Max come in sit down.
麥克斯 進(jìn)來坐下
There's something we have to talk about.
有件事我們要好好談?wù)?/p>
This can't be about my drinking.
應(yīng)該跟我的飲酒問題無關(guān)
I don't have the money to be a real alcoholic.
我窮得買不起酒當(dāng)酒鬼
Can you sit in that chair please?
你能坐到那張椅子上嗎
I never sit in that chair.
我從來不坐那張椅子
Well today we're doing things differently...
今天我們要與往常不同
breaking our patterns. Hold up.
要打破常規(guī) 等等
Did you join Scientology?
你加入山達(dá)基教了嗎
And I went to Starbucks and got you a coffee
我還去星巴克給你買了杯咖啡
and a vanilla bear claw.
和一個香草味的熊爪面包
A Bear Claw? Awesome! I'll sit anywhere you want.
熊爪面包 太棒了 你要我坐哪都行
My life is not where I want it to be.
現(xiàn)在的人生不是我想要的
That $1.47 tip was a wake up call reminding me
那一塊四毛七宛如警世鐘 點(diǎn)醒我
that life will always undervalue you
人生會低估你的價值
if you let it.
如果你聽之任之
Yes I've been knocked down
沒錯 我是被生活打擊了
but now it's time to fight back and grab life by the balls.
但現(xiàn)在是時候還擊了 我要掌握人生
I don't know if life likes having its balls grabbed.
我不知道生活是否喜歡被你"掌握蛋蛋"
Some guys do but those are usually the ones
有些男的喜歡 不過通常都是
who want you to spoon them.
也喜歡叫你抱抱他們的娘炮
I'd like to explain my vision for our future by walking you through
我想靠著這個來告訴你 我們未來的展望
My vision board.
夢想拼圖板
Oh no. It's a simple tool.
不是吧 這個工具很簡單
You're a simple tool.
你的頭腦也很簡單
You start with a thin white board...
首先找一塊白色的平板
Your thin, white, and I'm bored.
你又白又平,我快無聊死了
Keep going. I can do this all day.
繼續(xù)啊 這種話我能扯一天呢
I have a bear claw in me.
我有熊爪撐腰
I've been making vision boards for years
我從小就開始做夢想拼圖板
and I always achieve my goals.
而且總能靠它實(shí)現(xiàn)自己的目標(biāo)
And you think it's that crazy little board
你認(rèn)為真的是靠這個愚蠢的小白板
and not your father's billions?
而不是你父親的鈔票嗎
Max it works.
麥克斯 它真的管用
You put up pictures and inspirational words
把人生中想要實(shí)現(xiàn)的目標(biāo)和圖片貼上面
of things you want in your life.
再加一些鼓舞人心的話
See? I have success a cupcake business
瞧 我寫了"成功" "小蛋糕店"
and a picture of a beautiful new bed.
而且還貼了張新床的美照
Ah the ones at the asylum look different than that
你進(jìn)瘋?cè)瞬≡汉蟮拇部刹皇情L這樣
so don't get attached.
別太指望有這床
Sleeping on that couch is holding me back.
睡在那個破沙發(fā) 讓我的人生毫無沖勁
I never get a restful night's sleep
我從來沒睡過一天安穩(wěn)覺
and I need a good nine hours.
我真需要好好睡上九小時
What you need is a good nine inches.
你需要的是好好睡"上"九英寸吧