搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子12 西瓜和煙花

西瓜的出場，簡直是驚天地泣鬼神，橙子被西瓜的大體積嚇得哇哇哇叫了半小時。煙花還沒準備好久被點燃了，于是煙花偏離方向飛奔向西瓜，西瓜壯烈的魂飛魄散，煙火的重點是煙花箱，于是所有的同伴都陪著它一起犧牲了。

Orange: (Singing) Sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sun, sunshine! It's about time! Time for sunshine! (laughs) Sunshi-

(Dane Boedigheimer places Watermelon on the table)

Watermelon: Whoa! Hello there, little buddy!

(Orange screams)

(Watermelon screams, then stops screaming)

(Orange continues screaming)

Watermelon: Hey! Why are you screaming?

(Orange stops screaming)

Orange: 'Cause you're a monster!

Watermelon: Me?! I'm not a monster.

Orange: Yeah, you are! You're a giant orange-eating lizard!

Watermelon: I'm pretty sure I'm just a watermelon.

Orange: You're Godzilla!

Watermelon: Watermelon.

Orange: Oh. So you're not gonna eat me?

Watermelon: I wasn't planning on it.

Orange: Whatever, Godzilla. That's not what Tokyo said. (Laughs)

Watermelon: (Sighs) So hey! Where's the rest of the party?

Orange: Oooh! Is it my birthday?

Watermelon: No.

Orange: Oooh! I want a pony!

Watermelon: No, it's not your...

Orange: And a Nintendo Wii!

Watermelon: No!

Orange: And a pony that can play Wii!

Watermelon: It's not your birthday!

Orange: Oh. Well, is there cake?

Watermelon: No, there's no cake.

Orange: Well, this party sucks. I want my Wii Pony.

Watermelon: That's not that kind of party.

Orange: So, what kind of party is it?

Grand Finale: (Offscreen) Only the greatest party in the world. (Daneboe places him on the table. Patriotic music begins to play) Haven't you heard of the Fourth of July?

Orange: July who? So, why's there four of them?

Grand Finale: No. The Fourth of July! It's when we celebrate America's freedom. And we do it by having barbeques, and parades, and shooting fireworks!

Orange: So, who are you?

Grand Finale: I'm Finale. Grand Finale, that is. I'm the headliners. You know, last guy on stage.

Orange: Oooh! I wanna see your show now!

Grand Finale: Later.

Orange: No! Do it now!

Grand Finale: No! It's not even dark yet!

Orange: Do it! Do it! Do it!

Grand Finale: No! Even if I wanted you, I don't have a lighter.

Orange: (with a lighter in his mouth) But, what about this thing? Would that work?

Grand Finale: Whoa! Hey! What are you doing?! You know how dangerous that is?

Watermelon: Whoa! Put that down, Orange!

Orange: (laughing) Sparkly!

Watermelon: That's dangerous!

Grand Finale: Hey, knock it off, Squirt! Give me that thing!

Orange: Okay! (he spit the lighter to Grand Finale)

Grand Finale: Aw, crap!

Orange: Whoops!

Grand Finale: Put it out! (Blowing on the spark) I'm not ready! (Keeps trying to put out the flame) Stop it! (Wiggling & blowing)

Orange: Wow! Grand Finale really knows how to rock! (Laughs)

Grand Finale: Whoooa!

Orange: Uh-oh!

Watermelon: Uh-oh.

Grand Finale: (Screams)

Watermelon: NOOOOOOOOOO! (Explodes when Grand Finale hits him)

(The lighter falls into a box of fireworks)

Orange: Whoa!

(All the fireworks go off)

Orange: WOW! What a bunch of hot heads! (Laughs) Oooh! Sparkly!

(The scene cuts to the sky. White words read "Happy Fourth of July!", then cuts to an orange background with Orange;s Fruity Question of the Day asking "What do you want for your birthday?"