英語笑話（雙語）40 專注于工作
專注于工作
The priest was so concerned with the welfare of hispretty young parishioner that he invited her to hisprivate quarters to discuss her confession.
一位神父非常關切教區(qū)內一位年輕美麗的教友幸福，因此便邀她到他私人住處討論她的懺悔。
"Now, let me get this straight," said the priest. "This young man you went out with did he puthis arm around your shoulder like this?"
“現(xiàn)在讓我把事情搞清楚，”神父說道，“這個年輕人跟你出去他是不是像這樣把他的手臂繞在你的肩膀?”
"Yes, Father, and worse. "
“是的，神父，還有更糟的事情呢。”
"And did he put his hand on your thigh like this?"
“他也像這樣把手放在你的大腿上嗎?"
"Yes, Father, and worse. "
“是的，神父，還有更壞的呢。”
By now the clergyman was thoroughly aroused. He hiked the girl's skirt and gave her avigorous humping. "And did he do this?" he inquired.
此時神父已被刺激得興奮莫名，他撩起女孩的裙子，元氣充沛地和她做起愛來，“他也這樣做嗎?"神父問道。
"Yes, Father, and worse, "
“是的，神父，還有更糟的呢!”
“ But what could be worse than what Ijust did?"
“有什么還比我剛剛所做的更糟呢?"
"I'm afraid, Father, that he gave me the clap."
“恐怕，神父，他把淋病傳染給我了。”
1.concern with 關心;與...有關
例句：They have no concern with the dispute.
他們和那紛爭沒有關系。
2.get straight 了解;弄明白
例句：There's a lot of things we've got to get straight.
有許多事情我們需要搞清楚。
3.put on 穿上;增加;上演
例句：He began to put on side and to assume airs of authority.
他漸漸擺起架子來，裝出一副威風凜凜的樣子。
4.hike 提高;拉起;使...高漲
例句：Please park your car in the parking lot and hike in.
請把車停在外面停車場,步行進去。
