[00:02.99]There's eighty of us left.
[00:05.07]The rest is in dressing stations
[00:06.59]or pushing up daisies.
[00:08.22]Well, how do they start a war?
[00:10.50]Well, one country offends another.
[00:13.39]How could one country offend another?
[00:15.22]You mean there's a mountain over
[00:16.48]in Germany gets mand at a field over in France?
[00:18.84]Well, stupid. One people offends another.
[00:22.40]I don't know any Frenchmen
[00:23.56]or Englishmen personally-
[00:24.82]nobody has offended me.Oh, that's it.
[00:27.72]I shouldn't be here at all.
[00:28.41]I don't feel offended.
[00:29.77]It don't apply to tramps like you.
[00:31.48]Good. Then I can be going home right now...
[00:34.19]The Kaiser and me...Me and the Kiaser feel
[00:36.09]just alike about this war.
[00:37.78]We didn't neigher of us want any war,
[00:39.06]so I'm going home.He's there already.
[00:41.38]Somebody must have wanted it.
[00:43.51]Maybe it was the English.
[00:44.95]No, I don't want to shoot any Englishman.
[00:47.56]I never saw one till I came up here.
[00:50.09]And I suppose most of them
[00:51.17]never saw a German till they came up here.
[00:53.06]No, I'm sure they weren't asked about it...
[00:56.25]Well, it must be doing somebody some good.
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