聽美劇學英語 - 摩登家庭第一季 第十三集 Fifteen Percent

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人會變嗎

Can people change?

 

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這是  這是個很難回答的問題

Well, that's a- that is a tough one,

 

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但我認為  是的  人會變的

but I would say yes. People can change.

 

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我堅信這點  至死不變

That's what I believe anyway, and I will till the day I die.

 

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你知道你自相矛盾了吧

You do realize you're proving the exact opposite of your point?

 

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看  她就變了  她以前從不反駁我

See? She's changed. She used to be very supportive of me.

 

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拜托

Come on.

 

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菲爾

Phil!

 

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-怎么這么大聲  -我耳朵快被吵爆了

- Ow! Ow! Why is it so loud? - My ears are bleeding!

 

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-怎么這么大聲  -不知道  快關掉

- Why is it so loud? - I don't know! Make it stop!

 

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我剛剛在客廳裝了一套超棒的家庭影院

I just installed a sweet home theater system in the family room.

 

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問題是克萊爾對

The, um- the trouble is Claire struggles...

 

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任何高科技產品都一竅不通

with technology of any kind.

 

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像是遙控器  手機  電腦

I mean, remotes, cell phones, computers.

 

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海莉  你看到我那件藍色

Haley, have you seen my blue-

 

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-你好  鄧菲太太  -你好  迪蘭

- Hey, Mrs. Dunphy. - Oh, hey, Dylan.

 

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你知道我能看見你吧

You know I can see you, right?

 

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不  我還真不知道

No, I did not know that.

 

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海莉在浴室  她一會兒就回來

Haley's just in the bathroom. She'll be back in just a minute.

 

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謝謝

Thank you.

 

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-你剛才把遙控器對著哪  -對著電視

- Where were you pointing it? - At the TV.

 

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這

This-

 

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親愛的  不  我不是在笑你

Honey- Uh, no. I'm sorry.

 

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不過這是  這是家庭影院

It's-It's a home theater.

 

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所以呢  我看電視的時候

What, so I can't point it at the TV

 

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不應該把遙控器對著電視嗎

when I want to watch the TV?

 

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不  你應該對著接收器

No. You point it at the receiver.

 

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什么是接收器

What's a receiver?

 

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這樣吧  你把家庭影院想象成人的身體

Okay, imagine our home theater system is a human body.

 

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接收器就相當于大腦

So then the receiver is the brain.

 

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-電視就是人臉  -我知道你是哪部分

- The TV is the face. - I know what part you are.

 

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所以他對他妻子說  你不再愛我了嗎

So he says to his wife, "you don't love me anymore?"

 

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他的心臟受到了重創(chuàng)  

His heart- boom! 

 

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心臟搭橋手術白做了  瓣膜撕裂

Quadruple bypass. Blown a valve.

 

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-嗨  看看這是誰  -嗨  是你啊

- Hey! Look who it is. - Hey. There he is.

 

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好巧喲

What a coinkydink.

 

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我在給歌洛莉亞買花

I was just getting some flowers for Gloria 

 

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感謝她臨時照顧莉莉

for babysitting Lily.

 

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你想讓我?guī)兔Ыo她嗎

You want me to take 'em to her?

 

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謝了  但是我給她準備的爆笑卡片在家里

I would, but I have the most hilarious card for her at home.

 

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上面是一個像安東尼奧·班德拉斯那樣

It's- It's a hunky Antonio Banderas type

 

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穿著平角短褲的性感熟男

in silk boxers.

 

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里面寫著  謝謝昨夜春宵一場

And on the inside, it says, "thank you for last noche,

 

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只是褲子尋不著

but I can't find my pantalones."

 

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是我說的不好

I'm not doing it justice, really.

 

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你們好  我是卡梅隆

Hi. I'm Cameron. 

 

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老天  抱歉  各位  這是卡梅隆

Oh, geez. I'm sorry. Guys, this is Cameron.

 

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-他是  他是我兒子的朋友  -你好

- He's a... friend of my son's. - Hey.

 

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這是  斯科特  達爾  雨果和小短

This is, uh, Scotty, Dale, Hugo and Shorty.

 

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見到你們很高興

It's nice to meet you guys.

 

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你們現(xiàn)在這樣看上去像澤西男孩里的一幕

You guys look like a scene out of Jersey Boys.

 

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-哎呀你看上去真帥  -謝謝

- Ay! So handsome! - Thank you.

 

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曼尼  你涂了須后水嗎

Manny, are you wearing aftershave? 

 

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是的  為了我的約會對象

Yes, for my date.

 

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這將是她第一次聞到我的雄性氣息

This will be the first time she will ever smell me.

 

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她叫惠特妮

Her name is Whitney.

 

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我是在網上讀書俱樂部認識她的

I met her in an online book club.

 

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我們都喜歡和吸血鬼有關的小說

We both like vampire fiction...

 

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特別是他們永生的浪漫

and the romance of eternal life.

 

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曼尼有約會對象這件事實在是太可愛了

I think it's adorable that Manny has a date.

 

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他甚至選好了午餐

He even picked out the lunch menu-

 

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烤起司三明治和番茄濃湯

grilled-cheese sandwich and tomato soup.

 

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選番茄濃湯是因為  它看上去像血

Tomato soup because, you know, the tomato soup is like the blood.

 

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而吸血鬼喜歡吸血

And the vampires like to eat the blood.

 

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然后他希望我?guī)麄兂鋈コ员ち?/p>

And then he wants me to take them out for ice cream,

 

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因為曼尼喜歡吃冰激凌

well, because Manny likes ice cream.

 

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應該是她來了  如果約會進行順利

Oh, that must be her. If this goes well,

 

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你可以提前撤了

you don't need to stick around.

 

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你好  我是惠特妮  我是來見曼尼的

Hi. I'm Whitney. I'm here for Manny.

 

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摩登家庭

第一季 第十三集

 

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瞧瞧這玩意兒

See how that works?

 

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久等了小甜心  久等了他爸

Sorry, sweetie. Sorry, Daddy. 

 

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不  沒事

No, it's all right.

 

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我和莉莉剛剛在

We were just- me and Lily were just using the time...

 

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研究這個車的聲控系統(tǒng)怎么用

to figure out how to use the car's voice-command thingy.

