《柯南脫口秀》第71期:宣布婚事的好辦法

and you have a great sense of humor about it,and seem to enjoy sending out tweet pics and we have on here, 而且你在網(wǎng)上很幽默 你似乎很喜歡發(fā)推特照片 我們這里有一張

For example,great way to announce your marriage.I love that picture. 比如 這是宣布婚事的好辦法 我喜歡這張照片

Are you in a Chucky cheese by any chance.Never been in a Chuck cheese,no. 你是在查克芝士兒童餐廳嗎 我從沒去過查克芝士 沒有

We are in a friend's ball pit.What are you.Seriously,please,sir Patrick. 我們在朋友的球坑里 你會 我是說真的 別調(diào)皮了 帕特里克爵士

For a friend who has everything,you give them a ball pit. 如果你的朋友什么都有 就給他一個球坑

Ok,some kind of crazy slang.here you are,You claim you're eating your fist slice of pizza, 好的 真是古怪的俚語 你宣傳這是你吃的第一塊披薩

That can't be true.You had pizza before this.Oh,yes.There was a big misunderstanding about this. 這不可能是真的 你以前吃過披薩的 是的 人們對此有很大的誤解

Of course I had pizza,but that was my first slice.I had never gone into a pizza restaurant before and asked for a slice. 我當(dāng)然吃過披薩 但是這是我的第一塊 我從沒去過披薩店點過一塊披薩

I didn't know such a thing existed.And by the way.How do you mean you don't know a slice existed. 我都不知道存在著一塊披薩 順便說句 你說你不知道存在著一塊披薩是什么意思

You order a pizza,you get it this size or this size and you eat most of it. 你點一份披薩 有這么大或這么大的 然后你會吃掉大部分

First of all,this is how you and I differ.Oh really?I eat all of it and get another one. 首先 這就是我們的不同 真的嗎 我全吃完 然后再點一份

But you,you,didn't it come presliced,how are you eating this pizza,don't tell me you're using a knife and fork all these years? 但是你的不是事先切好的嗎 不然你怎么吃披薩啊 別告訴我你這么多年一直在用刀叉吃

Well yeah,this is embarrassing and it certainly my wife 是的 這很尷尬 而且讓我的妻子很生氣

Because I do eat pizza with a knife and fork and I know that is a social in the United States.I'm going very angry right now. 因為我的確用刀叉吃披薩 而且我知道在美國 人們深惡痛絕這種事 觀眾現(xiàn)在變得很生氣了