艾倫脫口秀296:展示大家的照片

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Osteria IIson,is that right?Yes

Osteria IIson 這么讀對嗎 對的

how do you feel all those picture I just show to everybody else?I'm scared,I bet you are

你覺得我剛才展示給大家的照片怎么樣 嚇到我了 你肯定嚇著了

I bet you very scared,can you guss what picture I'm gonna show

我確定你肯定嚇壞了 你能猜出我會展示哪張照片么

I picked thousand that I have,oh really

我貼了成千上萬張 哦 真的嗎

I just saw one that I thought that was really really worth showing

我只看到了一張 我覺得真的真的值得一秀

Well let's just show it

好吧 我們來看看吧

That's not me,that's just one of my friend

這不是我 只是我一個朋友

I don't care,I'm not asking you to come down here

我不管 我又沒讓你下來這

That's called "face"book,who is that

這叫“臉”書 這人是誰

Let's get to the bottom of this,who is this

我得刨根問底了 這人是誰

It's one of my best friend Michel Luis

我其中的一個最好的朋友Michel

I'm blessing his face all he probably watch this

我在想他的臉 他也許在看這個

We are hiking on mount Ail on national park

我們在國家公園爬Ali山

we cilmb very dangerous rocks up to,that sign is "hidden canyon"

我們爬了那些非常奇險的石頭 看到了牌子上寫的“內有峽谷”

This is the post that he gives me

這是他給我的照片

Well he has a very pretty lady butt is what he has,very pretty

恩 他有個很美的女人屁股 非常漂亮

All right,All right,I bet after you show all the stuff

好吧 好吧 我相信在你們展示了這些東西后

you gonna all change your privacy settings I'm sure

我確定你們都會改你們的私人設置的

and those of you who I didn't show,congratulation I didn't show them

還有一些我們有展示的 恭喜你們 我沒有展示

But if I did show your picture today,you gonna get a brand new computer,you gonna get a brand new Acer laptop

但是我今天展示圖片的那些人 你們將會得到一臺嶄新的電腦 你們會得到一臺嶄新的宏基筆記本

For those of you who didn't get the picture show let's dance

那些沒有讓我展示照片的人 我們跳舞吧

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