[00:00.00] 12.08.02 08:49:46
[00:02.00]聽美劇學(xué)英語(MP3+LRC)
[00:11.56]欲望城市
[00:36.20](性愛專家凱莉布雷蕭 并且勇于發(fā)問)
[00:44.36]“肉麻元素”
[00:52.72]In autumn, New Yorkers treat every nice day... 在秋天紐約客 盡情享受每一個(gè)好天氣
[00:56.00]as if it couId be their Iast.
[00:60.96]l'll have another if you will. What do you say? -如果可以的話我要再來一杯 -你會(huì)把我?guī)?/p>
[01:02.08]You're a bad influence.
[01:02.64]l waited and waited. -我等了好久 -你說過在地鐵站會(huì)合
[01:05.36]You said to meet you at the subway.
[01:06.96]l was at the subway. l was at the foot of the stairs. 我在地鐵站樓梯下面等你
[01:08.64]You was at the subway? You was in the subway. 你在地鐵站外面? 你跑到地鐵站里面了
[01:11.68]You don't know how to give directions.... 你連路都說不清楚
[01:14.60]-That's gonna be us in 30 years. -Please don't say that. -那是30年后的我們 -拜托你別那么說
[01:16.80]l'm kidding, that could never be us. -開玩笑的,我們不會(huì)那樣 -我們已經(jīng)那樣了,記得嗎?
[01:18.68]That already was us, remember?
[01:20.44]But that was then. 但那是以前的事
[01:24.64]So for the future, l don't want to become that. 未來我不想變成那樣
[01:28.12]l don't want you to worry about becoming that. 別擔(dān)心你會(huì)變成那樣
[01:30.48]Okay, l won't. 我不會(huì)擔(dān)心的 我們還不喜歡哪些事呢?
[01:33.20]-Anything else we don't want? -Yeah. 我不要你付啤酒錢 我是認(rèn)真的
[01:36.44]l don't want you paying for these beers.
[01:36.64]l'm serious.
[01:38.24]Your turn. -現(xiàn)在輪到你了 -好吧
[01:40.04]Okay.
[01:42.92]l don't want to become your mother. -我不想當(dāng)你的老媽子 -說得好
[01:45.20]That's a good one.
[01:45.08]l don't want to slack off like l used to. -我不要像以前那么懶 -我不要那么暴躁
[01:48.00]l don't want to be so moody. This is fun.
[01:52.08]l don't want to lose you again. -這真的很有趣 -我再也不想失去你
[01:54.76]Even if l screw up all the other stuff, that's the one that matters. 即使我搞砸了別的事 這是最重要的
[01:57.20]l don't want to lose you either. 我也不想失去你
[02:04.28]Will you marry me? 你愿意娶我嗎?
[02:08.68]Are you serious? 你是認(rèn)真的嗎?
[02:12.36]Yes. 對(duì),你愿意嗎?
[02:13.16]Will you?
[02:15.32]Hell, yeah! 當(dāng)然愿意
[02:17.32]Some coupIes have to say their ''I don't's''... 有些伴侶得說出 他們不喜歡的事
[02:20.80]before they can ever imagine saying their ''I do's. '' 才能說出“我愿意”
[02:29.56]Eighy bIocks and a worId away... 在八十條街外的另一個(gè)世界
[02:33.72]I was enjoying a different kind of happy hour. 我在亞力山大佩特洛夫斯基家 享受完全不同的快樂時(shí)光
[02:35.80]At AIeksandr Petrovsky's.
[02:39.00]That's pretty. What is that? 好美,那是什么曲子?
[02:43.84]草莓
[02:53.52]This little tune l have made up for you. 這是我?guī)湍銓懙那?/p>
[02:56.80]What? 什么?不可能
[02:60.36]-No, you didn't. -Yes, l did. 那是真的
[03:04.76]Which means woman with luminous, shining... 意思是“有雙明眸的女人”
[03:09.48]sparkling eyes.
[03:23.40]That is the cheesiest thing l have ever heard in my life. 這是我一輩子聽過最老套的話
[03:27.52]lck. 我知道,我根本不敢看你們 我覺得很不好意思
[03:28.92]l know. l can't even look at you all, l'm so embarrassed.
[03:33.88]lt all sounds very old-world to me. 我覺得很古典 就跟18世紀(jì)的俄國一樣
[03:34.24]Very 18th century Russia.
[03:35.44]And l live in New York City, circa now. 現(xiàn)在我住在紐約 在地鐵里有人讓坐就很浪漫了
[03:40.24]l think it's romantic if someone offers me a seat on the subway.
[03:43.80]That is romantic. 那真的很浪漫
[03:44.48]We are just starved for real romance, and that is the sad truth. 我們渴望真的浪漫 那是個(gè)悲傷的事實(shí)
[03:48.76]l'm not starved. Smith is in L.A. for the week... 我才不渴望,史密斯在洛杉磯 他每晚打電話給我
[03:50.56]and he calls me every night before he goes to sleep.
[03:54.44]Phone sex doesn't count. -電話性愛不算數(shù) -我會(huì)邊做邊喝酒
[03:54.32]l'm drinking a glass of wine while we do it.
[03:56.72]l want to hear more about the romance. What else did he do? 我想多聽些浪漫故事 他還做了什么?
