17 妻子的照片
A businessman entered a bar and ordered a doublewine. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside hisshirt pocket, then he ordered the Bartender toprepare another double wine. After he finished thatone, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket andordered the Bartender to bring another double wine.
有個(gè)商人來(lái)到酒館,要了兩杯酒。喝完后,他朝自己的襯衣口袋里看了一眼,又向酒館招待員點(diǎn)了兩杯酒。他喝完后,又朝襯衣口袋看了一眼,再次讓酒館招待員拿兩杯酒。
The bartender who observed him the whole night said to him, “Look buddy, I'll bring you wineall night long, but you have to tell me the riddle why you look inside your nylon shirt pocketbefore you order another?”
觀察了他一個(gè)晚上的酒館招待員問(wèn)他:“看吧,伙計(jì),我可以整晚上給你提供酒,但你得告訴我為什么你每次要酒前都要朝你的襯衣口袋里看一眼呢?”
The customer replied, “I'm peeking at an unpleasant photo of my wife. When she starts tolook good, then I know it's time to go home.”
這個(gè)顧客回答:“我在看我老婆那令人生厭的照片呢。當(dāng)她看上去好看一點(diǎn)的時(shí)候,我就知道我該回家了。”