 

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來  瞧好了  你看

Oh. Here. Check it out. Watch.

 

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CD播放器  下一首

CD player. Next track.

 

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-請講指令  -不是吧

- Say a command. - No.

 

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CD播放器  下一首

CD player. Next track.

 

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空調已開

Air conditioner on.

 

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該死的

Damn it. 

 

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你比你姐還不擅長用這些東西

You're worse than your sister with this kind of stuff.

 

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幸好莉莉沒有彈射座椅

It's a good thing Lily doesn't have an ejector seat.

 

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對了你知道嗎  我碰到你爸和他朋友

Oh, guess what. I ran into your dad and some of his friends.

 

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-是嗎  -是的  而且

- Oh, really? - Yeah. And get this.

 

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他介紹我的時候  說我是你的朋友

He, uh- He referred to me as "a friend of my son."

 

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-真的嗎  -是的

- Seriously? - Yeah.

 

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那樣有點不尊重你吧

That's a little disrespectful to you.

 

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-我沒有覺得自己被冒犯了  -但我有

- I wasn't offended by it. - Well- I am.

 

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他會說菲爾是克萊爾的朋友嗎  不會

I mean, would he refer to Phil as "a friend of Claire's"? No.

 

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我聽過他說菲爾一些更不好聽的

I've heard him call Phil a lot worse.

 

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別想這件事了  就當我沒說過

Just let it pass. I should have never said anything.

 

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不能就這么算了  他得知道這樣不對

I'm not letting it pass. He needs to know that's not okay.

 

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如果他不喜歡這樣  他以后就別出現(xiàn)

And if he doesn't like it, he knows where he can go.

 

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-輸入目的地  -去死[地獄]

- Enter destination. - Hell!

 

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-墨西哥菜  -閉嘴

- Mexican food. - Shut up!

 

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我是25歲左右出柜的

I came out of the closet in my mid-20s.

 

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我和我爸說了三次

I had to actually come out to my dad three times...

 

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他才終于接受了這個事實

before he finally acknowledged it.

 

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我不確定他是不是希望他聽錯了

I'm not sure if maybe he was hoping he heard it wrong,

 

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比如他希望我說的是  爸  我是"童心戀"

like I had said, "Dad, I'm gray."

 

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而我的父母  他們一直都知道

And my parents, they always just knew.

 

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我媽說她生我的時候用了36個小時

My mother says labor with me took 36 hours...

 

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因為從她肚子出來時我就像這樣  你好

because I came out of the womb like this- "Hello!"

 

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-我不該再吃煎餅卷了  -嗨  老爸

- I gotta lay off these cannolis. - Hey, dad.

 

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米奇爾  你們認識我兒子吧  米奇

Mitchell. Hey, you guys know my son, Mitch.

 

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-嗨米奇  最近好嗎  -嗨米奇

- Hey, Mitch, how they hangin'? - Hey, Mitch.

 

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喲  喲  這件大衣不錯

Hey, hey, hey. That's a great coat.

 

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-在哪兒買的  -不知道  別人送的

- Where'd you get that? - I don't know. It was a gift.

 

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真的嗎  面料是小山羊皮還是仿麂皮

Really? What is it- suede, microsuede?

 

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應該是某種小羊皮吧  摸上去很軟

Some kind of lambskin? It's very soft, you know.

 

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謝謝

Thank you.

 

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-那個  我能和你談談嗎  -沒問題

- Uh, can I talk to you for a second? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

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-謝謝  見到你很高興  -很快回來

- Thanks. Good seeing you. - Be right back.

 

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怎么了

What's the matter?

 

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你介紹小卡的時候  說他是我的朋友嗎

Um, "a friend of my son"? That's how you introduce Cam?

 

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你來這里就是為了說這個嗎

That's why you came here?

 

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爸  你也太侮辱人了

Dad, it's just more than a little insulting.

 

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小卡和我在一起5年了

Cam and I have been together for five years.

 

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我們還有一個女兒

We- We have a daughter.

 

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看看這些人

Look at these guys.

 

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他們看上去好像來自十九世紀

They look like they came out of the 1800s.

 

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你看到雨果了嗎

You see Hugo over there?

 

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吃完午餐后  他點了一杯桑卡咖啡

After lunch, he ordered a Sanka.

 

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不  不是他們無法接受同性戀  是你

No, they're not the ones that are uncomfortable with this. You are.

 

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你從未真正接受過我是同性戀這件事

You've never been completely accepting of me.

 

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現(xiàn)在我都有家庭了  再說什么都遲了

And now that I have a family, it's getting a little old.

 

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這些人無法理解同性戀這碼事兒

These guys don't understand the gay thing.

 

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為什么要把氣氛搞僵呢  我這么想而已

Why create an awkward situation? That's all I'm saying.

 

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真奇怪

That's weird,

 

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因為你朋友小短就是"基味十足"的同性戀

because your friend Shorty there- gay as they come.

 

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-你在開玩笑吧  -不是

- You gotta be kiddin'.  - No.

 

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我的"基達"從沒出過錯

My gaydar is never wrong,

 

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它現(xiàn)在正叮鈴作響  就像在澡堂一樣

and it is pinging like we're at a bathhouse.

 

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你知道你在說什么嗎  他以前結過婚

What are you talking about- gay? The guy used to be married.

 

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好吧  難道那就...艾爾頓·約翰

Okay, that makes- So did Elton John,

 

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梅爾夫·格里芬和科爾·波特也結過婚

Merv Griffin, Cole Porter.

 

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聽著  你肯定搞錯了

You know what? Listen. You couldn't be more wrong about this.

 

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不  爸爸  你才搞錯過很多事情

No, Dad. You could not be more wrong- about a lot of things.

 

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-見到你們很高興  -慢走  小伙子

- Good seeing you guys. - You take care, man.

 

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-那件大衣很不錯  -好  回見

- That's a great coat. - Yeah, later.

 

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叮鈴

Ping!

 

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-菲爾·鄧菲  -嗨  是我

- Phil Dunphy. - Hey, it's me.

 

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-嗨  -聽著  我這兒有很多媽媽們

- Hey. - Listen, I've got a bunch of moms over here...

