英語(yǔ)笑話（雙語(yǔ)）12 用臉去敲鐘

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用臉去敲鐘

Quasimodo had just died, so the rector was lookingfor a new hunchback to ring the great bell of NotreDame cathedral.But the first man who applied forthe job was not only a hunchback, but armless aswell.

鐘樓怪人剛?cè)ナ?，因此教區(qū)的神父正在找一位駝背的人來(lái)敲巴黎圣母院的大鐘。但是第一個(gè)去應(yīng)征的不僅是駝背，而且連手也沒(méi)有。

"Of course, I'd like to give you the job," said the priest,"but how will you manage it?" "Neverfear," replied the dauntless paraplegic. "Just watch;! "

"當(dāng)然，我愿意給你這個(gè)工作機(jī)會(huì)，"神父說(shuō)道，"可是你怎么去敲鐘呢?""別怕，"勇敢的殘疾者答道。"待會(huì)看了你就知道。"

The two men went up to the bell tower and there the applicant took a run at the great bell,striking it with his face.The effect was magnificent, and the hunchback repeated hisperformance several times. However, he soon became dizzy and at the next run, missed thebell completely and went hurtling out of the bell tower to crash to his death in the courtyardbelow.

兩個(gè)人走上鐘樓，應(yīng)征者用臉撞那個(gè)大鐘，響了好一陣子，效果良好。于是駝子又撞了幾次?？墒遣痪盟陀X(jué)得頭暈?zāi)垦?，下一次竟然落了空，掉到鐘塔外，跌死在下面的庭院里?/p>

The priest rushed down to the crumpled body, over which a policeman was already standing. "Do you know this fellow's name?" asked the cop. "No, but his face certainly rings a bell!"

神父沖到跌得皺成一團(tuán)的尸體之處，有個(gè)警察已經(jīng)站在那里。"你知道這個(gè)家伙的名字嗎"警察問(wèn)道。"不知道，但他的臉孔好熟喔!"

1.looking for 尋找

例句：He turned out all his pockets looking for theticket.

他把所有口袋都翻出來(lái)，尋找那張票。

2.go up 向上

例句：He noticed a new building going up near Whitaker Park.

他注意到一幢新樓正在惠特克公園附近拔地而起。

3.crash to 沖向

例句：For now, we can warn the driver of any obstacle in the way and minimize the effects of acrash to some degree.

目前，我們可以提醒司機(jī)道路上是否有障礙物，并且盡量減小車(chē)禍造成的損傷。

4.strik with 敲打;襲擊

例句：For raiding missions, be sure to strike with a small, highly mobile force and thenwithdraw before the enemy can retaliate.

對(duì)于偷襲任務(wù)，確定使用小規(guī)模、高機(jī)動(dòng)性的部隊(duì)，當(dāng)敵人開(kāi)始還擊時(shí)快速撤離。