欲望都市第六季 往日情懷 Boy, Interrupted

[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:50:20 [00:02.00]聽美劇學英語(MP3+LRC) [00:11.16]欲望城市 [00:35.80](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問) [00:44.36]“往日情懷” [00:54.52]I didn't go to my high schooI reunion. 我并沒有參加高中同學會 [00:55.40]So when my high-schooI sweetheart caIIed me for a reunion... 因此當我高中男友打電話來時 [00:58.16]I was curious to see... 我很好奇地想看他是否仍是 [00:60.36]if he Iooked Iike the boy I used to make out with in front of my Iocker. 當初和我陷入熱戀的那個人 [01:02.88]Can you tell me how to get to Chemistry class? 請問化學教室怎么走 [01:06.36]ActuaIIy, he Iooked better. 事實上，他看起來更帥 [01:08.20]My God, Jeremy! 老天，杰瑞米 [01:12.60]That's my name. Don't wear it out. 沒錯，別叫得太濫 [01:16.88]Wow! You look great! 你氣色很好 [01:18.80]l knew you looked great 'cause l saw you on the cover of your book. 你在書的封面上看起來很棒 但你本人看起來更美 [01:20.16]But l have to say, even better in person. [01:23.36]God, l'm so glad you called. -真高興你打電話找我 -我會在康乃狄格住一個月 [01:26.64]l'm going to be spending the month in Connecticut, so... [01:28.44]l had to look you up. -我一定要過來看看你 -最近好嗎?聽說你結婚了 [01:30.20]How are you? l heard you married somebody that you met in business school. [01:32.48]Yeah. l got divorced, like, two years ago. 我兩年前離婚了 [01:37.44]Really miscalculated that one. 是我判斷錯誤 [01:38.84]So l'm on my own again. 所以現在又回復單身 [01:41.00]How about you? Are you seeing anybody or.... 你呢?有沒有固定的對象 [01:45.80]-Nope. Wide open. -How is that possible? -沒有，正在等待機會 -怎么可能 [01:49.76]My high school boyfriend spoiled me for life. 因為我的高中男友把我寵壞了 [01:50.00]Right. Me and my AMC Pacer. -沒錯，我和我的“溜馬” -“溜馬”，老天 [01:54.04]Oh, the Pacer! Oh, man! [01:58.72]-l put our names down for a table. -Great. -我用我們的名字訂了位 -很好 [02:02.24]Look, earlier you said maybe you might have dinner plans. 但你說你晚餐可能有事 [02:05.60]Was that in case l turned out to be a.... 那是不是為了預防萬一我… [02:09.56]Yeah, maybe. 也許 [02:09.56]But my fictional plans fell through... 我的虛構計劃取消了 所以我現在有空 [02:13.04]so l'm available. [02:18.04]Miranda had no pIans that night... 米蘭達的新鄰居來訪 讓她覺得很興奮 [02:18.88]so she was thriIIed when her cute, new neighbor stopped by. [02:21.20]你好 [02:23.00]l didn't expect you home on a Saturday night. -你星期六晚上竟然在家 -照顧小孩 [02:25.28]Motherhood. [02:28.52]So what's my excuse? -早該想到 -我才將布萊迪哄睡 [02:30.12]l just got Brady to sleep. [02:32.04]-Now, do you sing to him? -Only if he's been bad. -你唱歌給他聽嗎 -只有在他不乖的時候 [02:39.28]Listen, l have these two courtside seats... 我有兩張下星期五 尼克隊慈善比賽場邊座位的票 [02:40.68]for the Knicks charity game at the Garden next Friday night. [02:44.48]-Would you want to go? -l would love to. -你想去看嗎 -當然 [02:45.76]Great. 好，我們到時候見 [02:50.60]-Great. l'll look for you there. -Okay. [02:50.60]好 [02:53.28]-Thanks so much. -Good night. -謝謝你 -晚安 [02:57.08]You, too. 晚安 [02:58.04]Miranda wasn't sure if it was a charity game or just charity. 米蘭達不確定那真是慈善活動 還是只是同情她 [03:06.40]l didn't even ask what you were doing in Connecticut. 我還沒問你在康州做什么 [03:07.80]Nothing, for a change. 沒什么，只是想轉換一下 [03:09.20]l spent the last decade working my ass off in Denver... 過去十年 我在丹佛工作得像狗一樣 [03:13.48]so l decided to take a month off. 因此我決定休一個月假 到海邊走走散心 [03:16.88]Spend some time at sea level. [03:18.36]So l've just been relaxing in the country, sorting through some things, you know. 我想趁機休息一下 整理一下思緒 [03:23.40]Sometimes you need to get away. 有時是需要離開原有的環(huán)境 [03:29.76]Sometimes you wonder why you stayed away so long. 