聽美劇學英語- 破產(chǎn)姐妹第一季 第238期:請大家品嘗蛋糕

Attention, everyone. Max and I have a little late-night treat for you.

大伙們，注意啦。我跟麥克斯有深夜小禮物要給你們

Don't say it all excited like that. Now when it's not drugs, Earl's going to be pissed.

別用這種興奮的語氣說好嗎。你又不是給毒品，厄爾會失望得發(fā)火的

You are invited to a very important taste-test of Max's homemade cupcakes.

你們獲邀參加萬分重要的麥克斯自制小蛋糕品嘗會

Okay, but I will have only one.

好的，不過我只吃一個哦

When I get a tummy, single ladies call me Buddha and rub me for luck.

我一有小肚腩，單身女郎會叫我彌勒佛，還摸我肚皮求好運

I gotta watch out, too.

我也得小心

Last time I had Max's chocolate espresso cupcake just before going home,

上次我回家前，吃了一個麥克斯的黑咖啡小蛋糕

I was awake till 5:00 A.M., hand washing all my thongs.

結果早上5點都睡不著，手洗了一夜的丁字褲

Thongs? Earl, you devil.

丁字褲啊，你個小壞蛋

That's right, just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean there's not swing in the sling.

別看我頭頂花白，白發(fā)勝雪，褲襠里還是龍精虎猛，翻江倒海呢

Oh, Caroline, darling. Can you go back over there? I forgot my racing form.

卡洛琳，親愛的，你能去我座位幫我拿賽馬報嗎

Oh, horse racing? It reminds me of Chestnut. Max... Chestnut.

賽馬啊，害我好想念栗寶。麥克斯，小栗寶

What's with the sad face? Your horse is living it up at a fancy stable nearby.

你裝個屁哭臉啊。你的馬就住在附近的豪華馬廄

Not gone to the great stud farm in the sky.

又不是住在天國的種馬場

Did someone say "stud farm"? My fee is $10 a quart or $15 if you want a boy.

有人提到"種馬場"嗎?我的精每0.9升10塊，包生男的15塊

Wow. You bounced back from your Sophie breakup pretty quick.

不錯啊?？磥砟阋呀?jīng)走出分手的陰霾了

It was not a real breakup. I will have her very soon again.

我們不是真分手。她很快又會回到我身邊

Right now, I lay low and wait in bushes like determined jungle cat.

現(xiàn)階段，我就淡定地躲在草叢，如同盯上獵物的獵豹

Or a rapist.

是盯上獵物的強奸犯吧

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