聽美劇學(xué)英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第69期:免費無線網(wǎng)絡(luò)

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Look at all these people just sitting here and not tipping, working on their computers.

瞧瞧這些人，也不給小費，就會坐在那里啪啪啪地玩電腦。

This guy has a brand-new Apple.

這家伙有一臺全新的蘋果電腦。

I've been eating the same apple for a week. I blame Steve Jobs.

而老娘同一個蘋果啃了快一周。都怪史蒂夫·喬布斯。

These people are more like Steve-I-have-no-jobs. All right, that's it.

這些人更像是"史蒂夫·沒工作吧"。好吧，真是夠了。

Earl, I need to get the wireless router.

厄爾，給我無線路由器。

Oh, is that what this is? I thought it was a cookie-warmer.

原來那玩意是干這個的?。课疫€以為是餅干加熱器呢。

Attention deadbeat diners.

聽著，你們這些蹭網(wǎng)客

You can't just sit here all night and only order coffee. This is not a Starbucks.

你們不能點杯咖啡，就賴一整晚。這又不是星巴克。

And I know that because we don't sell Norah Jones cds or bananas.

而且一看我們這里不賣諾拉·瓊斯的CD或是香蕉就知道。

This is the router for the free wi-fi.

這是能提供無線網(wǎng)絡(luò)的路由器。

And that is a waitress who needs to make some tips.

而這位是需要掙點小費的服務(wù)員。

Seriously, guys, I need actual cash. This guy just offered to pay me in ideas.

說真的，伙計們，我要的是鈔票。那家伙居然想用創(chuàng)意來付賬。

If I pull this plug, the internet will go down.

如果我拔掉這個插頭，網(wǎng)絡(luò)就會沒掉。

And you -- that sad email you're in the middle of writing to your ex-boyfriend,

而你，寫給前男友的可憐兮兮電郵會沒掉，

the one you shouldn't send anyway--gone.

反正你也不應(yīng)該發(fā)給他。

And you -- That vaguely pornographic anime film you've been illegally downloading for the past three hours-gone.

而你，花費了三小時非法下載的色情動漫，也會沒掉。

And you--that screenplay you've been writing,

而你，埋頭寫的破劇本，

you can keep working on it, but we all know how it ends:

你可以繼續(xù)寫，不過我們都知道結(jié)局

with you moving back in with your mother.

就是你搬回去跟你老媽住。

Now, who's gonna order?

現(xiàn)在誰想點餐呀

Great, I'll go get some menus. Here, Caroline, put this back.

很好，我去拿菜單。給，卡洛琳，把這個放回去。

Ooh, my cookie-warmer.

可惜了我的餅干加熱器。