英語(yǔ)笑話（雙語(yǔ)）75 老師與學(xué)生之間的對(duì)話

Dialogues Between a Teacher and a Pupil

老師與學(xué)生之間的對(duì)話

1.Teacher: This essay on your dog is, word for word,the same as your brother's.

老師:這篇有關(guān)狗的文章和你哥哥的一字不差。

Pupil: Yes, sir, it is the same dog.

學(xué)生:是的，先生，這是同一只狗。

2.Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.

教師:我想要你們告訴我你們能想出的最長(zhǎng)的句子。

Pupil: Life imprisonment!

學(xué)生:終身監(jiān)禁。

3.Teacher: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?

教師:為什么早期的歷史被稱為黑暗時(shí)代?

Pupil: Because there were so many knights!

學(xué)生:因?yàn)槟菚r(shí)有許多騎士!

4.Teacher: What is the Great Depression?

教師:什么是大蕭條?

Pupil: When you get a bad report card.

學(xué)生:當(dāng)你拿到不好的成績(jī)單時(shí)。

5.Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

老師:1809年發(fā)生了什么重大事件?

Pupil: Abraham Lincoln was born.

學(xué)生:亞伯拉罕·林肯出生了。

Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

老師:正確。1812發(fā)生了什么重大事件?

Pupil: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

學(xué)生:亞伯拉罕·林肯過他的第三個(gè)生日。

6.Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast thismorning.

老師:沃爾特，你為什么不洗臉?我可以看出你今天早餐吃了什么。

Pupil: What was it?

學(xué)生:那是什么?

Teacher: Eggs.

老師:雞蛋。

Pupil:Wrong, sir. That was yesterday.

學(xué)生:錯(cuò)了，先生。那是昨天的。

7.Teacher: Why are you late?

老師:你為什么遲到?

Pupil: Because of a sign down the road.

學(xué)生:因?yàn)槁飞系囊粋€(gè)牌子。

Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?

老師:牌子和你遲到有什么關(guān)系?

Pupil: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

學(xué)生:牌子寫著，“前方學(xué)校——慢行!”