 

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她們都想看選秀比賽的DVD

who wanna watch the talent show DVD,

 

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我調不出聲音來

and I can't get the sound to work.

 

149

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-有圖像嗎  -有

- Is there a picture? - Yes.

 

150

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說實話  你是不是像每次受挫的時候那樣

Be honest. Did you do that thing where you get frustrated...

 

151

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開始狂按各種按鍵了吧

and you start pressing all the buttons?

 

152

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沒有

No.

 

153

00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:43,160

我覺得菲爾在家里

I have a theory that Phil installs...

 

154

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裝那些操作復雜的要死的東西

overly complicated things in the house...

 

155

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就是希望把我當小孩訓

just so he has an excuse to talk to me like a child.

 

156

00:06:48,330 --> 00:06:51,040

上個月是自動調溫器

Last month, it was the thermostat.

 

157

00:06:51,130 --> 00:06:54,610

雪花按鍵降降溫

The snowflake button makes it cold, cold, cold 

 

158

00:06:54,610 --> 00:06:58,330

溫度設置恒恒溫

"Set temperature" makes it hold, hold, hold 

 

159

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小火苗按鍵升升溫

The little flame makes it hot

 

160

00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:05,130

太丟人了

This is so humiliating.

 

161

00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:08,000

-對不起  -沒事

- I am sorry. - It's okay.

 

162

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他在網上給人感覺很成熟

He just seemed so mature online.

 

163

00:07:11,090 --> 00:07:14,510

-我怎么會這么傻  -你不傻

- How could I be so stupid? - You're not stupid.

 

164

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不跟著感覺抓住戀愛的機會才叫傻

"Stupid" is not following your heart and taking a chance on love.

 

165

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你看  哪個11歲小孩能說出這樣的話

I mean, what kind of 11-year-old talks like that?

 

166

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曼尼內心很成熟

Manny's an old soul.

 

167

00:07:23,060 --> 00:07:26,730

來  手帕

Here. Use my handkerchief.

 

168

00:07:26,810 --> 00:07:28,730

你明白我的意思了吧

You see what I mean?

 

169

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我會孤老終死的

I'll just be alone for the rest of my life.

 

170

00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:33,900

-不過沒關系了  -不要這樣說

- And that's okay. - No, don't say that.

 

171

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在我們國家  有一句諺語是這么說的

In my country, there's a saying that means...

 

172

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愛就在"轉角"處

"Love is just around the corner."

 

173

00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:43,120

我老家附近有很多妓女

I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.

 

174

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也許對你來說是的

Maybe for you.

 

175

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每天都會有很多男人圍著你轉吧

I mean, men must throw themselves at you every day.

 

176

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你也可以的  只要

They'II do the same for you if you just-

 

177

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只要怎樣  獻身嗎

Just what? Put out?

 

178

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不  只要

No. Just-

 

179

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涂點唇彩  弄弄頭發(fā)  穿上托文胸

like, the lipstick, the hair, push-up bra. You know.

 

180

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有用嗎  我永遠不會變得和你一樣漂亮

What's it matter? I'm never gonna be as pretty as you.

 

181

00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:03,350

相信我  我也是下了一番功夫的

Ay, believe me, this takes a lot of work.

 

182

00:08:03,430 --> 00:08:05,440

你只是需要找到你的內在美

You just need to find your inner beauty.

 

183

00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,860

你的內在美被你的不安全感掩蓋了

It's hiding beneath a mask of insecurity.

 

184

00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:10,900

他有點嚇到我了

Okay, he's starting to freak me out.

 

185

00:08:10,980 --> 00:08:12,820

曼尼  自己去玩

Manny, go play.

 

186

00:08:16,990 --> 00:08:18,950

米奇爾  這花看上去怎么樣

Mitchell, how do these look to you?

 

187

00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:21,160

-看上去像是快要謝了  -對吧

- Like they're dying. - I know. Right?

 

188

00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:22,680

我也是這么對那個花商說的  他說

I said something to the florist. He said,

 

189

00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:24,420

不要擔心  它們會變好的

"Don't worry about it. They're gonna come back."

 

190

00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:26,460

它們沒有變好  它們更蔫了

They're not coming back. They've crossed to the other side.

 

191

00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,540

-你蠻搞笑的  -為什么

- You are a funny man. - Why?

 

192

00:08:28,630 --> 00:08:30,550

你能被這些花搞得心煩氣躁

You're completely bothered by the flowers.

 

193

00:08:30,630 --> 00:08:33,380

但是我爸爸說你是我的朋友的時候

But when my father introduces you as "a friend of my son,"

 

194

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你一點兒也沒有覺得困擾

doesn't faze you in the least.

 

195

00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:36,570

因為那個花商把我當成了一個傻子

Because the florist played me for a fool.

 

196

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你爸沒有刻意傷害我  他就是那樣的人

Your dad didn't mean any harm. He's just being who he is.

 

197

00:08:39,260 --> 00:08:41,740

當我在東部的法學院上學的時候

When I was back East in law school,

 

198

00:08:41,740 --> 00:08:44,750

我爸爸曾經每周六下午六點都打電話給我

my dad used to call me every Saturday at 6:00 p.M.,

 

199

00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:46,100

在大家都準備出去玩之前

before people would go out,

 

200

00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:48,270

只是為了查查勤  了解一下近況

just to, you know, check in, catch up.

 

201

00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:52,730

然后  應該是第二年的圣誕節(jié)吧

And then, I think, the Christmas of my second year,

 

202

00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:55,700

我終于鼓起勇氣向他出柜

I finally got up the courage to tell him.

 

203

00:08:58,780 --> 00:09:02,120

之后  我  我基本上只和我媽說話

After that, I-I... pretty much just talked to my mom.

 

204

00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,120

別哭

Don't cry.

 

205

00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,360

我沒在哭

I'm not crying.

 

206

00:09:06,370 --> 00:09:09,290

-我回家了  -我們在這兒

- I'm home! - We're here.

 

207

00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:12,090

這是惠特妮  我們在打扮她

This is Whitney. We're giving her a makeover.

 

208

00:09:12,170 --> 00:09:14,760

你好  你的家人都很善良

Hi. You have such a nice family...

