伍迪單口相聲精選 第16期:寵物Pets

When I was little boy, I wanted a dogdesperately, and we had no money. I was a tinykid, and my parents couldn't get me a dog,'cause we just didn't have the money, so theygot me, instead of a dog - they told me it was adog - they got me an ant.

在我還是小孩子的時候，我非常希望得到一條狗，但是我們家沒有錢。我是個小小孩，我父母無法買狗給我，因為我們就是沒有錢，于是他們沒有買狗給我，而是給了我一只螞蟻——他們告訴我那就是狗。

And I didn't know any better, y'know, I thought itwas a dog, I was a dumb kid.

我一點(diǎn)也不知道，我以為它就是一只狗，我是個笨孩子。

Called it 'Spot'. I trained it, y'know.

我叫它“點(diǎn)點(diǎn)”，我還訓(xùn)練它。

Coming home late one night, Sheldon Finklestein tried to bully me.

有天晚上我回家晚了，謝爾頓·芬克爾斯汀想欺負(fù)我。

Spot was with me. And I said "Kill!", and Sheldon stepped on my dog.

“點(diǎn)點(diǎn)”就在我身邊。我說：“殺!”謝爾頓一腳踏在了我的狗身上。