《生活大爆炸》第十季:第8集:細胞樣本(上)
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How much will it hurt?
會有多疼?
It's just a tiny skin sample.
只是取一小塊皮膚當樣品而已
You saw me do it to myself.
你看過我給自己取的
On a scale of one to ten, where one is a pebble in your shoe and ten is the monkey you thought was your pet biting your face off.
那給疼痛打分的話，你打幾分一是鞋子里有個鵝卵石十是被你誤當成你的寵物的猴子在咬你的臉
A two.Eating a whole Altoid?
二分吧。吃掉一整個薄荷糖?
Sheldon,if I'm gonna synthesize a neural network from our skin cells, I need to harvest them.
Sheldon行了如果我能用我們的皮膚細胞合成一個神經網絡，我需要樣本啊
Now, I've done this dozens of times, but if you're too scared you don't have to.
我做過很多次了，但是如果你實在害怕的話其實你可以不取的
No, this is for science.
不，這是為了科學
I can be brave for science.Thank you.
我可以為了科學變得很勇敢。謝謝
Oh, jiminy, that's cold!
哦，天哪，好涼!
Just think how happy you'll be in a few weeks when I've converted our skin cells into functional brain cells.
想想幾周之后你會多開心當我把我們的皮膚細胞變成功能完整的腦細胞的時候
All right, just warn me before you do it.Okay.Three...two... and we're done.
好吧，在你下手之前提醒我，好，三...二...搞定了
You tricked me.
你耍我
You didn't say one.
你沒喊一
It didn't hurt, did it? No...but“three, two and we're done” is incomplete.
其實不疼，是不是?不...但是"三，二，然后就完事了"是不完整的
You know those things bother me.
你知道這種事會讓我很鬧心
It's like hearing without yelling...Okay, fine, one.Thank you.
“dadadadadadah”就好像聽到"噠噠噠噠噠噠"而沒聽到高潮...好吧，一謝謝
Now yell“Charge” and we can get out of here.
然后喊"完成"我們就可以走了
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state
宇宙一度又燙又稠密，
Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait!
140億年前終于爆了炸...等著瞧!
The Earth began to cool
地球開始降溫，
The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools
自養(yǎng)生物來起哄，穴居人發(fā)明工具，
We built the Wall We built the pyramids
我們建長城，我們建金字塔，
Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery
數(shù)學，自然科學，歷史，揭開神秘，
That all started with a big bang
一切由大爆炸開始，
Oh, my God, I just got it. Fun onions...Funyuns. Hold on.
哦，天哪，我才明白。有趣的洋蔥...趣洋蔥(零食品牌)等一下
Is that a wobble? Yes.
剛才是個晃動嗎?是的
That's definitely a gravitational wobble.
顯然是一個重力晃動
Uh, sorry, I could come back.
啊，對不起，我可以過一會再來
Oh, no, it's okay.
哦，沒事，沒關系
I... I just found a wobble.
我...我發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個晃動
Oh, do I need a mop?
哦，需要我拿拖把來嗎?
It's a gravitational wobble.
是一個重力晃動
It could be a sign of an extrasolar planet that may contain life and someday be named after me.
可能象征著一個太陽系外行星可能存在生命也許某天會以我的名字命名
Oh... well, if it has life,maybe it already has a name, huh?
哦...如果上面有生命也許它已經有名字了，是吧?
Yeah, but it's probably difficult to pronounce.
是的，但是那個可能很難讀呀
What is your name?
你叫什么名字?
Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali.You think it would be more difficult than that?
我叫Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali你覺得那個行星的名字會比這個還難讀?
Good point.And you are?
你的觀點不錯。你的名字是?
Oh, uh, Issabella Maria Concepcion.Oh, well, nice to meet you.
哦，Issabella Maria Concepcion。哦，很高興見到你
Nice to meet you, too.
很高興見到你
You know, I have to say,based on the candy wrappers and the bags of junk food I see in this trash, I thought the person working here was ten years old.
你知道，我必須說因為垃圾堆里這些糖紙還有垃圾食品袋我還以為在這里工作的人只有十歲
Oh, please, show me a tenyearold who knows to dip Tootsie Rolls in Nutella.
哦，得了吧，哪有十歲小屁孩懂得把巧克力棒粘巧克力醬吃的快感
Bueno, um, I'm just going to empty your waste paper basket and then I'll get out of your way.
好樣的，我只是要倒了你的廢紙簍然后我就不會打擾你了
Oh, please, allow me.That's a lot of empty calories. Thank you.
哦，我來吧。這里有很多吃光的卡路里。謝謝
You're welcome.Okay, uh, okay,I... I... I have to go.