 

209

00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:17,020

你的房子也很漂亮

and a really beautiful house.

 

210

00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:18,860

謝謝  你們怎么認識的

Thanks. You two know each other how?

 

211

00:09:18,860 --> 00:09:20,140

她是我的約會對象

She's my date.

 

212

00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:22,810

她當然是  我去里面歇著了

Of course she is. I'll be in here.

 

213

00:09:22,890 --> 00:09:24,320

我很快就回來

I'll be right back.

 

214

00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:28,100

對不起  這個約會和你預想的不太一樣

I'm sorry this didn't turn out like you wanted.

 

215

00:09:28,190 --> 00:09:29,500

沒事

That's okay.

 

216

00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:32,320

或許和你預想的也不太一樣

Probably didn't turn out how you wanted it either.

 

217

00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:33,680

不如這樣吧

I'll tell you what. 

 

218

00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:36,100

如果十年以后我們還都是單身

If neither of us is with anybody in 10 years,

 

219

00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,240

我們倆試試行嗎

how about you and me give it a shot?

 

220

00:09:39,550 --> 00:09:42,300

聽著好詭異

That's disturbing.

 

221

00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:43,490

不過可以試試

But maybe.

 

222

00:09:43,490 --> 00:09:45,240

-你們的午餐吃的怎么樣  -很好

- How was your lunch with the boys? - Good.

 

223

00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,530

-還碰到了米奇爾和小卡  -不錯嘛

- Ran into Mitchell and Cam. - Ay, nice.

 

224

00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:48,720

你肯定不會相信

You're not gonna believe this.

 

225

00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,700

-米奇爾說小短是同性戀  -小短嗎

- Mitchell says Shorty's gay. - Shorty?

 

226

00:09:52,370 --> 00:09:54,420

-我相信他是  -不會吧

- Yeah, I believe it. - Oh, come on!

 

227

00:09:54,420 --> 00:09:57,550

你看  他穿著很講究  跳舞也很好

Well, he's a great dresser, a great dancer. 

 

228

00:09:57,550 --> 00:09:58,420

那些不能證明什么

That doesn't prove anything.

 

229

00:09:58,420 --> 00:10:00,630

他是你朋友中唯一一個沒有勾搭過我的

He's the only one of your friends that never hits on me. 

 

230

00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:01,510

我朋友勾搭過你嗎

My friends hit on you?

 

231

00:10:01,590 --> 00:10:03,300

是啊  經常的事兒  不過不用擔心

Yes, all the time, but don't worry.

 

232

00:10:03,390 --> 00:10:05,310

他們都是老男人  造成不了什么威脅

They're a bunch of harmless old men.

 

233

00:10:05,390 --> 00:10:06,840

他們和我一樣年紀

They're my age.

 

234

00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:10,100

小短要保守這個秘密一定很難

I'm sure it's very hard on Shorty to keep a secret like that.

 

235

00:10:10,620 --> 00:10:12,180

-杰  我覺得你該跟他聊聊  -什么

- Jay, I think you should talk to him. - What?

 

236

00:10:12,180 --> 00:10:14,600

只有你有一個同性戀兒子

You're the only one with a gay son.

 

237

00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:16,600

他一定會愿意跟你傾訴的

I'm sure he'll appreciate opening up to you.

 

238

00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:18,600

我們是男人  男人不傾訴

We're guys. We don't open up.

 

239

00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:21,120

我們聊運動  聊車

We talk about sports and cars,

 

240

00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,910

還有半夜爬起來尿尿

getting up in the middle of the night to pee.

 

241

00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:26,870

我相信米奇出柜的時候  你幫了他不少

I'm sure you made it very easy for Mitch to come out of the closet.

 

242

00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:30,790

-是  -好吧  我去繼續(xù)幫人打扮了

- Yeah. - Okay. I'm gonna finish my makeover.

 

243

00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:34,110

因為我關心別人

Because I care about people.

 

244

00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:37,700

我想幫別人改變他們的人生

Because I want to help them change their lives.

 

245

00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:39,990

杰  我在暗示你應該打電話給你朋友

Jay, I'm hinting that you should call your friend, okay?

 

246

00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:42,830

-好  我懂了  -好  好

- Yes. I'm getting that. - Okay, okay.

 

247

00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,630

哈嘍  爸爸回到自己的領地了

Hey, hey! Daddy in the hizzouse!

 

248

00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:59,030

你為什么要這么對一個又新又貴的遙控器

Why would you do that to a brand-new, very expensive remote?

 

249

00:10:59,110 --> 00:11:01,400

因為我發(fā)火了  它又不聽話

Because I lost my temper, and it didn't work.

 

250

00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,620

所以  它對我來說沒用

Therefore, it's useless.

 

251

00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:05,240

親愛的  只要碰上電子產品

Well, honey, when it comes to anything electronic,

 

252

00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,080

你絕對不是個好學生

you're not exactly the best student.

 

253

00:11:07,160 --> 00:11:08,140

我很聰明的

I am very smart.

 

254

00:11:08,140 --> 00:11:11,040

我大學績點4.0  你多少

I had a 4.0 in college. How about you?

 

255

00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:13,510

我也差不多  盡管我花了很多時間

I was almost that despite my substantial time 

 

256

00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:14,480

在啦啦隊上

commitment to cheerleading.

 

257

00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,880

我們不是說好不提啦啦隊這檔事的嗎

I thought we agreed not to bring up the cheerleading.

 

258

00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:19,820

在我的大學  啦啦隊員可是名流

Cheerleading in my college was cool.

 

259

00:11:19,900 --> 00:11:21,130

橄欖球隊的羨慕嫉妒恨到

The football players were so jealous,

 

260

00:11:21,130 --> 00:11:22,480

不讓我和幾個兄弟

they wouldn't even let me and my buddies

 

261

00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:25,820

特雷弗  斯科特還有林參加他們的派對呢

Trevor, Scotty and Ling- go to their parties.

 

262

00:11:27,030 --> 00:11:29,070

說真的  克萊爾

Seriously, Claire,

 

263

00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,080

砸爛了遙控器  你總得給我道聲歉吧

you owe me an apology for breaking that.

