Oh, not very pretty.
不是很漂亮
But at least you tried, Michael.
但至少你努力過(guò)了,邁克
Just one question.
我只有個(gè)問(wèn)題
Are you sure that you're gay?
手這么不巧,你真的是同性戀嗎
Oh, okay, Caroline. Let's see your pretty rose.
好了,卡洛琳,來(lái)看看你漂亮的玫瑰花
I didn't do one. Society is way too concerned
我沒(méi)做,因?yàn)楝F(xiàn)今社會(huì)太霸道
with other people's idea of what's pretty.
老要和諧別人心中認(rèn)為的美
Whatevs.
隨便吧
Okay, what about your baker there?
那好,你的糕點(diǎn)師呢
She bail too?
她也沒(méi)做嗎
No, here it is.
不,我做了
Max, that's so pretty.
麥克斯,這真漂亮
I'm so proud of you.
我真為你驕傲
Good work, God bless. Good for you.
做得不錯(cuò),上帝佑佑,有前途
How long did it take you?
你做了多久
About three hours and 40 minutes.
三個(gè)小時(shí)四十分吧
But I did it!
但我做到了
I just wanted to prove to you and myself
我只是想向你們和我自己證明
I can make something pretty.
我也能做出漂亮的東西
And now that I have--
既然我已經(jīng)成功做到了
That cupcake wasn't me. I don't do pretty.
這小蛋糕不是我風(fēng)格,老娘不屑玩漂亮
But I did make each of you a cupcake that I think says
但為了表達(dá)我對(duì)這個(gè)蛋糕課程的感想
what I feel about this whole cupcake class.
我為你倆一人做了一個(gè)蛋糕
This one says "Bite me".
這個(gè)寫著"關(guān)你屁事"
This one says "Screw U".
這個(gè)寫著"滾你媽蛋"
You see that "U"? That's a "U".
你看見(jiàn)那個(gè)"U"了嗎,這就是個(gè)"U"
Holla!
完勝
Well, good luck with that.
那祝你們好運(yùn)啦
People don't want cupcakes that insult them.
沒(méi)人會(huì)買損人的蛋糕
Oh, my God, Max. That's our thing.
天啊,麥克斯,這才是我們的長(zhǎng)項(xiàng)
I was wrong. You were right.
我錯(cuò)了,你才是對(duì)的
We don't need to make pretty cupcakes.
我們不必做漂亮的蛋糕
Everybody does pretty.
人人都會(huì)做漂亮的蛋糕
We have to do what you do best.
我們只需發(fā)揮你的專長(zhǎng)
Insult people.
損人
Yeah, who's gonna buy that?
是啊,誰(shuí)會(huì)去買呀
We will. For our shower.
我們買,給告別單身派對(duì)增色
And really let us bitches have it!
專門為我們的賤人朋友準(zhǔn)備