聽美劇學(xué)英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第162期:大麻蛋糕

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These turned out great!

做出來結(jié)果很棒！

Good idea, universe. I knew you smoked weed.

好主意啊，老天爺。我早就知道你也是麻友了。

Oh, my God. I can't believe the smell. It's like a skunk skunked a skunk.

天啊，這味道太難聞了吧。像臭鼬被另一只臭鼬噴了臭氣似地。

I know. It's like a port-a-potty on the last day of Coachella.

我明白，就像狂歡會過后的公共廁所一樣臭。

Oh, no, Chestnut's smelling this. I got my horse stoned.

慘了，栗寶在偷吸。我家小馬都成毒蟲了。

Oh, relax. He's just trying to fit in at school.

別這么緊張。他只是想打入其他同學(xué)的圈子嘛。

Do you think the neighbors can smell it? Do you think they're gonna call the cops?

你覺得鄰居會聞到這味嗎？他們會不會打給警察舉報我們??？

Chill out! How can someone be this paranoid before they're high?

別這么緊張啦！怎么有人還沒能抽嗨，就這么多疑??？

Here, taste this.

來，嘗嘗看。

Max, I don't do pot. I tried it a couple times in college. It totally changed my personality.

麥克斯，我才不碰大麻。我大學(xué)的時候試過幾次。會害我性格起大變化。

Then please have some pot right now.

那求你快吃了這大麻小蛋糕吧。

Come on, it's business. I need you to taste it and tell me how it is,

這是為了生意好嗎。得有人嘗嘗，告訴我味道如何啊，

'cause I can't tell. At this point, everything I put in my mouth tastes like pot.

我現(xiàn)在嘗不出來，做完這些，味道濃得我吃什么都會像大麻。

Hey, it's pretty good. In fact, it's kind of delicious.

還不錯呢。其實這味道蠻好吃的呢。

We should charge 15 apiece for these. That's $540. That's our rent.

我們應(yīng)該收人家15塊錢一個。這樣能賺540塊，剛好交租。

A few more bites of that cupcake, and that math would've taken two hours longer.

你要是再多吃幾口，你就得多花兩小時才算得出剛才的東西了。