艾倫脫口秀410:讓人愛不釋手

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2019年01月19日

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Have a seat.Wooh,I appreciate it.That's a wonderful amount of energy coming right at me and I send it all right back to you.Thank you so much

請坐非常感謝謝謝你們這澎湃的熱情我把它送還給你們非常感謝

I think I konw why you're excited.That's right,very soon you're gonna be in a room of a whole bunch of people

我知道你們?yōu)槭裁茨敲醇?dòng) 沒錯(cuò) 你們即將在這里遇見一群人

Whose only desire is to suck the life out of you

他們唯一的欲望就是把你們吃掉

That's right.It's almost Thanksgiving

是啊感恩節(jié)就要到了

Also the cast of the new movie Twilight:Breaking Dawn part 1 is here

我們今天還將迎來《暮光之城:破曉》上集的全體演員

And if that is not exciting enough,also on the show today,the cast of the new movie Twilight:Breaking Dawn Part 2.

如果這還不夠今天的節(jié)目還有《暮光之城:破曉》下集的全體演員

I wanna read you some of these reviews.Let me read you,just a few

我來給你們念念這些評論幾條就夠了

It appeals to fans all in new,endlessly likeable,an experience not to be missed

它標(biāo)新立異讓人愛不釋手絕不容錯(cuò)過

That these are reviews of my book Seriously,I'm Kidding

這是我的新書《Seriously,I'm kidding》的書評

But I hear the reviews for Twilight are great,too.So,I just don't have them with me

但是我聽說《破曉》的評論也很不錯(cuò) 只不過我沒把它們帶來

I don't have ghost.This audience saw the movie and you loved it,right

我可沒找人代筆你們都看了吧很喜歡對嗎

Well,for those of you at home,I don't wanna say too much about the movie,cause I don't wanna spoil the ending.

電視機(jī)前的觀眾朋友們我不想說的太多因?yàn)槲遗掳呀Y(jié)局給透露出來

And then you know,you won't be surprised when you find out it was all a dream,so

當(dāng)你們知道這只是一個(gè)夢就不會(huì)有驚喜了

No,it's not a dream,it's real.And it's also very real and that media that hits the Cullen's house.That's very

騙你的它不是夢是真的并且也很真實(shí)的就是媒體們偷襲的Cullen夫人的房子這真是哎

No,I don't wanna ruin the ending.It's always better when you're surprised.It's just like,how surprised you're gonna be when you find out who Bella's real father is

不我不想把結(jié)局給毀了你們得自己看才會(huì)有意思想想當(dāng)你們發(fā)現(xiàn)Bella的生父是誰時(shí)會(huì)有多驚喜

No,it has nothing to do with her father.It's her mother.No,it has nothing to do with the parents.It's about the twin.

不跟她父親沒有關(guān)系是母親才對不跟父母都沒關(guān)系她是雙胞胎

And then they switched the haircuts to fool their parents

她們兩姐妹互換發(fā)型來欺騙父母

I'm sorry I'm thinking of Parent Trap.It's not like Parent Trap

對不起我想到《天生一對》的劇情了它跟《天生一對》不一樣

Really I was told not to say anything about what happens in the movie,but I think it's safe to say if you love the ending of Thelma and Louise,you're gonna love Twilight

我被要求不能透露電影的劇情不過我可以這么說如果你喜歡《末路狂花》的結(jié)局那么你也會(huì)喜歡《破曉》的

I've already said too much.I should stop talking and start dancing

我已經(jīng)說的太多了不說了來跳舞吧