[04:02.08]There was one more thing. 還有一件事
[04:04.20]But if l tell you, it'll be the ''lck'' heard around the world. 但如果我告訴你們 那會(huì)成為全世界最老套的事
[04:06.76]lt will not. 才不會(huì)
[04:07.96]You know the song he wrote for me? -他幫我寫了一首曲子 -對(duì),惡心
[04:11.96]Yeah, ick.
[04:11.84]lt had a name. 它有個(gè)名字
[04:15.92]法文是…
[04:20.40]The woman with eyes that.... “有雙明眸的…”
[04:22.48]Sparkle. “女人”
[04:24.28]-What's French for ''lck''? -''Eek.'' 法文的惡心要怎么說?
[04:28.32]And l swear, while he was playing it, l floated up out of my body... 他彈琴時(shí)我的靈魂出竅 俯瞰著自己
[04:30.00]and l was on the ceiling, looking down at myself, thinking:
[04:34.40]''Come on.'' 心想“少來了”
[04:37.68]He was just expressing genuine emotion in an old-fashioned way. 他用古老的方式 表達(dá)自己的情感
[04:39.04]But it's not genuine, it's pure show. 那一點(diǎn)都不動(dòng)人,只是在表演 我受不了做作的行為
[04:41.44]l can't stand all that artificial hoo-hah.
[04:44.100]That's why l proposed to Steve over $3 beers. 所以我用一杯三塊的啤酒 跟史蒂夫求婚
[04:51.80]You proposed? -你跟他求婚? -你要他娶你?
[04:53.68]You proposed marriage?
[04:56.08]Okay. Everybody, stop. 大伙們,別說了 那不是什么大事
[04:57.84]lt's not a big deal, l am not engaged... 我沒有訂婚 我不希望有鋪張的婚禮
[04:59.24]l'm not doing the big circus wedding.
[05:02.04]There will be no white dress or bridesmaids, or posed pictures. 我不要婚紗、伴娘跟婚紗照 我討厭那些東西
[05:06.40]l hate all that shit.
[05:09.20]That's your choice. Every bride has to find her own style. 那是你的選擇 每個(gè)新娘的風(fēng)格都不一樣
[05:13.04]When is it gonna be? 婚期是什么時(shí)候?
[05:13.44]As soon as l find some place that doesn't make me hurl. 我得先找到 不會(huì)讓我破口大罵的地方
[05:18.52]lt's just going to be a simple, nothing thing. l don't even care about the wedding.
[05:19.60]我甚至不在乎婚禮 我只想跟史蒂夫在一起
[05:21.68]l just want to be with Steve.
[05:24.08]This is exactly what l don't want. -米蘭達(dá) -我就是不要你們這樣
[05:27.68]No tears. -別哭了 -我的天啊
[05:29.48]Oh, my God.
[05:29.36]l can't believe it. -我不敢相信 -你們嚇壞我了
[05:31.96]That's it, you're all freaking me out.
[05:35.44]Samantha, l expected more from you. 莎曼珊,我以為你不會(huì)這樣
[05:43.60]He just felt inspired to write her a song... 他得到靈感為她寫了一首歌 還彈給她聽
[05:46.08]and then he played it for her.
[05:46.48]lsn't that the most romantic thing you've ever heard? -那真的很浪漫吧? -還不錯(cuò)
[05:49.76]Not bad. l used to play clarinet when l was little.
[05:50.04]-我小時(shí)候會(huì)吹豎笛 -好好吃,來一口吧
[05:54.12]This is so good, you have to have some.
[05:55.60]Doesn't that taste like real butter pecan? 吃起來很像 真的奶油山核桃吧?
[05:58.48]lf that's what we're playing, sure. 如果我們得這么玩 好吧,我可以假裝它是真的
[06:01.84]l can pretend this whipped flavored air is the real thing.
[06:06.64]lt's like something out of a Victorian novel. People just don't do those things anymore. 真好吃
[06:05.64]那像是維多利亞時(shí)代的小說 現(xiàn)在的人不會(huì)再那么做
[06:09.40]l can be romantic, too, you know. -我也可以很浪漫 -甜心,我知道你可以
[06:11.92]Honey, l know you can.
[06:15.68]l think it's romantic that you walk me to Tasti D-Lite every night. 你陪我走到吃吃看餐廳 就已經(jīng)夠浪漫了
[06:19.76]Don't humor me. 別逗我笑,我知道什么是浪漫 不是只有外國人才會(huì)那么做
[06:19.76]l know how to do romance right. lt's not just for foo-foo foreigners.
[06:25.76]ln fact, l am gonna take you out for a real romantic night on the town. 事實(shí)上我要帶你到城里 度過一個(gè)浪漫夜晚
[06:29.60]Wining and dining, baby. -我們要享受美酒佳肴 -真的嗎?
[06:31.20]-Really? -You bet. 沒錯(cuò),我要再舔一口
[06:32.16]Let me get another lick of that.
[06:36.16]l don't want to make a big entrance. l don't want everyone staring at me. 我不想有個(gè)盛大的入場式 讓大家都盯著我看
[06:40.04]And from Iicking to Iugging.... 從頭到尾
[06:41.64]l just want it to feel like us. 我希望它有我們的風(fēng)格 不像我討厭的那些婚禮
[06:44.44]Not like one of those millions of cookie-cutter weddings...
[06:46.52]l've had to suffer through.
[06:48.76]How do we do that? -我們?cè)撛趺醋? -搭船繞島一周
[06:50.80]What about one of those boat rides that goes around the lsland?
