聽美劇學(xué)英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第128期:修煉表情

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Max, the invited guests were all supposed to be business contacts.

麥克斯，邀請的賓客應(yīng)該全是有生意往來的朋友啊。

See, this is why I didn't tell you sooner. You're a control freak.

你看，所以我才不想太早告訴你。你是個超級控制狂。

And for the record, these guys have all had contact with my business.

而他們也都跟我的"生意本錢有過往來"啊。

You're using our launch party to get back at ex-boyfriends?

你是在用開幕派對來羞辱你前男友們嗎？

Uh, yeah! That's what success is for, to say "suck it" to people who dumped you.

廢話！成功不就是為了這個嗎，讓你可以對甩掉你的人說"你去死吧"。

"See my blown-out hair? Suck it! "See my cool cupcake shop? Suck it!

看到姐這美爆的秀發(fā)了嗎，"你去死吧"！看到姐的超酷小蛋糕店了嗎？"你去死吧"！

See these in this blouse? You wish you could suck it."

看到姐衣服下的胸器了嗎？你死都沒得吸了。

And here, it is not just boyfriends on my list.

而且名單上不是只有我的前男友們

I also invited the lady from Staples who gives me attitude. She can suck it too.

我還邀請了文具店那狗眼看人低的店員。順便也讓"她去死吧"。

Fine, but how is inviting Johnny and his new wife a victory?

行行行，但你邀請強尼夫婦來，你是哪里比人家成功呢？

Oh, like this. "Hi, Mrs. Johnny. Nice to meet you. You got him, but I got these and all this, so suck it."

就像這樣。"你好啊，強尼太太。幸會幸會。你有渣男，姐有逼人胸器跟超酷小店，所以你去死吧。

I'm not so sure this is healthy.

你這樣有點神經(jīng)吧。

Are you kidding me? This is the healthiest thing I've done in my life.

拜托哦？這是我這輩子最不神經(jīng)的一件事了。

I even thought about inviting my mother to come and suck it,

我還想過邀請我媽來讓她"去死吧"

but then she'd realize maybe I didn't commit suicide two years ago like my note said.

但這樣她就知道我兩年前留下的自殺遺書是騙人的了。

I'm about ready to open.

我準(zhǔn)備好放人進(jìn)來了。

Shouldn't we be putting up some testicle banners, or scrotum posters, or something?

但我們不掛一些睪丸橫幅或陰囊海報之類的嗎？

Also, there's a cute blonde boy out here asking for you that I'm about to eat alive.

對了，外面有個超可愛的金發(fā)男找你，我都想"餓基撲男"了。

That's Andy with the free bar stuff.

安迪帶免費酒吧的東西來了。

Go, I'm gonna stay here and practice my "Suck it" face for a while. How's this?

你先去吧，我在這待會兒，多練習(xí)下等會要用的"你去死吧"臉。如何？

That look is so much more "suck it" with the straight hair. I know, right?

新弄的直發(fā)搭配你那臉真是絕配啊。我也這么覺得。