聽美劇學(xué)英語_生活大爆炸第四季 第4集 (上)
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I'm telling you, if xenon emits ultraviolet light, then those dark matter discoveries must be wrong.
我告訴你 如果氙能放射出紫外線 那些有關(guān)暗物質(zhì)的發(fā)現(xiàn)都會是錯的
Yes, well, if we lived in a world where slowmoving xenon produced light, then you'd be correct.
那是 如果我們住在一個緩慢運(yùn)動的氙原子能放出光子的世界 那你就是對的
Also, pigs would fly, my derriere would produce cotton candy, and The Phantom Menace would be a timeless classic.
與此同時(shí) 豬能飛 我也能拉出棉花糖來而《幽靈的威脅》也將成為永恒的經(jīng)典
Oh, you're so arrogant. If you were a superhero, your name would be Captain Arrogant.
你也太傲慢了 如果你是超級英雄 那你的名字就該叫傲慢上尉
And you know what your superpower would be? Arrogance.
你知道你的超能力是什么嗎 傲慢力
You're wrong again. If my superpower were arrogance, my name would be Dr.Arroganto.
你又錯了 如果我的超能力是傲慢力 我的名字應(yīng)該是至傲博士
I love watching Raj and Sheldon try to work together.
我太喜歡看拉杰和謝爾頓一塊兒工作了
Yeah, it's like if Alien and Predator decided to go partners in a Jamba Juice.
沒錯 就好比異形和鐵血戰(zhàn)士決定合作開一間Jamba Juice（美國著名連鎖冰沙奶昔店）一樣
Has it occurred to you you're missing the big picture?
你難道沒注意宏觀的狀況嗎
If you look at neutron scattering data... Oh, Penny? Penny? What's up?
如果你看了中子分布數(shù)據(jù) 佩妮 佩妮 怎么了
Nothing. I just wanted to make Raj stop talking.
沒事兒 我只是想讓拉杰閉嘴而已
No, no, no. He won. Suck it up.
不不不 他贏了 憋著吧
Well, I'd ask you guys if you want dessert, but I know Sheldon doesn't eat dessert on Tuesdays.And even if Raj wanted something, he couldn't tell me.Howard won't order anything, but he will come up with some sort of skeevy comment involving the words pie or cheesecake.And Leonard's lactose intolerant, so he can't eat anything here without his intestines blowing up like a balloon animal.
我想問問你們是否需要甜品 但我知道謝爾頓周二不吃甜品 而拉杰就算想要什么也開不了口 霍華德什么都不會點(diǎn) 但他會迸出來一些跟派或者芝士蛋糕有關(guān)系的惡心話 而萊納德有乳糖不耐 所以除非他想讓自己的腸子漲得跟動物氣球似的 否則是什么都吃不了的
Hang on a second. I could have the fruit platter.
等等 我可以點(diǎn)水果拼盤的
You want the fruit platter?
你想要水果拼盤
Does it have melon on it? Yeah.
上面有甜瓜嗎 有
No, I can't eat melon.
呃 我不能吃甜瓜
Oh, Howard, heads up. Your exgirlfriend just came in for her shift. When was the last time you saw her?
霍華德 注意了 你的前女友來上班了 你上次見她是什么時(shí)候
Oh, not since we broke up. Wow. How am I going to play this? Sophisticated and relaxed? Friendly, noncommittal? Cold and distant?
分手之后就沒見過了 嗯 我該怎么表現(xiàn)呢 優(yōu)雅而自然的 還是友好而含糊的 或者冷淡且陌生的
Hi, guys. Hello.
你們好 你好
I see you decided to go with pathetic and frightened.
看來你決定用悲劇和驚恐來面對了
It's one of his best moves.
這是他的拿手好戲
So, my dear, we meet again. Hello, Howard. I've missed you.
親愛的 我們又見面了 好啊 霍華德 我想你了
I've missed you, Katee Sackhoff.
我也想你了 凱蒂·薩克霍夫（《太空堡壘卡拉狄加》女主演之一）
One question. Anything. Why am I wearing my Battlestar Galactica flight suit in bed?
問個問題 隨便問 為什么我會在床上穿著《太空堡壘卡拉狄加》的戰(zhàn)斗服
Why are you in bed with me? If we start to question this, it all falls apart.
那你又為什么你會和我同床呢 如果我們開始質(zhì)疑這個 那就太崩潰了
Sorry. Oh, ravish me, Howard. My loins ache for you.
不好意思 噢 強(qiáng)力地占有我吧 霍華德 我愿為你盡折腰
Okay, if you insist.
好吧 既然你如此堅(jiān)持的話
Howard, have you seen my girdle?! No, Ma!
霍華德 你看到我的束腹緊身褲了嗎 沒有 媽
I can't find it, and I'm late for my Weight Watchers meeting!
我找不著了 而且減肥族大會就快要遲到了
Maybe it committed suicide! Leave me alone!
也許它自殺了 少煩我
Now, where were we?
好了 剛才到哪兒了
I believe you were about to rip off my uniform with your teeth.
