老爸老媽的浪漫史第四季03

[00:01.10]Kids,in the fall of 2008,I had a little problem. [00:01.10]孩子們 2008年的秋天 我出了點小問題 [00:04.10]All right,I got to get to Stella's. [00:04.10]好了 我要去Stella家了 [00:07.38]Tonight's the night,guys. [00:07.38]就是今晚了 伙計們 [00:08.58]I've tried it before,I've failed every time. [00:08.58]我以前也試過 可每次都失敗 [00:10.13]This time,I am gonna do it. [00:10.13]這次 我一定要成功 [00:11.93]Tonight... [00:11.93]今晚... [00:14.26]I pick up a lesbian. [00:14.26]我要釣個拉拉 [00:17.76]Robin,I need your lipstick. [00:17.76]Robin 借你唇膏一用 [00:20.66]Oh,man! [00:20.66]噢 不是吧! [00:22.72]Take pictures,all right? [00:22.72]記得拍照 [00:24.30]Spicy. [00:24.30]辣吧 [00:27.27]I lived in New York,but Stella lived across the river in New Jersey... [00:27.27]我住在紐約 可Stella住在河那邊的新澤西 [00:34.73]Oh,man! [00:34.73]噢 不是吧! [00:38.63]which meant I was always taking the train. [00:38.63]也就是說我一直在坐火車 [00:40.66]What's up,Ted? [00:40.66]你好嗎 Ted? [00:42.01]Hey,Matisse. [00:42.01]嘿 Matisse [00:44.60]- Hey,T-Diddy! - Theodore! [00:44.60]- 嘿 T老弟! - Theodore! [00:46.46]You missed it. [00:46.46]你錯過了 [00:47.36]Robin got that national anchor job. [00:47.36]Robin賺到那份國家臺主播的工作了 [00:48.95]And we got a free bottle of champagne. [00:48.95]我們賺了一瓶免費香檳 [00:50.79]Ah,but it's empty now. [00:50.79]不過已經(jīng)喝光光了 [00:52.95]Oh,man! [00:52.95]噢 不是吧! [00:54.60]And as result,it seemed like I was missing out on everything. [00:54.60]結(jié)果是 我好像什么都錯過了 [00:59.03]Sorry,we couldn't wait. It was getting cold. [00:59.03]不好意思 沒等你 飯菜都涼了 [01:01.23]Oh,man! [01:01.23]不是吧! [01:02.46]- Hey,big guy. - What's up,G? [01:02.46]- 嘿 傻大個 - 怎么了 小丫頭? [01:05.32]Are you okay? [01:05.32]你沒事吧? [01:06.30]Yeah,I'm fine. It's just... [01:06.30]嗯 我沒事 只是... [01:07.53]you know,I want to hang out with you guys. [01:07.53]我想跟你們在一起 [01:09.51]I want to hang out with my friends. [01:09.51]也想跟我的朋友們在一起 [01:10.70]I just feel like I'm spending all my time on the train. [01:10.70]可我的時間基本上都花在了火車上 [01:13.42]Okay,how about this,why don't you ask your friends to come out here sometime? [01:13.42]OK 這樣如何 改天你把你朋友 都請到這兒來玩吧? [01:16.91]That's a great idea. [01:16.91]好主意 [01:18.73]You want us to go to New Jersey? Oh,that is rich. [01:18.73]你想讓我們?nèi)バ聺晌? 太有才了 [01:21.74]Why? [01:21.74]怎么了? [01:22.48]Well,for starters,I don't have any of my gold medallions anymore. [01:22.48]呃...首先 我的那些 金閃閃的夸張服飾早就不在了 [01:26.45]I sold them when they went out of style 400 years ago. [01:26.45]在它們八百年前過氣的時候 我就給賣了 [01:30.56]Lily? [01:30.56]Lily? [01:31.23]Oh,sorry,Ted. [01:31.23]抱歉 Ted [01:32.66]I'm a born and raised New Yorker. [01:32.66]我是土生土長的紐約人 [01:34.41]I'm programmed to despise and loathe New Jersey and all that it stands for. [01:34.41]我已經(jīng)形成了"輕視厭惡新澤西及 其所代表事物"的思維模式 [01:38.49]Why am I telling you this? [01:38.49]我跟你解釋這么多干嘛? [01:39.89]You hate New Jersey more than anyone. [01:39.89]你比任何人都要厭惡新澤西 [01:41.82]What? I don't hate New Jersey. Why would you think that? [01:41.82]什么? 我才不厭惡新澤西 你怎么會這么想? [01:44.93]And then he cut in front of me. [01:44.93]他就這樣插我隊 [01:46.62]God,I hate line cutters more than I hate New Jersey. [01:46.62]上帝 我恨插隊的 比我恨新澤西還厲害 [01:50.96]Well,that's not true. There's nothing I hate more than New Jersey. [01:50.96]不對 沒什么能勝過 我對新澤西的厭惡 [01:59.61]Right? [01:59.61]是吧 [02:02.69]Hey,you want us to wait for you? [02:02.69]嘿 要我們等你嗎? [02:04.06]No,I might be awhile. [02:04.06]不用了 我可能還要一會兒吧 [02:05.54]I got a drop a massive New Jersey. [02:05.54]我得把新澤西廢物排泄干凈 [02:08.76]Okay,so New Jersey's not my favorite place. [02:08.76]好吧 新澤西不是我最喜歡的地方 [02:11.63]But once Stella and I get married and she and Lucy move in with me, [02:11.63]可只要Stella跟我結(jié)婚后 她跟Lucy就可以搬來跟我住 [02:14.70]I'll never set foot in New Jersey again. [02:14.70]我就再也不踏入新澤西半步 [02:16.99]Unless I'm going to see a Giants game or flying out of Newark or God forbid,disposing of a body. [02:16.99]除非去看巨人隊比賽 或者坐飛機去 紐瓦克 