但有時你會懷疑 為什么會離開這么久 [03:35.96]Well, this is my place. 這是我住的地方 [03:42.08]-lt's a nice place. -Yeah, l love it here. -很棒的地方 -我很喜歡這里 [03:48.04]l feel like l want to kiss you, but l.... 我想親吻你，但不知… [03:52.84]-l don't know what.... -l know. lt's very unclear. -我知道，情況有點曖昧 -這不是第一次約會 [03:57.04]l mean, this isn't a first date. We've already dated. [03:58.12]-我們以前約過會 -也接過吻 [03:58.92]-And we've kissed. -Many times. -無數次 -好幾小時 [04:00.28]-Hours. -We were in a lip-lock for most of 1982. 1982年時我們的嘴唇 幾乎是粘在一起 [04:06.84]So... 因此 [04:10.64]what's one more kiss? 再多吻一次又何妨 [04:16.52]You mean business. 你是認真的? [04:37.08]That's a lot better without the gearshift sticking up my ass. 沒有被排檔桿 頂住的感覺真好 [04:42.16]It was a romantic, hot summer night... 那是個浪漫的夏日夜晚 [04:46.60]foIIowed by a miserabIe, hot summer day... 在一個酷熱的炎夏之日 [04:49.100]which was the fourteenth miserabIe, hot summer day in a row. 那已經是連續(xù)第14天的 熱浪襲人 [04:53.80]-Samantha Jones. How are you? -Great, Phoebe. How are you? -莎曼珊瓊斯，你好嗎 -很好，菲碧，你呢 [05:01.32]Refreshed. We just dropped by the Soho House for a dip. 清爽無比 我們剛從索霍屋泡水出來 [05:03.32]l mean, what else can you possibly do in this heat... 在這么熱的天氣 還有什么比坐在泳池邊 [05:06.48]except sit by the pool and drink cocktails while they mist you with Evian. 邊喝雞尾酒 邊讓人噴礦泉水更舒服的事 [05:11.64]-lsn't it the best? -lt's fabulous. 沒錯，我要趕赴午餐 否則我也會去索霍屋 [05:13.68]l'm running to a lunch, otherwise l'd be up there myself. [05:17.20]Toodles. 再見 [05:19.92]There's a pool a block from my apartment and l can't get in. -竟然有我不能去的游泳池 -什么游泳池 [05:23.20]-What pool? -At the Soho House. 索霍屋，他們是會員制 我到現在還在等候名單上 [05:25.20]You have to be a member and l'm on a bullshit wait list. [05:28.48]-Don't they know who you are? -And, more importantly, who we are... -他們知道你是誰嗎 -更重要的是，我們是誰 [05:31.56]who need to be at the pool with you. 要和你一起去游泳的人 [05:34.12]You know, in high school, all you had to do was jump a fence... 高中的時候我們只要跳過圍墻 就可進入人家的泳池 [05:37.00]and you could be in somebody's pool. [05:40.08]Speaking of high school, l saw my high-school sweetheart... 說到高中 我見到了我的高中男友 [05:43.00]and l think l might like him. Again. 我想我可能又再度喜歡上他 這樣會不會很奇怪 [05:47.56]-ls that crazy? -No, l love this. 不，這樣很好 你可能重回高中男友的懷抱 [05:51.24]You could end up with your high-school boyfriend. [05:51.72]Okay, let's not jump the gun. 現在這么說還太早 但那是我最近最棒的一次約會 [05:55.24]lt was the best date l've had in a long time and l wasn't even thinking it was a date. [05:59.56]-When he kissed me good night-- -He kissed you good night? -當他跟我吻別時… -他跟你吻別? [06:02.84]對，我…覺得好極了 [06:03.48]lt was wild. 讓我回想起當年親吻他的心情 [06:06.12]Because l actually remembered what it felt like to kiss him. [06:10.12]lmagine if you slept with him. Talk about a homecoming. 以前跟他上床 還要擔心隨時有人回家 [06:12.12]No! -不，我們從沒做過 -為什么? [06:15.96]-We never went all the way. -Why not? [06:17.80]Because we were kids. We wanted to wait. 我們那時還小 我們想等長大一點 [06:19.48]And now, l think we've waited long enough. 現在 我想我們已經等得夠久了 [06:22.16]You're marrying him. -你要嫁給他 -還沒有 [06:24.52]Will you stop? He doesn't even live in New York. He lives in Denver. -他甚至不住在紐約 -搬家也沒什么，這真浪漫 [06:28.72]-People move. lt would be so romantic. -Or tragic. Seriously. [06:33.56]lf l had the guy in high school... 或是悲慘，老實說 如果我在高中就找到他了 [06:34.80]what have l been doing for the past 20 years? 那過去20年來我在干什么 [06:37.84]Why did you two break up? -你們?yōu)楹畏质?