搞笑視頻之煩人的橙子24 螃蟹蘋果

煩人的橙子 遇上Crabapple，Crabapple這個(gè)名字本身注定了自己的悲劇，Crabapple的意思是紅果，本身與螃蟹沒什么關(guān)系，可名字為啥要跟crab扯上關(guān)系呢，煩人的橙子V.S“螃蟹”蘋果。

Crabapple(螃蟹蘋果)英語字幕：

瘋狂的橙子： (singing) Banana bana bo bana, fee, fi, fo fana, I really hate...bananas! (Laughs)

螃蟹蘋果： (Offscreen) That totally sucked!

瘋狂的橙子： Whoa! Who said that?

螃蟹蘋果： Don't quit your day job, buddy.

瘋狂的橙子： I don't have a job.

螃蟹蘋果： Well that's a shocker.

瘋狂的橙子： Are you my conscience?

螃蟹蘋果： No.

瘋狂的橙子： Talking grasshopper?

螃蟹蘋果： Yes.

瘋狂的橙子： Really?

螃蟹蘋果： No!

瘋狂的橙子： Oh. Well where are you?

螃蟹蘋果： Hello, McFly! Right here! Right in front of you.

瘋狂的橙子： Where?

螃蟹蘋果： Oh, come on! What are you, tone-deaf and blind?

瘋狂的橙子： Whoa! It's a midget apple!

螃蟹蘋果： No, no, no. I'm a crabapple. That's a midget apple.

Midget Apple: We prefer the term "Little Apple", thank you very much.

瘋狂的橙子： Wait, wait, wait, wait, so, you're a crabapple? I thought that was a crabapple.

(an apple screams)

Crab: Ye ha! Ride em' cowboy! Woo ha!

螃蟹蘋果： Does that sort of thing happen a lot around here?

瘋狂的橙子： Naa, I think it's just a spur of a moment thing. (laughing and then stops)

螃蟹蘋果： Are you finished?!

瘋狂的橙子： No, I'm an orange! (laughs)

螃蟹蘋果： (mockingly laughs) Shut up! Cripes, I'm starting to miss the singing.

瘋狂的橙子： Oh, really?

螃蟹蘋果： No, no, none of this is good. I'm stuck with an Orange that runs his mouth like a weed-eater on rocket fuel, a crab who thinks he's a cowboy, and a freakin' Midget Apple!

Midget Apple: That's Little Apple!

螃蟹蘋果： Nobody cares!

瘋狂的橙子： Hey, hey, Crabapple!

螃蟹蘋果： Shut it.

瘋狂的橙子： Hey-

螃蟹蘋果： Shut-

瘋狂的橙子： Hey-

螃蟹蘋果： -it!

瘋狂的橙子： Crab-

螃蟹蘋果： No!

瘋狂的橙子： -Hey-

螃蟹蘋果： Shut!

瘋狂的橙子： -Hey-

螃蟹蘋果： Be quiet!

瘋狂的橙子： -Crabapple-

螃蟹蘋果： SHUT UP!!!!!

(silence for about 4 seconds)

瘋狂的橙子： Wanna hear about the time I met a pumpkin?

螃蟹蘋果： NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

瘋狂的橙子： Jeez, you are an apple.

螃蟹蘋果： Crabapple.

瘋狂的橙子： Yeah, no kidding.

螃蟹蘋果： No kidding?! That's all you've been doing since I got here! No kidding would be great! You should get to work on that right away, you FREAKIN' IDIOT!!!!!

瘋狂的橙子： Okay. So I said, "Pumpkin? More like Plumpkin!" (laughs)

螃蟹蘋果： Dimple face..... dimwitted pile of......

瘋狂的橙子： Get it? Cause he's a pumpkin, and he's plump. Plumpkin? (laughs)

螃蟹蘋果： It's not funny, it's--

瘋狂的橙子： Plumpkin!

螃蟹蘋果： No, it's--

(shadow casts on Crabapple)

螃蟹蘋果： Hey, what happened to the lights?

瘋狂的橙子： Plumpkin!

螃蟹蘋果： Plumpkin?! (scream and gets crushed)

南瓜： Ow!

瘋狂的橙子： Ow! Hey, how's it going, Plumpkin?

南瓜： I think I just sat on a midget apple!

Midget Apple: Hey! It's Little Apple!

南瓜： Whatever.

瘋狂的橙子： Hey, hey, Plumpkin!

南瓜： Yeah?

瘋狂的橙子： Crab.

南瓜： (screams)

Crab: Ye ha! I'm a cowboy!