但我能不能放棵樹? [10:09.48]l wouldn't go to church or anything, but maybe l could still have a tree? [10:12.16]No. [10:17.92]Caroling? 唱圣歌? [10:21.24]Rudolph? 馴鹿 [10:23.00]But Rabbi Minsch-- 明斯牧師 [10:22.08]Charlotte, if you are serious about becoming a Jew... 如果你真心 想成為一個猶太教徒 [10:28.96]you have to let go of the attachments to your past. 你必須去除過去的習(xí)氣 [10:32.84]From that day on, CharIotte wouId aIways think of him... 從那天開始 夏綠蒂就把他當(dāng)成 [10:35.16]as the Minsch who stoIe Christmas. “偷走圣誕節(jié)的明斯” [10:36.12]That night, miIes from the Amazon... 當(dāng)天晚上，遠(yuǎn)離亞馬遜叢林的我 [10:40.12]I was just drifting off to sIeep when.... 在快要睡著的時候，突然… [10:53.32]Hello? -還記得那件紅色洋裝嗎 -什么?你在哪里? [10:54.40]-Remember that red dress you had? -What? [10:58.52]-Where are you? -ln California. 在加州，床上 [11:01.68]ln bed. [11:02.64]l was sleeping. 我正要入睡 [11:07.72]Alone? -獨自一人? -沒錯，你把我吵醒了 [11:07.04]Yes, you woke me up. [11:11.60]You never used to need so much sleep, kid. -你不是不太需要睡眠 -我老了，像你一樣 [11:11.40]l'm old now, like you. [11:17.88]So, the red dress. -那件紅色洋裝? -凡賽斯還是古馳? [11:17.56]-Versace or Gucci? -It had tiny IittIe straps. [11:20.84]Gucci. -有細(xì)帶子的… -古馳 [11:24.24]And when l slipped one strap down, the other would fall. 我只要解開其中一條帶子 整件衣服就會掉下來 [11:26.64]-Remember that dress? -Yes. -還記得那件洋裝嗎 -記得 [11:29.68]You looked good in that dress. 你穿那件洋裝很好看 [11:37.76]Remember when l found you in your closet... 還記得我在你的衣櫥里找到你 你只穿了高跟鞋和胸罩 [11:40.32]in just heels and a bra? [11:40.64]And I came up behind you and put your hands against the waII. 我從你背后靠近 把你的手貼在墻上? [11:45.92]Remember that? [11:48.28]Yes. 你昨晚做了什么 [11:48.56]-So what did you do last night? -Nothing. l went to bed early... [11:50.40]沒什么，早早上床 意外和大人物通了性愛電話 [11:54.28]-had accidental phone sex with Big. -What? [11:55.84]Brunch is suddenly looking up. -什么? -早午餐突然有看頭了 [11:57.04]Actually, he had phone sex. l was on the other end... 事實上是他講性愛電話 我試圖禮貌地拒絕 [12:00.44]trying to think of a polite way to get out of it. [12:03.68]Turns out, there is no polite way to get out of phone sex. 但我找不到 禮貌拒絕性愛電話的方法 [12:07.60]l wasn't aware that you and Big had phone sex. -我不知道你們會通性愛電話 -偶爾，自他搬走以后 [12:10.88]Occasionally, since he moved away. [12:14.04]You have phone sex? -你們會做電話性愛 -我不認(rèn)為那是電話性愛 [12:13.92]l prefer to think of it not as phone sex... [12:17.92]so much as a trip down memory lane. 比較像是回憶過往 [12:20.80]The next time he calls, tell him that you're in a serious relationship. 告訴他你已經(jīng)有固定對象了 [12:23.60]l'm not in a serious relationship with Berger. We're still just dating. 但我沒有，我們還在約會 [12:28.48]lt's good dating, but we don't know where it's going yet. 是還不錯 但我們還不知道會如何發(fā)展 [12:30.16]You'll never know if you keep reminiscing with Big. -你還在留戀大人物 -這兩件事并不相關(guān) [12:33.44]One doesn't have anything to do with the other. [12:36.12]l don't know why you want to drag that Big baggage into the new relationship. 為什么要把大人物這個包袱 帶進(jìn)新的關(guān)系里 [12:39.08]lt's not baggage, it's Biggage. 