英語(yǔ)小達(dá)人每天10分鐘 319 How to Annoy Your Co-workers
怎樣惹怒同事
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extradark, 17-inch paper, 99 copies.
1. 將復(fù)印機(jī)設(shè)置為縮印一半的大小，加黑，A3紙，復(fù)印99份。
2. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipersrunning in all weather conditions "to keep them tunedup."
2. 在任何天氣情況下都開(kāi)著前風(fēng)擋雨刷，好讓它隨時(shí)“在調(diào)試中”。
3. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
3. 對(duì)別人說(shuō)的事都報(bào)以“這只是你的想法”的回答。
4. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
4. 用“根據(jù)預(yù)言所說(shuō)”來(lái)結(jié)束你所有的發(fā)言。
5. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
5. 用雙手使勁捂住耳朵來(lái)暗示談話該結(jié)束了。
6. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
6. 把紙張從中間裝訂起來(lái)。
7. Ask your co-workers what gender they are.
7. 問(wèn)同事們他們的性別。
8. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
8. 做陳述的過(guò)程中，不時(shí)地像鸚鵡一樣點(diǎn)點(diǎn)頭。
9. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. 練習(xí)發(fā)出傳真機(jī)和“貓”的聲音。
10. During meetings, disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across theroom.
10. 開(kāi)會(huì)時(shí)，拆開(kāi)你的筆，“不小心”把筆芯彈出來(lái)。
11. ALWAYS TYPE WITH CAPS-LOCK ON
11. 全部用大寫(xiě)字母打出
12. type only in lower case
12. 全部用小寫(xiě)字母打出
13. Don'tuseanypunctuationeither
13. 不要使用標(biāo)點(diǎn)符號(hào)或空格
14. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook.
14. 問(wèn)同事們?cè)幟氐膯?wèn)題，然后把他們的回答記在小本子上。
15. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
15. 嘟嘟囔囔一些諸如“心理側(cè)面圖”之類(lèi)的東西。
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