 

264

00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:32,480

行  菲爾  

Okay. Phil, 

 

265

00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:35,500

我很抱歉砸爛了世上最差勁的

I apologize for breaking the world's worst remote...

 

266

00:11:35,580 --> 00:11:37,020

你一時糊涂而買的遙控器

that you bought... stupidly.

 

267

00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:38,460

不好意思

Excuse me, 

 

268

00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:42,160

它可是被科技咨詢網的專家評為最佳遙控器

but the experts at CNET.Com rated it the best remote.

 

269

00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,980

給了三個半鼠標呢

They gave it three and a half mice.

 

270

00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:47,410

我有個好主意  我們把科技網的磚家

Wow. I have an idea. Let's invite the gang from CNET over...

 

271

00:11:47,410 --> 00:11:49,050

還有你那些啦啦隊同仁們請來

and your old buddies from cheerleading,

 

272

00:11:49,050 --> 00:11:50,410

開個書呆子派對吧

and we can have a nerd party.

 

273

00:11:51,090 --> 00:11:52,140

林才不是書呆子

Ling is not a nerd.

 

274

00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:53,670

他自己造了架直升機

He built his own helicopter.

 

275

00:11:53,670 --> 00:11:54,560

如果他現(xiàn)在還健在

And if he was alive today-

 

276

00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:55,740

親愛的  我們不說林了

Sweet pea, let's not talk about Ling.

 

277

00:11:55,740 --> 00:11:57,120

一提到他你就難過

It upsets you too much.

 

278

00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:01,430

-知道我要干什么嗎  -什么

- You know what I'm gonna do? - Hmm?

 

279

00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,090

我要去買個一模一樣的遙控器回來

I'm gonna buy a new remote- the same remote.

 

280

00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:05,720

為了證明你錯的有多離譜

And just to prove how wrong you are,

 

281

00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:06,890

我要在20分鐘內

I'm gonna teach our dumbest kid 

 

282

00:12:06,890 --> 00:12:09,090

教會我們最傻的孩子怎么用

how to use it in 20 minutes or less.

 

283

00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:11,230

-我們最傻的孩子是誰  -盧克

- Who's our dumbest kid? - Luke.

 

284

00:12:11,470 --> 00:12:14,640

盧克  不行  盧克很懂電器

Luke? No, Luke understands electronics.

 

285

00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:15,600

海莉

Haley.

 

286

00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:16,930

-不  -沒錯  海莉

- No. - Yeah, Haley.

 

287

00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:19,900

教會海莉怎么用  我就道歉

Teach Haley to use the remote, and then I'll apologize.

 

288

00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,650

-海莉  -沒錯

- Haley? - Mm-hmm.

 

289

00:12:21,730 --> 00:12:23,230

拜托

Come on!

 

290

00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,280

嘿  小短  是我

Hey, Shorty, it's me.

 

291

00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:26,810

我打算去高爾夫球場

I was thinking of heading over to the driving range 

 

292

00:12:26,810 --> 00:12:27,620

揮幾桿子

and hitting a few balls.

 

293

00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,680

要不要一起

You want to join me? 

 

294

00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,630

好主意  杰  我該穿什么好呢

That's great, Jay. What should I wear?

 

295

00:12:30,710 --> 00:12:33,210

我怎么知道  想穿什么穿什么

I don't know. Wear- Wear whatever you want.

 

296

00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,390

天啊  我的天啊

Oh, my God! Oh, God!

 

297

00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:38,310

-怎么了  -那束花

- What? - The flowers.

 

298

00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:40,680

看起來好多了  真是人間慘劇

They look so much better! This is a disaster.

 

299

00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:42,230

你知道"慘劇"是什么意思吧

You do know what "Disaster" means, right?

 

300

00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:45,860

你不懂  我要求他們過來換一束

You don't understand. I demanded that they come exchange them.

 

301

00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:47,860

還對那花店狂發(fā)了頓飚

I got all medieval on the florist.

 

302

00:12:47,940 --> 00:12:50,240

小卡  我聽見你講電話了

Cam, I heard you on the phone.

 

303

00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,440

你只是說你不滿意  那怎么算發(fā)飆呢

You said you were displeased, but that's hardly going medieval.

 

304

00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,390

不好意思  我說的是"非常不滿意"

Excuse me. I said "Very displeased."

 

305

00:12:54,390 --> 00:12:55,880

用的還是我的牛仔音  所以...

And I used my cowboy voice, so-

 

306

00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:57,870

你在干嘛

What are you doing?

 

307

00:12:57,870 --> 00:13:00,280

我微波一下  花就蔫了

I'm microwaving them so they look bad again.

 

308

00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,340

你走火入魔了吧

Well, that seems a little crazy, doesn't it?

 

309

00:13:04,530 --> 00:13:06,950

不好  是花店的人

Oh, no! That's the florist.

 

310

00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:08,540

淡定  把花拿出來  我去應門

Relax. Just take them out. I'll get the door.

 

311

00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:09,620

他看不出來的

He'll never know the difference.

 

312

00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:13,620

嗨  我是花店的

Hi. Florist.

 

313

00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,580

-請進  花在他那兒呢  -你好

- Yes. Come on in. He's over there with the flowers. - Hello.

 

314

00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:17,940

我不知道發(fā)生了什么事

I don't know what happened.

 

315

00:13:17,950 --> 00:13:19,840

這些花看起來蔫頭耷腦的

They just, uh, somehow lost their vigor.

 

316

00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,170

-我們一到家就這樣了  -小卡  小卡

- They were like this when we came home. - Cam. Cam.

 

317

00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,220

天啊天啊

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

 

318

00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,590

我的神啊  老天啊

Oh, my God! Oh! Oh! Oh, my God!

 

319

00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:27,560

老天  老天

God, God!

 

320

00:13:29,220 --> 00:13:31,680

瞧瞧  我的臉也羞愧得跟火燒過一樣

Look at that. Two things flaming at once.

 

321

00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:39,890

該死

Damn it!

 

322

00:13:40,010 --> 00:13:41,120

-你知道你問題在哪嗎  -在哪

- You know what the problem is. - What?

 

323

00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,870

你沒有靈活運用臀部  太僵硬了

You're not moving your hips. They're frozen. 

 

324

00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:43,420

臀部

Hips?