不只是包袱，是大包袱 [12:42.80]And Big is no more a threat to Berger than Lauren is to me. 大人物對柏格不會造成威脅 羅倫對我也不造成威脅 [12:44.84]Thank you. lt's all in the past. -他們是過去式 -但你的電話帳單不是 [12:47.52]-And on your phone bill. -He called me. 是他打來的，我是淑女 [12:50.92]l'm a lady. [12:54.80]Come on, pudding, l'll get your pacifier. 來吧，寶貝，我找奶嘴給你 [13:01.24]Look at all the shit Steve has in here. 看史蒂夫裝了什么垃圾在里面 [13:05.64]Honey, isn't the baby birth control enough? -你的避孕計劃還不夠嗎 -是史蒂夫 [13:06.92]They're Steve's and Debbie's, his new girlfriend. 還有黛比的，他的新女友 她叫黛比 [13:11.68]That's her name, Debbie. [13:13.56]Where are they doing it, Gymboree? -他們在健寶園干那回事? -黛比從事幼兒看護(hù)? [13:15.28]Debbie does daycare. [13:20.12]Honey, relax. l have those in my mouth all the time. 別緊張 我也常把它們放在嘴里 [13:24.40]Later that day, I got to thinking about tense reIationships. 當(dāng)天稍晚 我開始思考兩人關(guān)系的時態(tài) [13:27.60]And by that, I mean a reIationship... 我的意思是，這段關(guān)系涉及的 [13:30.16]and its connection to the past, present, and future tense. 過去、現(xiàn)在及未來式 [13:34.28]At a certain age, we've aII had reIationships... 我們各自擁有 不太完美的過去完成式 [13:35.56]that are far from past perfect. [13:37.84]But how much does that past reIationship... 但過去的關(guān)系真的會影響 未來完成式的實現(xiàn)嗎 [13:40.92]affect our dream of a future perfect? [13:44.08]And as I became more and more tense... 我越來越困惑，不禁開始質(zhì)疑 [13:46.56]I couIdn't heIp but wonder... [13:50.56]can you get to a future if your past is present? 如果過去尚未完成 你是否還能進(jìn)入未來? [13:53.76]And over at Samantha's... 在莎曼珊家中 一段完美性愛即將邁入歷史 [13:55.00]a day of great sex was about to fade into the past. [13:58.40]Are you absolutely sure you can't stay? 你確定你不能留下來嗎 [14:03.48]l gotta pull an extra shift at the restaurant. 我必須在餐館多值一個班 [14:04.56]l got fired from my other gig, remember? 我才剛丟了一個兼職，記得嗎 [14:09.04]Listen, l do feel bad about what happened. 對于那件事我也感到很抱歉 我希望你能拿這個 [14:12.12]And l wanted you to have this. [14:18.100]$300? -300美元 -我打了幾通電話查詢 [14:22.28]l made some calls. That is what the A-list caterers pay. 那是高級外燴支付的薪水 [14:26.84]Lady, you are fucking out of your mind. 小姐，你搞錯對象了 [14:34.72]The next morning, after another fitfuI night of frogs.... 第二天早上 在經(jīng)過了一夜蛙鳴之后… [14:36.56]-So you're gonna be okay here? -Absolutely. Go. -你自己一個人在這里行嗎 -沒問題，你去吧 [14:39.44]lt's just a stupid standing breakfast thing with a bunch of writer buddies. 那是和一群作家們 共進(jìn)早餐的一個愚蠢聚會 [14:45.92]l'd ask you along, but we're a pretty pathetic bunch. 我本想約你一起去 但我們這群人實在很乏味 [14:47.24]Please go. 你去吧，還有 我的朋友，你并不乏味 [14:48.64]And for the record, you, my friend, are not pathetic. [14:60.16]You gonna get that? -你不接電話嗎 -9：30?三個字，行銷電話 [15:01.72]You know what? 9:30 in the morning, one word: telemarketer. [15:03.04]l think that's a two-word hyphenate. 我以為那是四個字 [15:06.28]Jack, it's Lauren.... 杰克，我是羅倫 [15:10.68]It was officiaI. 顯然羅倫控制了 這屋里的每一部機器 [15:12.48]Lauren controIIed every machine in the apartment. [15:15.04]CaII me, I want to taIk to you. -我有事想跟你說，請回電 -去你的再去你的 [15:17.56]Fuck you! [15:21.60]Bye. 