或者去看God Forbid樂隊演出 再不然就是去那里棄尸... [02:22.86]Ted,if you murder me and bury me in New Jersey,I'll haunt you forever. [02:22.86]Ted 如果你殺了我 然后又把我埋在新澤西 我做鬼也不會放過你的 [02:28.22]But if I murder you and bury you somewhere else? [02:28.22]要是我殺了你 把你埋在別的地方呢? [02:30.33]Eh,I'll leave you alone. [02:30.33]那就算了吧 [02:32.15]I'm sure you had your reasons. [02:32.15]我想你肯定是有原因的 [02:49.69]=,your Aunt Robin was sick of her job at Metro News One. [02:49.69]孩子們 你們的Robin阿姨厭倦了 在地鐵新聞一臺的工作 [02:53.30]She was sick of the low production value... [02:53.30]厭倦了惡劣的工作環(huán)境... [02:55.18]I'm Robin Scherbatsky,and you're watching... [02:55.18]我是Robin Scherbatsky 你們正在收看的是... [02:59.50]Etro News One at 11:00. [02:59.50]"地道"新聞一臺11點節(jié)目 [03:03.43]And again at 1:00. [03:03.43]不對 是1點 [03:06.01]sick of the stories she had to report... [03:06.01]厭倦了每天要讀的新聞... [03:07.94]So hurry up and get your votes in for New York's cutest doggie. [03:07.94]那么趕快來為紐約 最可愛的狗狗投上一票吧 [03:13.93]and most of all,she was sick of all the stupid puns. [03:13.93]最重要的是 厭倦了那些愚蠢的雙關(guān)語 [03:16.90]Four transit workers were electrocuted when a subway train jumped the tracks. [03:16.90]由于地鐵脫軌 四名運輸工人當(dāng)場斃命 [03:21.05]Stay tuned for the... [03:21.05]敬請期待下面... [03:23.02]shocking derails. [03:23.02]驚人的出軌 (derail出軌與detail細節(jié)音近) [03:25.10]Joel,people died. [03:25.10]Joel 死人了誒 有點同情心好不好 [03:28.90]So when the call came in that she got the big national anchor job, [03:28.90]當(dāng)她接到國家電視臺的錄用通知之后 [03:32.17]she finally got to say the words she'd been dreaming of saying for years... [03:32.17]她終于能夠說那些 她多年以來想說的話了... [03:35.89]Tonight will be my last broadcast. [03:35.89]今晚將是我最后一次播報新聞 [03:38.19]I came to Metro News One as a little caterpillar. [03:38.19]我還是個黃毛丫頭的時候 就來了地鐵新聞一臺 [03:41.31]And for four years,this desk has been my cocoon. [03:41.31]四年過去了 這張桌子就像我的繭 [03:45.80]But tonight,I emerge an ambitious butterfly. [03:45.80]不過今晚 我要破繭而出了 [03:50.89]Why does she sound like an idiot? Did she have a stroke? [03:50.89]她怎么聽起來像個傻子? 腦袋撞墻了? [03:53.31]Yeah. A stroke of genius. [03:53.31]是啊 靈光一現(xiàn)的一撞 [03:55.97]This speech is really good. [03:55.97]這個演講太棒了 [03:59.21]With one eye on the horizon,one eye on the truth, [03:59.21]一眼看著地平線 一眼看著真相 [04:03.71]and one eye on all of you. [04:03.71]一眼看著你們大家 [04:07.39]You wrote it for her,didn't you? [04:07.39]你給她寫的 對不對? [04:10.15]It's a modified version of the speech I gave [04:10.15]這是我之前因為慢性耳膜炎 [04:12.35]when I had to leave the swim team because of a chronic inner ear situation. [04:12.35]不得不退出游泳隊時演講的修訂版 [04:15.73]I thought you were the towel boy. [04:15.73]你不是在游泳隊打雜的嗎? [04:16.90]It's part of the team. [04:16.90]那也是團隊一員 [04:19.37]So that Saturday as Robin went off for her first day at her new job, [04:19.37]所以周六 就在Robin換工作后 第一天上班的時候 [04:22.69]we all headed across the river to experience some of that crazy New Jersey nightlife. [04:22.69]我們一行人越過大河去體驗 瘋狂的新澤西夜生活 [04:26.95]Okay,Stella couldn't find a sitter,so we can't go out. Instead... [04:26.95]OK Stella找不到保姆 所以我們沒法出門了 不如... [04:30.36]we're all gonna hang out here and it's gonna be just as awesome. [04:30.36]我們就呆在這兒 我想會一樣好玩的 [04:34.16]Right,we got board games,we got movies. [04:34.16]沒錯 可以玩棋盤游戲 可以看電影 [04:36.67]And I think there may be some beer out in the garage. [04:36.67]我想車庫里應(yīng)該也有點啤酒 [04:42.95]Ted,this is pathetic. It's Saturday night. [04:42.95]Ted 這太可悲了 這可是大周六晚上 [04:44.93]We should be out at a bar. drinking alcohol. [04:44.93]我們應(yīng)該在酒吧 大口喝酒的 [04:46.76]Now I know that that sounds depressing,bordering on tragic,but it's just a fact. [04:46.76]我知道這么說你會很郁悶 傷心 不過這就是事實 [04:50.22]Yeah,and I want another crack at that chick,Doris. [04:50.22]沒錯 我還想再調(diào)戲調(diào)戲 那個叫Doris的妞呢 [04:52.70]I know I can land that lesbian plane. [04:52.70]我一定能坐上那個拉拉的飛機的 [04:54.85]No snakes on that plane. [04:54.85]那飛機上肯定沒別的"鳥"了 [04:58.33]Okay,guys. Come on,you promised. [04:58.33]OK 伙計們 別這樣 你們答應(yīng)了的 [05:00.70]Let's just hang out here,try to have fun. [05:00.70]我們就呆在這兒吧 盡量開心點 [05:03.31]I mean,we're all together,friends hanging out. [05:03.31]我們都在啊 朋友們一起玩玩 [05:06.25]Isn't that what really matters? [05:06.25]這個不是最重要的嗎? [05:12.62]Okay,if we take the next train,we can be at MacLaren's by 11:00. [05:12.62]OK 如果我們趕下一趟車 能在11點前趕到MacLaren [05:15.41]We can be there by 10:00. [05:15.41]可能10點就到了 [05:16.28]No,I have to change first. [05:16.28]不 我得換身衣服 [05:17.46]I am not walking into MacLaren's smelling like New Jersey. [05:17.46]我才不想沾滿一身新澤西味地 跑到MacLaren去 [05:24.42]You guys really hate it here,huh? [05:24.42]你們很討厭這兒 對嗎? [05:26.77]What? No! Stels... [05:26.77]什么? 才沒有 Stels... [05:30.30]I get it,I mean,you guys are all New Yorkers. [05:30.30]我明白 你們都是紐約人嘛 [05:32.46]You need to go hang out at a bar. [05:32.46]你們得去酒吧消遣 [05:33.70]Well,you could just hang out at the coolest bar in the state,which is so close it will blow your mind. [05:33.70]你們可以到全州最酷的酒吧逛逛 絕對會讓你們大跌眼鏡的 [05:40.97]And boom goes the dynamite. [05:40.97]瞧好了 您咧 [05:43.29]The coolest bar in New Jersey. [05:43.29]新澤西最酷的酒吧 [05:45.39]Yeah,it probably is. [05:45.39]是啊 可能吧 [05:47.27]This is great! We got darts. [05:47.27]棒極了! 有飛鏢 [05:50.57]Half a ping-pong table. A fish bowl. [05:50.57]半個乒乓球桌 一整個魚缸 [05:54.05]Look what turned out to be an awesome night as promised. [05:54.05]瞧瞧 答應(yīng)你們的超級一夜 沒讓你們失望吧 [05:57.07]Maybe we can drop some Bac-O's in here and make them fight. [05:57.07]也許我們能扔點培根進去 看看它們打架 [05:59.80]No,thanks.I don't mess with fish bowls unless they have my two favorite fish-- [05:59.80]不用了吧 我從來不對魚感興趣 除了兩類我最喜歡的魚-- [06:03.84]the sucker fish and the blow fish. [06:03.84]"吸魚"跟"吹魚" [06:06.66]What up! [06:06.66]說得好吧! [06:08.61]For "blow fish"? [06:08.61]"吹魚"? [06:10.17]I don't think so. [06:10.17]不覺得 [06:13.40]- Marshall. - You're better than that. [06:13.40]- Marshall - 你水平不該這么差的 [06:15.74]- Lily. - Not good enough. [06:15.74]- Lily - 不夠好 [06:18.49]Stella? [06:18.49]Stella? [06:22.56]Sorry. [06:22.56]抱歉 [06:24.83]I am not lowering this until someone gives me the respect [06:24.83]在沒人給我尊重跟我閃亮一擊之前 [06:28.13]of another person's knuckles tapping against mine in a light but decisive manner. [06:28.13]我是不會把手放下來的 [06:35.69]Pretty,pretty... Pretty,pretty... Pretty... Who's a pretty baby? [06:35.69]來嘛 來嘛... 來嘛 小寶貝 [06:41.46]Then know this... [06:41.46]那好吧 再聽著... [06:42.90]until it gets what it wants,nay,deserves, [06:42.90]在他得到想要的東西...不對... 是應(yīng)得的東西之前 [06:47.32]this fist will not yield. [06:47.32]這個拳頭絕不妥協(xié) [06:51.50]It. Will. Not. Yield. [06:51.50]絕-不-妥-協(xié) [06:57.25]- So who wants to play Scrabble? - Sure,whatever. [06:57.25]- 誰想玩拼字游戲? - 好啊 [07:00.13]Oh,heads up,the "X" tile is little hard to read because a couple years ago, [07:00.13]對了 "X"形狀的拼板有點看不清 [07:03.39]it went all the way through my dog. [07:03.39]因為幾年前我的狗特別"青睞"過 [07:07.11]You know,maybe we should get a dog again when you move in. [07:07.11]也許等你搬進來后我們再養(yǎng)條狗 [07:10.59]When I what? [07:10.59]我什么? [07:12.25]Oh,great. There's Robin. [07:12.25]哦 太好了 是Robin來了 [07:20.01]I thought they were moving in with you. [07:20.01]我以為她們會搬去跟你住 [07:22.19]So did I. [07:22.19]我也是 [07:25.36]Oh,God,am I moving to New Jersey? [07:25.36]噢 上帝 我要搬來新澤西? [07:28.96]Hey,guys,I bet that dog was really flying high after it swallowed a little "X." [07:28.96]嘿 伙計們 我打賭那狗吞下"X"之后 肯定很嗨 [07:33.94]Nailed it! [07:33.94]酷斃了! [07:37.19]Come on! [07:37.19]不是吧! [07:42.38]I can't live here. [07:42.38]我不能在這兒住 [07:44.13]It wouldn't be that bad. [07:44.13]也許沒那么糟呢 [07:45.68]You could put a mini - fridge over there and maybe some knock hockey. [07:45.68]你能在那擺個迷你冰箱 還能玩玩小型曲棍球 [07:48.81]Knock hockey. Nice one,Big Mon. [07:48.81]小型曲棍球 好樣的 來一個 [07:51.61]I meant New Jersey in general,not this basement. [07:51.61]我是說整個新澤西 不是這個地下室 [07:54.93]She wants me to move here? I don't get it. We discussed this months ago. [07:54.93]她想讓我搬來? 