-是我提出的 [06:38.24]l broke up because l thought, ''There must be better guys out there.'' 我還以為會遇到更好的男人 結果并沒有 [06:43.80]Turns out, there aren't. [06:47.20]That night I started thinking about my retro reIationship. 我開始考慮這段回春的關系 [06:50.40]Since high schooI, most women I know... 高中以后 女人的品味提升許多 [06:53.08]have acquired much better taste in cIothes, hairstyIes, and food. [06:53.36]無論是在衣服、發(fā)型或食物 但對男人的品味? [06:56.32]But what about in men? [07:02.80]Maybe we were better off when we thought Iess and kissed more. 如果當時我們不要想太多 只要隨心所欲反而更好 [07:06.08]Have we graduated past our abiIity to find true Iove? 我們畢業(yè)后 尋找真愛的能力真的提升了嗎 [07:09.44]When it comes to matters of the heart, did we have it right in high schooI? 當說到內心的感覺 [07:13.84]我們在高中時 就已經有正確選擇了嗎 [07:17.20]Samantha was too cooI to beIong to any cIubs in high schooI... 莎曼珊在高中時 不屑加入任何社團 [07:21.92]so she refused to beIieve that any cIub was too cooI for her now. 因此她不相信 竟然有地方會不讓她加入 [07:23.56]EspeciaIIy since New York in August is not cooI at aII. [07:29.24]-May l help you? -l hope so. -能為你效勞嗎 -我為什么還不能入會 [07:30.56]l'd like to know what's holding up my membership. [07:32.12]l've been on the wait list since June. -我從六月份就開始排了 -我們無法加收新會員 [07:34.80]Yes, l'm sorry, but we are not currently admitting any new members. [07:38.72]The pool is so fabulous, we're at capacity every day. 游泳池太棒了 現在每天都客滿 [07:44.96]-Do you know who l am? -No, l don't. -你知道我是誰嗎 -對不起，我不知道 [07:47.96]But we can't accommodate you right now. 但我們現在無法推薦你入會 [07:50.20]Can l at least use the restroom before l go, or is there a wait list for that as well? 我能借用一下化妝室 還是那也需要排隊等候? [07:56.36]Down the corridor on your left, the door marked ''WC.'' 穿過走廊在左手邊 門上有洗手間標示 [08:08.12]Miss, did you leave your card on the sink? 小姐 你是否將卡掉在水槽里了 [08:11.88]Oh, yes. Yes, l did. Thank you so much. 對，沒錯，謝謝你 [08:15.48]Since they didn't seem to know who she was at the Soho House... 既然他們不知道她是誰 [08:20.76]she figured she couId be AnnabeIIe Bronstein. 她想她應該可以成為 安娜貝爾布朗斯汀 [08:29.80]The next day, Samantha tested the waters with her fake ID. 第二天莎曼珊以他人的名義 在游泳池好好地享受了一番 [08:36.08]Excuse me, can l get you something to drink, Miss Bronstein? 布朗斯汀小姐 你想喝點什么嗎 [08:40.24]Yes, but l'll just pay cash. 好，但我要付現金 [08:44.92]And please, call me Annabelle. 麻煩你…叫我安娜貝爾就好 [08:50.88]MeanwhiIe, a fight was about to break out in the cafeteria. 在此同時，一場戰(zhàn)爭即將引爆 [08:52.12]But this time, Cafeteria was a trendy restaurant in CheIsea. 在切爾西一家時尚的餐廳 [08:60.60]-Thank you. -God, l hate him. -謝謝你 -老天，我恨他 [09:04.60]Come on, we're going over there. -我們過去那里 -為什么 [09:06.88]-Why? -Because you're in a tank top. 因為你穿汗衫 [09:08.44]Really. [09:08.72]-Hi. -Oh, hi. -你好 -你好 [09:11.64]You're here. What a small world. -世界還真小 -因為你只能在這里混 [09:14.44]That's Chelsea for you. Can't swing a dick without running into someone you know. 走到哪里都會遇到熟人 [09:19.48]We'd love to stay and chat, but we have to go get our tuxes for the prom. 我們很想聊聊 但我們要去挑舞會的禮服 [09:24.96]Did you say ''the prom''? 舞會? [09:25.52]Yes, it's a big fundraiser at the gay-lesbian-bi-transgender center. 在同志友好中心 舉辦的募款活動 [09:31.52]-l'm on the decorations committee. -What's the theme, ''Queer and Queerer''? 我是布置組成員 [09:34.60]主題是什么?傷風敗俗嗎? [09:37.16]l have the best memories of my prom. l was the prom queen. 我對舞會的印象很好 我曾是舞會女王 [09:40.36]Of course you were, darling. 你當然是 [09:43.16]-l missed my prom in high school because-- -You were gay. 