[06:53.68]-That's different. -We're not boat people. 我們不是愛船的人 我們什么時(shí)候搭過船了?
[06:56.52]When have we ever been on a boat together, ever?
[06:56.32]Okay. You got a better idea? -你有更棒的點(diǎn)子嗎? -該死
[06:60.92]Shit.
[07:05.40]This is so us, we are pathetic. 該死
[07:04.12]這就是我們,我們太可悲了
[07:06.08]This gum is like Superglue. Look at this. -這塊口香糖跟三秒膠一樣 -你看到了嗎?
[07:09.88]You see? We're bag people, not boat people. 我們是凡夫俗子 不是愛船的人
[07:14.24]We should get married right here, in this mess. 我們應(yīng)該在這團(tuán)混亂中 就地成婚
[07:16.32]We're going to have to, if l can't get this gum off. 如果我沒辦法把口香糖弄掉 我們真的得那么做
[07:21.68](這是社區(qū)園藝計(jì)劃)
[07:24.60]That's a nice garden. 那座花園好漂亮
[07:25.28]Yeah, it's pretty. -沒錯(cuò) -不會(huì)太俗氣
[07:28.32]But not corny.
[07:31.12]What do you think? -你覺得呢? -我不討厭它
[07:34.60]l don't hate it.
[07:36.60]The onIy thing harder than choosing a spot for your wedding... 有一件事 比挑選結(jié)婚地點(diǎn)還難…
[07:39.20]when you hate weddings... -賓客簽名簿呢? -我們?cè)谔暨x結(jié)婚禮物
[07:41.56]What about a guest book?
[07:43.24]...is choosing a wedding gift for your friend who hates weddings.
[07:47.56]There's going to be eight of us there. There's no one to keep track of. 一共才八個(gè)客人 根本不需要簽名
[07:50.80]l can't believe Miranda is getting married. 我不敢相信米蘭達(dá)要結(jié)婚了
[07:53.88]-This is pretty. -She'll hate that, too domestic. -這個(gè)好漂亮 -她一定會(huì)討厭,太家居感了
[07:56.08]And too bridey. -太明亮了 -千萬別惹她生氣
[07:56.08]Let's try not to piss her off.
[07:57.96]Maybe we should just buy her a stapler... 我們買個(gè)釘書機(jī)送她 用牛皮紙包好涂上狗屎
[07:59.96]wrap it in brown paper, and just smear some dog poo on it.
[08:04.76]Think she'd be comfortable with that?
[08:07.12]Fine, we'll get the dish. 好吧,我們就選盤子
[08:10.52]Ladies, l have something to tell you... 我得告訴你們一件事 你們一定會(huì)很不高興
[08:13.08]and you're not going to like it.
[08:17.16]lf you get married and leave me all alone, l will kill you. 如果你也要丟下我去結(jié)婚 我會(huì)殺了你
[08:18.92]As you know, l have always loved my body just the way it is. 我一直都很喜歡我的身體
[08:24.60]My legs are fantastic, l have killer abs... 我有雙美腿,平坦的小腹 我的臀部非常完美…
[08:26.40]my ass is perfection--
[08:26.92]ls this the part we're not gonna like? -我們不會(huì)喜歡這個(gè)? -但經(jīng)過深思熟慮后
[08:30.88]But l have decided, after careful consideration...
[08:32.24]that l might be ready for bigger boobs. 我決定要去隆乳
[08:37.52]Since when? -你怎么會(huì)那么想? -因?yàn)槲铱吹綒埧岬氖聦?shí)
[08:37.12]Since l had a cold, hard dose of reality...
[08:42.32]from this. Look. -就是這個(gè),你們看 -你上了“觸碰雜志”
[08:44.60]You're in In Touch magazine?
[08:46.88]-And that's your source of reality? -Yes. -你透過它看到事實(shí)? -對(duì)
[08:49.24]They named Smith Jerrod the number one hot guy to watch. 他們票選出史密斯 是頭號(hào)大帥哥
[08:52.64]They followed him all over town for a week. l'm in half the pictures. 他們跟著他全城跑 我經(jīng)常在照片里出現(xiàn)
[08:54.40]There are my boobs on Wednesday. 那是我星期三的咪咪 你看到它們有多小了嗎?
[08:57.84]See how small they are?
[08:58.12]There they are again on Thursday. 然后是我星期四的咪咪 真的是超小的
[09:01.20]Teeny-tiny.
[09:03.68]And there they are having lunch. You can barely see them. 這是它們?cè)诔晕绮偷臉幼?得用放大鏡才能看到它們
[09:06.44]l should've brought my Loupe.
[09:06.84]l can't believe you would actually consider having a boob job. 我不敢相信你要隆乳
[09:10.12]l can't believe you went to Planet Hollywood. 我不敢相信 你去了好萊塢星球餐廳
[09:14.24]You are a confident, intelligent woman. Why would you want to look like a bimbo? 你是個(gè)充滿自信的聰明女人 誰想被當(dāng)成波霸?
[09:16.88]l wouldn't be getting the watermelon freakshow kind. 我不會(huì)把咪咪 變得跟西瓜一樣大
[09:19.36]l'd get something tasteful, something like... 我會(huì)把胸部整得很有氣質(zhì) 就跟你一樣
[09:24.36]yours.
[09:26.36]Yours are good. -你的胸部很好看 -真的嗎?
[09:27.32]Mine? 我的胸部哪里不好?
[09:30.24]-What's wrong with mine? -They're not bad, either.
