怎么管你老婆
There were three guys talking in the local pub. Two ofthem are talking about the amount of control theyhave over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
三個(gè)人在當(dāng)?shù)氐男【起^里喝酒。其中的兩個(gè)在大談自己怎樣管老婆,第三個(gè)人一直都沒(méi)說(shuō)話。
After a while one of the first two turns to the thirdand says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
過(guò)了一會(huì)兒,那兩個(gè)中的一人轉(zhuǎn)向他說(shuō):“嘿,你怎么樣,你怎么管老婆的?”
The third fellow says,"I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands andknees."
他說(shuō):“我告訴你們,有一天晚上,我老婆跪著向我爬過(guò)來(lái)。”
The first two guys were quite amazed. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked.
那兩個(gè)很是吃驚,問(wèn)道:“哇,怎么會(huì)這樣的?”
The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, "She said, 'Get out fromunder the bed and fight like a man.'"
他喝了一大口啤酒,嘆口氣道:“她說(shuō),:‘從床底下出來(lái)像個(gè)男人一樣跟我打。’”