聽美劇學(xué)英語·破產(chǎn)姐妹第三季 第23期:蒙面拍視頻(2)

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Go, Max, I'm running out of oxygen, and I think there was cheese in here. And action.

繼續(xù)拍，麥克斯，我快不能呼吸了，而且我覺得袋子里有殘留的芝士。開拍。

If I achieve my goal -- specifically, a new pair of quality pants,

如果我能達到目標，尤其是能湊夠錢買一條高品質(zhì)的褲子，

then I promise I will give back to the community, wearing said pants. All I need is $1,500.

我答應(yīng)大家，我一定會穿著那條褲子去回報社會。我只需募集一千五百美元。

Stop! Whoa! $1,500? How many pounds of clothes are you getting?

停！什么！一千五？你要買多少磅的衣服呀？

Look, it's for one pair of amazing Dries Van Noten silk brocade pants -- super cute.

聽著，這是一條德賴斯·范諾頓設(shè)計的絲織錦緞褲的價格，超級好看的哦。

And, yes, it's a lot, but my investors will get something in return.

沒錯，這筆錢是不少，但我的投資者會得到相應(yīng)的回報。

For $5, they will get the feeling of goodwill in their heart.

只要捐出5塊錢，他們的內(nèi)心將充滿善意的喜悅。

For $10, I'll send them a selfie in the new pants that they bought.

捐出10塊錢，我會送他們我穿著新褲子拍的自拍照。

For $20, I'll send them a selfie without pants.

捐20塊的，我會送他們不穿褲子的自拍照。

Nobody is gonna give you money for the stuff you offered.

沒有人會因為你所謂的"回報"白給你錢。

"Goodwill in their hearts"? This is the internet. We're animals.

"內(nèi)心充滿善意的喜悅"。拜托，現(xiàn)在是互聯(lián)網(wǎng)世界。人們都是衣冠禽獸。

You're right. I have an idea. Camera up. And action.

你說得對。我想到個主意。打開相機。開拍。

I'm sure a lot of you are probably thinking, "Look at this spoiled, indulgent, clueless girl."

我知道你們大多數(shù)人會覺得，"看這個被寵壞任性沒大腦的蠢妞"。

Well, I am.

沒錯，我是這樣想的。

And you're also probably thinking, "God, I want to slap her."

而且你們甚至還會產(chǎn)生，"天啊，真想沖上去給她一巴掌"的想法。

Well, guess what. You can!

如你所愿，這個還真可以有！

For $500, you can come here and slap my spoiled, clueless face.

只要捐出500塊，你就可以親自上門，往我寵壞白癡的臉上使勁甩一巴掌。

And cut. Pretty good, huh?

停。很不錯吧。

Genius. Now, here, take the camera. I want to film my video to raise $500 to slap you.

太有想法了。來，現(xiàn)在換你拿相機。我要拍一個募集500塊甩你耳光的短片。