養(yǎng)狗狗比找男朋友好的五個(gè)原因

養(yǎng)狗狗比找男朋友好?且看本文詳述的五大理由，你是不是也覺(jué)得還是養(yǎng)條夠比較好呢?

Let’s just agree that they’re pretty darn amazing, and perhaps more importantly, better than a boyfriend—especially some of those icky ones out there (apologies to the good ones; you know who you are).

我們得承認(rèn)：狗狗還真討人喜歡，有時(shí)候甚至比男朋友好——尤其那些討人厭的家伙。(當(dāng)然，好男人除外，你懂的)

1. Dogs Don’t Care if You’ve Put on Some Weight

狗狗不介意你胖了沒(méi)

That’s right. They don’t. They just love you, unconditionally. In fact, they might just enjoy a little more of you to snuggle up to. Basically, as long as you feed them, pet them, take them for walks and love them right back, your dog is going to think you are the Queen of the World—regardless of whether you’re a size 0 or a size 22.

真的是這樣，狗狗不會(huì)介意你身材如何，它們只會(huì)無(wú)條件愛(ài)你。而且狗狗很享受和胖胖的你依偎在一起的感覺(jué)。只要你喂它、撫摸它、帶它出去溜溜，你就是它心目中的女王——至于你是骨瘦如柴還是身材豐滿(mǎn)，它才不介意呢!

2. Dogs Never Cheat

狗狗從不撒謊

There’s no need to dig through their stuff for secret love notes. And you’re never going to come home to find him snuggled up to your hot next door neighbor (well, maybe, but it doesn’t mean anything). Dogs are supremely loyal to their masters. They’ll do anything to protect you. Now that’s what we call special.

狗狗沒(méi)有不可告人的甜言蜜語(yǔ)，更不會(huì)勾搭上隔壁辣妹(好吧，也可能會(huì)勾搭，但你不會(huì)吃醋)。狗狗對(duì)主人向來(lái)忠心耿耿，會(huì)盡一切力量保護(hù)你。這絕對(duì)是它們最特別的地方。

3. Dogs Never Come Home Drunk

狗狗從不醉歸

In fact, going to the pub and having a drink would be hazardous to their health. Dogs would rather be by your side, anyway. All. The. Time. That’s why they howl and croon about their loneliness when you banish them to the backyard or the laundry room at night (although men do that also).

眾所周知，泡吧喝酒易傷身。這一點(diǎn)，狗狗絕對(duì)跟你同一戰(zhàn)線(xiàn)，至死不渝。所以，如果你晚上把它關(guān)到后院或洗衣房，它會(huì)失落嗚咽。(當(dāng)然，這種情況下，男人也會(huì)。)

4. They Love to Snuggle

狗狗總愛(ài)圍著你轉(zhuǎn)

Dogs have no hidden agenda or ulterior motives while snuggling. Most dogs (let’s face it, all dogs) would snuggle with you practically all day long if you’d let them. But then again, who wouldn’t want to snuggle up with the Queen of the World?

在你身邊，狗狗不會(huì)顧盼左右或別有用心。只要你允許，多數(shù)狗狗(好吧，所有狗狗)可以整天只圍著你轉(zhuǎn)悠。當(dāng)然嘍，誰(shuí)會(huì)不想時(shí)刻膩在女王身邊呢?

5. Dogs Are Always Happy to See You

看到你，狗狗總是很開(kāi)心

If we’re going to be super honest, happy isn’t quite the word. Dogs are actually ecstatic to see you. It doesn’t matter if you just stepped out for a quick errand or went on a seven-day vacation; your dog will always do a little dance of excitement and jump all over you upon your return. How many men do that?

坦率講，狗狗看到你何止是開(kāi)心，簡(jiǎn)直是狂喜嘛。不論你是一周假期歸來(lái)，還是只出趟門(mén)買(mǎi)東西，狗狗一看到你，必定搖尾歡跳、興奮不已。哪個(gè)男人能一直這樣對(duì)你?