艾倫脫口秀32 狗的笑臉看起來是哭臉

What is that? well, you know.

這是怎么了 好吧 你懂的

I didn't have to tell her twice,so...

對于我的命令她向來是乖乖執(zhí)行

Well, no, she ah...

好吧 不是啦 實(shí)際上她

We obviously love our dogs very much.uh.

很明顯 我倆非常愛狗 當(dāng)然

And she does the thing on her twitter account I think

她在她的推特上發(fā)起了這個活動

called 'Tuesdays with Tina',uh-huh.

叫做“周二陪TINA” 好吧

And it's always a picture of Tina with the exact same face,

她總會po張和Tina表情一模一樣的照片

I mean,she...pull it...there it is.

所以說 那張 就這張

I mean that's literally what our dog is like all the time,and so...

這基本上就是我家狗的慣常表情

so Tina's not happy.

所以 Tina不太高興

So...no,that's Tina's happy face. trust me. That's her happy face?

不 這已經(jīng)是Tina的笑臉了 這真是她的笑臉嗎

Yeah, I don't wanna see her sad then.

是啊 好吧 那我就不期待她的哭臉了

She's a... you know, she's a little slow.

她吧 你知道的 反應(yīng)有點(diǎn)慢

Yeah,yes,it's fun.

哦哦 恩 很有意思

It's fun,but we love her the same. oh.

挺逗兒 我們依舊愛它 哦

That's pure bliss for that dog.

你看它享福的樣兒

That's what that looks like for that dog. yeah, well ,of course it is.

只是它天生就長這樣了 是呀 是怎么回事

Well,I saw that and I thought you have this anniversary coming up,

恩 我看到這個 又想到你倆的紀(jì)念日近了

and I wanna make sure you have something for her.

我想確保你又準(zhǔn)備禮物送給她

So I got you something to give to her. Oh,thank you.

所以我替你倒騰了點(diǎn)兒給她的小禮物 謝謝

Okay, which O think she'll enjoy more than that.

好的 我想她會比較喜歡

Let's walk over there. okay.

我們得走到這邊 好啊

All right.

好的

That looks large. well,it's what...

是個大家伙啊 嗯 它是

It's what she should be in, not what you had her in.

這才是她該住的地方 而不是你讓她待的那個

Okay, hahaha... all right.

好吧 哈哈哈 來吧

Am I taking if off, or somebody else's taking it off?

是我來把它掀開還是誰幫忙拿掉

We got it, okay.

我們來就可以了 好的

This way.

過來點(diǎn)兒

Perfect, yeah.

太棒了 是吧

See here.

我看看

Yeah, see now...

你瞧

This is a hell of a dog house. I know.

這狗屋太給力了 我知道啊

I might smart off more often.

我可以在這撒野了

I think she and Tina would be very happy in there.

我覺得 她和Tina待在這里會比較開心

This is comfy,yeah, uh-hum.

這兒挺舒服的 當(dāng)然

It's kinda like you own little green room.

它有點(diǎn)兒像你的小型休息室

I have no idea where this is going to go.

我還沒想到把它擱在哪兒

But you're...but you're taking that home,

但你會把它帶回家的

aren't you? but i'm taking it home.

對吧 我會把它帶回家

I know you are. Oh,yeah.

我就知道 必須的

It's going home for sure, thank you. all right, we're gonna take a break,and we will be back with Justin.

一定得帶走 謝謝啦 好的 讓我們稍做休息 稍后精彩繼續(xù)