[09:33.40]Let's see. -它們也不賴,讓我看看 -好吧
[09:34.92]Okay, all right. Get hers. -去摸她的 -不
[09:37.28]No.
[09:40.76]A few days Iater, the rain came. 幾天后天空下起大雨
[09:41.88]Listen, you will like this poem. 聽著,你會(huì)喜歡這首詩
[09:45.92]Poem? 空氣中詩意盎然
[09:44.72]And so did the poetry.
[09:48.92]''So long had life together been “共處的生活漫長悠久 雪開始下”
[09:50.20]''that once the snow began to fall
[09:53.16]''it seemed unending “像沒完沒了”
[09:55.56]''that, lest the flakes should make her eyelids wince “唯恐雪花使她閉上雙眼”
[09:57.24]''l'd shield them with my hand “我用手擋著 他們假裝不相信”
[09:60.32]''and they, pretending not to believe the cherishing of eyes
[10:05.84]''would beat against my palm like butterflies'' “雙眼的思念 會(huì)敲痛我的掌心”
[10:06.48]“它們就像蝴蝶一樣”
[10:13.04]That is some serious stuff. 那真的好嚴(yán)肅
[10:15.84]Had enough, huh? -你受不了了? -不,它真的好美
[10:17.64]No, it's beautiful.
[10:21.92]How about l read you a little bit of my favorite poetry? 要不要聽我念 我最喜歡的詩?
[10:24.60]Please. 請(qǐng)吧
[10:27.68]''Cocktails at Tiffany's calls for classic charm. “蒂芙妮的雞尾酒會(huì) 彌漫著古典迷人氣息”
[10:31.16]''Oscar de la Renta sleeveless silk faille... “奧斯卡德拉倫塔的無袖上衣 絲質(zhì)長洋裝”
[10:36.12]''full-skirted dress...
[10:37.84]''with black patent leather bow-belt.'' “黑色花紋低腰皮帶”
[10:41.16]Now, that is pure poetry. 那真的很有詩意
[10:47.48]Oscar is a good friend of mine. l'll tell him you like the dress. 奧斯卡跟我是好朋友 我會(huì)告訴他你喜歡那套洋裝
[10:50.16]Oscar? -你叫他奧斯卡? -那是他的名字,對(duì)吧?
[10:53.24]You call him ''Oscar''?
[10:54.84]lt's his name, isn't it?
[10:58.80]So, you feel uncomfortable with poetry. 你不喜歡詩,為什么?
[11:01.56]Why is that?
[11:03.64]l'm sorry. 對(duì)不起,或許你還不認(rèn)識(shí)我
[11:06.76]Perhaps we were not properly introduced.
[11:08.64]l write a column based on the assumption... 我在寫一個(gè)專欄 主題是浪漫已死
[11:13.08]that romance is either dead or just...
[11:16.72]phony. 或浪漫是虛假的
[11:15.28]-You think l'm phony? -No, not at all. -你覺得我很假? -不是那樣的
[11:20.56]l'm the one that feels like a phony. 是我覺得很虛假
[11:22.92]Frankly, l'm just not used to... 老實(shí)說 我不習(xí)慣這么夸張的戀情
[11:25.100]these grand gestures.
[11:27.100]You mean, no other man, no one ever... 其他男人沒念詩給你聽過
[11:32.20]read you a little poem... 或是為你彈琴?
[11:36.00]or played a little music for you?
[11:40.92]他們不曾那么做過
[11:41.96]No, they have not.
[11:44.92]哇
[11:48.52]Okay. 好吧
[11:55.04]l'm in over my head. Where are you? -我昏頭了,你在哪里? -買婚紗
[11:57.32]Shopping for a wedding dress on my lunch hour.
[12:01.60]l said no white, no ivory. 我說不要白色或象牙白的 我不要有“處女”意義的婚紗
[12:02.88]Nothing that says virgin.
[12:05.16]l have a child. The jig is up. 我有個(gè)孩子,就那么簡單
[12:08.08]Yesterday... 昨天俄國佬念俄國詩給我聽 但他用的是英文
[12:10.96]the Russian read me a Russian poem, but in English.
[12:15.36]Are you just making this stuff up now? -那是你編出來的嗎? -不
[12:17.84]No, and this might sound crazy... 這聽起來或許很瘋狂 我不覺得他是裝的
[12:21.60]but l don't think it's an act.
[12:23.08]l think he actually means it. 他是玩真的
[12:26.16]That doesn't make it okay. 那不代表一切沒事 他有考慮到你的感覺嗎?
[12:28.68]Has he considered your feelings?
[12:31.12]You're right, he's a selfish pig. -你說得對(duì),他是個(gè)自私鬼 -我是認(rèn)真的
[12:33.92]I'm serious.
[12:33.52]l think you should tell him that this whole romance thing... 你應(yīng)該告訴他 這些浪漫把戲讓你覺得想吐
[12:37.48]gives you the icks, turns your stomach, and that he's dating you...
[12:41.40]-not Anna Karenina. -I'II teII him that. -他不是要追安娜卡列妮娜 -我不能那樣告訴他
[12:42.96]l can't tell him that.
[12:44.44]Let me ask you something. 我得問你一件事
[12:47.52]lf you're so anti-romance, why are you having a wedding at all? 如果你那么反對(duì)浪漫 為什么還要舉行婚禮?
[12:50.72]Why not just go down to City Hall and get it over with? 你為什么不到市政廳 公證結(jié)婚?