再見 [15:28.40]You don't want your new boyfriend to still be in love with the ex... 你不希望你的新男友 還愛著舊情人，但也不希望… [15:30.04]but you don't want.... [15:35.72]That is not the way you talk to your ex-decorator. 這可不是 和前設(shè)計師說話該有的禮節(jié) [15:37.24]Damn, and just when you thought you didn't have to open the ex-file. 尤其是在你以為 你不必開啟前任檔案的時候 [15:43.88]So he's doing a ''fuck you'' to the ex. 只要他還和你上床就好 有什么好擔(dān)心的 [15:45.20]As long as he keeps fucking you, what's the problem? [15:45.84]The problem is, what's going on there? 有什么事會導(dǎo)致 要伸出兩只手指頭來咒罵對方 [15:47.68]What happened between them that would cause a double-finger situation? [15:52.44]And if it wasn't big, why is he still so angry? 若那不是件很嚴(yán)重的事 難道他有情緒上的問題 [15:55.92]Does he have a problem with anger? And here come the questions. [15:56.20]-那就大有問題了 -沒錯，男人都是瘋子 [15:57.100]You're right, men are crazy. [16:01.76]l fucked that waiter at the party and he got fired for it... 我上了那個侍者 結(jié)果害他丟了工作 [16:04.48]so l gave him $300 the next time we fucked, and now l think he's upset. 我們再次交歡以后 我給他300美元結(jié)果他很生氣 [16:09.12]Okay, not the same situation. -那是不一樣的情況 -那是很大一筆小費 [16:11.12]l don't see what the problem is. lt's like a big tip. [16:12.28]$300 in a restaurant is a big tip. 300美元在餐館里 是一筆很大的小費 [16:15.80]-$300 in the bedroom is a big prostitute. -At least it wasn't phone sex. 但在臥室就是很大的侮辱 [16:19.96]-至少那不是電話性愛 -是他打給我的 [16:21.68]He called me. [16:24.24]Yeah, keep telling yourself that. 別自欺欺人 [16:29.00]-Right on time. -And l appreciate that, l do. Come in. -我很準(zhǔn)時 -真令人感動，真的 [16:32.12]進(jìn)來 [16:33.28]l'm just getting Brady ready to go out for a night with his dad. 我才剛替布萊迪準(zhǔn)備好 過夜要用的東西 [16:38.84]Packing up the old diaper bag. 整理尿布袋 確定要用的東西都很齊全 [16:40.16]Making sure he has everything he needs. [16:42.64]Bottle, Binky.... 奶瓶 [16:43.84]賓奇 [16:47.72]Trojans. -保險套 -聽我說 [16:48.40]Look, Miranda-- 我不擔(dān)心我們的孩子有性行為 但我很高興他做好防范措施 [16:49.96]l'm not exactly thrilled that our baby is having sex already... [16:53.60]but l sure am glad he's using protection. [16:55.36]-Got your point, very funny. -No, Steve, not funny. -我懂了，很有趣 -你錯了，混蛋 [16:57.96]-Fucked up. -Come on, it's just condoms. -只不過是保險套而已 -放在尿布袋里? [16:60.40]ln the diaper bag, Steve? 你做了多少次? [17:03.00]How much sex are you having that you need rubbers in the diaper bag? [17:04.08]What's it to you? 關(guān)你什么事 [17:06.48]ApparentIy, some of Miranda's baggage had shifted during fight. 米蘭達(dá)的包袱 在爭吵中移轉(zhuǎn)了位置 [17:13.44]l just don't think you're taking this parenting thing seriously. 你沒善盡做父親的責(zé)任 [17:15.44]-What? -You show up late to pick him up. -什么? -你遲到 [17:18.80]One time. -只有一次 -不只一次 [17:20.32]More than one time. There was that other time when you were late. [17:21.40]-Okay, what's your problem? -This is not about me. -你到底有什么問題 -這不是我的問題 [17:25.88]This is about your need to start taking responsibility for your child. 你必須盡到照顧孩子的義務(wù) [17:30.64]Clearly, there are times when you can't because your mind is somewhere else. 