艾倫脫口秀167:奧茲醫(yī)生秀

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Beautiful picture of me.And it didn't say anything about my empire.

一張我的美照 但上面內(nèi)容跟我的帝國沒有半毛錢關(guān)系

It was just for a skin serum.It was an ad. For a skin serum,For a product I do not use.

就是個推廣護膚精華液的 就是個精華液的廣告 還是我從來沒用過的產(chǎn)品

I don't endorse this product.I don't want to say the company's name.

我才不會給它打廣告 我不會說那家公司的名字

I'm gonna call it "Garbage Water".Awh, if you see the same ad.

就叫它"垃圾水"好了 喔 如果你們也看到那個廣告

I want to make it clear.I don't use "Garbage Water".I've never used "Garbage Water".No introduce "Garbage Water".

我得澄清一下 我從來沒用過"垃圾水" 我也不會用它 也不會推廣它

The ad. makes "Garbage Water" Looks really good.It says celebrities use it.

那廣告十二分地美化了"垃圾水" 說什么好多明星都在用

It says it's been seen on Dr.Oz.None of it is real.I did some research.

還說上過"奧茲醫(yī)生秀" 全都是吹的 我查了一下

Here are some people that have used the product.

用過這產(chǎn)品就這些人

318 people have filed complaints with the Better Business Bureau.

318位消費者向商業(yè)改善局投訴了這款產(chǎn)品

And here's an Amazon review.The woman said the serum was a scam,and the company charge her credit card 89.95.

來看看亞馬遜的評論 這位女士說精華液完全是個騙局 那家公司還扣了她信用卡89.95美元

Yeah. So anyway,after all that happened.I was outraged afterall.Then I went back to Yahoo News.

嗯 總之 這一切發(fā)生之后 我很憤怒 然后我回到雅虎新聞的頁面

And then I saw a terrible picture of Oprah,And then a beautiful picture of Oprah.

接著我看到張奧普拉的丑照 和一張她的美照

Turns out, she's using the serum.So I bought some, becasue I felt like...

結(jié)果是她正在用這款精華 于是我買了一些 因為我覺得

She looks great.I mean, y'all,She looks really good.

她很好看 你們說對不對 她看起來真得很漂亮

Let's celebrate my empire with this dance, shall we?

跳個舞來慶祝一下我的帝國 怎么樣

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