 

325

00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:45,670

對  你的臀部  太僵硬了  我教你

Yeah, your hips. They're frozen. Here, let me show you.

 

326

00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,590

-別麻煩了  -別跟我爭了

- No, it's okay.  - No, no. - Don't fight me.

 

327

00:13:47,590 --> 00:13:48,640

好吧  小短

All right, Shorty.

 

328

00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:50,470

向后揮桿  來  這樣

Just bring the club back. Go ahead. All right?

 

329

00:13:50,550 --> 00:13:53,310

然后屁股轉過來  沒錯  放松就行了

Now turn those hips. That's it. You just gotta relax.

 

330

00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:54,950

兩腿站開點

You gotta open up the stance a little bit.

 

331

00:13:54,950 --> 00:13:55,810

打開  打開

Spread 'em. Spread 'em.

 

332

00:13:55,890 --> 00:13:57,210

就這樣  如果不放松

That's it. If you don't relax,

 

333

00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:59,910

你那一桿永遠揮不得勁

you're never gonna get that shaft where it belongs.

 

334

00:13:59,910 --> 00:14:01,630

不如我們去喝杯咖啡休息下吧

Hey, you know what? How about a coffee?

 

335

00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:03,540

-走  喝咖啡去  -行

- Let's get a coffee. - Sure.

 

336

00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,800

按下"功能"鍵

Now press the button labeled "Activities."

 

337

00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,940

-在哪呢  -就在右側  右側

- Where is that? - It's just to the right. - To the right.

 

338

00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:10,800

-然后選擇"觀看DVD"  -什么

- And now choose "Watch DVD." - What?

 

339

00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,010

親愛的  專心點  我們只有20分鐘

Honey, you gotta focus. We've only got 20 minutes.

 

340

00:14:13,010 --> 00:14:14,940

假裝  假裝商場要關門了

Pretend- Pretend the mall's closing.

 

341

00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:15,970

老爸  這也太傻了  

Dad, this is stupid. 

 

342

00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:17,410

我都是用電腦看電視的

I watch TV on my computer.

 

343

00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:18,690

我干嘛要學這個

Why do I have to learn this?

 

344

00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:20,630

因為你媽覺得你學不會

Because your mom doesn't think you can.

 

345

00:14:20,630 --> 00:14:21,930

誰來也學不會啊

Nobody can.

 

346

00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,190

海莉  聽我說

Haley, listen to me.

 

347

00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:24,280

聽我說

Listen to me.

 

348

00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:26,910

我知道聽起來似乎不可能

I know this seems impossible.

 

349

00:14:27,510 --> 00:14:28,920

但是想想有多少次

But this is for all those times 

 

350

00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:31,290

媽媽告訴你她是對的

that Mom told you she was right...

 

351

00:14:31,290 --> 00:14:33,340

但你心里很清楚她是錯的

and you knew she was wrong.

 

352

00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:39,210

-我會盡全力  -乖女兒

- I'll do it. - That's my girl.

 

353

00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,740

那男的桿揮的不錯

You know, that guy's got a beautiful stroke.

 

354

00:14:42,250 --> 00:14:45,240

瞧瞧那褲子  一點褶都沒有  我喜歡

Look at his pants- no pleats. I like pants like that.

 

355

00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,800

你覺得我撐得起來那樣的褲子嗎

You think I can get away with something like that? 

 

356

00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:47,740

有什么撐不起來的

Sure. Why not?

 

357

00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,960

小短  我們是老交情了

Listen, Shorty, uh, we know each other a long time, right?

 

358

00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,240

-有30年了吧  -對

- What, 30 years? - Yeah.

 

359

00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:58,410

我感覺你心里藏了個秘密

And, um, I sense that you got a secret...

 

360

00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,500

那個秘密讓你痛苦不堪

that's maybe causing you a lot of anguish.

 

361

00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:04,910

你聽說了什么  是不是

You heard something, right?

 

362

00:15:04,910 --> 00:15:07,670

我兒子米奇爾也曾經這樣

Well, I had the same situation with my son, Mitchell.

 

363

00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:09,730

是嗎

Really? 

 

364

00:15:09,730 --> 00:15:11,260

是  而我處理得不是很好

Yeah, and I didn't handle it too well either.

 

365

00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:14,610

我只是想告訴你

And, uh, I just want you to know 

 

366

00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:16,390

你可以隨時對我敞開心扉

that you can open up to me,

 

367

00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:18,640

我會不余遺力地幫助你的

that I'm gonna do all I can to help you.

 

368

00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:24,100

我...

Well, I mean I-

 

369

00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:27,020

我從來沒對任何人說過

I never said this out loud before to anyone.

 

370

00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:29,820

但我覺得  要說也只能是對你了

But I guess, if I did, it would be you.

 

371

00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:32,320

就是  杰  其實  我...

It's just that, Jay, you see, I'm, uh-

 

372

00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,030

我...

I'm-

 

373

00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,990

說出來吧  說出來吧

Go ahead. Yeah. Go ahead.

 

374

00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,370

-我欠債了  -什么

- I'm in debt. - Huh?

 

375

00:15:41,460 --> 00:15:44,580

我向賭場莊家借了兩萬  他是個狠角色

I owe a bookie 20 G's, and he's a serious guy.

 

376

00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:48,000

現(xiàn)在有你雪中送炭  真是太好了

And you offering to give me the dough- This is beautiful.

 

377

00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:51,040

-等會  你不是同性戀  -同性戀

- Wait a minute. You're not gay? - Gay?

 

378

00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,120

你說什么呢  什么同性戀

What are you talkin' about- gay?

 

379

00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:54,960

我才不是呢  你從哪看出來的

I'm not gay. Where'd you get gay?

 

380

00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,010

拜托  瞧瞧你

Come on. I mean, you're always

 

381

00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,950

一天到晚不停地說衣服

talking about clothes and everything, right?

 

382

00:15:57,950 --> 00:16:00,270

我父親是個裁縫  我喜歡服飾  

My father was a tailor. I like clothes. 

 

383

00:16:00,270 --> 00:16:00,810

那又怎么樣

So what?

 

384

00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:02,520

你是在說我父親是同性戀嗎

Are you calling my father gay?