我糊涂了 幾個月前我們談過 [07:59.21]So I was thinking after the wedding,you and Lucy could move in here. [07:59.21]我在想我們結(jié)婚以后 你跟Lucy可以搬過來 [08:06.03]Yeah,she could play out on the fire escape, [08:06.03]當(dāng)然了 她可以在救生梯那玩 [08:08.38]maybe make friends with that guy who sleeps on that couch in the alley, [08:08.38]也可以跟那個在后巷 睡在沙發(fā)上的人交朋友 [08:11.46]ride her bike up and down Broadway. [08:11.46]騎著自行車去百老匯 [08:13.39]It's a great idea,Ted. [08:13.39]主意棒極了 Ted [08:17.62]I don't understand why you'd want to live in New Jersey [08:17.62]想不明白有機會住在曼哈頓 [08:20.53]when you have a chance to live in Manhattan? [08:20.53]干嘛非要留在新澤西 [08:22.75]I thought having a rent-controlled apartment on the Upper West Side [08:22.75]我原以為在上西區(qū)有套 租金固定的公寓 [08:24.76]was half the reason she agreed to marry me. [08:24.76]是她答應(yīng)嫁給我的部分原因 [08:26.63]Really,I thought it was the whole reason. What is up? [08:26.63]是嗎 我以為是全部原因呢? 這個不錯吧 [08:30.90]Robin,hey! Looking good. [08:30.90]Robin 嘿! 看起來不錯哦 [08:33.67]Bump the Barnacle. [08:33.67]撞一個 [08:35.07]Stella already told me not to. [08:35.07]Stella讓我別 [08:37.01]How was your first day? [08:37.01]你第一天如何? [08:38.06]- It wasn't. - What? [08:38.06]- 不是 - 什么? [08:39.56]It wasn't my first day. [08:39.56]不是我的第一天 [08:41.01]I showed up and there were 20 other people. [08:41.01]我到那兒去發(fā)現(xiàn)還有其他20個人 [08:43.11]It turns out,I didn't actually get the job. [08:43.11]看樣子我還沒有拿到那份工作 [08:44.94]I only got an audition. [08:44.94]他們只是讓我去試鏡 [08:46.60]What,how did that happen? [08:46.60]什么 怎么會這樣? [08:47.68]I don't know. Because he told me that I got it. [08:47.68]我不知道 因為他們告訴我成功了啊 [08:50.15]I got it? I got it! [08:50.15]我成功了? 我成功了! [08:53.21]And just to be clear,when I say "you got it," I mean an audition. [08:53.21]得說清楚 我說"你成功了" 指的是試鏡機會 [08:58.62]You got an audition. [08:58.62]你成功得到了試鏡機會 [09:00.31]I don't want there to be any confusion. You have an audition only. [09:00.31]我不想有任何誤會 你得到的只是試鏡 [09:04.96]Not the job. [09:04.96]不是這份工作 [09:07.71]Thank you! Thank you! [09:07.71]謝謝! 謝謝! [09:09.92]Okay,I'm going to call and beg Joel to give me my job back. [09:09.92]好了 我現(xiàn)在要給Joel打電話 讓我回去 [09:12.55]- No! - You hated that job. [09:12.55]- 別! - 你討厭那份工作 [09:14.63]I don't know,it wasn't so bad. [09:14.63]不知道 也沒那么糟吧 [09:16.14]Robin,what did they make you call Tropical Storm Hector when it was raining cats and dogs? [09:16.14]Robin 外面下著磅礴大雨的時候 他們讓你管熱帶風(fēng)暴叫啥? [09:21.04]A furricane. [09:21.04]"熱風(fēng)雨" [09:22.75]Hey,Ted. Rock me like a furricane. [09:22.75]嘿 Ted 像"熱風(fēng)雨"一樣震撼我 [09:25.87]Thanks. [09:25.87]謝了 [09:28.00]Mean. [09:28.00]還真忍心... [09:29.57]Okay,yeah,it sucks,but what can I do? [09:29.57]OK 是的 糟透了 可我能怎么辦? [09:31.63]I mean,I'm not going to get that other job. [09:31.63]我沒法拿到那份工作的 [09:33.41]You guys should have seen the other women at this audition. [09:33.41]你們得去看看去試鏡的那些女人 [09:35.59]They all had more experience than me,were more ethnic than me. [09:35.59]個個比我有經(jīng)驗 比我有特色 [09:38.95]There was an African-American chick with blue eyes,how can I compete with that? [09:38.95]居然有個長著藍眼睛的非裔美國小妞 我能比得上嗎? [09:43.23]Mm,you can't. [09:43.23]確實不能 [09:44.90]No,you can compete with anyone. [09:44.90]不 你能勝過任何人 [09:46.85]You're Robin Scherbatsky. [09:46.85]你是Robin Scherbatsky [09:48.50]Confident. Strong. Tall. [09:48.50]自信 強硬 高挑 [09:50.73]With crazy long legs that look great in shorts. [09:50.73]還有穿上短褲讓人驚羨的美腿 [09:53.65]I'm calling Joel. [09:53.65]我要打給Joel [09:54.82]No,Robin,if you call him right now,you will hate yourself. [09:54.82]不 Robin 如果你現(xiàn)在給他打電話 你會后悔的 [09:58.39]Look,I have slept with lots of women who afterwards told me off and stormed out. [09:58.39]聽著 我跟很多女人睡過 之后有些人會消失 [10:03.15]And sometimes they'd pick up the phone and they'd call me and then we'd hook up again. [10:03.15]但是有時候又會拿起電話打給我 我們會再勾搭上 [10:08.04]And when we were finished,I could see that look on their faces, [10:08.04]完事之后 我能看到她們的表情 [10:11.07]that look that says they hate themselves and they wish they'd never called. [10:11.07]那是厭惡自己 后悔不該打電話的表情 [10:16.27]But if you could see that look... [10:16.27]如果你能看到那表情... [10:17.98]Actually,you can see that look,there's a video. www-dot... [10:17.98]實際上 你能看到 有個視頻 在www..... [10:21.15]No! Stop,okay? I won't call. [10:21.15]別說了! 