(The title appears in a old movie opening way, "Annoying Saw", then the title disappears. Then, the lights flicker, revealing the Annoying Orange with a thing with wires on his head.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa! Where am I? Hey-- what's this thing I'm hooked up to?
(A screen is in front of Orange turning on is Jigsaw.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Ew! Who's that?
JIGSAW: Hello, Orange. I want to play a game.
(Then, creepy music stops, and a record scratch is heard. The music turns to the theme song.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: A game?! Okay! Let's play Go Fish!
JIGSAW: What? No.
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: How about Chutes and Ladders?
JIGSAW: No, you don't get to pick the game.
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Why not?
JIGSAW: That's not how this works!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Why?
JIGSAW: Because! Now just listen!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Why?
JIGSAW: Because I said so!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Okay, geez! Who crapped in your cornflakes?
JIGSAW: (sighs) Right. Now, Orange, so far, you've been living annoying people. Society would call you a nuisance. I will call you an abomination.
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Yeah, and I'd call you Clownface! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
JIGSAW: What?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You look like someone smeared mashed potatoes on a mime! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
JIGSAW: That's enough!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're kind of emo aren't you?
JIGSAW: No, I'm not emo!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You're an emo clown! (laughs)
JIGSAW: (sighs) Listen. The device you are attached to is a death trap. It's hooked up to a timer. If you do not locate the key in time, you will--
(Suddenly, Orange has the key.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You mean this key right here?
JIGSAW: (startled) What the--?! Where did you get that?!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: I don't know.
JIGSAW: That's just great! You totally ruined the game!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Your game sucks! Let's play Yatzee!
JIGSAW: I hate Yatzee!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Jenga?
JIGSAW: NO!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You like Backgammon?
JIGSAW: Oh my god, you're annoying! That's it, I'm moving on to Eggplant.
(The camera zooms out, revealing Eggplant next to Orange.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Whoa! It's Barney!
EGGPLANT: Uh, yeah, dude, I'm not Barney.
JIGSAW: Hello, Eggplant.
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey Barney! Can I teach you a song?
JIGSAW: NO!
EGGPLANT: Hey, I'm not Barney. Dude is-- is this part of the torture?
JIGSAW: Look, this is not how it's usually planned!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: (singing) I'm an orange, that's a key, there's an emo clown on TV! (laughs)
JIGSAW: (sighs angrily)
EGGPLANT: Do I look like a purple dinosaur?! I'm an eggplant!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: You look like a potato with bad circulation! Heh-hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
JIGSAW: (can't take it anymore) That's it! I swear to God, I'm so done with this crap! Why did I think of this a good idea?!
(Jigsaw leaves.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey! Hey! (singing) I'm an orange, you're not me, Jigsaw has to take a pee! (laughs)
EGGPLANT: Will ya shut up?!
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Hey Potato!
EGGPLANT: What?
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Death trap!
EGGPLANT: Huh?
(The timer is already 1 minute, then the saw falls on Eggplant, cutting him in half.)
THE ANNOYING ORANGE: Aww... poor Potato. He never SAW that one coming! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ...How do I get outta here?