[12:53.00]l thought about that... 我想過,但我發(fā)現(xiàn) 我想大聲說出我的婚誓
[12:55.96]but then l realized l actually do want to say those vows out loud...
[12:59.84]to Steve, in front of the peopIe I care about. 讓史蒂夫跟我在乎的人都聽到
[13:03.92]Are you gagging over there? -你在偷笑嗎? -不,完全相反
[13:05.52]No, the opposite.
[13:07.80]My God, Miranda. 天啊,米蘭達(dá) 你是我的挖苦指標(biāo)
[13:09.28]You were my cynical touchstone.
[13:12.88]Do you promise to still be cynical even after you're married? 答應(yīng)我 婚后你還是會(huì)這么刻薄?
[13:15.88]l do. 我會(huì)的
[13:16.44]l have got to go, there's a big pile of tutus coming at me. 我得掛電話了 我看到一件超夸張的婚紗
[13:22.04]Okay, we need to have another talk. 我們得再好好談一談
[13:24.84](詩與浪漫主義)
[13:29.88]One of the great things about Iiving in New York City... 住在紐約市的優(yōu)點(diǎn)之一
[13:32.48]is that you don't have to sugarcoat your feeIings. 就是你不必偽裝自己的感覺
[13:35.76]But have New York women settIed for a sugar-free existence as weII? 但紐約女人安于 沒有甜言蜜語的世界嗎?
[13:39.92]We accept Tasti D-Lite instead of reaI ice cream. 我們?cè)敢獾匠猿钥床蛷d 放棄了超級(jí)美味的冰淇淋
[13:43.72]EmaiIs instead of Iove songs, jokes instead of poetry. 用電子郵件代替情歌 用玩笑代替詩
[13:46.100]It's no wonder that when faced with the reaI thing... 難怪面對(duì)真正的浪漫時(shí) 我們都會(huì)覺得受不了
[13:51.68]we can't stomach it.
[13:51.68]Is it something we couId Iearn to digest... 那是我們可以 學(xué)著消化的事嗎?
[13:53.64]or have we become romance-intoIerant? 或是我們變成無法接受浪漫?
[14:05.48]Et puis, for the troisième course... 然后第三道菜我們想點(diǎn)鵝肝
[14:06.36]we would like the fois gras...
[14:08.76]followed by the boeuf bourguignon avec Ies Iegumes à Ia crème. 接下來是勃艮第牛肉 奶油蔬菜
[14:12.80]It was Harry's version of a serenade, and CharIotte ate it right up. 那是哈利的浪漫 夏綠蒂非常喜歡
[14:15.100]Et en fin, the pIat du fromage. 最后是起司
[14:20.40]The plate or the cart? We have a lovely cheese cart. 你要起司碟還是用車? 我們有很精美的起司盛放車
[14:23.68]Mais oui! Bring us the cart. 是的,請(qǐng)用車送上來 那非常適合我太太
[14:25.44]Tout de suite, for my sweetie.
[14:27.92]l had no idea you could speak French so well, honey. 我不知道 你的法文說得那么好
[14:29.84]The French learned romance from me, baby. 法國人的浪漫是跟我學(xué)的 寶貝
[14:37.20]Downtown, in the name of boob job research... 在城里有個(gè)女人 在做隆乳手術(shù)研究
[14:40.64]Samantha decided to go where the biggest crop wouId be on dispIay. 莎曼珊決定到大波霸 最常去的地方
[14:44.96]Some were IittIe boobs. -有些人的咪咪很小 -還不錯(cuò)
[14:46.04]-That's okay. -Not so bad.
[14:48.72]Some were big boobs. 有些人的咪咪很大
[14:55.48]Some were ridicuIousIy big boobs. -有些人的咪咪大到不像話 -天啊,我要娶她為妻
[14:58.16]Oh, boy.
[14:57.08]Okay. That's my wife, right there.
[14:60.84]And then there were the two biggest boobs of aII... 然后咪咪最大的女人 走到她身邊
[15:03.84]right beside her.
[15:12.64]Can l get you something? 需要我效勞嗎?
[15:15.88]You either have the most naturally beautiful breasts l've ever seen... 你的胸部真的非常自然漂亮
[15:17.96]or l need the name of your doctor. 如果不是天生的話 我想知道你的醫(yī)生是誰
[15:19.100]You want Dr. Bevel. He's the best. 你需要貝佛醫(yī)生,他是最棒的 光是小費(fèi)都很值得
[15:24.80]They paid for themselves in tips alone.
[15:28.08]MeanwhiIe, back in the 18th century.... 同時(shí)回到18世紀(jì)
[15:34.96]l'm sorry. ls this a formal sleep over? 抱歉 我得穿著正式來你家過夜嗎?
[15:41.56]There's an opening at the Met tonight. 茶花女要在大都會(huì)歌劇院開演 你要跟我一起去
[15:45.68]lt's La Traviata, and you're going with me.
[15:48.64]Man, l was this close to throwing out my ballgown... 我差點(diǎn)就要換上正式禮服了 但我還是不顧我的直覺
[15:51.56]but l ignored my instincts.
[15:51.100]-All right, l'll go home and change. -No, this'll be much faster. -我回家換衣服 -不,這樣子比較快
[15:57.52]Come on. 到這里來
[16:02.48]Come on, open it. 快打開它
[16:20.48]Tonight, only your poetry, not mine. 今晚以你的浪漫為主 我不重要
[16:24.56]From the magazine. You like it? 我從雜志上看到的 你喜歡嗎?