 

385

00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:03,010

不是

No!

 

386

00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:04,860

如果當年沒有我父親登陸諾曼底

My father landed on Normandy 

 

387

00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:05,960

你還不知道在哪混呢

to save your ass.

 

388

00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,930

要不是看在你借我兩萬塊的份

You know, if you weren't lending me 20 G's,

 

389

00:16:07,930 --> 00:16:10,350

我現(xiàn)在肯定揍得你滿地找牙

I'd knock you out right now.

 

390

00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:15,680

支票行嗎

Take a check?

 

391

00:16:15,770 --> 00:16:17,690

現(xiàn)金更好

Cash would be better.

 

392

00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:21,980

海莉  準備好了嗎

Haley. You ready?

 

393

00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:24,070

開始吧

Let's do this.

 

394

00:16:25,110 --> 00:16:27,150

打開電視

Turn on the TV.

 

395

00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:29,900

-安琪拉說他給她染完后  -很好

- Angela says, after he colored her hair- - Nice.

 

396

00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:32,380

-頭發(fā)變灰然后又變綠了  -靜音

- It turned gray and then green. - Mute it.

 

397

00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,020

取消禁音

Un-mute it.

 

398

00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:37,250

六十五塊

Sixty-five dollars.

 

399

00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:39,310

-播放DVD  -理發(fā)師

- Put on a DVD. - Hairdresser

 

400

00:16:39,310 --> 00:16:41,740

弗雷德里克·朗邁爾不承認過失

Frederick Longmire denies he's responsible.

 

401

00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,200

-快進  -我看看

- Skip forward. - Wait.

 

402

00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:50,150

好  回到電視

Okay. Back to TV.

 

403

00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:53,980

多好

...better than that.

 

404

00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:54,300

霸氣

Face! 

 

405

00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:56,550

別高興得太早  菲爾

Don't get all cocky, Phil.

 

406

00:16:56,550 --> 00:16:58,650

如果我這樣的話

Let's see what happens to little Haley...

 

407

00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:01,730

小海莉要怎么辦呢

when I do... this.

 

408

00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,480

霸氣

Ho, ho, ho. Ho! Face.

 

409

00:17:04,570 --> 00:17:06,860

爸  我該怎么辦

Dad, wh- What do I do?

 

410

00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:09,610

別慌  我們練過這個的  好好想想

Don't panic. We went through this. Just- Just think.

 

411

00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:11,700

放棄吧  承認你們失敗了

Give up. Give up. Admit defeat.

 

412

00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:14,790

-海莉  -我想想

- Haley. -Okay. - Uh, let's see.

 

413

00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:18,870

先把遙控器轉回電視模式

You put the remote on to TV mode...

 

414

00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:21,130

然后按"輸入"鍵

and then press "Input"...

 

415

00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:24,990

直到HDMI1出現(xiàn)  然后

till you get HDMI 1 and-

 

416

00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,970

-我成功了  -她成功了

- I did it! - She did it!

 

417

00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,640

好吧  你們贏了

Fine. You proved your point.

 

418

00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:38,730

這家里所有人都比我聰明

Everybody in this house is smarter than me.

 

419

00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:40,730

不  親愛的  不是這意思

No, honey, you're missing the point.

 

420

00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,270

我在20分鐘內就教會了海莉用遙控器

I taught Haley how to use the remote in 20 minutes.

 

421

00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:45,320

你肯定比她快多了

So think how fast you can learn it.

 

422

00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:47,110

你那話什么意思

What's that supposed to mean?

 

423

00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:48,900

瞧見了嗎

See what I'm saying?

 

424

00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,680

米奇爾  是我

Mitchell, it's me!

 

425

00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:55,010

-嗨  老爸  -嗨

- Hey, Dad. - Hi.

 

426

00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:57,940

我來是想告訴你  你的基達壞掉了

I'm here to let you know your gaydar is broken.

 

427

00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:59,300

小短不是同性戀

Shorty is not gay. 

 

428

00:17:59,990 --> 00:18:01,750

是  我知道

No. I, uh- I knew that.

 

429

00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:04,870

你那樣對小卡我一時氣不過才那樣說的

I made that up to mess with you for dissing Cam.

 

430

00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:07,120

什么  你讓我花了兩萬塊

What? That cost me 20,000 bucks.

 

431

00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:08,380

什么意思

What do you mean? 

 

432

00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,990

我跟他說是同性戀也沒關系

I reached out to him to let him know it's okay to be gay.

 

433

00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,170

-你真這樣做了  -是啊

-Y ou did? - Yeah.

 

434

00:18:14,530 --> 00:18:16,960

就在我人生最詭異的高爾夫球課之后

Right after one of the stranger golf lessons of my life.

 

435

00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,530

結果他只是個賭技很爛的賭徒

Turns out what he is is a lousy gambler,

 

436

00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:21,320

而現(xiàn)在我得為他買單

and now I'm the one on the hook for it.

 

437

00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:25,100

真是太抱歉了

Oh, I'm so sorry.

 

438

00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,070

那你笑什么

Then why are you smiling? 

 

439

00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:29,050

我真為你驕傲  爸  你成長了不少

I'm- I'm proud of you, Dad. And you're growing. 

 

440

00:18:29,050 --> 00:18:31,000

別說了

Just-Just stop it. Please.

 

441

00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:32,930

你不知道這對我來說多艱難嗎

Don't you see how hard this is for me?

 

442

00:18:32,930 --> 00:18:35,320

我以前就跟他們一樣  看看我現(xiàn)在

See, I used to be just like one of those guys. Now look at me.

 

443

00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,730

我家就跟哥倫比亞村一樣

I got a house looks like Little Colombia.

 

444

00:18:38,090 --> 00:18:40,320

我兒子是同性戀  我還有個中國孫女

I got a gay son and a Chinese granddaughter.

 

445

00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,500

是越南

Vietnamese.

 

446

00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,750

也只有你才知道區(qū)別

Only you would know the difference.

 

447

00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,430

別急  老爸  你也沒長進多少

Don't worry, Dad. Not growing too much.

 

448

00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,890

我有點緊張

I'm a little nervous.

 

449

00:18:47,890 --> 00:18:50,260

-別緊張  -你肯定美極了

- Don't be. - I'm sure you look beautiful.