我覺得你想要用你的牙齒扒下我的制服了
Bernadette?! What are you doing here?
伯納黛特 你在這兒干嘛
Well, if I had to guess, I'd say I'm here because you saw me earlier this evening, and you're still hung up on me.
我猜的話 估計(jì)是因?yàn)槟憬裢硪姷轿伊硕氵€對我有留戀
No, I'm not.
才沒有呢
Clearly you are. Otherwise, based on past experience, we'd be done by now.
很明顯有 否則根據(jù)以往經(jīng)驗(yàn)我們現(xiàn)在都該完事兒了
Okay, I'm a little confused here.
好吧 我現(xiàn)在有點(diǎn)混亂了
Oh, my. Can I help?
親愛的 我能幫什么嗎
Not that kind of confused.
又不是那方面的困惑
What's George Takei doing here?
武井喬治在這兒干嘛（《星際迷航》中蘇魯?shù)陌缪菡?本人為同性戀）
Howard, do you have latent homosexual tendencies?
霍華德 你有隱性的同性戀傾向嗎
No, of course not.
當(dāng)然沒有了
So you say. Yet, here I am.
你是這么說了 而我卻站在這兒了
George, let me ask you something. How did you deal with being typecast as a science fiction icon?
喬治 我問你個問題 作為科幻人物象征你是如何應(yīng)對連續(xù)出演同類角色的
It's difficult. You try and stretch as an actor do Strindberg, O'Neill, but all they want is, "Course laid in, Captain."
是很難 作為演員你想拓展戲路嘗試下斯特林堡 奧尼爾什么的 但他們想要的只是"航線已設(shè)定 船長"
Tell me about it. It's frackin' frustrating.
好好跟我說說 這太讓我抓狂了
Wait. Katee, why are you leaving?
等等 凱蒂 你怎么走了
She's leaving because you really want to be with me.
她走了是因?yàn)槟銉?nèi)心深處想和我一起啊
Howard, I found my girdle! It was in the dryer! Great, Ma!
霍華德 我找到我的束腹緊身褲了 原來在烘干機(jī)里 那太好了 媽媽
I think it shrunk! I'm spilling out like the Pillsbury Doughboy here!
我覺得它縮水了我的贅肉就跟面團(tuán)寶寶（美國貝式堡公司的吉祥物）似的
And with that mental picture, I think we're done for the evening.
一想到那個畫面 我想今晚的精神治療到此為止了
You never told me what happened between you and Bernadette.
你從沒跟我說過你和伯納黛特當(dāng)初為何分手
I did a stupid thing. Yeah, I guessed that.
我做了件蠢事 我猜也是
It was the kind of thing that makes it kind of hard to face her now.
像是那種現(xiàn)在難以面對她的蠢事
That covers anything from farting in bed to killing a homeless guy. Oh, my God. You ran over a hobo. No. Stop asking.
你說的這范圍廣的可以從被窩里放屁延伸到殺害流浪漢 哦 我的天吶 你真碾死過流浪漢啊 沒有 別問了
All right, fine. So you want to get back together with her, but you're too ashamed to face her because of whatever it is you did.
好吧 你想跟她重歸于好但卻羞于面對她 就因?yàn)槟阍?jīng)做了某件難以啟齒的事
In a nutshell.
差不多
OkayWell, how about this? Kidnap Bernadette from the opera wearing a creepy mask so she doesn't know it's you.
好吧那這么做你覺得怎樣 你戴上詭異的面具從劇院里（《歌劇魅影》的情節(jié)）把伯納黛特劫走 這樣她就認(rèn)不出你了
Now, you see, I don't know if you're kidding or not.
這么說吧 我不知道你是在跟我開玩笑還是怎么著
You're being unreasonable. Why can't I have a desk?!
你開始蠻橫無理了 為什么我就不能有張桌子
Our collaboration is a work of the mind. We don't need desks.
我們的合作研究是思維上的工作我們用不著桌子
You have a desk. Correct. But I can't have one.
但你有桌子啊 是的 但我就不能有了是吧
You're two for two. Why can't he have a desk, Sheldon?
你說中要點(diǎn)了 為什么他不能有桌子 謝爾頓
Oh, Lord, will this day never end? As I've explained repeatedly to Dr. Koothrappali, whose ability to comprehend the American idiom fails him when it's convenient.
天吶 這一天怎么過不完了 我已經(jīng)再三向庫薩帕里博士解釋過了 以他對美國俗語的理解能力是不能明白什么叫做時(shí)機(jī)妥當(dāng)?shù)?/div>
There's absolutely no money in my budget for additional office furniture.
我的預(yù)算中絕沒有添置額外辦公家具的那份了
Oh, but there's money for a drawer full of Red Vines, a marshmallow shooting rifle, and a super executive ant farm with glowinthedark sand?
那你就有預(yù)算來買一抽屜的紅蠟糖 一把棉花糖步槍以及帶有夜光沙土的超級螞蟻工坊（玩具）嗎
Yes. Okay, what if he buys his own desk?
