艾倫脫口秀52:霸道總裁

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No, I'm not gonna try it now.

現(xiàn)在我也不想嘗試

I don't know if you have been following all the fun I wanna talk to about,

接下來我要說的趣事 不知道你們關注沒有

you know the Matt Lauer stuff is going on,

你們知道馬特·勞爾的節(jié)目嗎[馬特·勞爾是NBC今日秀主持人]

if you watching.Few weeks ago, we added a clip of him

如果你看過的話 幾周前 我們播過一段視頻

interviewing a cast of "Fifty Shades of Grey".

他采訪"霸道總裁愛上我"[五十度灰]的演職員們

And we made him look like he's wearing like this fetish outfit.

我們讓他穿得像 戀物癖性虐狂的男主角一樣

We did that,and aired it on our show.

你還別不信 還在我們的節(jié)目中播了

And a lot of the viewers of the "Today Show"

很多"今日秀"的觀眾們都信以為真

thought it was real, and rolled in.

大家蜂擁而至 點擊率那叫一個高

And so Matt was like,this was ridiculous,I would not wear that, that's not me.

馬特就說 這太荒唐了 我是不會穿的 我不會穿成那樣

So he came on the show,tried to set the record straight.

所以他來到了節(jié)目現(xiàn)場 想澄清下這段視頻

And as a peace offering,I gave him a frame photograph of him wearing that.

為了表達我的慰問 我給他裱了一張SM大叔照

And so he took it back to the "Today Show",and hung it in his dressing room.

結果人家把照片拿回"今日秀"掛到了化妝間

I was really surprised to see what he had in his dressing room,

他的化妝間里的東西 還真是嚇尿了我

I really was. Well, Matt you recently take that appearance on the Show.

真的 馬特前段時間上過"艾倫秀"

And look at this,she gave you a little gift.

瞧瞧這個 她送了你一份小禮物

Your very own "Fifty Shades of Grey" Portrait.Where you gonna hang that?

大叔專屬的"霸道總裁"照 準備掛哪兒啊

Funny you should mentioned that.It's up in my dressing room.

既然你提到這個 我掛在化妝間里了

Here we go.Here's the thing he collected.

瞧一瞧看一看 這是大叔的私人典藏

That's the trending today.One hundred percent not edited at all,That is real.

絕對是當下潮流 絕無PS 絕無后期處理 百分百原汁原味

We could drop the whole thing but I wouldn't done yet.

本來可以剪掉這段的 我想了想還沒玩夠

And he claimed he's gonna try to get it back me,

后來他就一直說要報復我

but you can't beat me in this game, Lauer.It is on.

但是勞爾啊 我可是整蠱大師 放馬過來

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