[16:26.12]If I had been on a romance-free diet, this seemed Iike a good time to binge. 如果我一直在避免浪漫 看來我得拋開顧忌
[16:35.08]That was the most romantic, elegant... 那是最浪漫優(yōu)雅…
[16:43.04]Pardon me, that was weird. 對(duì)不起,那真的很奇怪
[16:47.80]...decadent, seven-course.... 頹廢的七道菜…
[16:55.48]l'm sorry, honey. 抱歉,甜心
[16:58.32]Oh, boy. 天啊
[17:01.80]Are you okay? 你沒事吧?
[17:11.64]Honey? 甜心,你會(huì)很久嗎?
[17:11.92]Are you gonna be long in there?
[17:15.24]Maybe. 或許
[17:18.84]Definitely. Why? 一定會(huì),怎么了?
[17:20.20]lt's okay, l'll go to the other one. 沒關(guān)系,我去另外一間
[17:22.72]When you spIurge on a romantic seven-course meaI... 當(dāng)你吃下七道佳肴 你會(huì)懷念每一口的味道
[17:24.80]you generaIIy want to remember every bite.
[17:26.76]There was the soup course. 有湯、甜點(diǎn)
[17:27.84]The dessert course.
[17:30.56]And aII those other yummy courses in between. 還有各式美食
[17:33.20]That's gotta be it. 應(yīng)該沒事,我都拉完了
[17:36.80]l'm done.
[17:36.92]Harry and CharIotte had romance shooting out of them every 20 minutes... 哈利跟夏綠蒂的浪漫 每隔20分鐘發(fā)作一次
[17:41.88]l'm not. 他們拉了一整晚的肚子
[17:41.08]...for the rest of the night.
[17:44.76]l wouldn't go in there if l were you. lt's not pleasant. -如果我是你,我不會(huì)進(jìn)去 -我來不及到另外一間了
[17:46.96]l can't make it to the other one.
[17:48.32]lt was the fucking fromage. 都是起司害的
[17:49.64]Don't! 該死的起司
[17:51.60]That fucking fromage.
[17:58.96]Look out, l'm coming in. 小心,我來了
[18:01.64]Surviving a night of food poisoning together... 嚴(yán)重拉肚子一整晚 不是什么浪漫的事
[18:04.96]wasn't the stuff of great romance...
[18:07.00]but it was the stuff of Iasting Iove. 但那會(huì)是戀人間的永久回憶
[18:11.60]MeanwhiIe, a funny thing happened on the way to the opera. 同時(shí)在前往歌劇院的路上 發(fā)生了一件很有趣的事
[18:19.36]Wait. 等一下
[18:20.72]What?
[18:22.04]This music, this place. 這首曲子
[18:23.80]這個(gè)地方
[18:25.80]You. 你
[18:28.00]lsn't it perfect? 它真的很完美吧?
[18:32.48]Would you dance with me? 你愿意跟我跳舞嗎?
[18:41.80]It was the most romantic moment. 那是最浪漫的一刻
[18:43.88]等一下,那位小姐昏倒了
[18:48.56]Are you okay? -你沒事吧? -她沒事吧?
[18:54.44]No. 不,我受不了了
[18:53.52]lt's too much.
[18:56.32]l'm an American. 我是美國人 你得一步一步慢慢來
[18:59.40]You got to take it down a notch.
[19:00.12]-Does she need any help? -No, he's got her. -她需要幫忙嗎? -不,他抱住她了
[19:04.08]And then a quarter pounder with cheese... 還要一個(gè)麥香堡 跟起司口味的麥克雞塊
[19:09.36]McNuggets. 你要超大份的嗎?
[19:12.52]Would you like to super size that?
[19:13.40]-Can you handle it? -Absolutely. -你吃得完嗎? -當(dāng)然
[19:16.52]Absolutely. 沒問題
[19:22.00]l'm sorry about the opera. -關(guān)于歌劇的事我很抱歉 -別傻了,下次再說吧
[19:22.04]Don't be silly.
[19:23.84]Another time, another dress.
[19:24.48]再換一套衣服
[19:29.44]May l offer you a fry? 你要吃根薯?xiàng)l嗎?
[19:33.52]They're French. -它們有法國的感覺喔 -那么說的話…
[19:34.88]Then....
[19:46.60]我想在這里跳支舞
[19:50.80]l think l might be up for a quick spin now.
[19:52.40]lf you'll still have me. -如果你還愿意跟我一起跳舞 -那當(dāng)然
[19:53.100]Of course.
[19:59.76]That'll be $9.54. 一共是九塊五角四分
[20:10.88]And there, beneath the fIuorescent moonIight... 在皎潔的月光下
[20:11.00]I was finaIIy Iaughing with romance... 我終于因?yàn)槔寺_懷大笑 而不是故作姿態(tài)
[20:15.44]and not at it.
[20:17.96]lf l went any bigger than this, l think l'd look ridiculous, don't you? 如果我變得比這個(gè)大 看起來會(huì)很可笑吧?
[20:21.72]That's not my work. 那跟我無關(guān),但她是我的客人 我在她得金球獎(jiǎng)前幫她動(dòng)刀
[20:23.60]But l did hers. And hers, right before the Golden Globes.