我懷念高中時的舞會，因為… [09:45.24]你是同性戀 [09:48.52]No. My girlfriend and l broke up the night before because-- 我和女朋友 在前一天晚上分手因為… [09:51.48]You were gay. -你是同性戀 -不，我不是同性戀直到… [09:54.68]-No, l wasn't gay until-- -You were born. [09:54.88]-你出生那一刻? -算了 [09:58.04]Never mind. Goodbye, Charlotte. 再見，夏綠蒂 [10:01.64]-Bye. -Bye, Marcus. -再見 -再見，馬可斯 [10:08.00]Those two should be going to the gay-lesbian-and-prostitute prom. 他們應去同志性交舞會 [10:13.76]-Be nice. -What? -別這樣 -怎么了 [10:13.28]l happen to know that Marcus used to be a gay escort. 我知道 馬可斯以前做過同志伴游 [10:17.76]-He was not. -Honey, wake up and smell the K-Y. -他沒有 -親愛的，別傻了 [10:21.12]l was flipping through a vintage issue of Honcho. 我看過他在過期的 “漢草”雜志上登的廣告 [10:24.72]l saw his ad in the Rauncho section. He called himself Paul. [10:27.00]他自稱為保羅 是我所聽過最爛的騙子化名 [10:27.56]Worst hustler name l ever heard. [10:31.68]He and Stanford are in love. 他和史丹佛兩人很相愛 [10:33.72]Well, according to Honcho, he used to be in love all over town. 從“漢草”上看來 他愛整個鎮(zhèn)的男人 [10:35.00]-You are mistaken. -There's a picture. l'll send you the ad. -你一定看錯人了 -有照片為證，我拿給你看 [10:40.68]-l don't want to see it. -l'm sending it, prom queen. -我不想看 -我會拿給你看，侍者很正 [10:42.60]-What can l get you? -Cute waiter. [10:47.68]l wish l didn't know this. 真希望我不知道這件事 [10:55.52]Do you think Stanford knows? -你想史丹佛知道嗎 -不，我們不該在這里討論它 [10:56.60]Probably not, so maybe we shouldn't talk about it in Madison Square Garden. [11:01.24]l don't think that these people know those people. 我不認為這個圈子的人 會認識那個圈子的人 [11:09.84]-Look at how cute he is. -He is gorgeous. -看他多帥 -他的確很不錯 [11:17.36]He looked at me. Did you see him look at me? -你看到他正在看我嗎 -他非常喜歡你 [11:19.48]-He totally likes you. -You think? [11:19.56]Look at these seats. -看我們的座位就知道 -沒錯 [11:23.24]You're right. These seats are too good to be casual. 這些座位可不是隨便拿得到的 [11:25.32]時間到 [11:27.100]Ladies and gentIemen, pIease weIcome the Knicks City Dancers. 各位女士、先生 歡迎尼克城市舞者進場 [11:33.76]Did l ever tell you l was a cheerleader? -我告訴過你我曾是啦啦隊長 -沒有，你明知道我會取笑你 [11:36.40]No, because you knew l would mock you endlessly. [12:04.48]Did you used to do that? 你們以前都這么做嗎 [12:05.96]No, we just did some herkies and some kicks. 沒有 我們只做一些踢腿的動作 [12:22.80]-What is she doing? -The blonde one in front? -她在做什么 -金發(fā)的那位嗎? [12:36.12]-She's flirting with your boyfriend. -He's not my boyfriend. -她在挑逗你男朋友 -他不是我男朋友 [12:41.88]What is she, like, 21? 她多大?21歲? [12:46.04]It was Friday night, it was the big game... 現在是星期五晚上 比賽正激烈地進行 [12:47.16]and Miranda was jeaIous of a cheerIeader. 米蘭達正忌妒著一位啦啦隊長 [12:52.52]Two hours Iater, the game ended and Miranda feIt Iike the Ioser. 兩個小時后比賽結束 米蘭達自覺像個失敗者 [12:58.76]Okay, let's just go. -我們走吧 -你要過去跟他說個話 [12:59.44]No, you have to go over there and talk to him. [13:03.44]-He's talking to her. -You are better than her. -他正在和她說話 -你比她好 [13:06.84]Go on. You can do it. -去吧，你一定能辦到 -你會替我加油嗎 [13:07.60]-Are you gonna do a herkie now? -Just you go over there and flirt a little bit. [13:09.60]你也過去和他調一下情 [13:15.96]Go. Go. 去，快去 [13:18.44]The Knicks and Madison Square Garden thank you for coming. [13:20.24]Have a safe trip home. 算了，我認輸 [13:22.32]That's it. l'm out. [13:25.08]MeanwhiIe, I invited Jeremy to come over and watch a movie... 在此同時 我邀請杰瑞米過來“看電影” [13:30.88]which in high schooI was code for, ''Come over and make out. '' 在高中時這是“纏綿”的代稱 [13:32.56]And happiIy, it stiII was. 幸好這代稱現在仍舊適用 [13:36.16]l've gotta run. Last train leaves in half an hour. 