《柯南脫口秀》第126期:耍了點(diǎn)花招

Get out of hand sometimes.You know,what's crazy is I was thinking,I visited your set and hung out with you guys. 有時(shí)候會(huì)失控 我覺(jué)得有件事很瘋狂 我去過(guò)你們演播室 和你們聚了聚

You on "Inside the NBA".It seems like you guys have a dream job. 你們?cè)凇蹲哌M(jìn)NBA》中 就像得到了夢(mèng)想中的工作

You know?You get to sit there,hang out,talk about basketball.It's fun.It seems like a pretty sweet job. 你知道嗎 你可以坐在那里 消遣 聊籃球 很有趣 感覺(jué)是個(gè)很棒的工作

I would say it's a dream job especially for a guy who grew up as a fan but at times,which is crazy,Charles goes,I'm going to retire.I'm going to stop. 我覺(jué)得是個(gè)夢(mèng)想的工作 尤其是我從小就是籃球迷 但是有時(shí)候很瘋狂 查爾斯說(shuō) 我要退休了 我不想干了

Charles Barkley says I'm going to stop?I'm like,dude,we only work one day a week. 查爾斯·巴克利說(shuō)他不想干了嗎 我說(shuō) 老兄 我們一周才工作一天

We're on Thursdays.That's .We work one day a week. 我們只有周四播 這已經(jīng)算退休了 我們一周工作一天

Who gives up a job they only work one day a week but him? 除了他 誰(shuí)會(huì)放棄一周只干一天的工作

Yeah,he's quite the character.You also have Shaq you guys out,yes. 他很有意思 沙奎爾也在協(xié)助你們 是的

I loved this,I was watching when this happened around Christmas time. 我喜歡這個(gè) 這事發(fā)生時(shí)我正在看 大概在圣誕節(jié)期間

You almost killed Shaq,yes.Do you remember this?Explain it first before we show the . 你差點(diǎn)害死沙奎爾 是的 你記得嗎 在我們放短片之前解釋一下

Well,Shaq likes to do jokes.He was like,hey Kenny,I think it would be funny if when you run to the big board 沙奎爾喜歡搞惡作劇 他說(shuō) 肯尼 我覺(jué)得這會(huì)很有意思 你跑去大屏幕那邊

and describe what play is going on,we have this huge board behind me, 然后解說(shuō)比賽 我身后有個(gè)超大的顯示屏

He said I'll run behind you and we kind of race and try to into each other. 他說(shuō)我跟著你跑 我們加速 試圖撞上對(duì)方

I'm like wait a minute.He's like 340.He into me,I'm going to be flying the other way.I got a trick for him.This was the trick. 我說(shuō)等等 他有340磅 如果他撞上了我 就把我撞飛看 所以我耍了點(diǎn)花招 這就是

Ok this is what you did.Take a look. 好吧 這是你做的事 來(lái)看看吧