艾倫脫口秀348:做喜歡做的事

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Hi,everybody,hi.I'm so happy,this is our first week of shows.

你們好嗎 我太開心了 這是節(jié)目的第一周

And I'm happy to be back,doing what I love doing with the people I love doing it to

很高興能夠回來 對我喜歡的人做我喜歡做的事

So,thank you for letting me do what I do to you

謝謝你們讓我繼續(xù)做我對你們做的事

In case you missed our premiere show,I didn't fly my audience to Australia

可能你錯過了我們的首映秀 我沒有把我的觀眾都送去澳大利亞

But,thanks to Ashton Kutcher,we all got to see the land down under

但是 得謝謝Ashton Kutcher 我們都見識到了下面的世界

People have been asking if Ashton was actually naked,he was wearing a nude color sock

有人懷疑Ashton是不是真的全裸了 好吧 其實他穿著一只膚色的襪子

Unfortunately it was on his foot.that's where the sock was

但不幸的是 他穿在了腳上 是的 襪子在腳上

And that was not the only scary thing that happened to me on saturday

但這并不是上周六發(fā)生的唯一一件嚇人的事

Listen to this,I'm not kidding around,I got struck by lightning

聽我說 我可沒開玩笑 我被雷擊中了

Well I didn't,but my house did.But still scary

確切的說不是我 是我的房子 但是仍然很嚇人吧

I don't know if you live here in Los Angeles,any of you,but there's a warning,I was watching TV

我不知道你們當中有沒有人住在洛杉磯 當時有警報 我正在看電視

and I heard the beeps.At first I thought wow Judge Judith swears a lot because

然后就聽到了嗶嗶聲 剛開始我還在想 朱迪法官可真愛飚臟話

And then it turns out the beeps were those emergency alerts

后來才發(fā)現(xiàn)嗶嗶聲原來是緊急警報

and warning that thunderstorms were in Los Angeles and I've only seen the emergency alert in Los Angeles only once before

暴風雨要來了 在洛杉磯我只見過一次緊急警報

And it was a serious emergency,It was Jamba Juice who was out of wheatgrass

那可是非常嚴重的緊急情況 是他們在用小麥草做然巴果汁時發(fā)出的聲音

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