英語(yǔ)小達(dá)人每天10分鐘 313 Rules to Give to Your Boss

[00:01.59]Rules to Give to Your Boss 給你老板的規(guī)定 [00:11.44]Rules for Work (Should go over well with your boss.) 工作條例(應(yīng)得到老板的贊許) [00:15.06]Print it out and hang it over your workstation... 把它打印出來(lái)張貼在辦公室里。 [00:20.01]1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 1. 不要在早上給我布置工作。要等到下午4點(diǎn)鐘再說(shuō)，挑戰(zhàn)最后期限的工作才有意思。 [00:29.33]2. If it's really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me at every keystroke. 2. 如果這是一份緊急工作，就每10分鐘跑進(jìn)來(lái)打斷我問一下進(jìn)展。這很有幫助的?；蛘呖梢愿?，就在我身后轉(zhuǎn)悠，我每干點(diǎn)兒什么就提點(diǎn)兒建議。 [00:46.32]3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are. 3. 你要出去時(shí)，不要告訴任何人。這樣，有人問起你時(shí)，我的回答就可以很有創(chuàng)意。 [00:58.37]4. If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books, or supplies, don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors with no arms is good training in case I should ever be injured and lose all use of my limbs. 4. 如果我手上抱滿了紙張、盒子、書本或是辦公用品，不要幫我開門。我該學(xué)學(xué)像殘疾人一樣生活。不用手開門就是很好的訓(xùn)練，這樣，萬(wàn)一我受傷失去手臂就沒問題了。 [01:18.33]5. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is priority. I am psychic. 5. 如果你一次交代給我?guī)准伦?，不要告訴我哪件更重要，我有心靈感應(yīng)。 [01:27.50]6. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work. 6. 盡你所能讓我加班吧。我熱愛這間公司，而且我真的沒地方可去也沒事可做。工作就是我生活的全部。 [01:42.35]7. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion. 7. 如果我的工作做得讓你滿意，不要說(shuō)出來(lái)。如果說(shuō)出來(lái)，就意味著要提升我了。 [01:50.32]8. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped. 8. 如果我的工作做得讓你不滿意，就說(shuō)出來(lái)吧。我喜歡同事們談?wù)撐?，我生?lái)就是挨批的。 [02:00.49]9. If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information. 9. 如果你對(duì)某項(xiàng)工作有特別的指示，不要寫給我。就留到工作快要做完時(shí)再對(duì)我說(shuō)吧。沒必要用些有用的信息來(lái)困惑我。 [02:16.18]10. Never introduce me to the people you're with. I have no right to know anything. In the corporate food chain, I am plankton. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them. 10. 不要把我介紹給和你在一起的人，我沒有權(quán)利知道任何事情。在公司組織中，我處于最底層。今后，你再提到他們時(shí)，我自然會(huì)敏銳地推導(dǎo)出誰(shuí)是誰(shuí)。 [02:34.53]11. Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate. I especially like the story about having to pay so much taxes on the bonus check you received for being such a good manager. 11. 把你遇到的小問題都告訴我。知道有人不那么幸運(yùn)的感覺很好。我尤其喜歡聽那段，就是關(guān)于你這個(gè)成功的經(jīng)理要為你拿到的大筆紅利繳納高額稅費(fèi)。 [02:53.39]12. Wait until my yearly review and THEN tell me what my goals SHOULD have been. Give me a mediocre performance rating with a cost of living increase. I'm not here for the money anyway. 12. 到我該做年終總結(jié)時(shí)再告訴我本年度的目標(biāo)是什么。給我一個(gè)不好不壞的評(píng)定，還有提高一點(diǎn)兒生活費(fèi)用，畢竟我在這兒工作不是為了賺錢的。

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