但顯然有時你的心思 并不在孩子身上 [17:33.32]What are you talking about? -你在胡說些什么 -當(dāng)你的小弟弟在別人身體里時 [17:35.24]Like when your penis is in some girl's vagina... [17:36.32]and you're having an orgasm... 我們的寶貝卻靜靜地在室息 你卻在享受高潮 [17:40.68]while our baby is quietly suffocating in the other room. [17:43.68]-Debbie and l never do it when he's awake. -Okay, Steve, you're not getting this! -我們從不在他醒著的時候做 -你沒抓到重點 [17:45.24]l am saying your focus needs to be totally and completely on Brady. 你的注意力 要完全放在布萊迪身上 [17:50.60]My focus is always 100% on Brady. 我的注意力總是 百分之百在布萊迪身上 [18:04.36]See? 看吧 [18:06.52]That night, the onIy thing Miranda and Steve couId agree on... 米蘭達(dá)和史蒂夫 唯一達(dá)成的共識 [18:08.80]was separate diaper bags. 就是兩人各用各的尿布袋 [18:28.72]Hey, beautiful, l'm here. 美女，我來了 [18:33.96]What's all this? -這是怎么回事 -這是我最后的一棵圣誕樹 [18:37.76]lt's my last Christmas tree. [18:40.24]-lt's July. -That's right, so it doesn't count. -現(xiàn)在才七月 -沒錯，所以還不算數(shù) [18:43.32]Charlotte, honey, you can have a tree. Lots of Jews do. 親愛的，你可以擺圣誕樹 很多猶太人也擺 [18:49.16]lt wouldn't be appropriate. Look. 但那是不對的，你看 [18:54.16]lt's my favorite ornament. 這是我最喜歡的裝飾品 [18:56.92]Silent Night, Holy Night. 平安夜，圣善夜 這是圣家庭和耶穌誕生圖 [18:57.04]See, that's the holy family in the Nativity. [19:01.20]This was my Grandma York's. lt's so old. 這是我祖母留下來的 [19:05.40]See how there's hardly any glitter left on the baby Jesus. 已經(jīng)很舊了 小耶穌身上的亮粉都掉光了 [19:10.72]lt's very rare to have a blue Christmas ornament. 這是很少見的藍(lán)色圣誕節(jié)裝飾 [19:13.60]-ls that a fact? -Yeah. 是真的嗎 [19:16.12]They're usually red or green... 通常都是紅色、綠色或銀色 [19:19.68]silver, gold. [19:22.76]金色 [19:25.64]-Keep Christmas. Who cares? -l do. -繼續(xù)過圣誕節(jié)沒什么關(guān)系 -有關(guān)系 [19:29.84]l'm gonna do this right. l'm not gonna be a meat-eating vegetarian. 我不想變成吃肉的素食者 [19:34.28]No, these all have to go. -這些都要丟棄 -這個除外，我們要留著這個 [19:35.08]Except this one. We're keeping this. [19:40.08]What the hell, they were Jews, too. 有什么關(guān)系，他們也是猶太人 [19:44.64]DreideI, dreideI, dreideI (墜斗…我用泥土捏塑它) [19:45.52]I made it out of cIay [19:48.52]And when it's something, something (當(dāng)它…) [19:50.100]''Dry and ready.'' (干了以后) [19:54.56]lmpressive. Dry and ready. 厲害，干了以后 [19:57.84]Dreidel, l will play. (我要玩墜斗) [20:02.44]That night, CharIotte reaIized the memories she was giving up... 夏綠蒂了解到她所放棄的回憶 [20:04.32]might be nothing compared to the memories she was getting. 比起她即將得到的 或許根本不算什么 [20:11.36]And Samantha reaIized, to make things right... 莎曼珊了解 [20:10.96]她必須回過頭服侍另一個人 [20:14.36]she wouId need to service someone eIse for a change. [20:16.72]Hello. 你好，我是莎曼珊 我是你今晚的女侍 [20:17.36]My name is Samantha. l'll be your waitress this evening. [20:21.92]Tonight l will be serving you. 今晚就讓我來為你服務(wù) [20:25.76]You are fucking crazy. -你一定是瘋了 -侍者先生，你還沒領(lǐng)教到 [20:29.96]Mister waiter, you have no idea. [20:31.04]-You don't know my name, do you? -Of course l do... -你不知道我的名字對吧 -我當(dāng)然知道…保羅 [20:34.12]Paul. -我叫杰瑞 -我亂猜的 [20:37.00]lt's Jerry. [20:39.04]l took a shot. [20:40.92]When you're a waiter, you must always be aware... 