好了! 我不打就是 [10:24.43]Don't drink the beer! [10:24.43]別喝那啤酒! [10:25.49]I just remembered when I bought it. [10:25.49]我剛想起來是啥時候買的 [10:26.89]It was right before I got pregnant with Lucy. [10:26.89]是在我懷Lucy之前買的 [10:28.90]Ted,would you mind running to PriceCo and picking some up? [10:28.90]Ted 能不能去趟PriceCo買點回來? [10:31.61]Oh,and while you're there,maybe you could sign up for a card. [10:31.61]你到了那 也許該申請個會員卡 [10:33.49]I mean,you'll probably end up going there all the time. [10:33.49]你可能會經(jīng)常去那里的 [10:38.84]That's the look. [10:38.84]就是這個表情 [10:42.75]I can't move here. I hate it here. I would kill myself. [10:42.75]我不能搬來這里 我討厭這 我會自殺的 [10:46.46]Maybe New Jersey's not that bad. Stella has a lawn. [10:46.46]也許新澤西也沒那么糟 Stella有塊草坪 [10:49.91]You could get a riding lawn mower. They sell them over there. [10:49.91]你可以玩割草機 那邊就有賣的 [10:52.68]I saw one with a cup holder. [10:52.68]我還看到有杯托 [10:54.41]I saw a recliner with a built-in cup holder. [10:54.41]我還看到一個帶杯托的躺椅 [10:56.94]I even saw a hammock with a cup holder. [10:56.94]我甚至還看到了帶杯托的吊床 [10:58.70]You live in New Jersey,you never have to hold a cup again. [10:58.70]要是你住在新澤西 就再也不用手舉著杯子了 [11:01.27]I don't think I have as big a problem holding cups as you do. [11:01.27]我還真不像你似的對 舉杯子有那么大障礙 [11:04.25]I will give you $100 to fist pump me. [11:04.25]你跟我碰下拳 我給你100塊 [11:10.12]200塊 [11:11.87]Just put it down,Barney. [11:11.99]放下來吧 Barney [11:13.45]Your arm must be killing you by now. [11:13.59]你現(xiàn)在胳膊一定疼死了 [11:17.44]1萬塊如何 [11:20.55]Look,you'll be right across the river. You'll be in New York all the time. [11:20.55]瞧 你只是剛好在河對岸 你隨時能到紐約的 [11:23.11]- Oh,yeah? - Yeah. [11:23.11]- 真的么? - 真的 [11:24.89]Um,excuse me. [11:24.89]打擾一下 [11:26.27]You guys are from New York,right? [11:26.27]你們是從紐約搬來的吧 [11:27.58]Yeah,we moved here from Manhattan. [11:27.58]對 我們從曼哈頓搬來 [11:28.99]Do you ever get into the city? [11:28.99]你們進過城嗎 [11:30.61]All the time. [11:30.61]隨時都能進 [11:31.57]See? All the time. [11:31.57]聽見了沒 隨時都能進 [11:32.86]When was the last time you were there? [11:32.86]那上次進城是什么時候? [11:34.33]We just had dinner at O'Rourke's. [11:34.33]我們剛在O'Rourke吃過晚飯 [11:36.29]That's been closed for six years. [11:36.29]那地方已經(jīng)關(guān)了6年了 [11:38.42]It has been awhile. [11:38.42]那還真是有陣子了 [11:40.11]Funny,we don't miss it. [11:40.11]有趣 我們都沒發(fā)現(xiàn) [11:41.48]Well,I guess we're New Jersey-ians now. [11:41.48]我想我們現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)完全變成新澤西人了 [11:43.83]Honey,look,dog shirts. [11:43.83]親愛的 瞧 狗狗T恤 [11:48.02]I can't do it. [11:48.02]我不能這樣 [11:48.74]I'm just going to tell Stella she and Lucy have to move into the city and that's that. [11:48.74]我要告訴Stella 她和Lucy該搬去紐約 [11:52.95]MARSHALL: Okay,what do you guys think? [11:52.95]你們覺得哪件好? [11:54.94]Beagle or Boston terrier? [11:54.94]小獵犬還是波士頓狗? [12:00.95]Are those tears? [12:00.95]你眼中是淚水嗎? [12:04.15]They're awesome... manly pain tears. They're not emotional. [12:04.15]是勇敢的男兒淚水 不帶感情的 [12:09.69]Okay,they're a little bit emotional. [12:09.69]好吧 稍稍有些感情在里面 [12:13.04]Where's Robin? [12:13.04]Robin在哪? [12:15.95]Oh,no. [12:15.95]哦 不! [12:18.46]Hey,Shirley,it's Robin calling for Joel. [12:18.46]嘿 Shirley 我是Robin 要找Joel [12:20.93]Robin,hang up the phone. Don't do this. [12:20.93]Robin 掛掉電話 別這樣 [12:22.92]Sorry,I know,okay? [12:22.92]對不起 