英語笑話（雙語）78 你知道我是誰嗎?
你知道我是誰嗎?
It was the final examination for a Biology course at auniversity.
這是一所大學的生物課期末考試。
It was designed to weed out some students.
考試旨在淘汰部分學生。
The examination was two hours long.
考試時間為兩小時。
After the exam booklets were provided, the professor told the class，
分發(fā)試題冊后，教授對學生們說，
that any exam booklet that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted andthe student would fail.
兩小時結(jié)束后任何沒交的試題冊他都不再接收，沒交的學生一律不及格。
Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exambooklet.
考試開始后半小時，個學生匆匆跑了進來，向教授要試題冊。
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handedthe student a booklet.
“你沒有時間答完試題的，”教授一邊把試題冊遞給學生，一邊諷刺地說。
"Yes, I will," replied the student.
“不，我有，”學生回答。
He then took a seat and began writing.
然后他坐下來開始答題。
After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed themin.
兩小時后，教授要求交卷，學生們把試卷整理好，交了卷。
All except the late student, who continued writing.
只有那名遲到的學生還繼續(xù)寫著。
An hour later, the student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing forhis next class.
一小時后，學生走到教授跟前，教授正坐在桌旁準備下一節(jié)課。
He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.
學生試圖把試卷放在桌上的一堆試題冊上。
"I'm not going to accept that. It's late."
“我不會接收的。太晚了。”
The student looked incredulous and angry.
學生看上去將信將疑，有些生氣。
"Do you know who I am?"
“你知道我是誰嗎?”
"No, as a matter of fact, I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
“不，說實話，我不知道，”教授回答說，言語中帶著嘲諷的語氣。
"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.
“你知道我是誰嗎?”學生又問，聲音更響亮了。
"No." replied the professor with an air of superiority.
“不知道，我也不在乎”教授回答，面露優(yōu)越的神色。“那就好，”學生說著快速地拿起一疊試卷，把他的塞到中間，然后走出了教室。
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in themiddle, and walked out of the room.
“那就好，”學生說著快速地拿起一疊試卷，把他的塞到中間，然后走出了教室。
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