英語(yǔ)笑話笑死人不償命20: 許個(gè)愿吧

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Make a Wish

許個(gè)愿吧!

Every morning on his way to work, a business man passed a house where he saw a woman beating her looy on the head with a loaf of bread.

每天早晨一位商人在上班途中都會(huì)經(jīng)過(guò)一戶人家，他總是看見(jiàn)一個(gè)女人用一條面包打她兒子的頭部。

But on this particular day, he noticed that she was hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake.

但今天卻比較特別，他發(fā)現(xiàn)她正用一塊巧克力蛋糕打他的頭。

Unable to restrain his curiosity, he rang the doorbell and the woman answere .

他忍不住好奇，便按了那戶人家的門(mén)鈴。女人聽(tīng)了鈴聲，出來(lái)開(kāi)門(mén)。

"Madam, I couldn't help but notice that every day you beat your child with a loaf of bread. . . "

“這位太太，每天經(jīng)過(guò)這里我都忍不住會(huì)注意到你用一條面包打你兒子……”

"That's true ."

"那倒是不假……"

"And yet today I observed that you were hitting him with a piece of chocolate cake. ',

"可是今天我卻看見(jiàn)你用一塊巧克力蛋糕打他。"

“Well, today's his birthday. ”

“今天是他生日嘛。”