我明白 [12:24.37]- If you don't hang up right now... - Stop. [12:24.37]- 如果你現(xiàn)在不掛電話... - 別說了 [12:26.97]Hey,Joel,it's Robin. [12:26.97]嘿 Joel 我是Robin [12:29.19]So Madam Butterfly wants to come back to the cocoon. [12:29.19]蝴蝶夫人想飛回繭里面來 [12:32.87]Yeah,look,I'm sorry I said all that stuff. [12:32.87]聽著 說了那樣的話 我很抱歉 [12:35.15]Well,you can stick your sorries in your sock drawer,'cause you've already been replaced. [12:35.15]道歉的話留著對家里裝襪子的抽屜說去吧 因為你已經(jīng)被頂替了 [12:38.93]I've got Brian in makeup and he couldn't be more excited. [12:38.93]Brian在這里精心化妝 他已經(jīng)無比激動了 [12:42.39]I can't do this. I can't do this. [12:42.39]我不行 我不行 [12:45.10]Uh,okay,look,as much as I want to see college boy here wet himself on camera, [12:45.10]好吧 我可不想見到一個大學(xué)生 在鏡頭前汗流浹背 [12:49.70]if you can get here in time to read the 11:00 news,you can have your old job back. [12:49.70]如果你能及時趕回來播報11點新聞 你就能保住飯碗 [12:54.18]Okay,I have a half hour to make it to the studio. [12:54.18]好 我有半個鐘頭趕到電臺 [12:56.91]There's no way you can make it to the city in a half hour. [12:56.91]你不可能半個小時趕到那里 [12:59.22]Robin,don't do this. [12:59.22]Robin 別這樣 [13:00.29]I know it's scary to bet on yourself,but if you don't,nobody else will. [13:00.29]我知道自己賭一把很讓人害怕 但如果你不賭 沒人會為你賭 [13:03.64]And I'm not just saying that to get a fist bump. [13:03.64]我這么說不是為了要碰拳 [13:05.47]Although,come on,a fist bump would be great. But I really mean it. [13:05.47]盡管碰個拳也挺好 但我是說真的 [13:07.95]I am betting on myself. [13:07.95]我正是要自己賭一把 [13:09.13]I am betting that I can make it there by 11:00. [13:09.13]我賭自己能在11點趕回去 [13:27.80]Hey,did you get the beer? [13:27.80]買到啤酒了嗎? [13:29.03]Yeah,I got 144-pack. [13:29.03]我買了144罐一組的 [13:31.31]The rest is in the trunk. [13:31.31]剩下的在后備箱 [13:33.15]And did you sign up for the membership? [13:33.15]辦會員卡了嗎? [13:34.85]No. [13:34.85]沒有 [13:36.91]Why not? [13:36.91]為啥呢 [13:37.69]There was a line for the photos... my hair's a mess... [13:37.69]照相排好長的隊...而且我的發(fā)型一團糟 [13:40.12]I don't want to move to New Jersey. [13:40.12]我不想搬來新澤西 [13:42.84]What? [13:42.84]什么? [13:43.83]I can't do it. [13:43.83]我不能這樣 [13:44.62]And I can't see any reason why you and Lucy shouldn't move to New York. [13:44.62]我也想不出你和Lucy留在這里的理由 [13:48.40]Well,my daughter goes to school here. [13:48.40]我女兒在這邊上學(xué) [13:50.30]All of her friends are here. [13:50.30]她的朋友全都在這里 [13:51.57]I've lived here my whole life. My whole family is here. [13:51.57]我一輩子都住在這里 我的全家都在這 [13:53.71]This is my house. I'm on the PTA. [13:53.71]這是我的房子 我是家庭教師協(xié)會一份子 [13:55.46]And as of June 1,I'm the deputy mayor. [13:55.46]等到6月1號 我就是副會長了 [13:59.87]Yes,but my apartment is really close to the subway. [13:59.87]沒錯 但我的公寓離地鐵很近 [14:05.03]Ted,we're not moving,end of discussion. [14:05.03]Ted 我們不會搬的 討論結(jié)束 [14:07.87]How can it be end of discussion if there's never been a discussion? [14:07.87]如果沒有討論過 哪來的討論結(jié)束呢 [14:11.05]This is part of being a parent. I can't just uproot Lucy. [14:11.05]這就是為人父母的一部分 我不能改變Lucy的生活 [14:13.92]People with kids move all the time. [14:13.92]帶著孩子的父母一直都搬來搬去的 [14:15.88]I think it would be really great for Lucy to grow up in the greatest city in the world. [14:15.88]我想對Lucy來說 在世界數(shù)一數(shù)二的 大城市里成長再好不過 [14:19.73]Oh,here we go-- New York's the greatest city in the whole wide world. [14:19.73]又來了--紐約是世界上數(shù)一數(shù)二的大城市 [14:22.46]It's where dreams come true and pigeon poop tastes like tapioca. [14:22.46]在這里美夢成真 就連鴿子的便便味道都像木薯粉 [14:25.42]Want to know a little secret,Ted? [14:25.42]想知道個小秘密嗎 Ted [14:26.95]New Jersey is better than New York. [14:26.95]新澤西比紐約更好 [14:30.37]Better than... You think... I... [14:30.37]更好...你認(rèn)為...我... [14:33.71]The Empire State Buil... [14:33.71]帝國大廈... [14:35.86]H and H Bage... [14:35.86]H&H百吉餅店... [14:37.61]Lincoln Ce... Zabar's... Papaya King. [14:37.61]林肯中心... 休閑酒吧... 