我要走了 最后一班車再半個小時要開 [13:41.92]l think you should stay. 你可以留下來 我們應該可以更進一步 [13:43.32]l think we should go all the way. [13:45.60]-All the way? -We never did. -更進一步 -我們以前沒做，但現在可以 [13:47.100]And now we can, and your mother won't walk in with her laundry and her TaB. 你媽也不會突然闖進來 [13:53.76]That's true. 是沒錯 但有些事我必須向你坦白 [13:58.20]Carrie, l need to be honest with you about something. [14:01.48]That's the worst thing you can hear from someone you reaIIy Iike. 這是你最不想 從喜歡的人口中聽到的話 [14:04.08]l'm not really just taking time off. 我并不是真的在休假 我是… [14:09.32]l'm sort of in a... 我現在住在一個… [14:13.04]mental institution. 精神治療中心 [14:16.12]No, actuaIIy, that's the worst thing you can hear. 事實上 這才是最不想聽到的話 [14:19.36]l wanted a man who would commit, not a man who was committed. 我希望找能托付終身的男人 而不是被關進精神病院的男人 [14:23.08]Apparently, we have to be more specific. 我們還是謹慎一點比較好 [14:25.92]-But how is he able to see you? -Did he escape? -他怎么能出來見你 -他逃出來的嗎 [14:29.24]No, he's voluntary. 不是，他可以自由行動 那不是真的精神病院 [14:32.08]He says it's not really a mental institution... [14:36.48]it's a therapeutic community. -那是個治療團體 -哪一個? [14:38.56]-Which one? -Juno-Spears. -朱諾史畢爾 -那間不錯，我有客戶在那 [14:40.04]That's supposed to be a good one. l've had clients go there. [14:42.36]Really? Why haven't we heard about that? -我們怎么不知道 -我有保密的義務 [14:43.72]Because l'm good at my job. No one wants to admit they're in a loony bin. -沒人會想承認這種事 -尤其在第一次約會 [14:48.72]-On a first date. -lt's all humiliating. [14:52.00]Think about what we have to go through to date. 真丟人 試想我們歷經了多少事 [14:52.48]l am 38, and l am competing with a cheerleader. 我現年38歲 還要跟一個啦啦隊長爭 [14:58.56]And even when you get the guy, you never know what fun surprise might be revealed. 不知道還會爆發(fā)什么驚人事件 [15:02.44]Let me tell you something, ladies. 讓我告訴你們 [15:04.00]ln a good relationship, there are no surprises. 一段好的關系 是不該有任何隱瞞的 [15:06.68]l know everything about Marcus, and Marcus knows everything about me. 我知道馬可斯所有的事 他也知道我所有的事 [15:17.56]l don't think he knows everything. -我不認為他知道所有的事 -怎么了 [15:20.44]What? [15:24.20]What? 怎么了? [15:26.68]CharIotte, Iike aII girIs, Iearned at an earIy age... 夏綠蒂很早就知道 [15:29.16]that the onIy way to get rid of information you don't want to have... 唯一能去除垃圾資訊的方法 就是把它傳出去 [15:31.28]is to pass it on. [15:34.92]Oh, my God! ls this real? 老天，這是真的嗎 [15:36.44]Anthony found it in an old issue of Honcho magazine. 安東尼在過期的 “漢草”雜志上看到的 [15:40.08]Let me see that. 讓我看看 [15:42.60]Oh, my! ls that Marcus? 老天，那真是馬可斯? [15:47.64]-What is that? -Nothing. -那是什么? -沒什么 [15:51.84]Okay, hand it over. 拿出來 [15:54.12]Okay, hand it over. 拿出來 [16:02.16]Where did this come from? 這是從哪里來的 [16:07.84]Someone better tell me where this came from right now. l'm not kidding. 快告訴我，我可不是開玩笑 [16:10.12]-l got it from Carrie. -l got it from Miranda. -凱莉給我的 -米蘭達 [16:11.68]-l got it from Charlotte. -l got it from Anthony... -夏綠蒂 -安東尼 [16:15.52]but l told him you and Marcus were very much in love. 但我告訴過他 你和馬可斯很相愛 [16:17.08]CharIotte was stiII a cheerIeader for Iove. 夏綠蒂仍是愛情啦啦隊長 [16:19.16]But Iike the Knicks, her team was having a bad season. 但她的隊伍 本季的表現并不好 [16:24.72]Well, you think you know somebody.... [16:25.52]你還以為你很了解某人… [16:30.20]Excuse me, which one of you is Annabelle Bronstein? 抱歉 請問哪位是安娜貝爾布朗斯汀 [16:34.76]-l am. -Well, that's impossible. -我就是 -不可能 [16:37.08]Miss Bronstein is in London for the week. 