當(dāng)你做侍者的時候 你一定知道 [20:44.20]that the customer comes first. 顧客至上 [20:50.04]lt's a hard job. 那真是個堅硬的工作 [20:55.80]You know, Samantha, l'm not just a waiter. 莎曼珊，我不只是侍者 [20:59.08]ls that right, Jamie? -是嗎，杰米 -杰瑞 [21:03.16]Jerry. [21:04.76]我是個演員 [21:04.88]l'm an actor. [21:08.72]God, there goes my hard-on. 老天，我退潮了 [21:17.76]lt's a good thing l still have mine. 但幸好我還沒退 [21:18.28]Samantha had had many waiters in her past... 莎曼珊上過很多侍者 但就在那天 [21:22.84]but to the present day, this was her very first Jerry. 杰瑞首度成為她的入幕之賓 [21:30.08]As for me... 至于我，度過了另一個 在柏格床上無法入眠的夜晚 [21:31.48]I spent another night not sIeeping in Berger's bed. [21:48.48]-You okay? -No, l can't sleep. -你還好嗎 -不好，我睡不著 [21:49.00]-ls it the frogs? -No, the frogs are fine. -因為青蛙嗎 -不，跟青蛙無關(guān) [21:53.76]What's up? -怎么回事 -沒事，你繼續(xù)睡 [21:55.16]Nothing. Go back to sleep. [22:03.80]Jesus. 老天 [22:02.72]-lt's the frogs. l'll turn it off. -No, it's not the frogs. -一定是青蛙，我把它關(guān)了 -不，不是青蛙 [22:12.56]-lt's Lauren. -What about her? -是羅倫 -她怎么了 [22:13.36]Okay, for the record, l was hoping to skip this and start fresh... 說實在的 我本想跳過這段重新開始 [22:18.52]but what's going on with you and the double finger? -你那天為什么伸出兩只手指 -兩只什么? [22:23.60]-The double what? -The other day, to the answering machine. 就是那天，對著電話答錄機 [22:27.96]-對 -我們要不要討論一下 [22:29.96]Do we need to talk about this? [22:30.44]She just drives me crazy, you know. She keeps calling here. 她快把我逼瘋了 [22:34.92]她想要一起吃午飯 好有個“了結(jié)”，她說的 [22:35.32]She wants to go out to lunch for closure. That's her word. [22:37.92]l would never say ''closure,'' certainly not at 2:00 in the morning. 我不會用“了結(jié)”這個字 至少不會在凌晨兩點 [22:42.96]She keeps bugging me. 她認(rèn)為那很重要 因此她才能重新開始 [22:43.24]She thinks it's important in order to move on. [22:53.20]What do you think? -你認(rèn)為呢 -那不是一頓午餐就能解決的 [22:52.80]l think that it's gonna take a lot more than a lunch. [22:60.84]What? 怎么了 [23:01.88]不行，很難啟齒 [23:03.12]No, it's embarrassing. [23:09.44]She cheated on me. That's how it ended. 她背叛我，結(jié)果就是如此 [23:12.92]She broke my heart and pretty much killed me. 她傷了我的心，令我痛不欲生 [23:14.08]And l was dead... 我就像行尸走肉，直到遇見你 [23:18.68]till you. [23:28.48]And then, there is another important first. 于是又多了一個重要的第一次 [23:30.40]The first time you reaIize this reaIIy might be something. 第一次你了解到 這事可能真的很嚴(yán)重 [23:35.56]You ever been that hurt? 你曾經(jīng)如此痛心過嗎 [23:41.20]You want to tell me about it? 你愿意跟我分享嗎 [23:44.48]Sure. 當(dāng)然 [23:46.56]And just Iike that... 就這樣 我們走出現(xiàn)在，向未來邁進(jìn) [23:49.00]we moved out of the present and into our future. [23:53.76]-How much time have you got? -l got all night. -你有多少時間 -一整晚 [23:56.40]So now, it was time to cIear up the past. 現(xiàn)在該將過去做個整理了 [24:16.100]lt's me. -是我 -你好 [24:19.32]-HeIIo there. -Have you got a minute? -你有空嗎 -有，我正在按摩池里 [24:20.100]Yeah, sure. l'm just relaxing in my hot tub. [24:24.16]A hot tub? 按摩池?不會吧 那不是早就落伍了嗎 [24:25.92]Shame on you, that is such a cliché. [24:29.20]No, a Jacuzzi is a cliché. A hot tub is retro. 