不客氣。好的，嗯我...我得走了
Okay. Good luck with your, um, space exploration.Thank you.
好的， 祝你好運宇宙探索順利，謝謝
Good luck with your...future endeavors. Did it work?
祝你...工作順利。怎么樣?
Are they brain cells yet?
變成腦細胞了嗎?
If you'd give me a minute, I'll tell you.
如果你等我一分鐘，我就會告訴你
Oh, just let me look. Oh, my goodness!
哦，讓我看看。哦，天哪!
I see quivering black lines.
我看到了顫動的黑線
Those must be neurons.
一定是神經元
Oh, they're so thick and beautiful.
哦，如此厚重如此美麗
Those are your eyelashes, move.Well, Sheldon...I see astrocytes.
那些是你的睫毛，走開。嗯，Sheldon...我看到了星形膠質細胞
Our combined skin cells are now a primitive neural network.
我們的皮膚細胞已經是一個簡單的神經網絡了
I have such a profound sense of creation.
我這么有創(chuàng)造力
I ju... it's like when I hatched SeaMonkeys,except that this is from my DNA,so this is like...
我...就像我孵化了一只神奇水馬騮只不過這個來自于我的基因所以就像是...
MeMonkeys. These cells come from both of us.
我生的水馬騮。這些細胞來自于我們兩個人
Yeah, but UsMonkeys doesn't pop.
是的，但是叫我們生的水馬騮不押韻
Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait!WeMonkeys, there you go. Hey.
哦，等等!我們的水馬騮，就叫這個了，嘿
When can we start running tests on it?
我們什么時候可以在這些細胞上進行試驗?
No reason we can't start right now.
我們現(xiàn)在就可以開始了
What stimulus should we introduce it to first?
我們應該先給它什么刺激呢?
L... Light, sound, temperature...
光，聲，溫度...
Oh! Oh! Let's expose it to images of me and you and see who it likes better.
哦!哦!我們給他們圖像刺激吧讓它看你和我的照片，看看它更喜歡哪個
Sheldon, this is a rudimentary collection of neurons.
Sheldon這只是一堆神經元
I mean, it's remarkable,but it's still limited in what it can do.
我的意思是，這很有意義但是它的能力很有限
I understand.She's the mean one, I'm the fun one.
我明白。她唱白臉，我唱紅臉
Huh, they screwed up and gave us steamed broccoli.
啊，他們又搞錯了給了我們蒸西蘭花
Oh, no, that's mine. Really?
哦，不是的，那個是我的。真的嗎?
The last green thing.I saw you eat was a Skittle.
上次我看見你吃綠色食品是一粒彩虹糖
Well, I can't eat like a tenyearold all the time.
嗯，我不能總吃的像個十歲的孩子
You're dating somebody, who is it?What?
你在和別人約會，是和誰?什么?
What are you talking about?
你在說什么?
You only watch what you eat when you're afraid you might have to take your shirt off.
你只有在上床有戲的時候才會在意自己吃什么
No, she's right.
是的，她說得對
As long as I've known you, you've always been selfconscious about your cleavage.
據(jù)我的了解你一直對自己的乳溝很敏感
It's because you keep trying to stick pencils in it.
因為你一直試圖往里面插鉛筆
All right, fine, don't tell us.
好吧好吧，那就別告訴我們
There's nothing to tell.
可是沒什么好說的啊
All right.How's that broccoli?
好吧。那西蘭花好吃嗎?
It's gross but I have to eat it because I met somebody.Bam.Thank you.
超惡心的，但是我還是必須得吃，因為我遇見心儀對象了。哇塞。謝謝
What's her name? Issabella.
她叫什么名字啊? 她叫Issabella
Oh, did you meet her at work?
哦，你是工作的時候遇見她的嗎?
Yes, in the telescope room.
是啊，就在望遠鏡室
Oh, so she's an astronomer?
所以她是個天文學家咯?
Yes...which is why she was in the telescope room.
對...這就是她當時在望遠鏡室的理由
Yes, this is all making sense.Good.
是啊，這就都說得通了。很好
Well, that's great, Raj.
那很好啊，Raj
You must have so much in common.Mmhmm.
你們一定有很多共同點。嗯哼
So, when do we meet her?
所以咯，我們什么時候能見她啊?
No, no, this is brandnew.
不不不，這都還為時過早
We haven't even been on a proper date yet.
我們都還沒正式約過會呢
Okay, well, good luck with it. Thank you.
好吧，那祝你好運啦， 謝謝
How come you never eat broccoli?
你為什么從來不吃西蘭花啊?
I'm married,I don't have to be attractive.
我都結婚了我就不需要再有吸引力了
You know, most people don't realize this technique has actually been around for a few years.
