美國毒舌評委經(jīng)典辣評

　　It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

　　聽上去像一只貓從帝國大廈跳下來。

　　I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

　　如果你再不閉嘴，我就向里面甩個(gè)魚鉤。

　　That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

　　你的表演很特別。不幸的是，特別地差勁。

　　You have just invented a new form of torture.

　　你發(fā)明了一種折磨人的新手段。

　　If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would

　　have stoned you.

　　如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成這樣，人們會(huì)向你扔石頭。

　　There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

　　人類能承受的懲罰是有限的，我再也無法忍受了。

　　You killed my favorite.

　　我最喜歡的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

　　It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

　　你不唱它的時(shí)候，它是首好歌。

　　You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

　　你像個(gè)小倉鼠要做大老虎。

　　I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song

　　你唱歌的時(shí)候，看起來處在半睡眠狀態(tài)。

　　I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in

　　Norwegian.

　　我一個(gè)字也聽不懂，你大概在用挪威語演唱。

　　Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

　　想象一下，一頭驢與22匹馬賽跑，你一點(diǎn)機(jī)會(huì)都沒有。

　　It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking

　　a crate.

　　你看起來喝多了。我說的可不是一、兩瓶，是一箱那么多。