木瓜大王熱狗店 [14:41.91]New York is the intellectual and cultural hub of the planet. [14:41.91]紐約就是地球上知識與文化的結(jié)合之所 [14:45.56]New York is full of weirdoes,and snobs and mean people. [14:45.56]紐約全是怪人 盡是些諂媚和刻薄之人 [14:49.24]Ted,do you know that once,an old lady actually called me a bitch and threw a cat in my face? [14:49.24]Ted 知道有次一個老婦人罵我婊子 還把貓扔我臉上嗎? [14:53.53]And you want to know if that happened in New Jersey? [14:53.53]想知道這種事有沒有在新澤西發(fā)生過嗎 [14:55.42]Uh-uh,86th and Lex,right in front of your beloved little Papaya King. [14:55.42]沒有 Lex大街86號 剛好發(fā)生在 你最愛的木瓜大王熱狗店門前 [14:59.46]Ted,people are nice in New Jersey. [14:59.46]Ted 新澤西的人很友好 [15:02.29]I mean it's the kind of place where you know your neighbors. [15:02.29]在這里你可以結(jié)識你的鄰居 [15:04.48]Hey,I know my neighbors. [15:04.48]嘿 我和我的鄰居很熟 [15:06.52]Oh,yeah? Like who? [15:06.52]是嗎 比如誰? [15:07.84]Right across the hall,I got... [15:07.84]就對門的 我認(rèn)識... [15:09.68]Clax... pa... mon... [15:09.68]Clax... pa... mon... [15:11.62]Claxpamon? [15:11.62]Claxpamon? [15:12.57]His name is Paxton. [15:12.57]人家叫Paxton [15:14.15]Love that dude. [15:14.15]我最喜歡他了 [15:16.80]Sorry,in a hurry. Got to get to the front. Got to get off first. [15:16.80]抱歉 趕時間 要到前面去 請讓開 [15:19.86]Whoa,don't run over Matisse. [15:19.86]別撞到Matisse [15:22.10]Okay,so this is crazy. [15:22.10]有沒有搞錯 [15:23.73]You can't actually think that New Jersey is better than New York. [15:23.73]你不該認(rèn)為新澤西比紐約好 [15:27.73]New York has Broadway. We win right there. [15:27.73]紐約有百老匯 憑這點我們就贏了 [15:30.15]Oh,no,she did not. Knuckle up for safety. [15:30.15]不 她沒有 碰一下以策安全 [15:34.24]We have Atlantic City. [15:34.24]我們有大西洋城 [15:35.37]Can't beat the A.C. Pretty please? No one has to know. [15:35.37]無法超越的大西洋城 靚女碰下吧 沒人知道的 [15:39.01]New York has Greenwich Village. [15:39.01]紐約有格林威治村 [15:40.30]New Jersey has The Shore. [15:40.30]新澤西有The Shore樂隊 [15:41.79]Woody Allen. [15:41.79]紐約有Woody Allen [15:43.03]Oscar-winning chronicler of urban neuroses. Bump it! [15:43.03]榮獲奧斯卡獎的都市傳奇人物 來吧 [15:47.12]Bruce Springsteen. [15:47.12]Bruce Springsteen [15:48.06]Sinatra. [15:48.06]Sinatra [15:49.24]He's from Hoboken... New Jersey. [15:49.24]他是霍博肯出身...屬新澤西 [15:51.25]Yeah,but what city is he singing about? [15:51.25]沒錯 但他唱的是什么城市來著 [15:53.54]It's not "Secaucus,Secaucus." [15:53.54]不是"錫考克斯鎮(zhèn) 錫考克斯鎮(zhèn)"吧 [16:03.45]Now you kids can either believe this or not, [16:03.45]孩子們 不管你們相信與否 [16:06.20]but this is how your Aunt Robin swears it happened. [16:06.20]Robin阿姨是這樣完成自己的誓言的 [16:15.35]Look,Stella,I understand that coming from New Jersey you don't picture yourself loving New York, [16:15.35]聽著 Stella 我明白從新澤西來的你 無法想象自己會熱愛紐約 [16:21.51]but trust me,Marshall didn't expect to,and now he wouldn't think of living anywhere else. [16:21.51]但請相信我 Marshall一開始也不相信 但現(xiàn)在他都不愿意住在別處 [16:26.68]I hate New York! [16:26.68]我討厭紐約! [16:29.01]I'm sorry,but it's true. [16:29.01]對不起 但是真的 [16:30.81]Okay,today I was walking around PriceCo. [16:30.81]今天我去PriceCo [16:32.95]Have you ever been there? It's huge. [16:32.95]你去過嗎 里面超大的 [16:34.83]All the stores in New York are so cramped. [16:34.83]紐約所有店鋪都那么窄 [16:36.54]Every time I turn,I knock something over. [16:36.54]每次我轉(zhuǎn)身都要碰掉東西 [16:38.43]I'm like some huge monster that came out of the ocean to destroy bodegas. [16:38.43]我就像從海里來的大怪獸 一心想毀掉酒窖似的 [16:42.37]But,Marshall,you love New York. [16:42.37]但是Marshall 你是愛紐約的 [16:43.71]Yeah,I do,except that I hate it. [16:43.71]是的 但我更恨它 [16:46.52]I'm too big for New York,okay? [16:46.52]我對紐約來說塊頭太大了 [16:48.89]I'm always trying to fit into cramped little subway seats [16:48.89]我總要努力擠進窄小的地鐵座位 [16:51.22]or duck under doorways that were built 150 years ago. [16:51.22]或者低頭躲建了150年之久的大門 [16:53.83]Hey,guess what? People are bigger now. Build bigger doorways. [16:53.83]知道嗎 現(xiàn)在人們塊頭都大了 弄個大點的門 [16:56.70]What the hell is the matter