英語小達(dá)人每天10分鐘 334 The Excuse Never Heard

[00:00.01]The Excuse Never Heard 沒聽說過的理由 [00:01.43]A fellow bought a new Benz and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. 一個(gè)人買了一輛新奔馳車，晚上開到州際公路去兜風(fēng)。 [00:18.42]The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. 車頂篷放了下來，清風(fēng)吹得他忘乎所以，他決定提起速度來跑一跑。 [00:26.56]As the needle jumped up to 80 mph 當(dāng)車速表的指針指向時(shí)速80英里的時(shí)候， [00:29.55]he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. 他突然發(fā)現(xiàn)紅藍(lán)色的警燈一閃一閃地跟在后面。 [00:35.21]"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," “他們怎么可能趕上大奔呢，” [00:38.03]he thought to himself and opened her up further. 他想著，又加快了速度。 [00:41.35]His needle hit 90, 100, 110 and finally 150. Then the reality of the situation hit him. 指針指到了90，100，110，直到150。最后他終于意識(shí)到了現(xiàn)實(shí)情況。 [00:52.31]"What the hell am I doing?" “我這到底是在干什么?” [00:54.56]he thought and pulled over. 他想著把車停到路邊。 [00:57.23]The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. 警察走上來，一聲不吭地拿走他的駕照查看，又看了看他的車。 [01:03.30]Finally he came to the window looking steadily at the driver and said, 終于警察走到車窗前，沉靜地看著他說： [01:09.11]"I've had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. “你是我下班前攔的最后一輛車了，我這個(gè)班很辛苦， [01:14.57]I don't feel like more paperwork 我現(xiàn)在也不想開罰單了， [01:17.23]so if you can give me an excuse for your speeding that I haven't heard before, you can go!" 所以如果你能給我一個(gè)我從沒聽過的超速理由，我就放了你?！? [01:24.38]The driver blinked only once while his brain scrambled for a reply. 那個(gè)人只驚奇了一下就開始搜腸刮肚地想如何回答。 [01:31.05]"Last week my wife ran off with a cop," “上個(gè)星期，我的妻子跟一個(gè)警察跑了，” [01:33.28]he said, "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!" 他說，“我怕你追過來是要把她還回來!” [01:43.30]"Off you go," said the officer. “你可以走了?！?

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