你知道嗎，大多數(shù)人都沒意識到這個技術已經出來好幾年了
Still, I can't believe you can turn ordinary skin cells into functioning brain cells.
說是這么說，但我還是無法相信你能把普通的皮膚細胞轉化為功能完整的大腦細胞
Well, I turned this one into a functioning boyfriend,so sky's the limit.
哎呀，我可是把這家伙變成了一個功能完整的男票的人嘛所以，我就是無極限
Look, look... here I am standing next to the incubator.
快看，快看，我就在這兒啦就站在孵化器旁邊
Uh, here is a microscopic view of the cells.
然后這里是顯微鏡下細胞的樣子
Look at that, put them in a tiny Flash Tshirt and it's you.
快看啊，把它們放進一個迷你的閃電俠T恤里面那就變成你啦
Oh. Yeah, this little guy can already recognize electronically transmitted images 20% faster than any other sample in Amy's lab.
是啊，這個小家伙已經可以辨別電子傳輸?shù)膱D像啦比Amy實驗室里的所有其他樣本都要快20%
I'm running out of ways to act excited.
我對于表現(xiàn)出興奮已經黔驢技窮了
So, enough about us, how are things going with you?
好啦，說我們都說夠啦，你們現(xiàn)在怎么樣啊?
Great, the doctor said the baby's head is facing down now.
很好，醫(yī)生說現(xiàn)在寶寶的頭朝著下方了
Good, you know,in case the exit isn't clearly marked.
很好嘛，你知道啦萬一找不到出口呢
Yeah, I have to say, it is nice to share this experience with someone who's on the same journey.
是啊，我必須得說，能夠跟某些有著相同旅程的人分享經驗還是挺好的
Although right now ours is testing off the charts while yours is floating around in its own waste.
雖然現(xiàn)在我們的娃已經是細胞中翹楚而你們的還在它自己產生的垃圾當中翻滾
Are you actually comparing my human baby to your brain in a bowl?
你是真的在把我的人類寶寶跟你碗里的大腦細胞作比較嗎?
Well, I didn't make you waddle up four flights of stairs for the heck of it.
我逼著你搖搖擺擺爬了四層樓當然是有原因的
You do realize my baby has functioning organs and can recognize voices.
你要知道我的寶寶有著功能健全的器官而且還能辨認聲音吧
Yeah, but ours can recognize a specific data stream among background noise.
是啊，可是我們的能從背景噪音中辨認出特定的數(shù)據(jù)流啊
Mine has a fully developed immune system.
我的寶寶有發(fā)育健全的免疫系統(tǒng)
Ours doesn't need an immune system because it lives in a stateoftheart German incubator.
我們的寶寶不需要免疫系統(tǒng)，因為它活在最先進的德國孵化機里面
Sheldon, that's enough.Oh, yeah, no, fine.
Sheldon夠了。行，好吧
Let's just agree that both creations are special in their own way and it is foolish to try and compare them.
那我們就只要同意，雙方的創(chuàng)造都以自己的方式特立獨行好了不去傻傻地比較他們了
Although, we didn't need to have sex with Howard for ours, so we win.
不過，我們可不用為了我們的寶寶跟Howard啪啪啪，所以還是我們贏
This is fun.I have never cleaned a toilet before.You're kidding.
這很有趣啊。我以前從來沒清理過馬桶，你在開玩笑吧
No, I grew up with a house full of servants and now I have a cleaning lady...
不，我從小在滿是傭人的屋子長大然后現(xiàn)在我家有個清潔女工...
who is a lovely woman who I have great respect for.
她是個可愛的女人我極其尊重她
It's okay, you're allowed to have a cleaning lady.
沒關系的，你可以有一個清潔女工的啦
Oh, good, because she also walks my dog,buys my groceries and cuts my hair.
那太好了，因為她還幫我遛狗幫我買吃的，還幫我剪頭發(fā)
I think that's called a mommy.Uh...
我覺得那應該叫媽媽才對，呃...
So, forgive me...forgive me for being nosy,but isis there a wedding ring
好吧，原諒我...原諒我的八卦但是你那雙漂亮的橡膠手套之下
under those pretty rubber gloves?
是有一個結婚戒指嗎?
No, not for many years.
不，我單身很多年了
Oh, so, you are unencumbered?
哦，所以你現(xiàn)在了無牽掛嗎?
Just me and my son.
就只有我和我兒子
I love kids, how old is he?Nineteen.
我可愛孩子了，他多大了?十九
That's a cute age.
這可是個可愛的年齡啊
They can do so many things.
他們能做的可多了
He's studying to be a lawyer at UCLA.
他在加州大學洛杉磯分校念書準備當律師
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