《新福爾摩斯》第88期:天才和凡人怎樣達成共識
John Watson.Are you set up for Wi-Fi?You realise this is a tiny bit humiliating?
這里能無線上網嗎 你也知道這有點丟人吧
It's OK, I'm fine.Now...show me to the stream.
還好 無所謂 現(xiàn)在讓我看看河邊
I didn't really mean for you.
我不是說丟你的人
Look, this is a six.There's no point in my leaving the flat for anything less than a seven, we agreed.
聽著 這才第六起 第七起之前我離開公寓去勘察毫無意義 我們已經達成共識了
Now go back,show me the grass.
現(xiàn)在往后退 讓我看草地
When did we agree that?
我們什么時候達成的共識
We agreed it yesterday. Stop!Closer.
昨天 停 近點
I wasn't even at home yesterday. I was in Dublin.
我昨天根本不在家 我去了都柏林
It's hardly my fault you weren't listening.Shut up!
你沒聽見是你的問題 閉嘴
Do you just carry on talking when I'm away?
我不在家你還一個人叨叨
I don't know, how often are you away?Now...show me the car that backfired.
誰知道你什么時候不在家 現(xiàn)在讓我看看排氣管回火那車
It's there.That's the one that made the noise, yes?
在那邊 就是這輛車發(fā)出巨響的吧
Yeah.If you're thinking gunshot...There wasn't one. He wasn't shot,he was killed by a single blow to the back from a blunt instrument, which then magically disappeared, along with the killer.
對 如果你在考慮槍擊 沒有槍擊 他沒有中彈 致命傷是背后一處鈍器重擊 但兇器和兇手一起神秘消失了
It's got to be an eight, at least.
我看這次至少得有八起案子
You've got two more minutes,they want to know more about the driver.
你還有兩分鐘 他們想知道更多司機的信息
Oh, forget him, he's an idiot.
不用管他 他是個白癡
Why else would he think himself a suspect?
他怎么會認為自己是疑犯
I think he's a suspect.
是我認為他有嫌疑
Pass me over.All right,but there's a mute button, and I will use it.
把電腦遞過去 好吧 要是有靜音按鈕 我巴不得馬上按掉
Up a bit! I'm not talking from down here!
舉高點 我才不要在下面說話
OK. Just take it, take it.
好吧 你舉著 舉著吧
Having successfully committed a crime without a single witness...why would he call the police and consult a detective?
成功謀殺且沒有證人 他何必又叫警察又找偵探
Fair play?
想跟你公平競賽
He's trying to be clever.It's overconfidence.
他在耍小聰明 他是過于自負了
Did you see him? Morbidly obese,the undisguised halitosis of a single man living on his own.
你見過他嗎 過度肥胖 口臭熏天證明是單身漢
The right sleeve of an internet porn addict,the breathing pattern of an untreated heart condition.
右袖子證明他沉迷于色情網站 呼吸模式證明他是未治療的心臟病患者
Low self-esteem, tiny IQ and a limited life expectancy,and you think he's a criminal mastermind?!Don't worry, this is just stupid.
自尊低 智商低 命不長久 你居然認為他能策劃罪案 別擔心 這推論傻瘋了
