聽美劇學(xué)英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第二季 第186期:裝病翹班

Hi, everybody. Sophie's here!

各位鄉(xiāng)親。蘇菲駕到啦！

And look at my new coat. It's double-breasted.

瞧我的新狐皮大衣。是雙巨乳呢。

Pretty nice, huh? It was a gift from me.

很不錯吧？是我送的禮物呢。

It's the only thing he ever gave me that didn't threaten my reproductive health.

這是他送我的東西里唯一不會損壞到我生育能力的東西。

Think that fox took its own life when it saw what kind of coat it was gonna be on.

我覺得那只狐貍在知道自己會被做成什么大衣后甘愿自盡的。

What is the occasion?

他為什么會送你這個？

What is the occasion? I'm hot and it's cold.

什么為什么？姐姐火辣，天氣寒冷。

And it's also the anniversary of the first time Oleg and I 70ed.

而且還是我跟奧列格首次玩70式的紀(jì)念日。

The way I do it, it's one more than 69.

哥哥"功夫"好，"69"升華變70。

Max, I just hung up from a very panicked phone call, and you'll never believe what happened.

麥克斯，我剛掛了一通超讓人恐慌的電話，你絕對不敢相信電話中說的事。

The guy from the record store called to say I have super gonorrhea?

唱片行那男的打給你，告訴你我有超級淋病嗎？

You actually think a guy that you don't even remember called to tell me that you have super gonorrhea?

你真覺得一個被你"睡"過就忘了的男人會打來告訴我你有超級淋病嗎？

Yes, that's how tired I am.

對啊，我累到真這么覺得。

Are you gonna make me wait forever? Do I have it or not?

你是還要讓我等多久?。课业降子袥]得??？

It's not super gonorrhea, but it is super-bad news.

才不是超級淋病，只是個超級壞消息而已。

This woman just called to confirm her order for 1,000 cupcakes for tomorrow.

這女人剛打來跟我確認(rèn)她訂的明天要的一千個小蛋糕。

I've been so tired, I completely forgot.

我最近太累，完全忘了這事。

I'd rather have super gonorrhea!

我還寧愿得了超級淋病呢！

Are you insane? We can't do 1,000 cupcakes by tomorrow.

你瘋啦？我們哪可能明天前做好啊。

We have to do it. It'll ruin our reputation if we don't.

不行也得行。不然我們的商譽就付之一炬了。

I know we're tired, but if we stay up all night, we'll have $4,000 by tomorrow at 10:00 A.M.

我知道我們都累翻了，但只要再撐一晚，明早10點我們就能有四千塊入袋呢。

They have to be done by 10:00 A.M.?

還得是明早10點就做好??？

I'm so tired, remind me- is A.M. the morning one?

我累得腦子不轉(zhuǎn)了，AM是指上午嗎？

We can't do it. It's impossible.

我們做不了。不可能做到。

My brain's too foggy to crunch the numbers,

我現(xiàn)在腦子一團(tuán)漿糊，不會算數(shù)了

but I'm sure it's doable if we leave right now.

但如果現(xiàn)在開溜，明早一定能完工。

We're in the middle of waiting tables.

我們服務(wù)員的工作還沒結(jié)束呢。

Well, we'll just have to come up with an excuse.

那我們只好找理由翹班啦。

Give me your hand, bend over, and pretend to be sick.

把手給我，彎下腰，裝病。

It'll work. I've used this to get out of eight jobs, six final exams, and one wedding.

肯定能行，我用來翹過八個工作的班，六次期末考以及一次婚禮。

Han, we have an emergency. Caroline's sick. She's so sick, she can't even stand up.

阿憨，有緊急病號，卡洛琳病了。病得很嚴(yán)重，站都站不穩(wěn)了。

We won't be able to stay and finish our shift.

我們沒辦法留下來工作到打烊了。

We have to go right to the emergency room.

我們得立刻去急診室。

We don't know what's wrong with her, but it's coming out of both ends.

還不知道她是什么病，但她上吐下瀉的。

It might be super gonorrhea. Bye.

說不定會是超級淋病呢。再見。

That's so unfortunate. And on the night they were finally gonna do it.

真是太不幸了。她們本來今晚終于要"合體"了呢。