[20:28.60]They're winners. 它們真的謀殺了不少底片
[20:29.84]Other arm, please. 請(qǐng)把另一只手臂抬高
[20:32.56]l have an event in two months that l'd really like to have a little cleavage for. 兩個(gè)月后我得公開亮相 到時(shí)候我的胸部可以見人吧?
[20:37.72]Will they be up and running by then?
[20:39.88]You have a lump l'd like you to have checked before we begin our work. 你的乳房有硬塊 我希望在動(dòng)手術(shù)前先做檢查
[20:45.20]lt's right here, you can feel it yourself. -就在這里,你可以摸摸看 -你是在開玩笑吧?
[20:45.04]-Are you kidding? -l'm afraid not.
[20:48.28]恐怕不是的
[20:49.72]Okay, but it's not serious, right? 好吧,但不嚴(yán)重吧?
[20:53.04]lt's probably just a cyst, but we want to be absolutely sure. 很可能只是囊腫 但我們得確定一下
[20:57.52]l'd like to have it looked at as soon as possible. 我要你盡快去做檢查,好嗎?
[21:07.52]By Miranda's wedding day, I thought the whoIe worId had gone romantic... 米蘭達(dá)結(jié)婚那天 我以為一切都會(huì)很浪漫
[21:10.04]when Samantha insisted on picking me up in a cab. 莎曼珊堅(jiān)持搭計(jì)程車來接我
[21:13.92]What has come over you? This is a 100 blocks out of your way. -你是怎么了? -請(qǐng)到第六街跟第十大道口
[21:16.96]Now we're going to 10th and Sixth Avenue, please.
[21:20.16]-You look nice. -So do you. -你看起來很漂亮 -你也是
[21:22.04]Thank you. 我跟整型外科醫(yī)生 做了隆乳手術(shù)諮詢
[21:23.76]l had my breast consultation with the plastic surgeon.
[21:28.80]Please tell me you've changed your mind. -告訴我你改變了心意 -不是那樣的
[21:30.80]Not exactly.
[21:30.52]He found a lump and l had it biopsied. 他發(fā)現(xiàn)腫塊,我做了切片檢查 結(jié)果是我得了癌癥
[21:32.48]lt turns out l have cancer.
[21:35.76]What? When? 你…什么?什么時(shí)候?
[21:39.28]l had it biopsied on Wednesday and l found out yesterday. 我在星期三做切片檢查 昨天拿到檢查報(bào)告
[21:42.84]l'm going to give you all the information, and l don't want you to get upset or worry. 我會(huì)告訴你詳細(xì)的情況 別太難過擔(dān)心
[21:44.52]The only reason l'm telling you now and not later is... 我會(huì)在這個(gè)時(shí)候告訴你
[21:49.48]l didn't want to accidentally blurt out: 因?yàn)槲也幌朐诨槎Y中 大叫著“我得了癌癥”
[21:49.16]''l have cancer,'' in the middle of Miranda's wedding.
[21:53.04]Could you please take Fifth? Broadway's a disaster. 麻煩你走第五大道 百老匯大道塞爆了
[21:59.84]l'm listening. -好了,我在聽 -別告訴夏綠蒂跟米蘭達(dá)
[21:59.60]And please don't tell Charlotte and Miranda.
[22:03.08]l don't want to ruin their days, too. -我不希望毀了她們的好心情 -當(dāng)然,你說的都對(duì)
[22:04.28]Of course, whatever you say.
[22:08.68]What exactly do you know? -你到底知道什么? -我的乳房有癌細(xì)胞
[22:08.64]Just that there are cancer cells and l had a mammogram.
[22:13.84]They think it's small, which is a good sign. 我做了乳房X光像 腫瘤很小,那是件好事
[22:13.64]l won't know anything else until they take the fucker out next week. 下星期他們?nèi)〕瞿[瘤前 我只知道這么多
[22:17.60]Now you know everything and we can talk about something else. 我們來聊聊別的事吧
[22:24.56]Do you like my skunk? 你喜歡我的披肩嗎?
[22:27.44]Thank you for telling me. -謝謝你告訴我 -沒問題
[22:31.52]Sure.
[22:33.12]l'm sorry to put a big cloud over the whole day. 抱歉壞了你今天的好心情
[22:37.92]l know l'm gonna be fine, l know that. 我知道我一定會(huì)沒事的
[22:39.28]lt's just.... 只是…
[22:43.64]l don't want to lose my breasts. 我不想失去我的乳房
[22:45.24]They're fabulous. -它們真的很漂亮 -沒錯(cuò)
[22:49.72]They are.
[22:55.60]For better, for worse. -不論好壞 -不論貧富
[22:55.88]For richer, or poorer.
[22:58.88]To love and to cherish, as long as we both shall live. 在有生之年會(huì)珍愛彼此
[23:02.84]在有生之年會(huì)珍愛彼此
[23:04.84]This is my solemn vow. -這是我的誓言 -這是我的誓言
[23:09.40]Now, Miranda. 現(xiàn)在輪到米蘭達(dá)了
[23:12.68]l, Miranda Hobbes... -我,米蘭達(dá)霍布斯 -我,米蘭達(dá)霍布斯
[23:15.48]take you, Steve Brady... -愿意接受史蒂夫布萊迪 -愿意接受史蒂夫布萊迪
[23:18.84]to be my husband. -成為我的丈夫 -成為我的丈夫
[23:20.76]Look, Mommy and Daddy are getting married. 你看,媽媽跟爸爸要結(jié)婚了
[23:23.24]For richer or poorer... -不論貧富 -不論貧富
[23:26.00]in sickness and in health... -不論疾病或健康 -不論疾病或健康
[23:31.80]to love and to cherish, as long as we both shall live. 在有生之年會(huì)珍愛彼此
[23:33.16]在有生之年會(huì)珍愛彼此
[23:37.52]This is my solemn vow. -這是我的誓言 -這是我的誓言
[23:41.72]Do you promise to uphold these vows you've made here today... 你答應(yīng)會(huì)遵守在親友面前 立下的誓言嗎?
