他其實(shí)沒那么喜歡你 第64期:記住自己一直想要的

It's very tempting when you really want to be withsomeone to settle for much, much less—even avague, pathetic facsimile of less.

當(dāng)你真正想跟某人在一起時會退而求其次——甚至是模糊的、可悲的摹本那么次都是有誘惑力的。

Ladies, please, keep your eye on the prize.

女士們，請緊盯著成功的獎勵。

Remember always what you set out to get, andplease don't settle for less.

記住自己一直想要的，請不要退而求其次。

If you can't do it for you, do it for everyone else: These guys are able to exist because there area lot of women out there who allow them to.

如果你無法為自己做到，那就為其他所有人做到：這些人之所以存在是因?yàn)橛泻芏嗯嗽试S他們這樣。

The "But Everyone Is Doing It" Excuse

“但是所有人都在這么做”的借口

Dear Greg,

親愛的格雷格，

Yes. Breakup sex. It's been hot. Emotional. Amazing. I'm tortured and I love him and I can'tstop myself.

是的，分手做愛，這很性感，很沖動，很神奇。我很受折磨，但是我愛他，我停不下來。

I thought that you were allowed breakup sex, but now I'm in over my head. Help.

我以為你會允許分手做愛，但是現(xiàn)在我腦子里一團(tuán)亂麻。幫幫我。

Signed Ileen

艾琳

Dear If You Know Better, Why Are You Still at His Apartment?

親愛的既然你知道該怎么做，那你為什么還呆在他的公寓呢?

Hey, girl. Put down the penis, put your clothes back on, and go directly to your best friend'shouse.

嘿，姑娘。把jb放下，把衣服穿上，直接去朋友家。

Do not find an excuse to stay. Do not think that because of all the crazy hotness of it all, it nowmeans that you're meant to be together.

別為自己找理由留下。不要認(rèn)為由于所有這些瘋狂的熱情，現(xiàn)在就意味著你們應(yīng)該在一起。

Yes, breakup sex does seem like a good idea, because, hey, it's nice to have sex with someoneyou know.

是的，分手做愛看起來像是個好主意，因?yàn)椋?，跟熟人做愛很不錯。

And it's nice to have sex with someone you have all these dramatic feelings about.

而且跟一個有著戲劇化感情的人做愛感覺很好。

It makes it all, well, dramatic. But now you know.

它讓一切變得戲劇化。但是你現(xiàn)在知道。

It confuses everything and makes you feel like crap, because face it, you're a woman, andwomen can't separate sex and emotions.

這擾亂了一切，讓你感覺自己像廢物，因?yàn)槊鎸Π?，你是個女人，女人很難把性和感情分開。

How many times will you make me have to say that? I sound like such a jerk!

你想讓我說多少次?我聽起來像個混蛋!

So now you don't ever have to make that mistake again. Got it? He's not into you.

所以你再也不需要犯這個錯誤了。知道嗎?他不喜歡你。

He's into the very-bad-idea-that- masquerades-as-a-good-idea, breakup sex. Over and out.

他很喜歡這個壞主意，認(rèn)為化妝舞會是個好主意，分手做愛。完畢。

Greg

格雷格

Don't underestimate the power of sex, even with someone you've been doing it with for a verylong time.

不要低估性愛的力量，甚至是和你在一起很久的性伴侶。

Especially with someone you've been doing it with for a very long time.

尤其是和你在一起很久的性伴侶。

Breaking up means not seeing them again, which also implies not seeing them naked again.

分手意味著不再見面，這也意味著不再看見對方的裸體。

It may be tempting to forget this pearl of wisdom, but just remember, it's still called breakupsex.

忘記這個至理名言很具誘惑力，但是記住，它依舊被稱作分手做愛。

No one has yet to rename it oh-my-God-the-sex- was-so-good-we- got-back-together-again-and-lived-happily-ever-after sex.

目前為止沒人給它更名為——我的天哪，性愛太好了，我們復(fù)合吧，從此快樂性福的生活在一起。