Kris and Kim are in Vienna and someone stole Kris's Bottega bag and her Chanel clutch with the matching pumps that she bought in Paris.
克麗絲·詹娜是卡戴珊姐妹們的媽媽,克麗絲與金在維也納的時(shí)候有人偷走了她的名牌寶緹嘉包包,以及她在巴黎買的配套香奈兒手包與高跟鞋。
All right, well, I have to go take my morning tinkle. But when I come back, I want you two to be out of here because I need that swing for my exercises.
好了,我得先去撒泡晨尿。等我撒完我希望你們能離開我家,我需要用那個(gè)秋千來晨練。
We have to do this show. It'll be so great for our business.
我們得上這節(jié)目??隙▽ξ覀兩獯笥袔椭?。
The only way we'd get more exposure is if Orlando Bloom and Bieber bitchslapped each other in front of our shop.
曝光率唯一有可能比這個(gè)高的方法是奧蘭多·布魯姆與比伯在我們店門口像娘們一樣呼扇巴掌。
Who cares about our business? I want that mother to adopt me!
誰管我們的生意怎么樣啊?我超想被她們媽媽領(lǐng)養(yǎng)!
Her kid makes a sex tape, she turns it into millions.
她的小孩流出性愛視頻,她借機(jī)撈了幾百萬。
The only thing my mother ever did with my sex tape was copy it and give it to her boyfriend.
而我媽媽對我的性愛視頻唯一做過的事就是復(fù)制一份給她的男人欣賞。
I'm so excited.
我好激動呀。
Max, this is what I look like when I'm happy. You've never seen it.
麥克斯,快看,這是我開心的表情。你以前從未有幸見過哦。
Please call me by my new name, Khlamydia Kardashian.
請叫我的新名字,金原體·卡戴珊。
Don't say anything stupid like that.
不許再說這么白癡的話。
I won't have to say anything.
我一句話都不用說。
Kris will see me and recognize me as one of her own with my lips, my boobs, and my willingness to live in some place called calabasas.
克麗絲只要看我一眼就能認(rèn)出我是她的孩子,會被我的豐唇,我的巨乳,還有我想住進(jìn)洛杉磯豪宅的決心所打動。
They're here. My life changes now!
她們來了,我的人生將從此改變!
This is what I look like happy. You've never seen it.
快看這是我開心的表情。你以前從未有幸見過哦。
Hi, we are so, so excited about this
你好,我們現(xiàn)在超級激動。
There has been a change. They're not coming. It's too far to walk in heels.
計(jì)劃有變。她們不來了。穿高跟鞋不好走這么遠(yuǎn)的道。
See? She might as well have been my real mom 'cause she just chose a heel over me.
瞧?她很有可能是我的親媽,因?yàn)樗龕鄹吒噙^愛我。
Hi, here I am to meet Kiki, my bff.
你們好啊,我來見我的閨蜜小金金啦。
And look at my new dress! Twinsies!
快看我的新裙子,跟小金金是姐妹裙哦!
They certainly are.
好一對"大"姐妹啊。
Sorry, she's not coming. We had to film them in jamba juice instead.
抱歉,她不來了。節(jié)目改到堅(jiān)寶果汁店拍攝了。
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