是的 好吧 那他出錢買自己的桌子呢
Yeah, what if I buy my own desk?
是啊 要是我買我自己的桌子呢
That's ridiculous. Why? Because... Yes? It's my office.
那太荒謬了 為什么 因?yàn)?.. 請說 這是我的辦公室
Sheldon. All right, all right. He can buy his own desk.
謝爾頓 好了 好了 他可以買他自己的桌子了
And I can put it in your office?
而且我可以放進(jìn)你的辦公室里
Well, you really want to dot the I's and cross the T's, don't you?
你還真的想得寸進(jìn)尺了 是吧
Why would you want a glowinthedark ant farm?
為何你要買帶夜光沙土的螞蟻工坊呢
They do some of their best work at night.
因?yàn)槲浵佊行┕ぷ魍砩献龈錾?/div>
Ah, it's okay.
這個還能穿
Penny? Penny? Penny? Penny? Would you have opened the door if you knew it was me?
佩妮 佩妮 佩妮 佩妮 如果知道是我敲門你還會開嗎
Not since I found out the teddy bear you gave me had a webcam in it.
自從我發(fā)現(xiàn)你給我的泰迪熊安了攝像頭之后就不會了
I just have a question. Does Bernadette ever talk about me?
我只是有個問題想問伯納黛特有跟你提起過我嗎
Oh, absolutely. She does?
哦 當(dāng)然有啊 她提過嗎
Yeah, sure. Just yesterday, she asked, "Why is Howard hiding under the table?"
當(dāng)然 就在昨天 她還問我 為什么霍華德要躲在桌子底下
She saw that, huh?
她看見了是吧
Oh, no, not at first. Right after I pointed it out.
沒 沒 一開始沒有但在我告訴她后就...
Let me ask you something else. Is she seeing anybody?
我問你點(diǎn)別的吧 她有跟誰交往嗎
Oh, not that I know of. Hey, while we're on the subject, why did you guys break up anyway?
據(jù)我所知沒有吧 既然說到了這個話題 我想了解你們當(dāng)初為何分手了
Oh, I'd rather not say.
我覺得還是不說為好
Howard, if you want my help, I've got to know what happened.
霍華德 你如果想得到我的幫助就得讓我知道
But it's embarrassing...
但說出來有些尷尬
Yeah, that's what I'm counting on. Spill.
是啊 我就期待著這個呢 進(jìn)來吧
Okay. Well, you know World of Warcraft?
好吧 你聽過魔獸世界吧
Um, the online game? Sure.
那個網(wǎng)絡(luò)游戲嗎 當(dāng)然
Well, did you know that the characters in the game can have sex with each other?
那你可否知道游戲中的角色是可以互相發(fā)生性關(guān)系的
Oh, God. I think I see where this is going.
哦天吶 我想我有點(diǎn)頭緒了
Her name was Glissinda the Troll. Bernadette walked in on me while we were doing the cybernasty under the Bridge of Souls.
她叫巨魔葛林新蒂 當(dāng)伯納黛特來找我的時(shí)候我們正在靈魂之橋下翻云覆雨呢
Oh, you're right. That is so embarrassing.
你說的沒錯 這是夠糗的了
Would you talk to her?
你能跟她說說嗎
Bernadette or the troll?
伯納黛特還是巨魔
Bernadette. She was so mad at me, she wouldn't even listen to my side of the story.
伯納黛特 她太生我氣了 她甚至都沒聽我的解釋
Well, what was your side?
那你的解釋是什么
Well, for all we know, Glissinda the Troll wasn't even a real woman. I mean, she could've been a 50yearold truck driver in New Jersey.
那個巨魔葛林新蒂只是個虛擬的女人 我是說 她也可能是個年屆50在新澤西開卡車的人呢
Really? And that didn't make her feel better?
真的假的 那這么說沒讓她消消氣嗎
Will you talk to her, see if there's any chance at all we could get back together?
你能幫我去問問看嗎 看看我們還有沒有重歸于好的可能性了
Oh, gee, Howard, I really don't want to get in the middle of this.
天 霍華德 我真不想趟你倆這趟渾水
No. Why would you? I'm just another lonely nerd, living with his mother, trying to find any scrap of happiness he can.
別啊 你怎么忍心呢 我這個孤單的書呆子和老媽相依為命 努力尋求哪怕是一絲絲的幸福
You know, maybe to make up for the fact that his dad left him when he was 11.
也許是為了彌補(bǔ)11歲時(shí)父親就離開他的缺憾吧
Okay, I will think about it.
好吧 我會考慮的
You know, I've always blamed myself for him leaving. I always thought it was because I wasn't the son he wanted.
我一直在為父親的出走而深深自責(zé) 我一直覺得那是因?yàn)樗静幌胍疫@個兒子
Yeah, I said I'd think about it.
行了 我說了我會考慮的
I wasn't athletic, yeah, I was kind of sickly...
我體育不好 又有點(diǎn)病怏怏的
Okay, fine. Look, look, I'm calling her now! See?! Thank you.
行了 好了 我在給她打電話了 看見沒 謝謝