with you? [16:56.70]你們這幫人是怎么了 [16:58.01]Small city,big man-- give it up. [16:58.01]小城市 大塊頭-- 來一下 [17:00.02]And it's so loud,all the time. [17:00.02]而且那里還很吵鬧 一刻不停 [17:02.76]Yes,it's the city that never sleeps. [17:02.76]那是座不眠之城 [17:04.14]Well,guess what,I like to sleep. [17:04.14]但你猜怎么著 我就喜歡睡覺 [17:06.34]I've been tired for eight years. [17:06.34]我累了8年了 [17:08.54]Tired and scared with black and blue marks on my elbows from trying to fit through all these tiny elf doorways. [17:08.54]我厭倦了因為鉆矮子的門口 而把自己手肘弄得青一塊紫一塊 [17:13.96]New Jersey's great. [17:13.96]新澤西就很好 [17:15.61]It's got huge stores,and lawns and you never have to carry a cup again. [17:15.61]大商店 草坪 而且還不用自己舉杯子 [17:20.52]Not for the rest of your life. [17:20.52]這輩子都不用 [17:22.67]I'm not afraid to say it-- I love New Jersey. [17:22.67]我要無所畏懼的高呼--我愛新澤西 [17:28.92]I'm just kidding. [17:28.92]我開玩笑呢 [17:32.61]Look,Stella... [17:32.61]聽著 Stella... [17:34.82]I get it,okay? [17:34.82]我明白 [17:37.10]I see what you're saying. [17:37.10]我懂你意思 [17:38.93]I guess... [17:38.93]我想... [17:42.32]we could live in Brooklyn. [17:42.32]我們可以住在布魯克林區(qū) (紐約貧民區(qū)) [17:45.46]You know what,Ted... [17:45.46]知道嗎 Ted... [17:47.52]live wherever you want. I don't care. [17:47.52]你愛住哪住哪 我管不著 [17:58.12]Awkward silence. Tap it. [17:58.12]尷尬的沉默 碰一下 [18:12.56]Oh,hey,Lucy. What are you doing up? [18:12.56]嘿 Lucy 起來干嘛 [18:14.97]There was some loud noises in the basement. [18:14.97]地下室很吵 [18:17.53]Sorry about that. [18:17.53]真抱歉 [18:19.21]Why don't you got back to bed,sweetie. [18:19.21]干嘛不回去睡覺呢 親愛的 [18:20.44]I can't go to sleep without a story. [18:20.44]不聽故事 我睡不著 [18:22.88]- Okay,I'll just get your mom... - Why don't you read it to me? [18:22.88]- 好 我去給你找媽媽... - 你能念給我聽嗎 [18:28.47]Okay,come on. [18:28.47]好 來吧 [18:29.08]* You know she thrills me with all her charms * [18:35.05]* When I'm wrapped up in my baby's arms * [18:40.74]* My little girl gives me everything * [18:46.67]* When I'm walking down the street with you * [18:52.02]* Sing sha-la-la,la-la-la-la Sha-la-la-la...* [18:59.18]I'm moving here. [18:59.18]我搬來這邊 [19:02.71]- Really? - Really. [19:02.71]- 真的嗎? - 真的 [19:06.02]New Jersey wins. [19:06.02]新澤西勝出 [19:26.91]Oh,thank you! [19:26.91]謝謝 [19:30.71]Wait... [19:30.71]等下... [19:42.96]Good evening,New York. [19:42.96]晚上好 紐約 [19:44.26]Hey,look,she made it. [19:44.26]瞧 她趕到了 [19:46.60]Our top story tonight-- the newborn panda at the Central Park Zoo got its first tooth today. [19:46.60]今晚的頭條是 在中央動物園出生的 熊貓寶寶剛長出了第一顆牙 [19:51.66]I guess that makes her a... [19:51.66]我想它變成了... [19:54.53]molar bear. [19:54.53]臼齒熊 [19:57.07]Molar bear. Molar bear. [19:57.07]臼齒熊 臼齒熊 [20:02.52]You know what? I really am done. [20:02.52]知道嗎 我還是算了 [20:05.73]Good night,New York. [20:05.73]晚安 紐約 [20:12.18]Wow,she really quit. [20:12.18]她真的辭職了 [20:14.37]You think we had anything to do with that? [20:14.37]你覺得這事和我們有關(guān)系嗎 [20:16.83]Yeah,I think we did. [20:16.83]是啊 我想有的 [20:20.71]Nice job,Barney. [20:20.71]干得漂亮 Barney [20:23.52]Oh,my God! Thank you! [20:23.52]額滴神啊 謝謝 [20:28.69]Oh,that was killing my arm. [20:28.69]我的胳膊簡直疼死了 [20:31.32]My arm hasn't been this sore since I was 13 years old and figured out how to lock a bathroom. [20:31.32]上次這么酸疼還是我13歲 想把浴室的門鎖上的時候呢 [20:35.84]Up top. [20:35.84]擊掌 [20:39.44]Oh,no. [20:39.44]哦 不 [20:46.74]What's wrong? [20:46.74]怎么了? [20:47.73]Well,I officially didn't get that job. [20:47.73]我最終與那份工作無緣 [20:50.35]I'm so sorry. [20:50.35]我很遺憾 [20:51.48]That's okay. They,um,they offered me another one. [20:51.48]沒關(guān)系 他們提供了另一份工作 [20:54.74]Hey,that's great. What are you going to be doing? [20:54.74]好極了 那你要做什么 [20:57.01]Foreign correspondent. I'm,uh... [20:57.01]海外通訊記者 我... [20:59.97]moving to Japan. [20:59.97]要去日本了 [21:07.54老爸老媽浪漫史 第四季 第3集 結(jié)束

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