不，按摩浴缸才落伍 按摩池又卷土重來 [24:35.52]Remember the time we were in the Jacuzzi in the Four Seasons and you-- 還記得那次我們在按摩浴缸… [24:37.56]Okay, hold on there, partner. 等一下 我打電話來不是要說這個 [24:39.28]This is not gonna be one of those types of calls. [24:44.16]What type of caII? 我是說你掉了項練的那一次 [24:45.44]l was talking about when you lost your necklace in the jets. [24:49.44]lf you'd like to make it one of those phone calls, l'm $1 .50 for the first minute... 如果你想來個“熱線”電話 我的頭一分鐘收費1.5美金 [24:54.40]and 50 cents for each additional. [24:56.00]-Please stop. -What's on your mind, baby? -別說了 -怎么了，寶貝 [24:59.56]l was just calling to tell you... 我是打電話來告訴你 我們別再打“熱線”電話了 [25:00.12]that we won't be having any more of those calls. [25:04.24]是嗎?為什么 [25:08.72]Really, why is that? [25:10.20]-Because we're just friends now. -Those are friendly calls. -我們現(xiàn)在只是朋友 -那是友善的“熱線”電話 [25:14.36]-l don't talk to my friends like that. -l do. 但我不會跟朋友講那種電話 [25:18.76]Maybe that's why you have so few. -我會 -因此你沒什么朋友 [25:21.80]You got me there. 被你說中了 [25:26.68]-l started seeing someone. -Were you seeing someone the other night? 我有固定的約會對象 [25:27.100]-那天你們已開始約會了嗎 -對 [25:32.56]Yes, but it just got serious. -但我們最近才穩(wěn)定下來 -我了解 [25:36.56]l see. 所以我認(rèn)為 我們該將過去的留在過去 [25:38.84]So l think we have to leave all that in the past. [25:40.68]Consider it in the past. 往事只能回憶 [25:43.80]But we'll stay friends. 但我們還是朋友 [25:47.56]Friends. -還是朋友 -好朋友 [25:51.76]Good friends. [25:54.80]His name is Jack Berger. 他叫杰克柏格，也是個作家 [25:56.28]He's a writer as well. [25:59.88]Okay, kid. 好吧，偶爾還是給我個電話 [26:02.16]Give me a call sometime. [26:04.76]Any kind of call you want. 任何電話都行 [26:17.40]That night, in the basement of a synagogue... 當(dāng)晚，在猶太教堂的地下室 [26:18.96]after 75 acceIerated cIasses... 經(jīng)過75堂密集的課程之后 [26:22.76]CharIotte, the EpiscopaIian princess, was reborn a Jew... 夏綠蒂，圣公會公主 重生成為一名猶太教徒 [26:30.12]Ieaving the oId CharIotte behind. 將以往的夏綠蒂拋在腦后 [26:33.96]Was this tub drained before me? 池水是剛放滿的嗎? [26:39.84]Not aII of her. 也許并沒有全部拋開 [26:49.80]l finally figured out what you needed. -我想到你需要什么了 -是嗎 [26:51.48]Oh, yeah? 我想了一下 將范圍縮小到兩個選擇 [26:55.36]l thought about it and l narrowed it down to two choices. [26:57.16]A Pulitzer Prize... 普立茲獎或是這個 [26:60.64]or this. [27:01.60]-l already have a Pulitzer. -You do? -我已經(jīng)有普立茲獎了 -真的 [27:07.12]-l don't like to brag. -Then l chose right. -對，我不喜歡吹噓 -那么我選對了 [27:12.04]lt's for a fresh start. 一個新的開始 最新的音效裝置 [27:14.64]lt's the newest sound machine they make, with many other sounds besides frogs. [27:14.64]除了青蛙以外 還有很多其他聲音 [27:18.24]l don't care for frogs. -我不排斥青蛙 -新的開始，新的音效 [27:22.72]-New start, new sound. -Deal. [27:24.16]一言為定 [27:37.72]That same night, next to Berger... 當(dāng)天晚上 在柏格及第四海浪聲的陪伴下 [27:41.60]and Surf Sounds Number Four... [27:44.16]I sIept more soundIy than I had... 我睡了有始以來最香沈的一覺 [27:46.56]in as Iong as I can remember.

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