布朗斯汀小姐本周人在倫敦 [16:38.76]No, l am Annabelle Bronstein. 不，我就是安娜貝爾布朗斯汀 [16:45.32]And she's British. 她是英國人 [16:46.08]As l was saying, dear sir... 我剛說過，先生 我是安娜貝爾布朗斯汀 [16:48.96]l am Annabelle Bronstein. [16:53.36]l'm fairly certain you're not Annabelle. l've spoken to her on the phone. 我確定你不是 我已經和她通過電話 [16:56.76]l am absolutely Annabelle Bronstein... 我絕對是安娜貝爾布朗斯汀 [16:60.32]and l do not pay $900 annually... 我一年花了900美元 卻得到這種待遇 [17:03.20]to be treated like this. [17:06.60]Now, ring round the waiter and have him tally up the drinks. 快叫侍者過來幫我們補充飲料 [17:11.24]-What's with the accent? -She's got a case of the Madonnas. -那口音是怎么回事 -她是千面女郎 [17:15.16]l'm sorry, but l know for a fact that Annabelle lost her card. 很抱歉，但我知道 安娜貝爾遺失了會員卡 [17:19.12]Yes, l thought l did... 沒錯，我以為我掉了 結果發(fā)現它在電視機上 [17:22.20]but it was on top of the telly. [17:26.20]And Miss Bronstein is from Sussex, as am l... 布朗斯汀小姐 跟我一樣來自索塞克斯 [17:30.24]and l'd venture to guess that you are not, in fact, from the UK. 我大膽猜測 你應該不是來自英國 [17:34.24]That's true. 沒錯，我是在印度長大 [17:36.80]l was raised in lnja. [17:40.16]On any given day, there are a Iot of versions of ''crazy'' right here in New York. 在紐約，每天都可能 發(fā)生許多瘋狂的事 [17:43.84]Today, AnnabeIIe Bronstein had muItipIe personaIities... 而今天，安娜貝爾布朗斯汀 就有了多重人格 [17:49.44]and at Ieast two accents. 以及兩種以上的口音 [17:51.00]Hey, Hobbes. Where did you disappear to after the game? 霍布斯 你怎么球賽后就消失了 [17:58.36]l was gonna thank you, but you were talking to that girl. 我本來要過去向你致謝 但你正和那個女孩在談話 [18:02.64]-What girl? -Some cheerleader. -哪個女孩 -那個啦啦隊長 [18:08.92]-Do you like her? -No. -你喜歡她嗎 -不 [18:11.68]l like someone else. 我另有心上人 [18:16.36]You. 就是你 [18:18.16]This cheered Miranda up immediateIy. 這讓米蘭達喜出望外 [18:19.96]Now, see, how would l know that? 我怎么知道 [18:22.80]Well.... 那 [18:28.48]Would it be any clearer... 如果我這么做的話 [18:30.36]if l did this? 你會明白嗎 [18:43.52]-Hi, Mrs. McCaffrey. -Hello, Mrs. McCaffrey. -你好，麥卡弗瑞太太 -你好，麥卡弗瑞太太 [18:49.96]l wanted you to have these. Marbles. 我想請你留著這彈珠(理智) 免得我又再弄丟 [18:52.64]ln case l lose any more of mine, l want to know where l can find a stash. -至少我知道哪里可找到它們 -要進來嗎 [18:58.20]-How are you? Do you want to come in? -She asked with trepidation. [18:59.52]-你語帶驚恐 -才沒有，你這樣做很好 [19:01.28]No, l think it's great what you're doing-- [19:03.00]l know l probably threw you for a loop the other day, but.... 我知道我那天嚇著你了，但… [19:05.04]l should probably just come right out and say something about this, but l.... 我當時應該把話說清楚 [19:10.24]Truth is, l haven't worked out my rap on it yet. 但我還沒辦法討論它 [19:14.80]-Well, it's a tough thing to slip in. -Yeah, it is. -這件事很難啟齒 -我知道 [19:17.08]''Hi, l might be crazy. Would you like to share an appetizer?'' 你好，我可能是瘋子 想不想跟我吃個飯? [19:22.48]The thing is, l think l made it sound worse than it is. 我想我越描越黑了 [19:24.36]lf you saw Juno-Spears, you'd see it's not a cuckoo's nest. 朱諾史畢爾并不是瘋人院 [19:29.56]lt's more like Canyon Ranch for the brain. 比較像是為大腦所設的 峽谷農場健康度假中心 [19:31.84]-Do they have pilates? -They do have pilates. -他們也有彼拉特斯運動 -他們有彼拉特斯運動 [19:37.36]l don't want to lie to you. l am going through some pretty heavy stuff. 我不想騙你 我正在接受一些吃重的治療 [19:40.04]l mean, soul-searching, really. 亦即心靈探索 [19:42.44]Trying to figure out why... 試圖了解為什么有些事 我比別人更難克服 [19:46.20]some things seem to be harder for me than they are for other people. [19:51.12]l think my family has something to do with it. 