艾倫脫口秀397:最暢銷的郵票

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The post office announced that some big changes that gonna happen

郵政局宣布了即將進(jìn)行幾次大改革

For the first time ever,they are gonna feature living people on stamps

他們將首次把還活著的人印在郵票上

I've always dreamed having my own stamps,but until now you first have to be dead for 5 years and I didn't want that badly so

我一直都想有我自己的郵票 但是以前你必須死上5年才夠資格 我還不至于那么著急想要

But now they are searching for first living person to be on stamp and I would like it to be me

現(xiàn)在他們?cè)谡业谝粋€(gè)印郵票的活人 我希望可以是我

So here's an idea came up with,thanks Andy

這是我想出的一個(gè)主意 謝謝Andy

I want it to be the best selling stamp of all the time,so it's a combo.It is,the Ellen Monroe

我希望它能成為歷史上最暢銷的郵票 它是一個(gè)組合 它就是艾倫夢(mèng)露

That's nice,can I,thank you.It features me in a dress,so It's very rare

不錯(cuò)吧 可以嗎 謝謝 這可是絕世珍品 因?yàn)樯厦嫖掖┲棺?/p>

It worth millions,so if you think I should be the first living person on the stamp,tell your congressmen

它能值上幾百萬(wàn) 如果你覺(jué)得我應(yīng)該是第一個(gè)被印在郵票上的活人 告訴國(guó)會(huì)議員

and go to our website send me a picture of what my stamp should look like

到我們網(wǎng)站 發(fā)一張你想象中我的郵票給我

I was on line earlier,I found something that I wanna share with you all.It's called

我之前上網(wǎng)發(fā)現(xiàn)了個(gè)東西 想跟你們分享 它叫做

This is a real thing that I found called the baby keeper.Here is a picture of it

這可是真事 它叫做嬰兒背帶 這有張照片

What happens is,you hooked it on to the door.So you just hang it on the door.how convenient is that,maybe I will have a baby

這么做 只要把他掛在門(mén)上 一直吊著就行了 這可太方便了 沒(méi)準(zhǔn)我會(huì)要個(gè)孩子

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