 

450

00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:55,030

你們覺得怎么樣

What do you think? 

 

451

00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:57,120

看看你

Look at you!

 

452

00:18:58,010 --> 00:18:59,330

真的嗎

Really?

 

453

00:19:00,070 --> 00:19:02,990

男人會圍著你轉的  趕都趕不走

You're gonna be fighting men off with a stick.

 

454

00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,110

我可不確定

I don't know about that.

 

455

00:19:05,900 --> 00:19:08,610

-卡梅隆  -抱歉沒打個招呼就來了

- Cameron! - Hi. Sorry for the pop over,

 

456

00:19:08,610 --> 00:19:10,550

我只是想過來送你這個

but I just wanted to bring you these...

 

457

00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:13,250

感謝你昨晚幫我照顧莉莉

to thank you for babysitting Lily again last night. -Oh!

 

458

00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,780

謝謝  跟我客氣啥啊

Gracias! You didn't need to do that.

 

459

00:19:16,780 --> 00:19:18,530

-我愛莉莉  -我知道

- You know I love Lily. - I know.

 

460

00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:20,130

進來  打個招呼

Come in. Say hello.

 

461

00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:24,890

卡梅隆  來認識一下我的新朋友惠特妮

Cameron, this is my new friend, Whitney.

 

462

00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:26,340

惠特妮  這是卡梅隆

Whitney, this is Cameron. 

 

463

00:19:26,340 --> 00:19:27,310

你好  認識你很高興

Hello. It's nice to meet you.

 

464

00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:29,740

你的裙子真是驚艷

That is a spectacular dress.

 

465

00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,220

這老舊玩意?

This old thing?

 

466

00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:33,990

-看看她發(fā)型  -天啊

- What about her hair? - Oh, my gosh.

 

467

00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:36,080

就跟芭芭拉·史翠珊在《往日情懷》里一樣

It's like Barbra Streisand in The Way We Were.

 

468

00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,980

-我的最愛之一  -我也是

- One of my favorites. - Me too.

 

469

00:19:39,750 --> 00:19:42,420

好吧  是誰在讀永恒系列

Okay, who is reading The Forevers?

 

470

00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:43,580

是我

I am.

 

471

00:19:43,840 --> 00:19:47,170

我最近完全迷上吸血鬼小說了

I am so obsessed with this whole vampire thing right now.

 

472

00:19:47,170 --> 00:19:48,590

我也是

Me too.

 

473

00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:51,460

我剛認識了個超棒的男人  他叫卡梅隆

I just met the sweetest guy named Cameron.

 

474

00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,250

我覺得他可能是我的真命天子

I think he might be the one.

 

475

00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:56,800

人會改變嗎  我不知道

Can people change? I don't know.

 

476

00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:01,890

人們總是本性難移  加減個15%吧

People are who they are- give or take, yeah, 15%.

 

477

00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:05,310

如果真的想改變的話最多也就15%

That's how much people can change if they really want to.

 

478

00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:08,180

-那有機會再見了  再見  -恩 謝謝

- Well, I'll see you when I see you. - Yeah, thanks for-

 

479

00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:19,270

海莉  甜心  醒醒

Haley, sweetie, wake up.

 

480

00:20:19,270 --> 00:20:23,030

-干嘛  -教教我怎么用電視吧

- What? - I need you to teach me to use the TV.

 

481

00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:26,360

現(xiàn)在  為什么不找爸爸教你

Now? Why can't Dad teach you?

 

482

00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:28,610

因為我們是夫婦

Because we're married.

 

483

00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:33,830

不管是為自己還是為了所愛的人改變

Whether it's for themselves or for the people they love-

 

484

00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,590

那個  對

That way. Yeah.

 

485

00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:37,630

-然后按  -我知道了

- And then press- - Mmm! I got it.

 

486

00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:41,220

恩  15%

Yeah. Yeah, 15%.

 

487

00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:44,720

-但是  -我成功了

- But you know what? - I did it!

 

488

00:20:44,850 --> 00:20:48,430

-有時候這樣就足夠了  -我成功了

- Sometimes that's just enough. - I did it!

 

489

00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:54,030

行了  我們下星期見

All right, I'll see you guys next week, huh?

 

490

00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,500

杰  杰

Jay. Jay.

 

491

00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,860

我想謝謝你

Listen, I wanna thank you for,

 

492

00:20:58,860 --> 00:21:00,650

幫我解了圍

you know, helping me out with that jam.

 

493

00:21:00,780 --> 00:21:01,710

沒什么的

It was nothin'. 

 

494

00:21:01,710 --> 00:21:03,570

不不  我想送你個小禮物

No, no, no. And I got you a little present.

 

495

00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:05,370

-你不必這樣  -不  我已經買了

- You didn't have to do that. - No, I did.

 

496

00:21:05,450 --> 00:21:08,840

麥克·布雷演唱會的兩張門票

Two tickets to see the great Michael Bubly.

 

497

00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:10,770

那家伙簡直是天籟之音

The guy sings like an angel.

 

498

00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,840

他會在露天劇場外面演出

He's gonna be outside at one of the amphitheaters.

 

499

00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,110

歌洛莉亞肯定愛死這個了

Gloria's gonna love it.

 

500

00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,820

-不  我是說我們倆去  -你和我

- No. I'm talkin' about you and me. - Oh, you and me.

 

501

00:21:16,820 --> 00:21:18,420

-對  -這會不會有點...

- Yeah. - Well, that's a little-

 

502

00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:21,320

因為是在野外  我們可以順便野餐

I thought maybe we could have a little picnic since it's outside.

 

503

00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:24,410

我會帶瓶好酒  帶點奶酪

You know? I'll get some nice bottle of wine, a little cheese.

 

504

00:21:24,410 --> 00:21:26,860

-鋪張?zhí)鹤? 行嗎  -行

- Lay on a nice blanket. All right? - Yeah, fine.

 

505

00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:30,850

我喜歡你的發(fā)型  誰幫你剪的

Yo, hey. I like your hair. Who does your hair? Huh?

 

506

00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:33,310

嘿  帥哥  誰幫你剪的頭發(fā)

Yo, handsome. Who does your hair?