那和我的家庭有關 總是能怪罪父母，對不對 [19:53.08]-lt's good to blame the parents, right? -Right. [19:55.16]So l figured l could spend the next five years in therapy... -沒錯 -我可以花五年時間接受治療 [19:57.64]or spend the next month and deal with it intensively right now. 或是現在接受密集治療 這樣比較有效率 [20:01.16]lt's just more efficient. -你的進展很好 -我的醫(yī)生也這么說 [20:03.12]-You make a very good case. -That's what my doctors say. [20:08.00]Well, that's it. Ta-da! 就是這樣，我是來解釋清楚的 [20:09.48]l just wanted to explain myself so that... [20:12.04]l didn't become known eternally as that nut case you dated back in high school. 這樣我就不會成為 “你在高中時交往過的瘋子” [20:19.52]How about ''my high-school boyfriend who was the best kisser ever''? “我的高中男友 最棒的接吻高手”如何? [20:22.44]l could live with that. 可以接受，你也很不錯 [20:24.32]You're not bad yourself, either, you know. [20:28.40]That night we went aII the way. And we weren't the onIy ones. 當晚，我們的關系更進一步 而我們也不是唯一的一對 [20:42.80]The next afternoon, my other crazy boyfriend stopped by. 第二天下午 我的另一位瘋狂男友造訪 [20:46.44]lt's true. Marcus was a gay escort. 是真的，馬可斯做過同志伴游 [20:48.72]-But he's been off the market since 1992. -So you talked about it? 但他1992年以后就洗手不干了 [20:53.60]Yes, and he says he did it just to put himself through dance classes. -你們談過了 -對 [20:54.84]他說那是為了支付 舞蹈課的學費 [20:58.20]-But if that's true, then why keep it a secret? -Maybe he was embarrassed. 既然如此為何不早說? [21:01.08]-或許他羞于啟齒 -對 [21:03.64]Yes, but it's not the escort thing... 問題不是出在伴游 而是他的刻意隱瞞讓我不舒服 [21:07.32]but the secret thing that's bothering me. l was the last to know. [21:07.24]我最后一個知情 [21:10.64]l don't want to hear the truth from some bitchy queen with back issues of Honcho. 我不想從一個低俗皇后的 過期雜志中得知此事 [21:16.08]So... 因此，我們分手了 [21:16.28]we broke up. -史丹佛，真的嗎 -對 [21:18.08]-Stanny, really? -Yes. [21:23.04]And right before the prom. 就在舞會前夕 [21:24.16]And l still have to go, because l'm on the decorations committee. 但我還是要去 因為我是工作人員之一 [21:27.72]And l have no date. Again. 我這次又沒有舞伴了 [21:31.92]-When is it? -Tomorrow night. -舞會是什么時候 -明天晚上 [21:33.60]Will you please go with me? 你能不能跟我一起去 [21:37.88]l can't. l have to visit my boyfriend at the asylum. 我要去療養(yǎng)院探視我的男友 [21:41.84]Of course you do. -你當然要去 -他想讓我看看那個地方 [21:42.12]He wants me to see the place for myself. lt's supposed to be like Canyon Ranch. [21:44.92]就像是個 峽谷農場健康度假中心 [21:47.48]-Honey. -l know. -親愛的… -我知道，但我喜歡他 [21:49.12]-But l like him. -You'd have to. -你一定是 -還能說什么 [21:52.76]Who are we to say, he's got issues, he's getting help? [21:53.88]Usually, that's considered a good thing. lt's New York. Everybody's insane. 他正接受協(xié)助，那是件好事 何況在紐約，大家都是瘋子 [21:57.56]-You slept with him, didn't you? -Yes. -你還沒和他上床吧 -我有 [22:03.92]That's where the problems begin. 那就是問題的開始 [22:03.60]You sleep with someone, you start rationalizing away all the red flags. 只要你一跟他上床 所有的警訊就被拋在一邊 [22:09.48]At least he was honest about it. -至少他坦誠這件事 -沒錯，不像保羅 [22:11.64]Yes, unlike Paul. [22:26.96]ApparentIy, the Juno-Spears Center was harder than the Soho House to get into. 朱諾史畢爾中心 比索霍屋更難進去 [22:32.40]Or out of. 或出來 [22:35.80](布雷蕭) [22:40.08]Even as a visitor, I couId see how this was a very reIaxing pIace to get away to. 即使只是訪客也可以看出 這里是個避靜的好地方 [22:49.72]lt's kind of nice, huh? 這里很不錯 到處都有健行步道 [22:50.92]There are great hiking trails all around here. [22:53.92]-Maybe later we can do a hike. -l don't really hike. -或許待會我們可以試試 -我不太健行 [22:57.00]Neither do l. But l will fill you in on something l discovered. 