[23:44.88]witnessed by your closest friends and family?
[23:48.88]l do. -我愿意 -我愿意
[23:52.16]With the power vested in me by the state of New York... 根據(jù)紐約州賦予我的權(quán)力
[23:55.56]l now pronounce you husband and wife. 我宣布你們成為夫婦
[24:04.28]Come on, everybody, it's happy time. 來吧,大伙們 這是令人高興的一刻
[24:08.44]這是令人高興的一刻
[24:10.76]來吧,這是令人高興的一刻
[24:18.72]The one wedding rituaI Miranda never had a probIem with... 米蘭達(dá)不會(huì)有意見的婚禮儀式
[24:20.08]was the part where everyone eats. 就是婚宴 我們都坐下來大吃一頓
[24:22.48]And so we did.
[24:24.48]Samantha, you look so pretty today. -莎曼珊,你今天好漂亮 -謝謝,我得了癌癥
[24:26.64]-Thanks, l have cancer. -What?
[24:30.00]-Are you okay with drinks? -We're not okay with drinks. -什么? -飲料還可以嗎?
[24:32.20]-Keep them coming. -Cool. -我們還沒喝夠,再送過來 -酷啊
[24:36.60]l like the color of your dress. -我喜歡你的婚紗顏色 -謝謝
[24:37.80]Thank you. 我佩服你不喜歡假裝
[24:39.76]l admire you for not pretending.
[24:44.44]Listen, we're family now... 聽著,現(xiàn)在我們是一家人 我要告訴你一件私事
[24:47.52]and there's something private l want to tell you.
[24:48.04]You don't have to. 你不必那么做
[24:52.00]The day l married Steve's father, l wore white. 我嫁給史蒂夫的爹那天 穿著白色婚紗
[24:54.60]But l shouldn't have. 但我不該那么做
[24:57.16]l slipped. 我曾經(jīng)出軌過一次 上帝原諒我
[24:58.76]Once, God forgive me.
[25:03.20]Don't tell Steve. 別告訴史蒂夫
[25:07.60]When l walked down that aisle at St. Agnes... 我在圣安格斯教堂 走上紅毯的那一端
[25:10.32]l had a white dress on, on the outside... 外面穿著白色婚紗 肚里卻懷著小積琪
[25:13.20]and my little Jackie on the inside.
[25:27.36]Ma, you still hungry? 媽,你還是肚子餓嗎? 我們?nèi)コ渣c(diǎn)東西吧?
[25:29.20]Let's get some chow.
[25:33.72]My God, l am legally bound to Steve's mother. 天啊,我跟史蒂夫的媽媽 在法律上成了親戚
[25:38.72]Hi, again. -你好 -恭喜你
[25:38.32]Congratulations.
[25:44.48]What? Why are you being weird? -什么?你們?cè)趺垂止值? -我們一點(diǎn)都不奇怪
[25:44.00]-We're not being weird. -We're just talking.
[25:49.36]About me, right? -我們只是在閑聊 -在聊我的事吧?
[25:49.12]You think l'm an asshole, that l've become one of them... 你們覺得我是混蛋 我成了超完美新娘
[25:53.92]that l'm a Stepford bride. -天啊,不 -告訴我你們?cè)诹氖裁?/p>
[25:53.40]No.
[25:55.52]So tell me what you're talking about.
[25:56.32]l'll tell you tomorrow, l don't want to ruin your special day. 我不想毀了你的大喜之日
[26:01.96]Forget about my special fucking day and be normal. 別管我的大喜之日 正常一點(diǎn),拜托,我求你們
[26:04.96]Please, l beg of you.
[26:08.76]l have breast cancer. -我得了乳癌 -什么?
[26:12.04]-What? -See? 看吧?這是我的大日子
[26:13.92]Now it's my special fucking day.
[26:17.40]You have breast cancer? -你得了乳癌? -別哭
[26:21.24]Hey, no tears.
[26:24.24]l expected more from you. 米蘭達(dá),我沒想到你會(huì)這樣
[26:26.64]This is what we were afraid of. 我們就害怕你會(huì)這樣 快去招呼客人,我們待會(huì)再聊
[26:27.60]Go back to your people, we'll talk about this later.
[26:32.40]You are my people and we'll talk about it now! 你們是我的朋友 我們現(xiàn)在就得談
[26:36.16]Start at the beginning. -從頭開始說 -你是全世界最霸道的新娘
[26:36.68]You are the bossiest bride in the world.
[26:41.44]Yes l am, and you have to do everything l say. 沒錯(cuò),你們得照我的話去做
[26:47.04]Start talking. -開始說 -好吧
[26:51.40]Do you remember when l went.... 不論好壞 那天我們都可以做自己
[26:51.56]For better or for worse, we were aII ourseIves that day.
[26:57.72]Just the way Miranda wanted it. 就跟米蘭達(dá)希望的一樣