我也一樣 但我會告訴你我的發(fā)現 [23:02.36]Hiking is walking. -健行其實就是散步 -真的? [23:04.92]-Really? -Yes, hiking is walking. 我開始在想 [23:07.92]I started to think maybe the Juno-Spears Center... [23:08.60]shouId be mandatory for New Yorkers. 應該強制紐約客到這地方來 [23:11.12]Like the Hamptons or Fire IsIand. 就像漢普頓或火燒島 [23:13.80]Feces! 大便… [23:17.28]-抓住他 -大便 [23:26.40]l guess that doesn't happen very often at Canyon Ranch. 我猜峽谷農場 應該不太會發(fā)生那種事 [23:29.20]l've never been. lt might. 我沒去過，說不定有 [23:31.80]Who am l kidding? This is a full-on psychiatric facility. 我還想騙誰 這里是住滿精神病人的收容所 [23:37.76]With pilates. 但有彼拉特斯運動 [23:40.20]-You're definitely the sanest person here. -Thank you. 你是這里最清醒的人 [23:44.40]That's like being the best house on a bad block. 就像是貧民區(qū)里的高級住宅 [23:44.32]People would advise you against buying it. 但別人還是會勸你不要買 [23:50.16]Maybe it wasn't the wisest thing to start something while l was still in here. 也許當我還在這里的時候 我們之間不該重新開始 [23:54.76]Maybe when l get out... 也許過個八到十個月 等我出去以后… [23:57.44]in eight to ten months.... [24:01.92]Eight to ten months? 八到十個月? [24:02.00]My doctor still thinks l have a lot of work to do. 我的醫(yī)生認為我還有待努力 [24:07.24]To be honest with you, l'm comfortable here. l kind of like it. 老實說，我喜歡這里 覺得很自在 [24:10.64]l like that everybody's craziness is out in the open. 我喜歡大家都將瘋狂表露在外 [24:18.60]-我不介意和你約會 -我也喜歡再和你約會 [24:21.80]-l loved seeing you. -l loved seeing you again. [24:26.24]But l understand. 但我了解 我們現在的處境不同 [24:28.24]We're just in very different places right now. [24:34.68]IronicaIIy, it was the sanest breakup I ever had. 諷刺的是 這是我最理智的一次分手 [24:39.68]And now, the Queen and Queen of our prom... 現在 讓我們歡迎舞會中的兩位女王 [24:44.16]Carrie Bradshaw and Stanford BIatch. 凱莉布雷蕭和史丹佛巴勒奇 [24:54.16]-Oh, my God! l love this song. -Me, too. -老天，我好愛這首歌 -我也是 [24:58.24]Thank you very much. -謝謝你 -謝謝 [25:15.76]This is my best prom ever. Thank you for coming. 這是我最好的一次舞會 謝謝你陪我來 [25:18.52]Believe me, l'm glad to be back with the normal people. 相信我 我很高興能回來和正常人一起 [25:24.80]You know the craziest thing of all? 你知道最瘋狂的是什么嗎 [25:25.80]l somehow thought that after everything l've been through... 我甚至曾想過 在經歷了這么多事之后 [25:31.56]l might end up with my high-school boyfriend. 我最后可能會 回頭和我的高中男友在一起 [25:36.72]l don't think my story's going to get tied up like that. 我不認為 我的故事會有這種結局 [25:38.64]-Your boyfriend might get tied up. -And taken away. -他可能會被綁住 -并被帶走 [25:40.80]Okay, no more jokes. l might be dating him in eight to ten months. 別開玩笑了，說不定 八至十個月后我還會跟他約會 [25:47.56]May l cut in? 我能不能加入 [25:49.56]No, thank you. l already have an escort. 不行，我已經有伴了 [25:57.88]Honey, l didn't tell you because it's part of my past. 我沒有告訴你是因為 那已經過去了 [26:01.16]lt's not who l am anymore. 和現在我的毫無關系 當時的我真的很亂 [26:01.60]l was really messed up back then, but l've got it together now. [26:05.08]但現在的我已經不同 [26:07.44]And it's prom night. We have to have a dance. 今天是舞會之夜 我們一定要跳支舞 [26:15.92]Why don't l get some punch? 我想去喝點東西 [26:26.52]Just tell me one thing. 我只想知道一件事 [26:28.24]Did you ever, ever sleep with that little bitchy pine nut, Anthony? 你是不是曾和 安東尼那個小賤人上過床 [26:31.60]No. God, no. 當然沒有 [26:58.72]So, maybe it won't Iook the way you thought it wouId Iook in high schooI. 也許這和 你在高中時的想法有些出入 [27:02.20]But it's good to remember Iove is possibIe. 但愛情是有可能降臨的 [27:09.36]Anything is possibIe. This is New York. 畢竟這里是紐約 什么事都有可能發(fā)生

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